Post by jth on Sept 1, 2012 11:52:05 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Colisée Pepsi
Quebec City, Quebec
(Show starts rather suddenly as a limo is seen entering the parking lot area, and as it opens......It's Mr. CC...the NIWA President who a reaction of shock from the crowd. It's the first time in nearly a year he has appeared on air of an NIWA event, so he must have serious business to attend to. Ron Burgundy approaches him for an interview)
Burgundy: Mr. CC, what are you doing here?
Mr. CC: Ya know, I'd love to answer that, but ummm...PAM! (Pamela Anderson walks over to them) Pam wants to talk to you. (Ron gets a goofy looking smile on his face) Yeah, that's what I thought too. (CC walks from them as the focuses in front of him as Ron and Pam fade in the distance. What does CC have in store? Screen fades to black)
(Screen shows a recap of last night's Summer Stampede event that saw two new champions and perhaps a tease of an epic dream match NIWA fans have been wanting to see.)
(Show starts with the theme of the NIWA President Mr. CC and the crowd is still in a curious mode of what he may be doing here as he gets in the ring with a mike in hand)
CC: Welcome everybody to Saturday Night Showdown! (Crowd Cheers) Now I know you people are thinking that if I'm here that something is going on, and indeed you are correct. Last night I was watching Summer Stampede as I'm sure all you were as well, when suddenly out of the blue, I recieved a phone call from a very upset NIWA Superstar. That superstar's name...is Blitz. (Crowd Boos) Now last night, Blitz claimed that last night, NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean...(Crowd Cheers which CC nods) unwarrently struck him for no reason...which is what I saw. Blitz has hereby stated that Mr. Clean has become a hazard to all NIWA Superstars, and that the NIWA has become an unsafe working enviroment. (Crowd Boos) Listen, I don't like it either, but Blitz...to his credit has presented me with multiple instintes to prove his case. So with that said...I am going to analyze the information presented to me, and at the end of the night, I will decide the fate of the NIWA Commissioner...Mr. Clean. Thank you and enjoy the night. (Leaves the ring and the crowd slightly cheers, but what will happen to the NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean?)
(Screen shows that coming up next is a big NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship match as "Las Vegas" Link defends against the former champion James Bond next!)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link (c) defeated James Bond via pinfall at 14:25 to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
(After the match, Blitz is backstage looking at the end of the match getting very frustrated)
Blitz: That should've been me! (Ron Burgundy walks up)
Burgundy: Excuse me Blitz? Would you care to comment on the situation at hand tonight involving Mr. CC being here tonight regarding the future of Mr. Clean?
Blitz: No, I do not care to comment on that, or anything else for that matter. Because I don't care about anybody here, the only person I care about is me. I'm just going to let everyone here tonight find out the fate of Mr. Clean at the end of the night. That way, the sour taste of that heartbreaking moment will be in everyone's mouth for a whole weeks time. Now if you were to be so kind...leave. (Crowd Boos as Burgundy heads out)
(A Big 8 Man Tag Match has been announced and will take place...next)
8 Man Tag Match
NintenDoom & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated The Super Mario Bros, Money in the Bank Winner Peter Pan, & Spiderman at 16:11 via JTH pinning Peter Pan after a failed You Can Fly attempt
(Backstage Mr. Clean is in his office, his fate will be decided tonight at the hands of the president of NIWA, Mr. CC)
(Screen shows last night the shocking turn of events when Zangief attacked Agent J after his match with Ganondorf)
Zangief defeated Larry the Cable Guy via pinfall at 2:53. After the match, Zangief grabbed a mike looking like he was about to explain his actions from last night, but just shook his head and dropped the mike and left. Getting boos as he did so.
(Screen shows Tommy Vercetti's successful title defense at Summer Stampede)
Non-Title Match
The Crow defeated NIWA North American Champion Tommy Vercetti via pinfall at 10:05 in a non-title match
(Screen shows the end of Summer Stampede that showed Chuck Norris' vow to once again become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion)
(Also in the main event tonight. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog will be in a non-title match against a man makig his return to NIWA)
The Punisher defeated Jackie Chan via submission at 8:46
(BREAKING NEWS: NIWA has just reported that Chuck Norris has been announced as the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship against Shadow the Hedgehog. The match will take place at A Change of Seasons in the Target Center. Chuck Norris will also be at next week's SNS. What fireworks will ignite next week? Tune in!)
(Shadow is making his way to the ring for his match with his mystery opponent next)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Max Payne via pinfall at 9:52 in a non-title match.
(Shadow grabs a mike after the match)
Shadow: Chuck Norris...(Crowd Cheers) You vow to be the next NIWA World Heavyweight Champion...(Looks at his World Title) I...will be waiting. (Drops the mike and leaves the ring as another victory as he continues to stay hot)
(Screen shows NIWA President Mr. CC coming back out to the ring, it appears he has made his decision.)
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA A Change of Seasons that will take place on October 5th from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota)
(Mr. CC's music hits and the NIWA President is making his way back to the ring, he gets in the ring and takes the mike from Howard Finkle and resquests him to leave the ringside as his night is done)
Mr. CC: Ladies and gentlemen, I have gone through all the information presented to me...and I have made and determined what I believe is the correct course of action. At this time, I would like to ask the NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean to meet me in the ring.
(Mr. Clean music hits and the NIWA Commissioner is recieved with a mass number of cheers as he enters the ring and awaits his verdict, the two men shake hands before the decision)
Mr. CC: Well Mr. Clean, you and I have known each other for a good while now, just as I have known Blitz for the same amount of time. And I can't lie this has been a tough decision to make. Blitz has merit behind his reasoning and I'm sure you wish to make your case as well. (Hands the mike to Clean who stalls but then takes the mike)
Mr. Clean: The fact is I won't apologize for anything that I did. I'm "The Dirtiest Commissioner in the Game." (Crowd Cheers) I don't always go by the rules, I don't always play by the book, but at the same time that's exactly why you hired me for this job. Because I would have to guts to do things that maybe others before would hesitate to do. So Blitz whined and complained to you about my job, well what else is new; it's not like we've ever been friends...ever. But for Blitz to do that I find just weak and lame...even to his standerd. Keep in mind that when NintenDoom had formed and starting destroying everyone in their path...including yourself; Blitz couldn't put his differences aside with people around here for one...match...with fellow NIWA Superstars. Just think if that's a guy you wish to put stock in. (Hands the mike back to CC)
Mr. CC: You make a fair point. Well...
(Both CC and Clean look back to the entrance ramp as Blitz's music plays to a chorus of boos as he makes his way pretty hastefully to ring and rolls in the ring snatches the mike from CC's hand)
Blitz: What I want you to do is stop stalling and wasting time...and fire his ass, just like you said you would. (Crowd Boos as Clean then looks over at CC as CC takes the mike back)
Mr. CC: First of all Blitz, I said was going to take your evidence under consideration. But now that you're both out here and awaiting the decision as everyone else. I can get on with it. Mr. Clean...I am hereby informing you...that you will NOT...be fired as the NIWA Commissioner. (Crowd Cheers loudly as Blitz gets right in CC's face and argues) Now Blitz, you can leave now...(Crowd Cheers again as Blitz begins to leave and CC and Clean shake hands)
(But then out of nowhere, Blitz then jumps Mr. CC from behind and knocks CC into Mr. Clean knocking Clean out of the ring and allows Blitz to nail a stunned CC with the All Out Blitz taking CC down as he holds the back of his head and Blitz gets booed loudly. Blitz stands right over top of CC and slaps him in the face a couple times ala Clean slapping Blitz last night. Blitz then grabs CC again and picks him up and nails a second All Out Blitz on the NIWA President. As it looks like Blitz is about to go for a third, a group of about 5 police officers attack Blitz, take him down and cuff him. The officers take Blitz out of the ring while Blitz is screaming back in the ring.)
Blitz: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FIRE HIM YOU PIECE OF [Expletive]! YOU DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH ME!
(The cops take Blitz out of the arena and into their swat car and drive off while Mr. Clean and other NIWA Superstars have arrived on scene to check on Mr. CC's status after 2 All Out Blitzs' as the show has ended in complete choas)