Post by jth on Jun 9, 2012 10:54:07 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Key Arena
Seattle, Washington
(Show starts recapping last week's SNS where we saw Blitz become the number one contender again for Shadow the Hedgehog's NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at Beach Wars. Tonight via satilite, NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean will conduct a live interview with Chuck Norris to discuss his state in NIWA. Also tonight in our main event, NIWA World Champion Shadow the Hedgehog will go one on one with Ganondorf.)
(Blitz is then shown backstage as the number one contender is booed)
Blitz: The time has come once again for Shadow and myself to get it on at Beach Wars. This time though I intend to make the outcome much different than before. Tonight Shadow, I'm going to give you a very special surprise tonight. A surprise, I'm sure...you'll love. (Smiles as the crowd boos)
(The Crow is in the ring ready for single's action as the screen shows the events of last week costing NIWA North American Champion Tommy Vercetti a chance to become the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
The Crow defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall in 7:32
(Drew McIntyre makes his way to the ring from backstage, he has an epic encounter with JTH next)
Drew McIntyre defeated "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH via forfiet as JTH didn't appear. Drew's hand was raised but he wasn't having any of it.
(Drew is walking backstage after being declared the winner as Ron Burgundy walks up)
Ron: Drew, what's going on? Where's JTH?
Drew: I don't know...and I don't like it either. (Walks off as he looks around looking for JTH)
(Johnny Bravo is seen flexing backstage, he is in one on one action next)
Johnny Bravo defeated Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall in 8:55
(Screen shows clips of the match at Clash of the Titans III between Xena and Buffy Summers, coming up next is the rematch for the NIWA World Women's Championship)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the NIWA World Women's Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Clash of the Titans III Rematch
NIWA World Women's Championship
Xena Warrior Princess (c) defeated Buffy Summers via pinfall at 15:24 after Blossom provided a distraction. Buffy ran to the back as Blossom followed while Xena celebrated with the title.
(Backstage Buffy is seen running for her life as Blossom follows suit. Buffy then tries to get into a room, but the door is locked and Blossom grabs her and then starts banging Buffy's head into the door repeatedly and until she is down and Blossom then dusts herself off and leaves. Just then the door opens and shows the Junior Heavyweight Champion James Bond who looks down at Buffy and just shakes his head.)
Bond: American women... (Bond steps over her and walks off as the camera zooms in on Buffy down and out.)
(Screen shows the hype and build up of Agent J since his debut in NIWA)
Agent J defeated Zac Efron via pinfall at 7:10. After the match, Fozzie Osbourne ran down and attacked J and Zac and Fozzie lead a 2 on 1 assault, until Johnny Bravo ran down and took out both men. Bravo helps J up and the two look at each other and notice the shades on each other. The MIB theme hits and J starts breaking dancing and Bravo is flexing and posing behind in the spotlight as the crowd goes crazy as they can't get enough of it.
(Meanwhile, at his home, Chuck Norris is being set for an interview with NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean. Then NIWA World Champion Shadow the Hedgehog is making his way to the ring set for a non-title match with Ganondorf. Next!)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Ganondorf via counout at 10:46. After the match, Shadow is blindsided by Blitz and nails the champion with an All Out Blitz out of nowhere. Blitz then rolls to the outside looks under the ring and grabs a 10 foot ladder and tosses it into the ring as Shadow gets to his feet, Blitz nails Shadow point of the ladder first into the face of Shadow taking him down. Blitz then sets up the ladder over top Shadow, grabs Shadow's World Title and climbs to the top and poses with the title signalfing that he is the next champ)
(NIWA Commissioner is heading to the ring for his interview with Chuck Norris)
(Screen shows a video package for Beach Wars to take place June 29th at the Cow Palace)
(Finkle is in the ring as the screen comes back)
Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the Commissioner of the NIWA...Mr. Clean! (Crowd Cheers)
(Clean's music hits and the Commish makes his way to the ring slapping some high fives with the crowd and asks for the mike from Finkle who leaves the ring.)
Mr. Clean: Has everyone had a great time tonight? (Crowd Cheers) That's right! Well ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor and previledge to help welcome argubly the greatest superstar in NIWA history, who is resting at home after a brutal battle against JTH at Annualversary 4, ladies and gentlemen...Chuck Norris!
(Crowd Cheers as Chuck Norris appears on the titantron via satillite as he nods to the crowd's responce as he sits in his home)
Mr. Clean: Chuck, thank you for joining us tonight in your time of recovery, so I guess the question on everyone's mind is what is your current condition?
Chuck Norris: (Scoots up is his chair to get more comfortable) Well to say that I'm beat up right now would be an understatement to say the least. Annualversary 4, No Holds Barred match with JTH was one of, if not the most painful match that I went through in my wrestling career. Obviously, I'm not as young as I used to be and the pain doesn't quite go away as fast, but when push came to shove, Chuck Norris did what he always does, he presservered. (Crowd Cheers)
Mr. Clean: Will you be at 100% again soon?
Chuck Norris: (Pauses as he waits for the question to be heard on delay) Absolutely! You have my word that I will be back in that ring in the very near future.
Mr. Clean: Great to hear, well Chuck...we now need to go into the matter at hand...that being JTH. (Crowd Boos as Norris nods) Now JTH has made it clear that he is wanting another shot at you as soon as he wants. After in his mind being screwed out of the World Title by yourself, he has made it clear that one match is just not enough, your reaction to his demands.
Chuck Norris: (Sighs) Well, the bottom line is...JTH is right about what I did. The viewer and fans of NIWA may not like or approve me saying that, but the fact is...I unjustifiably, cost JTH the NIWA World Title at Clash of the Titans III. (Crowd Boos) And I looked you Clean in the eyes after the event of seeing what happened and said that I would accept the consequences of my actions. JTH felts that his way of punishment would be more fitting, and he got his wish. But as far as I'm concerned now...what's done is done. Just like what happened before, it's time to put everything behind us...and move. (The lights in Norris' home begin to flicker)
Mr. Clean: Chuck, is there something wrong with your lights?
Chuck Norris: I don't know, I...(Just then the lights go out in Norris' home and a lot of racket is being heard)
Mr. Clean: Chuck, what the hell's going on? (Just then the lights come back on and JTH appears to the shock of the crowd as Chuck Norris is seen put through one of his glass tables with glass shattered everywhere as JTH stares into the camera and back down at Norris as Clean has his hands over his head in disbelief. JTH then lays down next to Norris who looks out, barely moving on the floor as JTH pulls the camera down showing both him and Norris as JTH smiles)
JTH: Hey Clean...what are you shocked or something? I told you if you tried to keep Chuck Norris away from that arena, that you regret it more than he would. You should know that when you listen to demands...bad things happen. Now next week, I will show at the arena..and you will... give me what I want. Or else...(Shoves the camera back and it falls and smashes on the ground as the connection goes black at the home of Chuck Norris as Clean has his head down in utter chaos to what has occured)