Post by jth on Jun 23, 2012 12:21:26 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Long Beach Sports Arena
Long Beach, California
(Show begins recapping last wek's SNS that ended with the biggest upset in NIWA History as Jackie Moon pinned "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH. It was then announced that the match between JTH & Chuck Norris will be inside a Hell in a Cell)
Champion vs. Champion Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion James Bond defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief via submission at 13:43 after Zangief was attacked with a steel chair to the back of the leg with the referee down. Bond was able to lock on the Ankle Lock and get the victory
(The Crow is in the ring with a mike in hand)
The Crow: My road to success has been hard...rough...and rocky. To which I soon realized that the only way that I would make an impact is to take matters into my own hands, rather than wait forever for something that would never be given to me. This Friday, I have the chance to become the new...North American Heavyweight Champion. And it is a chance that I am not going to give away. Tommy Vercetti, bring your best at Beach Wars, because I plan on not being denied. (Crowd Boos)
The Crow defeated Larry the Cable Guy via pinfall at 6:22
(Screen shows the recent events between Xena/Blossom/Buffy and shows the preview for the Triple Threat Match at Beach Wars)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess defeated Molly Holly via pinfall at 7:43. After the match, Buffy fakd going for a sneak attack on Xena but stayed on the outside, but allowed Blossom to jump Buffy and nail Perfectly Painful on the floor
(Ron Burgundy is backstage ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is...Agent J! (J comes up slapping his hands together kinda break dancing)
J: Awe yeah! Agent J, one the way!
Burgundy: Agent J, you have a bug six man tag match tonight and a big tag match at Beach Wars when you team with Johnny Bravo to face Fozzie Osbourne and Zac Efron.
J: Oh you know them fools got it coming dawg. Because Bravo and me have everything they ain't got. We got shades, we good looking, and we know how to do our thing. Ain't that right J.B.? (With that Bravo comes in flexing infront of J's face to the camera as the crowd cheers) Hey don't block this face from the lens man.
Bravo: We're in the Men in Shades, women wants us, men wanna be us. And when everything's on the line, we get the job. Come on! Do the monkey with me! (Bravo starts doing the monkey as J starts his own dance until they stop as Shadow the Hedgehog approaches to a big cheer from the crowd)
Shadow: Save your strength until the match starts men. After we get the job done, do whatever you wish...but until then...focus on the matter at hands. (Walsk off)
J: Got it champ!
Bravo: Oh yeah...(Looks at his bicep) Oh mama!
Super Mario Bros. defeated The Warios via Mario pinning Waluigi at 9:54
(Screen shows a recap of last week when the unthinkable happened when Flint Tropics Jackie Moon pinned JTH in a Gauntlet Match with help from Chuck Norris)
(Jackie Moon is beginning to make his way to the ring for action until he is jumped from behind by JTH as the crowd boos him and JTH punches the living hell out of Moon on the outside. JTH then picks up Moon on the outside and drills him with a Wrestlemania Drop on the floor and the rolls into the ring and grabs a mike)
JTH: NORRIS!!! You think last week was some kinda joke!?! (Crowd Cheers) SHUT UP!!! (Crowd Boos) Big joke to you wasn't it Chuck? Well come Friday, Beach Wars Chuck...you can take all your jokes, and games...and you can go...TO HELL!!! (Crowd Boos as he rolls out the ring and drives the mike in the back of the head of Moon and throws it down as the crowd boos more as the screen fades to black)
(Screen shows a video package for Beach Wars this coming Friday)
(Screen then shows a clip of when Peter Pan won the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at Clash of the Titans III earning him a future NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match)
Money in the Bank Winner Peter Pan defeated Ganondorf via pinfall at 12:40 after Zangief barred a distraction. Ganondorf is livid after the match.
(Link is making his way to the ring for singles action next)
"Las Vegas" Link defeated The Punisher via submission at 7:17
(Screen shows the matches made for Beach Wars this Friday)
Tag Team Match
Agent J & Johnny Bravo vs. Fozzie Osbourne & Zac Efron
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships
EMW's The Avengers (c) vs. Drew McIntyre & Peter Pan
Non-Title Grudge Match
NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief vs. Ganondorf
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
James Bond (c) vs. "Las Vegas" Link
NIWA North American Championship
Tommy Vercetti (c) vs. The Crow
Triple Threat Match
NIWA World Women's Championship
Xena Warrior Princess (c) vs. Blossom vs. Buffy Summers
Ladder Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
Shadow the Hedgehog (c) vs. Blitz
Hell in a Cell
Chuck Norris vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH
(Tune in Friday Night for Beach Wars, only on CPV)
(Screen shows J, Bravo coming to the next with Shadow behind them with the World Title in hand)
6 Man Tag Match
Fozzie Osbourne, Zac Efron, & Blitz defeated Agent J, Johnny Bravo, & NIWA World Champion Shadow the Hedgehog at 16:24 via Efron pinning Johnny Bravo after Blitz nailed Bravo with an All Out Blitz with the referee distracted. Shadow and Blitz would fight to the outside allowing Efron to get the victory. The show ends with Blitz and Shadow continuing to fight to the back, but what will happen when ladders are involved with the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line?