Post by jth on Jun 29, 2012 11:13:50 GMT -8
Beach Wars
Cow Palace
San Fransisco, California
(Screen shows the Hell in a Cell and the brutal battles that taken place in it)
Mr. Clean: Hell...in a Cell! (Echoes)
JTH: It is the most domonic creation ever in wrestling...
Norris: It ends careers...changes lives.
Announcer: Hell in a Cell!
JTH: Satan's Creation!
Norris: The time for games are over... (Shows Jackie Moon pinning JTH on an episode of SNS)
JTH: The fun is just beginning! (Shows JTH's attack of Chuck Norris in his own home)
(Shows clips of Shadow and Blitz)
Blitz: War...it may be nothing good...
Shadow: But that doesn't mean...
(Shows destruction everywhere)
All: I won't enjoy it...
(Screen goes black)
Announcer: And now...NIWA Presents...Beach Wars!
(Pyro goes off in the Palace as the crowd is ready for the event, after the pyro the camera display the Hell in a Cell hanging above the ring as tonight JTH and Chuck Norris will go one on one inside the structure. The Crowd Awaits the first match)
Agent J & Johnny Bravo defeated Fozzie Osbourne & Zac Efron via Agent J pinning Zac Efron at 12:25
(Screen shows the recent events between Ganondorf and the NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall!
Non-Title Match
Ganondorf defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship Zangief via pinfall at 9:27
(Camera backstage shows JTH making his way to the dressing room to a chorus of boos as Ron Burgundy stops him just about ready to head in)
Burgundy: Excuse me JTH...(JTH stops just before about to open the door, though he doesn't look back) Tonight is a very monumental night, you take on Chuck Norris in a Hell in a Cell match. What's going through your mind right now?
JTH: (Still looking away) Tonight is a night that I have been looking foward to in a long, long time. Tonight...(Turns to Burgundy) I'm going to hell! And I'm going to enjoy every second of it. (Turns around and walks in the dressing room leaving Burgundy in shock)
(Screen shows a video package of James Bond and Link and shows their acomplishments in wrestling history)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
"Las Vegas" Link defeated James Bond (c) via disqualification at 14:53. The title cannot change hands on a disqualification. After Bond breaks out of the Triforce Lock, Bond intentionally shoves down the referee and gets himself disqualified. As Bond is leaving with his belt, the Marios appear on the entrance way preventing him from escaping allowing Link to grab Bond from behind and reapply the Triforce Lock on the rampway and Bond starts tapping out. The "NWO" stand tall on the entrance way, but Link is not the Junior Heavyweight Champion.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is the match for the Unified EMW/NIWA Tag Team Championships. And joining me right now is the four men who will be competing in that match. Representing EMW are the Champions...The Avengers, Captain America and Thor. (Crowd Cheers) And the challengers representing NIWA, Peter Pan and Drew McIntyre. (Crowd Cheers louder for the NIWA superstars) Are there any last thoughts before you four go out there and lay it all on the line?
(Captain America speaks first)
Cap: Let me say that it is an honor to face two men who take pride and respect what we do in our respective companies of work, and I hope that the best team wins tonight.
Thor: The gods above us I'm sure will look forward to an excellent performance by the likes of us, and I thou sure to make surest that we thoust give them what they wish to see.
(Peter Pan takes the mike from Burgundy)
Peter Pan: The respect is equal on this side as well, and I know that yourselves will give an equal skill tonight, may the best team indeed win and best of luck. (Hands the mike to Drew)
Drew: We all come from lands of great pride and honor, and we all hope to make all the ones who look up to us proud. Whether it being taking no bost from victory or keeping our heads high in defeat, facing the best tag team in wrestling today is a great feat to overcome. And to overcome it will be a great quest indeed. (The teams shake hands and the two teams seperate to opposite sides of the camera)
Burgundy: Let's head out to the ring...
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following tag team contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Championships!
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
Peter Pan & Drew McIntyre defeated EMW's The Avengers (c) to become the NEW EMW/NIWA Unified Tag Team Champions via Drew McIntyre pinning Captain America at 19:04
(Screen shows a video package of the NIWA World Women's Championship match between Xena, Blossom, and Buffy Summers)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Triple Threat Match, for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA World Women's Championship
Xena Warrior Princess (c) defeated Blossom & Buffy Summers to retain the NIWA World Women's Championship via pinning Buffy at 10:13
(Screen shows back to Annualversary 4 when Tommy Vercetti defeated James Bond to become the new NIWA North American Champion, then shows a SNS event where The Crow returned to cost Vercetti a chance at becoming the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, and it is for...the NIWA North American Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
NIWA North American Championship
Tommy Vercetti (c) defeated The Crow via submission at 9:44 to retain the NIWA North American Championship
(Backstage are a bunch of ladders and a shadowy figure emerages to be the World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog to a great ovation)
Shadow: Humans have told a story about a "Long and Winding Road", and the path to tonight has certainly been that. The man who wishes to take me down, and take my title feels he has a straight journey to success...Blitz...you are dearly mistaken. I am the Ulimate Life Form, trying to play games with me...will only prolong your suffering. And tonight, when grab a hold of the steel ladder in hand, I will make my chance and right to hurt you Blitz...then when I am standing over you, still the World Heavyweight Champion...then you will learn...who I am! (Crowd Cheers as his eyes close and the screen goes black)
(Screen shows a video package for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match between Blitz and Shadow the Hedgehog)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, this...is the Ladder Match...for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers) The only way to win, to climb a ladder and retrive the championship hanging above the ring. The first person to do so, will be the winner!
Ladder Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Shadow the Hedgehog (c) defeated Blitz to retain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at 17:35. The ending looks like Blitz is going to win the match, but Shadow kicks him in the side of the head with a varied Chaos Kick and Blitz falls to the mat and Shadow retrives the title.
(Chuck Norris is shown making his way to the ring as Ron Burgundy)
Burgundy: Mr. Norris...Mr. Norris, eariler tonight JTH stated that he would enjoy every moment in hell tonight, what are your thoughts?
Norris: If he plans to enjoy it...then I just have to enjoy beating him more...(Walks off as the crowd cheers...the main event is next as the Hell in a Cell begins to lower as Chuck Norris and JTH prepare)
(Screen shows a video package for the highly anticipated Hell in a Cell Match between Chuck Norris & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This...is the Hell...in a Cell Match. Where the only way to win is by pinfall...or submission! (Crowd Cheers)
Hell in a Cell Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Chuck Norris via ref stoppage after Chuck Norris was unresponsive in the Wrestlemania Lock for 2 and a half minutes at 35:03. After the bell rings JTH falls to the mat out of energy and needs to be helped out of the cell though is the winner. Norris as the referee checks on him several minutes later and when EMTs arrive refuses help from the cell and walks out on his own power. Norris has survived the Hell in a Cell match, but not in the way he or the crowd wanted. Show ends with Norris waving to the cowd thanking them for their support.