Post by jth on Sept 15, 2012 15:33:14 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario
(Show starts by recapping last week's SNS event. It then begins hyping up the upcoming altercation between Toronto's own Blitz, and NIWA President Mr. CC. Also, in tonight's main event. The two men that will face each other in the Dream Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, Chuck Norris and Shadow the Hedgehog will team up to face NintenDoom's Warios.)
Drew McIntyre vs. Blitz never got underway when Blitz attacked McIntyre from behind with a steel chair as Drew was heading down to ringside. Blitz continues to attack Drew down the rampway and then smashes his fractured wrist with the chair and Drew goes down with his arms on the steel steps. Blitz then grabs a mike.
Blitz: CC! You wanted me back here...well it's good to be home! (Holds the chair over his head and smashes it into the cast of Drew and Drw goes down to the floor screaming as Blitz drops the chair to the side as it's clear he was in no mood to compete here tonight)
James Bond defeated Luigi via submission at 9:36 with the Ankle Lock. Bond continues and only lets go at the risk of the desicion being reversed.
(Screen shows a recap of Summer Stampede that saw Johnny Bravo become the new NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion against Fozzie Osbourne, Fozzie has demanded his rematch tonight. That title match is next!)
NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship
Johnny Bravo (c) defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 13:15 to retain the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship
(Backstage, Link in checking on the condition of Luigi with Mario along side as Ron Burgundy walks up)
Burgundy: Excuse me Link? (Link slowly turns around) Would you mind giving an update on the condition of Luigi?
Link: Luigi is fine...but that's not the point. Mr. Bond...is trying to make a statement by trying to cripple my friends. I'm going to allow that to happen. Bond it's clear that you're trying to make a case for my title again. Fine, I'll give it to you. But this time, will be different...this time I don't want you to tap out...I want to make you tap out again, and again, and again, and again! (Crowd Cheers) At A Change of Seasons Bond...I want you in an Ulitmate Submission Match! (Crowd Cheers Loudly as Link stares into the camera as the camera back out to the ring)
Zangief defeated Larry the Cable Guy via pinfall at 2:04. After the match, Zangief looks to nail another Russian National Slam when Agent J runs out to the ring and Zangief then leaves.
(J grabs a mike as Zangief looks like he's about to head to the back)
J: Hold up there big guy...(Zangief turns around to stare back in the ring) Okay, maybe slightly bigger than big guy. What happened man...we were working together beating down those dudes in the overalls. And that "Goth creature with the Curtain Call beard" (Walking like a robot and talking in a robotic tune which just makes Zangief shake his head) Then you beat the crap out of me at Stampede man...(Crowd Boos) I think we all want to know what gives man... (J holds his arm out in puzzlement, he then tosses the mike to the floor on the outside as it lands about 2 feet from Zangief, he looks down at it and back at J, which he then picks up the mike)
Zangief: I really wish to know.
(J grabs another mike) J: Uh...yeah!
(Zangief then gets up on the apron) Zangief: I tell you why. (Steps over the ropes kinda setting J) Many weeks ago after I had a match with Ganondorf, Thy was attacked by the said three you spoke of.
J: And then I came out and helped you out. I remember it, I'm not getting the picture here.
Zangief: You don't do you?
J: No...
Zangief: Perhaps, this will explain such. (Extends his arm to the titantron as J looks on)
(It shows that while Zangief is being checked on by EMTs to be carried out of the arena, J is break dancing with the Venue Champion getting the crowd pumped up, the clip ends and J looks on a bit uneasy as Zangief looks behind very angry)
J: Look, that's not what it looks like...(Zangief gets a little closer) Okay, maybe that's exactly what it looks like. But come on dawg, you're a hardcore fighter, you've taken harder stuff than that. I knew you we're gonna be fine, I was just trying to help out the fans.
Zangief: And that...is what's wrong with you stupid Americans...(Crowd Cheers at the jab at Americans, but Zangief soon looks out at the crowd) Last time I looked at a globe, Canada is a part of North "American" you imbecles. (Crowd Boos Loudly)
J: Look, that wasn't too bright, you had these people cheering you, lovin' and... (Zangief holds his hand over J's mouth)
Zangief: Shut...mouth...now! All you Americans have begun to make me sick. And it's time I begun to teach you a lesson. You believed that I would be fine after being attacked by three men. Then don't worry...you'll be just fine...after this. (Zangief gives J a stiff clothesline turning J inside out, Zangief then comes off the ropes and drops a hard leg over the face of J taking him out, Zangief then gets up with the mike still in hand) Get well soon. (Drops the mike on J's chest as Zangief leaves the ring)
(Screen shows that coming up next, NintenDoom Leader will go one on one with the current Money in the Bank holder, Peter Pan)
Ganondorf defeated Peter Pan via pinfall at 9:14
(As Peter Pan is struggling to get back to his feet, just then JTH's music hits and the former World Heavyweight Champion begins to walk down to the ring none too impressed, he gets in the ring with a mike in hand as Peter Pan comes to)
JTH: You've got to be kidding me...The fact that you walk around with a Money in the bank contract is an absolute joke Pan. (Crowd Boos) Do you recall what happened last week to me? Last week I was in a No Holds Barred match with Chuck Norris...and you know what happened? (Pauses) I got my ass kicked! (Crowd Cheers) And then the icing on the cake...the World Champion Shadow the Hedgehog came out and in one kick...he kicked my ass too! (Crowd Cheers) You see these people may like that, but deep down that's the last thing you want to hear. Because I am the best wrestler in NIWA right now...(Crowd Boos and JTH just stares at the crowd and mumbles something under his breath) And if that is happening to me...what makes you think you have a chance in hell guys like that? (Crowd Boos)
Pan: I have...and will always have a chance...if I believe in myself. (Crowd Cheers but JTH just laughs it off)
JTH: Be-Believe in yourself. Pan, come on...no wishing upon any star you do is gonna help you become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...quite frankly. I know you can't beat me either.
Pan: Is that so?
JTH: Yes it is so.
Pan: Well why we find out shall we. (Crowd Cheers)
JTH: Fine Pan, and just so you don't have any excuses...I'm going to give you that match at A Change of Seasons, so you have no excuses to make. And then after that, you can go back to Neverland...to go along with your chance of becoming a World Heavyweight Champion...never! (Crowd boos as JTH drops the mike and leaves but Pan just shakes his head with a smile as it looks like JTH will go one on one with Peter Pan at A Change of Seasons)
(Screen shows last week the North American Champion Tommy Vercetti losing to Max Payne. Vercetti will look to redeem himself against The Crow next)
Non-Title Match
The Crow defeated NIWA North American Champion Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 11:16
(Screen shows a video package of A Change of Seasons to take place October 4th, 2012 at the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota)
NIWA World Hravyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog & Chuck Norris defeated The Warios via Shadow pinning Waluigi at 8:11
(Blitz is shown making his way to the ring for the offical confrontation with Mr. CC, just as Ron Burgundy runs up to him to get a comment, but Blitz holds his hand up telling him to not say a word, he then pulls the mike in)
Blitz: Time to have some fun...(Walks off and begins to head to the ring as Burgundy quite sure what to make of those comments)
(Blitz then makes his way to the ring as he is given a big reaction from the hometown crowd of Toronto as he enters the ring and sits in his chair with the table set up as he awaits the President of the NIWA Mr. CC)
(Mr. CC then makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction and gets in the ring and right away flips the table to the side and Blitz who had his feet propped up on it stands right up)
CC: I figured I wouldn't waste time and just flip the table now.
Blitz: Well make it quick, I got partying to do. (Crowd Cheers)
CC: Gladly...you felt it nessecary to attack me from behind and...
Blitz: Yes, and it was so much fun. (Smiles)
CC: Sure...the fact is...I could have fired you right after that...but I didn't. I could have fired you after what you did eariler to Drew, but I won't. Because I want to make your life a living hell, before I fire you.
Blitz: Humor me Mr. Pres...what do you have in mind?
CC: Well I figured that A Change of Seasons would be a perfect fitting for what I have in mind, because change will come. You and I will fight each other at A Change of Seasons...with no rules. You can do whatever you want to me, and I can most certainly do whatever I want to you. And once I beat you Blitz, I will take great joy...in firing you from NIWA. (Crowd Boos and Blitz looks around to the crowd, looking none to impressed)
Blitz: Really? It sounds like you're a little, tiny bit scared...you must really not think you can beat me if you feel you can't have rules to do the job.
CC: Alright, you want something at stake...I'm a fair man, name your price.
Blitz: Wha-...seriously, it's that easy.
CC: Name it.
Blitz: Wow...well you see. I figure if I have to put everything at stake...(Looks right in CC's eyes) That you should put everything at stake too. (Crowd Oohs as CC looks on) That's right, you beat me, fire me...but if I beat you...then you can just call me...President Blitz! (Crowd Cheers)
CC: Is that what it's gonna take to get rid of you.
Blitz: Not at all, I mean you could just...(Gives CC a shove) fire me right now...(Shoves CC again back to the ropes)
CC: I accept...(Crowd Cheers)
Blitz: That's good CC. And once I beat you, my first act as NIWA President...will be to personally flush the NIWA, down the toilet, and the NIWA will never be seen again...(Crowd now boos loudly at their hometown hero)
CC: Woah, woah...that's not what we've agreed to...
Blitz: Maybe you should have thought about that...(With that Blitz then low balls CC taking him down to his knees and then Blitz drills him in the head with his mike and then gives him several more shots as the crowd now vilely boos Blitz as he gets up with CC down. Blitz then lays down right next to CC) Enjoy your last days...as NIWA President...because I sure will. (Drops the mike right next to CC and rolls out of the ring and the crowd boos as Blitz has threatened to end NIWA if he becomes NIWA President at A Change of Seasons...what has Mr. CC done?)