Post by jth on May 5, 2012 13:13:49 GMT -8
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NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan
(The Show begins recapping the big event last night that was CLASH OF THE TITANS III. Screen shows what happened at the end of the World Title that saw Chuck Norris Norris Kick JTH that leads to Shadow the Hedgehog becoming the NEW NIWA World Heavyweight Champion)
(Screen then shows NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean on the titantron who gets upon reseption)
Mr. Clean: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. If it looks like I am a bit unenthuised, it's because I am. The NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match, ended in contraversy. JTH who inadvertantly hit special referee Chuck Norris with a Wrestlemania Kick was attacked by Mr. Norris during the match. After reviewing the match, Mr. Norris agreed that he had done wrong and was ready to accept any consequences that may come his way. The fact is this, Shadow the Hedgehog is the World Heayweight Champion...(Crowd Cheers) And I'm sure he will be a great, dominant champion, but however, Chuck Norris was given an assignment at Clash of the Titans III to call a fair match...and he failed. (Crowd Boos) NIWA Officials, along with myself have agreed that we have no other alternative, but to suspend Mr. Norris...(Crowd Boos) until further notice...thank you. (Screen fades to black)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest is a 15 Man over the top rope Battle Royal to determine the next challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
Drew McIntyre wins a 15 Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal to become the Number One Contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship last eliminating James Bond. But as Drew is celebrating, Blitz's theme hits and the former World Champion heads out on the entrance way.
Blitz: Congrats Drew on a hard fought win. You must be so proud knowing you're going to face Shadow the Hedgehog at Annualversary 4...yeah but, there's one little problem about that. That isn't going to happen. (Crowd Boos as Drew looks confused) Because I have officially used my rematch clause for a title rematch against Shadow at Annualversary 4...ummm...sorry? (Laughs and walks to the back and Drew kicks the bottom turnbuckle in a corner knowing he just got swerved by Blitz)
Jackie Chan defeated The Punisher via pinfall at 7:24 after countering the Interrogator
(Backstage Drew McIntyre is talking to NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Drew: You saw what happened out there?
Mr. Clean: You know I did. But Blitz does have an official rematch, so the only thing I can do...is next week we will have an official Number One Contender's Match for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Drew McIntyre versus Blitz. That's all I can do. (Drew nods in reluctence)
Drew: Alright...fair enough. (Walks off as Clean turns around to drink his coffee and when he turns around again, he finds a different person, the former World Champion JTH who is booed and stares Clean down relentlessly)
Mr. Clean: I'm going to guess you're here to thank me for suspending Chuck Norris for you right?
JTH: Wrong again you bald idiot. In fact exactly the opposite. I'm here to figure out why you suspended Chuck Norris?
Mr. Clean: And by all means why?
JTH: Isn't it obvious? Chuck Norris cost me the World Heavyweight Championship, and I'm not gonna let you let Chuck Norris ride off into the sunset knowing he did what wanted to do. No no no. JTH will be the judge and jury of this crime. That's why I am telling you...no! I am demanding you bring Chuck Norris to next week's show, and when the two of us are face to face, I, and I alone will give the punishment...I see fit. (Walks off as Clean scoffs at him)
Tommy Vercetti defeated Fozzie Osbourne via submission at 8:19
(Screen shows last night at Clash of the Titans III when the era of "Narcissist" Blossom ended when Agent J neurilized her after her tag team match against Buttercup and Drew McIntyre. Agent J is in debut action...next!)
Agent J defeated Zac Efron via pinfall at 5:31 with the his new move the Black Attack (Unprettier)
J: Did ya'll see that? (Crowd Cheers) Let me tell ya, that is just the beginning . Agent J is gonna keep kicking ass in NIWA, no matter who's in my way. Because as you all know, good guys...dress in black. (Drops the mike and starts break dancing as the music starts)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women's Champion Xena Warrior Princess defeated Dasha Fedrovich via pinfall at 7:53. After the match, Dasha attacked Xena but is saved by the reappearing Blossom who chased Dasha off, Xena falls back not knowing what Blossom will do, but Blossom smiles and heads out leaving Xena stunned.
(Ganondorf is seen making his way to the ring with the Warios as it appears he has busniess to settle, screen then shows last night when the Marios cost Ganondorf the Money in the Bank match as it seems NintenDoom is falling apart. Ganondorf heads out to the ring with the Warios and enter the ring with a mike in hand.)
Ganondorf: What happened last night was a travisty upon me. (Crowd Boos) I was in arms length of winning another Money in the Bank match and I had it stolen from me by those damn insolent Marios! (Crowd Cheers) I demand for the Marios to come out here and explain themselves, or else we will go back there and find both of you and tear you apart! (Crowd Boos)
(The Marios come out to the entrance way to a fair amount of cheers as Mario has a mike in hand)
Mario: The fact a is Ganon, since you lost the World Title, we feel that there a hasn't been much to fight for around here. When you were the man, it was relavent, it's kinda pointless.
Ganondorf: You think I'm not relavent do you? The two of you would be nothing if not for me.
Luigi: See that is not exactly true...you see we were in fact very something some time ago with...another certain group we took part in...(Crowd Cheers) And after much talk and thought, we felt that it was time to be something once again. Something to rid the NIWA of NintenDoom once and for all.
Ganondorf: Is that so?
(Just then Link's theme hits and the crowd goes crazy as Link walks up next to the Marios as it appears the rebirth...of the Nintendo World Order. And now they are here to destroy the group of NintenDoom)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Shadow the Hedgehog defeated Ganondorf via pinfall at 10:24. After the match, the newly reunited NWO attacked Ganondorf and then The Warios as they ran in. The NWO celebrates as their theme hits for the first time in nearly 5 years.