Post by jth on Aug 12, 2012 0:07:25 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Braehead Arena
Glasgow, Scotland
(Show starts recapping last week's SNS that saw James Bond claim Blitz's spot in the Fatal-4 Way at Summer Stampede and the insanity that insued as a result. And a huge 8 Man Tag match has been announced as All four combatants for the Fatal-4 Way will team together to face the team of NintenDoom & Blitz. What insanity may occur?)
Number One Contender's Match for the NIWA North American Championship
Shelton Benjamin defeated The Crow via pinfall at 10:55
(Camera is backstage with Ganondorf and The Warios discussing tonight's huge Tag Match made when then Blitz walks onto the scene)
Wario: Well well, if it isn't the paranoid loser.
Waluigi: (Laughs) Must be super excited to be on a team of winners, aren't you?
(With that, Blitz charges at Waluigi by the throat and shoves him up on a locker, which Ganondorf grabs Blitz by the throat and moves him back, Ganon then gets right in Blitz's face still with choke applied looking far from happy. But he then soon smiles and grins.)
Ganondorf: Save that anger...for the match tonight. (Lets go of Blitz) Let's go men. (NintenDoom walks off as Blitz looks at them with a demented look on his face)
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Agent J defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 9:52
(Screen announces two matches that have been made for NIWA Summer Stampede as Agent J will go one on one with Ganondorf, also a Triple Threat Match will take place to determine the number one contender for the NIWA World Women's Championship as it will be between Blossom, Buttercup, & Buffy Summers.)
Non-Title Match
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champion Super Mario Bros. defeated The X-Men via Mario pinning Cyclops at 9:17
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Summer Stampede that will take place on August 31st, from Madison Square Garden.)
Johnny Bravo defeated Zac Efron via pinfall at 5:34
(Camera is now backstage that shows JTH staring off camera which te crowd boos, the camera then pans over to James Bond with a martini in hand who looks calm, but focused. Camera then pans over to show the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog who is looking in both directions and then looks to his other side. The camera then pans over again to show Scotland's own Drew McIntyre who gets the biggest reaction of the four as the camera backs up to show of four as the four are being forced to coexist against NintenDoom and Blitz here tonight.)
Shadow: I suppose this is what the saying means for "Keep your enemines closer."
Bond: Quite so...
JTH: Look, can someone please explain to me what the hell we're doing looking back and forth at one another?
Bond: I suggest you watch your mouth boy.
Shadow: I have to agree with him...
JTH: Who asked you hedgehog?
Shadow: I was agreeing with you, you idiot! (JTH then gets right in his face)
JTH: What are you gonna do about it!? (Drew steps in)
Drew: Hey just back off, if you guys wish to beat the snot out each other, do it after the match.
JTH: Fine, but after said match...you'd better watch your back. (Walks off)
Bond: Miscrient... (Fades to black)
Spiderman & Peter Pan defeated Jet Li & The Punisher via Peter Pan pinning The Punisher at 7:43
(After the match, NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean appears on the titantron)
Mr. Clean: Spiderman, Peter Pan...congradulations. Because of an unfortunate event that occured several months back, the two of you together were unable to have a shot at the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships. But that will change at Summer Stampede, as you will face The Super Mario Bros. (Crowd Cheers as Spidey and Peter Pan nod in agreement as they high five each other)
Buttercup defeated Molly Holly via pinfall at 5:42
(Screen shows the main event match is next, a huge 8 Man Tag Team Match. What will happen? Will these teams coexist?)
8 Man Tag Match
Ganondorf, The Warios, & Blitz defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog, "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, James Bond & Drew McIntyre via Blitz pinning Drew McIntyre at 23:14 after James Bond gave McIntyre a Secret Agent Slam to give Blitz the pin. All four men in the title match brawled after the conclusion as the show goes off the air as insanity continues.