Post by theoc71 on Nov 27, 2011 2:05:14 GMT -8
EMW Chained Asylum
Sunday November 27th, 2011
Scottrade Center
St. Louis, Missouri
The show begins with a video package that begins with shots from past MegaBrawls.
Blade: It's where you build a legacy here in EMW...
Al Bundy: It's an event that defines your career...
Numerus images of past EMW MegaBrawls are shown.
Wade Needham: WELCOME TO MEGABRAWL!!!
Then we see images of the Chained Asylum Structure as ominious music plays in the background as the announcer speaks.
Announcer: Tonight...The Road To MegaBrawl takes a diabolical and demented turn...THIS IS THE CHAINED ASYLUM!!!
Images are shown of the EMW & NIWA Superstars and Starlets that will compete in their respective Chained Asylum Matches.
Announcer: Inside, these 16 EMW and NIWA Superstars and Starlets will put their careers in jeopardy...
Then footage is shown of the past Chained Asylum matches and the pain and suffering the match provides.
Announcer:The pain...The Suffering...Is their one chance to fulfill their dream...Their last chance to headline MEGABRAWL 5!!!
Then we see a mix of images of the Chained Asylum matches and the EMW and NIWA Superstars and Starlets.
Announcer: Tonight, the last stop to the Road To MegaBrawl 5 goes throught...THE CHAINED ASYLUM!!!
The video ends with one last look at the Chained Asylum.
Announcer: And now...Saints Row The Third Presents...EMW CHAINED ASYLUM!!!
Pyro explodes from the top of the entrance structure and the entrance stage as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the demonic...sadistic...and grueling Mega Event known as Chained Asylum as you look at the sold out crowd that fills the Scottrade Center in St. Louis.
Then we go to the ring where we see the Chained Asylum is already lowered and is shown for all to seen.
Bobby Spade: Wade, tonight not only do we have the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and the EMW World Women's Championship are on the line inside the Chained Asylum but the NIWA joins in on the Chained Asylum where tonight we will determine who will be in the NIWA World Heavyweight and NIWA World Women's Championship Matches at MegaBrawl 5!
Erin Andrews: Not only that but we have a huge grudge match as the EMW Owner Theo Clardy and Megan Fox takes on the NIWA's "Narcissist" Blossom & Blitz in a Dome Of Devastation Match under Thunderdome Rules!
Wade Needham: What an amazing night we have for tonight as we are in the final stops at the Road To MegaBrawl 5!!!
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a Chained Asylum Match with the Winner getting an NIWA World Women's Championship Match at MEGABRAWL 5!!!
Torrie Wilson arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd then makes her way to the ring getting a huge ovation of cheers as Torrie slap hands with some of the fans.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Boise, Idaho weighing in at 133 pounds...TORRIE WILSON!!!
Torrie Wilson enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then goes to her chamber and enters as NIWA Starlets referee Karen Richardson closes and locks the chamber door.
Black Cat arrives on the entrance and does a seductive dance before she makes her way to the ring and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: From Flushing, New York...weighing in at 120 pounds...BLACK CAT!!!
Black Cat enters the ring and does the same dance then goes to her chamber and enters then NIWA Referee Herb Dean shuts the chamber door and locks it.
Emma Frost arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd but mostly boos.
Lillian Garcia: From Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 144 pounds...THE WHITE QUEEN...EMMA FROST!!!
Frost enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then goes to her chamber and then enters at and then EMW Starlets Referee Bonnie Roberts closes the chamber door and locks it.
Serena Williams arrives on the entrance stage and then makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: From Compton, California weighing in at 150 pounds, she is one half of The Williams Sisters...SERENA WILLIAMS!!!
Serena enters the ring and waves to the crowd and then walks to the last remaining chamber and then enters the chamber then NIWA Referee "Big" John McCarthy closes the chamber door and locks it.
Joanna Dark arrives to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as she makes her way to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, but mostly boos.
Lillian Garcia: From Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 127 pounds...JOANNA DARK!!!
Dark enters the ring and poses one more time then awaits for the final participant.
Blaze Fielding makes her arrival to the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: And finally, from the Streets Of Rage weighing in at 140 pounds...BLAZE FIELDING!
Fielding enters the ring and waves off the as as they continue to boo her and then she stares at Joanna Dark as the bell rings to start the match.
Joanna Dark def. Blaze Fielding, Torrie Wilson, Black Cat, Emma Frost and Serena Williams in a Chained Asylum Match in 31:14 to earn an NIWA World Women's Championship Match at MegaBrawl 5.
Order Of Entry[/u]
1. Blaze Fielding
2. Joanna Dark
3. Serena Williams
4. Black Cat
5. Torrie Wilson
6. Emma Frost
Order Of Eliminations[/u]
-- Serena Williams eliminated by Black Cat via pinfall after the Feliner.
-- Emma Frost eliminated by Torrie Wilson via pinfall after the Nose Job (Sitout Facebuster).
-- Black Cat eliminated by Joanna Dark via pinfal after the Perfect Dark Driver.
-- Torrie Wilson eliminated by Blaze Fielding via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
-- Blaze Fielding eliminated by Joanna Dark via pinfall after the Flashback Drop.
Backstage, Jessica Chobot is standing by.
Jessica Chobot: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time...The EMW World Women's Champion...BUSTICE! (Bustice arrives to a huge pop) Bustice, tonight you will defend the EMW World Women's Championship in your first Chained Asylum match. As you saw in the opening match what the Chained Asylum can do. Are you worried?!
Bustice: Not at all, Jessica. I went through a tournament where I defeated two former EMW World Women's Champions to win (points to title belt) this title. Now that I am champion, I know that there are going to be challenges just like this one where I defend the title against 5 of the best Starlets in the EMW Starlets roster in the most demonic structure in EMW today, the Chained Asylum. But I know in my heart that...(Camera zooms up to Bustice's cleavage) Hey, camera man...(Moves camera to her face) I'm up here! (Crowd laughs) As I was saying, I know in my heart that I will walk out the EMW World Women's Champion and will defend the title at MegaBrawl 5!
Bustice then leaves as the crowd cheers.
Jon Ian: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the EMW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Fireworks explode on the entrance stage and then Kenny Powers arrive on the entrance stage draped in an American Flag cape and then poses for the crowd as more pyro shoots up then makes his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing the challenger, from Shelby, North Carolina...His weight is "None of your F'n Business"...He is The People's Champion, The Shelby Sensation, The Reverse Apache Master, The Man with the Golden Dick, Doctor Cock and Balls, La Flama Blanca, The Bulletproof Tiger...KENNY POWERS!!!
Powers enters the ring and poses some more before he awaits his opponent.
EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz is seen on the entrance stage alongside Jenna Jameson with the International Championship belt around his waist as they make their way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Accompanying to the ring by Jenna Jameson and representing MMA Incorporated from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 206 pounds...the EMW International Champion...The Huntington Beach Bad Boy...TITO ORTIZ!!!
Ortiz enters the ring and hold up the International title and then hands it to EMW Referee Rudy Charles. Charles then shows the title belt to Powers and then holds it up and hands it to the ringside assistant. The bell then sounds for the start of the match.
EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz def. Kenny Powers via pinfall in 14:51 after Jenna Jameson knocked out Powers with a Loaded Purse as the referee was attending to Ortiz who acted like he was hurt.
A commercial airs promoting MegaBrawl 5 which will take place Sunday December 25th, 2011 LIVE! From Madison Square Garden in New York, New York, United Center in Chicago, Illinois and Angel Stadium Of Anaheim in Anaheim, California.
Backstage, Noah Antwiler is standing by with the Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi).
Noah Antwiler: I am here with Mario & Luigi, the Mario Brothers of NIWA's NintenDOOM and tonight, you were scheduled to team up with Link against Duke Nukem & The Avengers. But there has been a fallen out between Link and NintenDOOM. But you are allowed to pick a partner tonight. Might I ask who you have as your partner?!
Mario: Noah, if we tell you who are partner is, then what fun will that be?!
Noah Antwiler: Well, I wonder if your partner is member of NintenDOOM, or a new member or someone else...
Luigi: Well, I guess you would have to figure it out like the rest of these losers here in St. Louis!
Tha Mario Brothers then leave getting a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
A pink limousine has pulled up next to the entrance stage. The limo driver exits the car and goes to the backdoor of the limo and opens the door. Out comes Paris Hilton as she makes her way to the ring as Papparazzi are seen taking photos of Paris as she gets a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making her Winter residence in Aspen, Colorado...weighing in at 115 pounds...PARIS HILTON!!!
Hilton enters the ring and poses for the crowd as they continue to boo her loudly asshe awaits her opponent.
Jessica Alba arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd and then makes her way to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans as the crowd cheers her loudly.
Lillian Garcia: Her opponent, from Pomona, California weighing in at 127 pounds...the 2011 Starlets Throwdown Royale Winner...JESSICA ALBA!!!
Alba enters the ring but then was attacked by Hilton as the bell rings to start the match.
Jessica Alba def. Paris Hilton via pinfall in 15:18 after the Alba-Tross.
Backstage, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is seen warming up for his Dome Of Devestation match teaming with Megan Fox against "Narcissist" Blossom & Blitz until he was approached by Megan Fox and the two talk strategy for the match.
Jon Ian: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the MegaBrawl or Bust Match in where if Scott Pilgrim wins, he gets an EMW Internet Championship match at MegaBrawl 5 but if Gideon Gordon Graves win then Scott Pilgrim's EMW Contract is Null and Void!!!
Gideon Gordon Graves arrives to the entrance stage and looks around the crowd and snickers as he makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California...GIDEON GORDON GRAVES!!!
Graves then enters the ring and begins to taunt the crowd as they boos him loudly as he awaits his opponent.
Scott Pilgrim arrives on the entrance stage and then he makes his way to the ring getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: His opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 145 pounds...SCOTT PILGRIM!!!
Pilgrim runs in the ring then he and Graves began to brawl as the bell rings to start the match.
Scott Pilgrim def. Gideon Gordon Graves in a MegaBrawl Or Bust match via pinfall in 10:22 after the Pilgrim Plunge. After the match, Pilgrim celebrated the win and then climbed to the middle turnbuckle and pointed to the MegaBrawl 5 sign but then after he climbed down, EMW International Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz ran in and knocked out Pilgrim with the International Championship Belt. Ortiz then stands over Pilgrim and then says "Congratulations, chump!" and then holds up the title belt as the crowd boos him loudly.
The crowd popped huge as the theme music of EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan hits but then out comes a Masked Man wearing the Chicago Bulls Warmup attire to the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring . The Masked Man enters the ring as Wade Needham suspects that the Masked Man must be responsible for the attacks on Michael Jordan. The Masked Man then stands in the middle of the ring as the spotlight shines on this man and then the Masked Man took off the mask to reveal it's...LEBRON JAMES!!! LEBRON JAMES IS THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACKS!!! The crowd is hysteric as LeBron took off the Bulls Starter Gear to reveal his casual attire and then he grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
LeBron James: Hey Michael...You didn't see this coming, did you?! Now I know the question on everyone's minds are simply, why Michael Jordan?! First of all, if you haven't been paying attention to ESPN as of yet, you would find out that there was this thing called the NBA Lockout. A Lockout is where the owners lock out the players and NO NBA games are played until there is an agreement in the Collective Bargaining Meetings. Now the fact that the lockout lasted that long is because of owners like YOUR General Manager Michael Jordan who happens to be the one of the owners that is preventing ME from doing what I do for a living. But that's not the main reason why I did what I did. Believe me, there is one more reason behind all of this. It's the reason that everyone believes that Michael Jordan is still THE MAN! That couldn't be further from the truth. The reason why Jordan remains THE MAN is because his ego wouldn't allow to pass the torch to guys like me because in his mind, he still believes he is still the same man he was back in the 1990's. Michael, you were The Man in that time, but you are not anymore! You are a selfish, egotistical A$$HOLE! (Crowd Ohh's) So I had to send you a message...I had to get in your head...Now, you figured out who's responsible...I know you are out here wanting to kick my ass...So...
"Sirius" hits again as EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring but then Security Guards rushed over and prevent Jordan from entering the ring.
LeBron James: Hey Michael, like I said, I know you want to kick my ass...But if you want that chance, you do it on MY TIME! (Crowd Boos) When will that be...You'll find out soon enough!
LeBron James then leaves the ring and exits through the crowd as the crowd boos loudly as Jordan tries to get through Security.
Backstage, "Narcissist" Blossom is seen admiring herself in the mirror as Blitz is warming up for the Dome Of Devestation Match against EMW Owner Theo Clardy & Megan Fox later tonight.
Back to the ring, we see the Chained Asylum being lowered once again for the Chained Asylum Match to determine who will get the NIWA World Heavyweight title shot at MegaBrawl 5.
Jon Ian: The following contest is a Chained Asylum Match with the Winner getting an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at MEGABRAWL 5!!!
NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne arrived on the entrance stage and then makes his way tor the ring to a huge ovation of boos.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 180 pounds...The NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion..."THE TRENDKILLER" FOZZIE OSBOURNE!!!
Osbourne takes off the Brass Knuckles title and hands it to one of the referees outside the ring and then enters the ring. He then goes over to one of the four chambers and enters inside as EMW Referee Rudy Charles shut the chamber and lock it.
Zangief arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd then makes his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Formerly from Russia, now making his residence in the United States...Standing 7 feet tall and weighing in at 254 pounds...ZANGIEF!!!
Zangief enters the ring and flexes some more before approaching the second of the four chambers then enters inside and then EMW Referee Danny Phillips shut the chamber door and lock it shut.
Luis Lopez makes his arrival to the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: From Liberty City, weighing in at 220 pounds...One half of the Liberty City Connection...LUIS LOPEZ!!!
Lopez enters the ring and then goes to the third of the four chambers and entered inside as NIWA Referee Mario Yamasaki closes the chamber and locks it.
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: From Laurel, Delaware..."Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH!!!!
JTH then enters the ring and poses for the crowd then goes to the fourth and final chamber. JTH enters inside and then EMW Senior Referee Nick Patrick closes the chamber door and locks it shut.
Ganondorf arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Representing NintenDOOM, from Hyrule weighing in at over 300 pounds...GANONDORF!!!
Ganondorf enters the ring and then stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opponent.
A spotlight is shown on the entrance stage and then Shadow The Hedgehog rises up from under the entrance stage and pyro shoots up and then he makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers.
Jon Ian: And finally...SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!!
Shadow enters the ring and then stares at Ganondorf as the bell rings to start the match.
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH def. Ganondorf, Shadow The Hedgehog, "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne, Zangief and Luis Lopez in a Chained Asylum Match in 35:10 to earn an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at MegaBrawl 5.
Order of Entry[/u]
1. Shadow The Hedgehog
2. Ganondorf
3. Luis Lopez
4. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH
5. Zangief
6. "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne
Order Of Eliminations[/u]
-- Luis Lopez eliminated by JTH via pinfall after the Wrestlemania Kick.
-- Zangief eliminated by Ganondorf via pinfall after the Ganon Bomb.
-- Fozzie Osbourne eliminated by Shadow The Hedgehog via pinfall after the Chaos Spear.
-- Shadow The Hedgehog eliminated by Gannondorf via pinfall after the Ganon Bomb.
-- Ganondorf eliminated by JTH via pinfall after the Wrestlemania Kick.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMW STARLETS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Melina arrives on the entrance stage as Paparazzi are seen taking pictures of her as Melina makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the challenger...From Los Angeles, California weighing in at 123 pounds...MELINA!!!
Melina does her trademark split-legged entrance and then poses for the crowd and awaits her opponent.
EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele arrives on the entrance stage and holds up the EMW Starlets title belt before she makes her way to the ring getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd as she slaps hands with some of the EMW fans.
Lillian Garcia: Her opponent, from San Diego, California weighing in at 117 pounds...She is the EMW Starlets Champion...RILEY STEELE!!!
Riley Steele enters the ring and holds up the title belt again as the crowd cheers her on. She then hands the title belt to EMW Referee Karen Richardson and then she shows the title belt to Melina and then Richardson holds up the title belt and then hands it to the ringside assistant and then calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele def. Melina via disqualification in 10:45. Melina originally won the match via pinfall after hitting Steele in the head with a roll of Quarters. But after the match, Jenna Haze ran in to inform Richardson that Melina used the Roll of Quarters. Melina then goes after Haze with the Roll of Quarters but Haze ducked and the Roll of Quarters dropped on the mat and Haze knocked Melina down and then Melina rolled to the outside and Richardson saw the Roll of Quarters and then she reversed the decision and awards the match to Steele via disqualification.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's Six Man Tag Team Match between Duke Nukem & Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Avengers (Captain America & Thor) against NintenDOOM's Mario Brothers & A Mystery Partner.
The Avengers (Captain America & Thor) arrive on the entrance stage alongside Tony Stark then they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: The following Six Man Tag Team Grudge Match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing Team #1, first accompanied to the ring by Tony Stark, at a total combined weight of 880 pounds...They are the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions...CAPTAIN AMERICA...THOR...THE AVENGERS!!!
The Avengers entered the ring and then Thor raises his Might Hammer as Captain America salutes the crowd then Thor puts away the hammer and Cap takes away his Shield. Thet then hand the title belts to Stark who sends them to the ringside assistant as The Avengers await their partner.
Duke Nukem arrived on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a thunderous pop from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Their partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 270 pounds...He is the Winner of the 2011 Throwdown Royale...DUKE NUKEM!!!!
Duke Nukem enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd. He then climbs down and joins The Avengers as they await their opponents.
The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Their opponents, first representing NintenDOOM...From The Mushroom Kingdom...MARIO...LUIGI...THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!!
The Mario Brothers stand at ringside and then Mario has a microphone in hand and then begins to speak.
Mario: Now I know that Link was scheduled to be our partner tonight but as you all found out...Link was nothing more then dead weight to NintenDOOM and for that he's not our partner tonight! But we do have a replacement for Link and now ladies and gentlemen, introducing our partner...THE PUNISHER!!!
The Punisher arrived on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Punisher then joins The Mario at ringside and then they entered the ring and the bell rings to start the match.
Duke Nukem & Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Avengers (Captain America & Thor) def. The Punisher & The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi) via pinfall when Duke Nukem pinned Luigi after the Nuke-lear Bomb.
Backstage, Jessica Chobot is standing by with The Lady Horsemen's Olivia Munn and Sonya Blade.
Jessica Chobot: I'm here with members of The Lady Horsemen, Olivia Munn and Sonya Blade. Coming up next, the both of you will be apart of the Chained Asylum Match for the EMW World Women's Championship and I have to ask what will happen if it comes down to the both of you?!
Sonya Blade: Jessica, I know what you are trying to get at. You want to know if The Lady Horsemen will fall apart like they had been until last week where we took care of the Street Fighter Sisterhood. My response is that the Lady Horsemen are stronger than they have ever been before and tonight the EMW World Women's Championship comes home to the Lady Horsemen.
Olivia Munn: Tonight, it doesn't matter if it is me or Sonya that leaves with the EMW World Women's Championship tonight. In the end, the Lady Horsemen will have the EMW World Women's title back!
Munn & Sonya then leave as the crowd boos.
In the ring, the Cained Asylum lowers once again for the next two Chained Asylum matches and once it is lowered Lillian Garcia makes the introducitions.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a Chained Asylum Match for the EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Kim Kardashian arrives on the entrance stage and then poses for the crowd and then makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 122 pounds...KIM KARDASHIAN!!!
Kardashian enters the ring and poses again then blows kisses to the crowd. Kim then goes to one of the four chambers in the Chained Asylum and enters then EMW Starlets Referee Karen Richardson shuts the chamber door and locks it.
Chun-Li arrives on the entrance stage and then makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Representing The Street Fighter Sisterhood...From China...CHUN-LI!!!
Chun Li enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then goes to the second of the four chambers and enters inside as EMW Starlets Referee Bonnie Roberts shuts the Chamber Door and locks it shut.
Olivia Munn arrives on the entrance stage and then makes her way to the ring as she talks trash to some of the fans as the crowd boos her loudly.
Lillian Garcia: Representing the Lady Horsemen, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 123 pounds...OLIVIA MUNN!!!
Munn then enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then goes to the third of the four chambers and entered inside and then EMW Starlets Referee Tara Samuels shut the chamber door and locks it.
EMW World Women's Champion Bustice arrives on the entrance stage with World Women's title belt around her waist and poses for the crowd then makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: From Portland, Oregon weighing in at 103 pounds...She is the EMW World Women's Champion...BUSTICE!!!
Bustice then enters the ring and poses one more time and goes to the fourth and final chamber and enters and then EMW Referee Liza Gonzalez shuts the chamber door and locks it.
Sonya Blade arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a very mixed reaction but mostly boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: From the United States Special Forces, weighing in at 140 pounds...SONYA BLADE!!!
Sonya then enters the ring and poses for the crowd as she awaits her opponent.
Kelly Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and does a dance before she makes her way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Finally, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 110 pounds...KELLY BUNDY!!!
Kelly Bundy then enters the ring but then Sonya attacks her as the bell sounds for the match to begin.
EMW World Women's Champion Bustice def. Olivia Munn, Sonya Blade, Chun-Li, Kelly Bundy & Kim Kardashian in an Chained Asylum Match in 32:11.
Order of Entry[/u]
1. Kelly Bundy
2. Sonya Blade
3. Kim Kardashian
4. Chun-Li
5. Olivia Munn
6. Kelly Bundy
Order of Eliminations[/u]
-- Kim Kardashian eliminated by Kelly Bundy via pinfall with a rollup after countering out of Kim Kardashian's attempt at the Kardashian Krusher.
-- Kelly Bundy eliminated by Olivia Munn via pinfall after Kim Kardashian hits Kelly Bundy with the Kardashian Krusher after Kelly got the pinfall on Kardashian.
-- Chun-Li eliminated by Sonya Blade via pinfall after the Kiss Of Doom.
-- Sonya Blade eliminated by Bustice with a schoolgril rollup after a miscommunication between Sonya and Olivia Munn.
-- Olivia Munn eliminated by Bustice via pinfall after the Big Bust off the top rope.
After the match, Bustice celebrates the win but then Jessica Alba appears at the entrance stage and applauds Bustice's successful title defense and then points to the MegaBrawl logo and then points to Bustice that signals that Jessica Alba is going after the EMW World Womens Championship at MegaBrawl 5.
Backstage, "The Day Walker" Blade is seen making his way to the ring but then was approached by Ganondorf. Both Blade & Ganondorf have a staredown but just when they were about to go at it, Security Officials ran in to break up any involvement as both went their seperate ways.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Chained Asylum Match for the EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Tiger Woods arrived on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, from Windermere, Florida weighing in at 185 pounds...TIGER WOODS!!!
Tiger Woods enters the ring and then poses for the crowd then goes to one of the chambers and enters inside then EMW Referee Dan Williams closes the chamber door and locks it.
Al Bundy arrives at the entrance stage and looks around at the entire crowd and smiles before making his way to the ring as he gets a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: From Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 235 pounds...AL BUNDY!!
Bundy then enters the ring and poses for the crowd then goes to the second chamber of the four chambers and enters inside and then EMW Referee Rudy Charles closes the chamber and locks it.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson arrives to the entrance stage with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist and alongside the CEO of MMA Inc., Ari Gold. They then make their way to the ring getting a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Accompanied to the ring by the CEO of MMA Incorporated, Ari Gold! From Irvine, California by way of Memphis, Tennessee weighing in at 205 pounds...He is the EMW World Heavyweight Champion...QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON!!!
Gold leaves to the back as Jackson hands the title belt to the ringside assistant then he enters the ring and Jackson lets out his trademark howl. Jackson then enters the third chamber and NIWA Referee Herb Dean closes the chamber door and locks it.
"The Day Walker" Blade makes his arrival to the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a thunderous pop from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Born in Soho, London, England and now resides in Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 215 pounds and he is an 8 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion..."THE DAY WALKER" BLADE!!!
Blade has a determined look on his face as he enters the ring and then poses for the crowd then enters the fourth and final chamber and then EMW Referee Henry Thomas shuts the chamber and locks it.
King Budrick arrives to the entrance stage wearing his usual royal attire. He then poses for the crowd as gold pyro shoots up behind him and then he makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: From Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 175 pounds...KING BUDRICK!!!
King Budrick removes his robe and crown and ands them to the ringside assistant then enters the ring and poses for the crowd again then awaits the last participant.
Chuck Norris arrives on the entrance stage and tips his cowboy hat to the crowd then makes his way to the ring getting a HUGE ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: And finally...From Ryan, Oklahoma weighing in at 168 pounds...CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Norris stares at his opponents as he arrives in the ring. Norris then stares at King Budrick as the bell rings to start the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. Al Bundy, King Budrick, Chuck Norris, "The Day Walker" Blade and Tiger Woods in a Chained Asylum Match in 31:33.
Order Of Entry[/u]
1. Chuck Norris
2. King Budrick
3. Tiger Woods
4. Al Bundy
5. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
6. "The Day Walker" Blade
Order Of Elimination[/u]
-- Tiger Woods eliminated by "The Day Walker" Blade via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT.
-- "The Day Walker" Blade eliminated by King Budrick via pinfall after the Royal Stunner after Blade got distracted by Ganondorf's music playing as Blade had King Budrick for the Day Walker DDT.
-- Chuck Norris eliminated by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson via pinfall after the Rampage Slam after Norris hits Budrick with the Chuck Norris Kick.
--King Budrick eliminated by Al Bundy via pinfall after the Bundy Slam.
-- Al Bundy eliminated by Quinton "Rampage" Jackson via pinfall after the Rampage Slam after Bundy pinned King Budrick.
After the match, Rampage celebrates the win as replays are shown highlighting the eliminations of the match. After the replay, Rampage as left to the back as Al Bundy gets to his feet and the crowd cheers him and then Al Bundy takes a look at the MegaBrawl logo and was almost in tears as he leaves the ring knowing that MegaBrawl may be out of reach for him this year.
A video package is shown highlighting tonight's Dome Of Devestation Match between EMW Owner Theo Clardy & Megan Fox vs. Blitz & "Narcissist" Blossom.
Back LIVE! We now see the Chained Asylum changed into the Dome Of Devestation as weapons are attached to the chained walls of the Chained Asylum.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen...WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! From the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri and this is...THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! This is the first ever Dome Of Devestation match! In this match two teams enter the ring and their respective "Terminators" will remain outside the ring. The only way to win the match is for one of the Terminators throw in the towel thus ending the match...AAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW...From the Sold Out Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (Crowd Cheers) And now introducing the Special Guest Referee for the Dome Of Devestation Match as approved by the EMW and NIWA Boards Of Directors...
NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean arrives on the entrance stage wearing an EMW Referee Shirt and makes his way to the ring to a great ovation from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer: He is the Commissioner of the National Internet Wrestling Alliance...MR. CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
Mr. Clean enters the ring and then stands in the neutral corner as he awaits the two teams that will be in tonight's match.
An Elegant "B" is shown on the entrance stage and then "Narcissist" Blossom arrives from under the "B" at the entrance stage and then Bubbles reluctantley stands next to Blossom as they make their way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing first...She is accompanied to the ring by her sister and the team's designated "Terminator", Bubbles...Height Unknown...Weight Unknown...She is from Townsville...Introducing the former NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion and former NIWA World Women's Champion... She is "NARCISSIST" BLOOOOOOOOOOOSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
"Narcissist" Blossom then demands Bubbles to hold the ropes for her which Blossom did and then Blossom entered the ring and poses and an Elegant "B" appears behind her as Blossom stands on the platform of Blossom team's corner as Blossom awaits her partner.
Blitz arrived on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd that equals her "sister" Blossom.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing her partner, his height is unknown, he weighs in tonight at 206 pounds...Introducing the former NIWA World Heavyweight Champion and former NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion...He is BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Blitz enters the ring and joins his "sister" as they await their opponents.
Megan Fox arrives at the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer: And now, their opponents! Introducing first, she stands 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs in at 114 pounds and she comes to us from Oak Ridge, Tennessee...Here is the former 2 Time EMW World Women's Champion...MEGAN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!
Megan Fox enters the ring and stares at Blitz and Blossom then awaits her partner.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives on the entrance stage alongside NIWA President and Team's Designated Terminator, Mr. C.C. Clardy and C.C. high fived before they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Bruce Buffer:His partner is accompanied to the ring by the team's Designated Terminator, the President of the NIWA, Mr. C.C.. He stands 5 feet, 9 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 280 pounds and comes to us from Fullerton, California...Here is the former NGW World Heavyweight Champion, former NGW Commissioner and the Owner of Extreme Madness Wrestling...He is THEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Clardy enters the ring as Mr. C.C. gets to his team's corner as Clardy poses for the crowd then meets Fox at the team's corner and then Mr. Clean calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy & Megan Fox def. Blitz & "Narcissist" Blossom in the Dome Of Devesation match in 22:13 after Bubbles threw in the towel after knocking down Blossom after Blossom shoved Bubbles down and Theo Clardy locks Blitz in the Figure Four Leglock at the same time Fox locks Blitz in the Megan's Vice. After the match, Clardy and Fox celebrate the win in the ring as Blossom drags Blitz out of the ring and carries him to the back. Bubbles then joined in on the celebration along with Mr. C.C. and Mr. Clean as fireworks explode above the Chained Asylum as the show concludes.