Post by jth on Jun 16, 2012 13:29:24 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
(The Show begins recapping last week's SNS and the hainus action that JTH did to Chuck Norris in his own home. Word is that Chuck Norris out indefinetly after this attack and Mr. Clean prepares to have actions laid out to JTH tonight, One of the feature matches tonight is a non-title match where Junior Heavyweight Champion James Bond will go one on one with Nintendo World Order leader "Las Vegas" Link)
(Blitz is making his way to the ring for tag action, but in two weeks time, Blitz will challenge for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship in a Ladder Match at Beach Wars. Blitz has mike in hand as he prepares to speak.)
Blitz: Ya know, I'm actually quite jealous of you Shadow...you get to go down to Miami, Florida to defend your World Title on an EMW...while I have to stay here and compete in this dump. (Crowd Boos) Oh there's no reason to boo that, you want a reason to boo me...wait in two weeks time, when at Beach Wars, I climb rung, after rung, after rung, and grab the World Title and become the brand NEW...NIWA World Heavyweight Champion! (Crowd Boos him during whole last line)
The Crow & Blitz defeated Jackie Chan & NIWA North American Champion Tommy Vercetti via Blitz pinning Vercetti after Crow lays a distraction at 10:04
(Screen shows the events of the three women involved in the NIWA World Women's Championship match at Beach Wars, Blossom, Xena, and Buffy Summers. The two challengers for the title, Blossom and Buffy go one on one next)
Blossom defeated Buffy Summers via countout at 7:32
(Backstage Ron Burgundy is backstage hesitantly trying for an interview with Ganondorf)
Burgundy: Joining me...(Looks up) Here...I'll leave.
(Ganondorf looks into the camera)
Ganondorf: It seems that a few pointless loses and you people feel the need to mock myself. I fear that is a terrible decision to do on all your parts. The "King of Evil" will rise again, mark my words and...(Ganondorf is interupted off camera)
Voice: Perhaps the reason they mock you...(Zangief appears on screen to a cheer from the crowd)
Zangief: ...is because you suck! (Crowd Cheers loudly)
Ganondorf: How dare you.
Zangief: You vill not intimidate me like you have others, you vish to fight me. I will be waiting. (Walks off and Ganondorf looks far from pleased)
Non-Title Match
"Las Vegas" Link defeated NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion James Bond via pinfall at 12:25
(Screen shows a video package of Beach to take place in 2 weeks time in the Cow Palace in San Fransisco, CA)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Zangief defeated Wario via disqualifaction at 3:27 after Waluigi runs down the ring and jumps Zangief to little success, but it allows Ganondorf to come in and deliver a big blow to the back of the head and then all three men attack the Brass Knuckles Champion and Ganondorf uses the Ganon Claw to take Zangief down and out and Ganondorf over him and gives a cut throat sign to the crowd getting booed as they all leave the ring with Zangief trying to stir.
(Screen shows that in 2 weeks, Drew McIntyre & Peter Pan will have their NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championship match at Beach Wars against whoever the champions may be)
Drew McIntyre & Peter Pan defeated The Dudley Nephews via Peter Pan pinning Ted Dudley at 8:55
(James Bond is walking backstage after losing his match to "LV" Link earlier in the evening as Burgundy is looking for an interview)
Burgundy: Bond tough loss tonight. What do you plan to do as a responce to Link?
(Bond doesn't answer and continues to walk away and Burgundy just throws up his arms from the lack of answer to his question)
(Screen recaps the events of when JTH attacked Chuck Norris in his own home during an interview with Mr. Clean on last week's SNS)
(JTH is making his way to the ring in his gear and he awaits his punishment from Mr. Clean as he makes his way to the ring getting booed loudly, when he's in the ring Mr. Clean appears on the titantron)
Mr. Clean: Well, glad to see you actually had the guts to show up here tonight.
JTH: Of course I showed, show where's Chuck Norris? He just run away from the embarrassment now?
Mr. Clean: Your actions from last week will come with a price. Right here, right now. Tonight, you JTH, will be running the gauntlet. So you the pain over, and over, and over again.
JTH: You think I'm worried about gauntlet match? You need to be worried about how many of these people I put on the shelf after this. (Throws down the mike and the first supserstar makes his way to the ring. It's Speed Racer who gets a good reaction and the first match is underway.)
Gauntlet Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Speed Racer in Match 1 via submission at 8:32
(JTH signals to bring the next person down, and just then it's the theme of Johnny Bravo and a much tougher challenge awaits JTH as the powerful former NIWA Venue Champion comes down to the ring)
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Johnny Bravo via pinfall using the ropes at 9:56
(Just then, The Flint Tropics Theme hits and JTH starts laughing his ass off as Jackie Moon begins to come down the ring, but suddenly, Chuck Norris comes from the crowd and gets in the ring and when JTH turns around, JTH gets nailed with a Norris Kick knocking JTH out as Norris leaves the ring and heads up the ramp and Jackie Moon gets in the ring ready for action against JTH out like a light when Mr. Clean appears on the titantron)
Mr. Clean: Referee...don't attempt to make a decision on this matter, I will make it for you. As Commissioner of the NIWA...Ring the bell! (Crowd Cheers as the ref does so and the match begins)
Jackie Moon defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via pinfall in 6 seconds. The Crowd goes crazy as Jackie Moon celebrates running around slapping high fives as Norris stands on the ramp, Moon goes to high five Norris who just continues to stare in the ring and Moon decides to run to back in victory.
(After this, Mr. Clean appears on titantron as an out cold JTH is still in the ring)
Mr. Clean: Oh how I love love this bit of krama, now hopefully you will be able to hear what I'm about to say to you JTH, because I have decided to take your little request for a rematch with Chuck Norris at Beach Wars, so you will get what you want kid. And this time...HELL...IN A CELL! (The crowd goes crazy as JTH is still down unsure if he has heard a word of it or not. JTH/Norris, Hell in a Cell, Beach Wars, what a match that will be)