Post by theoc71 on Dec 31, 2009 3:32:12 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime: Bonecrusher Awards Special
Thursday December 31st, 2009
Honda Center
Anaheim, California
The show begins with a video package highlighting the Best of 2009 and hyping the first ever EMW Bonecrusher Awards.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer, Fred Durst and NIWA’s Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to this special three hour edition of EMW ShowTime after the pyro explodes from the entrance stage and “All Nightmare Long” by Metallica, the official theme song of EMW ShowTime playing in the background.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of EMW ShowTime and welcome to the first ever EMW Bonecrusher Awards. Tonight, the six nominees for the Superstar Of The Year will battle in a Six Man Tournament.
Durst: That’s right! In the first tournament match, it will be the EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens taking on the former EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade and the return of Michael Jordan with the winner taking on…
Burgundy: Well it is the final steps to being the Superstar Of The Year and tonight three men that have done well at MegaBrawl 3 will go to battle in a Triple Threat Match as the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion The Human Tornado takes on the man that won Money In The Bank, Floyd “Money” Mayweather and one half of the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions, B-Generation X’s Al Bundy. The winner will face the survivor of the Terrell Owens/Blade/Michael Jordan Triple Threat Match to determine who will be the 2009 Superstar Of The Year!
In the ring, Gary Michael Cappetta is ready to announce the presenters of the first award of the night.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, to present the first award of the night, please welcome Britney Spears…Christina Aguilera…THE POP ICONS!
“Womanizer/Keeps Getting Better Mashup” hits as The Pop Icons make their arrival to the podium and then Christina begins to speak.
Christina: We are here to present the first award of the evening…Tag Team Of The Year.
Britney: Take it from us, a good tag team depends on good chemistry and trust within each other to make a very successful tag team. These teams define that throughout 2009.
Christina: And now, introducing the nominees for Tag Team Of The Year!
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for Tag Team Of The Year:
-- The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi)
-- B-Generation X (Al Bundy & Bud Bundy)
-- Shady Aftermath (Eminem & 50 Cent)
-- Code Monkeys (Dave & Jerry)
Back Live, as Christina opens the envelope and Britney speaks.
Britney: And the winners are…
Christina: THE STREET FIGHTERS!
“Prayer” by Disturbed hits as The Street Fighters arrive and was presented the Bonecrusher Awards for Tag Team Of The Year. The Street Fighters then arrive on the entrance stage as they continue to get booed from the crowd.
Ken: What…You idiots expected someone else?!
The crowd chanted “We Want Bundys!” as Ryu continues.
Ryu: Well this isn’t really a surprise since the fact that we are the BEST Tag Team in EMW and the award just proves that point.
Ken: There is only two people we wanted to thank. We like to thank “The Day Walker” Blade for waking us up and realize that we don’t need you pathetic fans for our support. And finally we would like to thank Blade’s lovely wife, Abigail Whistler for getting us hungry for our success.
Ryu: B-Generation X, you better enjoy being the champions because we will get our rematch for the EMW World Tag Team Championship. And when we meet again, we will become the EMW World Tag Team Champions again!
The Street Fighters then leave to the back as stills are shown on ExtremeVision of Human Tornado becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion against “The Day Walker” Blade at MegaBrawl 3.
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NIWA Women’s Tag Team Champions The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom & Bubbles) & “Ms. Money In The Bank” Megan Fox def. The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie) & Hilary Duff via pinfall when Megan Fox pinned Paris Hilton after the Transformer. In the final moments of the match, Paris tagged herself in after Duff gets knocked down by a dropkick by Fox. Afterwards, Fox hits Hilton with the Transformer from out of nowhere for the pinfall win.
After the match, “I Ran” by Flock Of Seagulls hits as Tommy Vercetti and NIWA's April O’ Neil arrive to the podium to present the next award of the night.
Vercetti: We are here to present the award for Rising Star Of The Year!
April: These individuals have made a huge impact on their debut year in EMW and from the look of things, their futures will brighter in the years to come.
Vercetti: Here now are the nominees for Rising Star Of The Year!
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for Rising Star Of The Year:
-- Megan Fox
-- Floyd “Money” Mayweather
-- Niko Bellic
-- Phoenix
Vercetti: And the winner is…
April O’ Neil opens the envelope and announces the winner.
April: MEGAN FOX!
In the ring, “The New Divide” hits as Fox is seen excited about winning the award and hugged Blossom & Bubbles before leaving the ring with her Money In The bank suitcase. April presents Megan with the award as Fox goes to the podium excited about the win and speaks.
Fox: I have to say, this is a great honor for me. 2009 was a very good year for me and to cap things off with becoming “Ms. Money In The Bank” and winning Rising Star Of The Year really makes 2009 very special. But now since I have a chance to cash in my EMW Women’s title shot, anytime, anywhere you can expect a lot of big things from me in 2010. Trust me when I say this…The Best is yet to come!
Fox then leaves to the back as we go to commercial.
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Back from commercial break, on ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for EMW Superstar Of The Year.
-- Human Tornado
-- “The Day Walker” Blade
-- Floyd “Money” Mayweather
-- Michael Jordan
-- Al Bundy
-- Terrell Owens
Lindsay Lohan def. Blaze Fielding via pinfall after the LiLoKO after Blaze missed on The Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
From the broadcast booth, Michael Buffer, Fred Durst and Ron Burgundy introduced EMW Owner and Founder Theo Clardy who appeared on ExtremeVision from his office in the arena and was getting a lapel microphone attached to his jacket. Buffer announced that Clardy would have an important announcement regarding the future of Extreme Madness Wrestling after the commercial break.
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From ringside, ring announcer Gary Michael Cappetta is in the ring ready to introduce Theo Clardy.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner and Founder of Extreme Madness Wrestling, THEO CLARDY!
Clardy appeared on ExtremeVision as he prepares to speak.
Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that on Season 4 of EMW, a new era will be upon us! EMW will once again have a brand extension! Now I know that the last time EMW had a brand extension, it didn’t go pretty well. But I assure you that this time around it will be different. Also, this brand extension will be gender based. EMW ShowTime will only feature the male superstars of EMW while EMW’s new show EMW Starlets will focus on the female superstars of EMW. With this, more divisions will be put into the spotlight and it will bring in more opportunities for EMW superstars that didn’t get that chance at the beginning. No matter what, I promise that the EMW Superstars will still entertain you as only they can and it will be a new beginning for EMW and the start of something big. We just hope that you continue to support us in this new direction for EMW. Together we can continue to take this to the EXTREME!
In the back, a split screen is shown of Human Tornado, Floyd “Money” Mayweather and Al Bundy making their way to the ring through different areas backstage. Coming up next, it’s the first Superstar Of The Year Tournament Triple Threat match.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado def. “Mr. Money In The Bank” Floyd “Money” Mayweather and EMW World Tag Team Champion Al Bundy in a non-title Superstar Of The Year Tournament Triple Threat match via pinfall when Tornado pinned Mayweather after the DnD. With the win, Tornado advances to the finals where he will face the winner of the Terrell Owens/Blade/Michael Jordan Triple Threat Match later tonight.
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Back from break, Gary Michael Cappetta introduces the presenter to the next award.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next presenter; he is the General Manager of EMW…TONY STARK!
“Iron Man” by Black Sabbath hits as Tony Stark makes his way to the podium and begins to talk.
Stark: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present the Bonecrusher Award for the Match Of The Year! These are the elite matches that defined 2009 in EMW and eventhough I’m not in any one of these matches, I’m proud that these matches are deserving of this honor! And now, the nominees for Match Of The Year!
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for EMW Match Of The Year.
-- Gina “Conviction” Carano vs. Faith Lehane for the EMW Women’s Championship (SummerJam 2K9)
-- Michael Jordan vs. Al Bundy for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship (Throwdown Royale: The Lethal Lottery)
-- Supreme Showdown Match: Team EMW vs. Team NIWA (EMW/NIWA Supreme Showdown)
-- Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris (EMW MegaBrawl 3)
Stark: And the winner is…
Stark opens the envelope and then announces the winner.
Stark: BRUCE LEE VERSUS CHUCK NORRIS…MEGABRAWL 3!
“Enter The Dragon” hits as Bruce Lee arrives and Stark hands Lee the Bonecrusher Award and then Lee arrives at the podium and speaks.
Lee: I have to say that it is an honor to win this award along with Chuck Norris. I have competed in many classic matches back in Slam n Jam but at MegaBrawl 3, I had the match of my life and eventhough I didn’t win the match, Chuck and I did our best to entertain every EMW fan and from the bottom of my heart and I know Chuck will say the same thing…Thank you!
Lee then begins to leave but then returns to the podium and stares into the camera with an intense look on his face as he speaks.
Lee: You know what, Chuck! At MegaBrawl 3, you got me. But that makes it even. This has to be settled one way or another. I know I can beat you again! That is why I’m challenging you to the rubber match! ANYTIME…ANYWHERE…BRING YOUR BEST BECAUSE I WILL BRING MINE!
The crowd popped huge at the announcement as Lee leaves to the back s we go to commercial.
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After the break, there is a video of Bonecrusher Award winners that were presented before the show.
EMW Mega Event Poster Of The Year: EMW School Daze
EMW Mega Event Of The Year: EMW MegaBrawl 3
Shocker Of The Year: The Merger Of The Day Walker Legion and The Elite Mafia
Back to the ring, Gary Michael Cappetta is in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next presenters.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next presenters…Eminem…50 Cent…SHADY AFTERMATH!
“Crack A Bottle” hits as Shady Aftermath arrive on the podium and Eminem speaks.
Eminem: We are here to present the award for Feud Of The Year.
50 Cent: Shady and I know what it’s like to be involved in a nasty feud. Egos get shattered, Blood gets spilled and it gets mad brutal. These feuds showed how bruta a feud can be.
Eminem: And now here are the nominees…
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for EMW Feud Of The Year.
-- Extreme Forces vs. The Elite Mafia
-- Michael Jordan vs. “The Day Walker” Blade
-- Xtreme Stratusfaction vs. Team G4
-- Faith Lehane vs. Gina Carano
Afterwards, 50 Cent opens the envelope as Eminem speaks.
Eminem: And the winner is…
50 Cent then announces the winner.
50 Cent: Michael Jordan vs. “The Day Walker” Blade!
“Fatal” by The RZA hits as “The Day Walker” Blade along with Abigail Whistler were making their way to the podium but then Michael Jordan ran in and attacked Blade from behind. Both men brawled and it spilled to the ring. Then “We Fly High (Ballin’)” hits as EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens runs into the ring and then the referee calls for the bell to start the Superstar Of The Year Tournament Match
“The Day Walker” Blade def. EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens and Michael Jordan in a non-title Superstar Of The Year Tournament Triple Threat match via pinfall when Blade pinned Jordan after the Blade Cutter as Jordan had Owens in the Jordan Brand (Sharpshooter) with the win, Blade advanced to the finals to face Human Tornado.
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Back from break, Gary Michael Cappetta introduces the presenters to the next award.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next presenters; Dave…Jerry…THE CODE MONKEYS!
“Code Monkeys” hits as Dave and Jerry make their arrival to the entrance stage and then Jerry begins to speak.
Jerry: We are here to present the award for Women’s Tag Team Of The Year.
Dave: Hey, Jerry. You know what’s good about Women’s Tag Teams.
Jerry: Is it their great ability in the ring?!
Dave: No, dumbass. It’s all about double the boobage. I should know because of the old saying, 2 set of boobies are better than 1. Like that one time we went to that strip club…
Jerry: OKAY, DAVE! Let’s get to the nominees for Women’s Tag Team Of The Year.
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for EMW Women’s Of The Year.
-- Xtreme Stratusfaction
-- Team G4
-- The Punk-Teacher Alliance
-- The Pop Icons
Dave: And the lovely winners are…
Jerry opens the envelope and reads who won the award.
Jerry: TEAM G4!
“I Get It” by Chevelle hits as EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 arrive on the podium getting thunderous boos from the crowd as they receive their Bonecrusher Awards as Morgan begins to talk.
Morgan: Was there any doubt that we are going to win this award?! We have been telling the whole world that we are the best Women’s Tag Team in EMW! This award proves that fact and in 2010, it will be no different.
Olivia: We have proven that we are better than the Women’s Tag Teams that has held these belts. We have defeated the best of the best from The Vampire Slayers to The Pop Icons and even Xtreme Stratusfaction! And we will not stop now because we are going to prove why we are the best Women’s Tag Team of all time as we make easy work of The Porn Sensationz! We are Team G4 and WE ARE THE BEST…PERIOD!
Team G4 then make their way to the ring for their non-title tag team match against The Porn Sensationz.
The Porn Sensationz (Jenna Haze & Sasha Grey) def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) in a non-title match via pinfall when Jenna Haze pinned Morgan Webb with a rollup after escaping Morgan’s attempt at the X-Play Replay. After the win, Team G4 is in complete shock over the lost as The Porn Sensationz celebrate their upset win on the outside of the ring.
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Back to the ring, Gary Michael Cappetta is in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next presenters.
Cappetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our final presenter of the evening…the owner and founder of EMW…THEO CLARDY!
“Blueprint 2.0” by Jay Z hits as EMW Owner Theo Clardy makes his arrival to the podium and begins to speak.
Clardy: Well before I can make the presentation of Starlet Of The Year, I have a major announcement on the Superstar Of The Year Finals. When I was making my way to the arena, I was approached by Human Tornado and he requested that he defend the title against Blade tonight. Now eventhough, this match is big enough, I can’t pass this up so tonight in the main event, it will be Human Tornado versus Blade in the finals of the Superstar Of The Year Tournament and it will be for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!
The crowd popped from the announcement as Clardy continued.
Clardy: Well I really don’t know how to top that announcement but this next award will do it, the award for Starlet of the Year. In 2009, the Starlets of EMW has made a huge impact and with the premiere of their own show coming up. The Starlets will continue to make their impact for years to come. Here now are the nominees for Starlet of the Year!
On ExtremeVision, the nominees are shown for EMW Starlet of the Year.
-- Faith Lehane
-- Gina Carano
-- Blaze Fielding
-- Megan Fox
Back Live, Clardy then speaks.
Clardy: And the winner is…
Clardy opens the envelope and announces the winner.
Clardy: GINA “CONVICTION” CARANO!
“Hell March” hits as Gina Carano makes her arrival to the podium after she receives the Bonecrusher Award for Starlet of the Year. Carano then begins to speak.
Carano: I have to say it is great to be known as The Starlet of the Year since the fact that I have dominated throughout most of the year. But I would trade in the Starlet of the Year for once again being the EMW Women’s Champ…
Suddenly, a Kanye West Impersonator jumped the barricade and ran into the podium and interrupts Gina.
“Kanye”: Gina, I’m proud of you and Imma gonna let you finish, but Faith Lehane is the greatest Starlet in EMW his…
Carano then grabs the Kanye Impersonator and hits a Sambo Suplex and then locks him in the Triangle Choke and then chokes him out. Carano then takes the award and then looks down at “Kanye”, smiles and shakes her head before leaving to the back.
In the back, Theo Clardy is making his way back to his office and then was approached by “The Day Walker” Blade and Abigail Whistler and then Blade talks to Clardy.
Blade: Well I never thought I would say this but finally you made the right choice by making the Superstar of the Year match for the EMW World title. It would be great to know that the last image in EMW for 2009 will be me holding the EMW World Heavyweight Championship standing over that pathetic paper champion called The Human Tornado.
Clardy then gives Blade a sly smirk and then responds.
Clardy: You don’t have to thank me now. Just wait until your match up next.
Blade: What the hell does that mean?!
Clardy: You’ll see.
Clardy smiled as he entered his office as Blade and Whistler looked kinda confused but shrugs it off as they make their way to the ring.
A graphic is shown of the EMW Superstar of the Year Tournament Final up next for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
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Back from commercial break, both Human Tornado and “The Day Walker” Blade with Abigail Whistler make their entrances to the ring but before the bell can ring, “Blueprint 2.0” by Jay Z hits as EMW Owner Theo Clardy makes his arrival to the entrance ramp with microphone in hand and begins to talk.
Clardy: Blade, remember when I told me to not thank me now when you were trying to kiss my ass moments ago?! Well I seem to forget some details about the match. Tonight, the title will be on the line…but it will be a LUMBERJACK MATCH!
The crowd popped at the announcement as Blade looks a bit concerned but Clardy continued.
Clardy: And the Lumberjacks will be the ENTIRE EMW LOCKER ROOM YOU SCREWED OVER WHEN YOU DID THE MERGER!
“All Nightmare Long” by Metallica hits as out comes the EMW Male Roster (50 Cent, Al Bundy, “The Dragon” Bruce Lee, The Code Monkeys, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Derek Jeter, Dhalsim, Critic n’ Nerd, NIWA Venue Champion Eddie Murphy, Shady Aftermath, Floyd “Money” Mayweather, JBL, Jules Winnfield, Niko Bellic, Rocky Balboa, Speed Racer, Spiderman, EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens, Tommy Vercetti and Tony Montana) down the ramp and surrounding the ring to serve as lumberjacks in the match. Clardy then continued.
Clardy: Another thing that I forgot to tell you is that the Lumberjack Match will be No Disqualifications and No Count-Outs so that the Lumberjacks are free to do whatever the heck they want!
Blade has a look of concern on his face as Abigail Whistler makes a quick exit to the back.
Clardy: Oh and one more thing. Referee, would you please leave to the back. We won’t need you for this match.
Referee Nick Patrick (who was originally assigned to the match) exits the ring and heads to the back as Clardy continues.
Clardy: I have someone in mind as the special guest referee for this match.
“Sirius” by the Allan Parsons Project hits as Michael Jordan makes his arrival to the ring wearing a referee’s shirt. Once Jordan is in the ring, he calls for the bell to start the match
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Human Tornado def. “The Day Walker” Blade in a EMW Superstar Of The Year Tournament Final Lumberjack Match via pinfall after the DnD to retain the title and become the 2009 EMW Superstar of the Year. After the match, the lumberjacks leave as Tornado celebrates as pyro explodes above the ring to end the final EMW ShowTime of 2009.