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EMW Metal Madness
Sunday July 17th, 2011
AT&T Center
San Antonio, Texas
Footage is shown of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring with a ladder in the middle of the ring aand tables and chairs are in the ring.
Announcer: Tables...Ladders...& Chairs!!!
Footage is shown of clips of past TLC Matches in EMW history.
Announcer: Devastating...Brutal...Career-Shortening...
Image of the EMW World Heavyweight title is shown.
Announcer: Whoever survives would get the Ultimate Prize!
Images are shown of Chuck Norris, King Budrick and Al Bundy.
Announcer: Tonight, three men take on this challenge...
An image of Al Bundy is shown.
Announcer: A Legend...
An image of King Budrick is shown.
Announcer: A King...
An image of Chuck Norris is shown.
Announcer: A Icon...
Footage is shown of the events and action leading to tonight's main event.
Announcer: Tonight, these men will put their healths...Their careers...And their lives on the line for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship in a Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match...One will fell glory but they will all feel the pain at EMW METAL MADNESS!!!!
The video ends with Chuck Norris holding up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt before the screen goes to black.
Announcer: And now...Snickers Presents...EMW METAL MADNESS 2K11!!!!
Pyro explodes from the entrance stage and the four corners of the ring as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the second annual EMW Metal Madness Mega Event! The sold out AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas is on their feet as they get ready for the Metal Madness!!!
The camera pans to the broadcast table where Wade Needham, Bobby Spade and Erin Andrews welcome everyone to the show.
Wade Needham: Hello everyone, I'm Wade Needham, alongside Erin Andrews and the controversial Bobby Spade at ringside and we are kicking things off with the ladder match for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
The camera pans to the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring as Erin Andrews begins to speak.
Erin Andrews: Two former tag team partners and best friends go to battle tonight and on the line is the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight title belt!!!
Bobby Spade: Owens claim that he is 100% to compete tonight but the ladder match will no doubt test him tonight!
Jon Ian: The opening contest in EMW Metal Madness is a Ladder Match for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship!!!
Chad Ochocinco arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before making his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing the challenger, from Miami, Florida weighing in at 197 pounds...CHAD OCHOCINCO!!!
Chad Ochocinco enters the ring and poses for the crowd before he awaits his opponent.
NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion & EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens makes his arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as pyro shoots up behind him as he makes his way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: His opponent, from Alexander City, Alabama weighing in at 224 pounds...He is the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion and the EMW Internet Champion...TERRELL OWENS!!!
Owens then enters the ring. Owens then poses for the crowd as they continue to boo him as Owens hands the Internet Championship belt to the ringside assistant and then the bell rings to start the match.
Chad Ochocinco def. NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion & EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens in a Ladder Match via decision when Ochocinco took down the title belt from the hook to become the NEW NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion!!! In the final moments in the match, Owens was close to grabbing the belt but then Ochocinco leaped off the top rop and landed on the ladder and then climbs the ladder and then the two brawled on top of the ladder until Ochocinco pulled Owens's legs through the rungs of the ladder which trapped Owens and then Ochocinco went and grabbed the title as Owens was forced to watch. After the match, Ochcocinco leaves the ring and holds up his new World Junior Heavyweight title match as Owens looked on with a dissapointed look on his face.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris arrived in the parking lot and makes his way to the arena from earlier tonight.
Crimson Viper arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring as she slap hands with some of the EMW fans as the crowd cheers her loudly.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Washington D.C. weighing in at 123 pounds...CRIMSON VIPER!!!!
Viper then enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle and poses for the crowd before she awaits her opponent.
Sonya Blade arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring, getting a very mixed reaction from the crowd but mostly boos.
Lillian Garcia: Her opponent, from the United States Special Services weighing in at 140 pounds...SONYA BLADE!!!
Sonya Blade enters the ring and stares at Crimson Viper and Crimson stares at her back as the bell rings to start the match.
Sonya Blade def. Crimson Viper via pinfall after the Kiss Of Doom. In the middle of the match, Crimson Viper hurt her left knee and then throughout most of the match, Sonya worked on Crimson's left knee and in the final moments of the match, Crimson Viper we nt for the Burning Kick but her left knee buckled and Sonya took advantage and hits the Kiss Of Doom and got the pinfall victory.
A video package is shown highlighting the Qualifying Matches which leads to tonight's Four Corner Survival Steel Cage Match to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Internet Championship
Back LIVE! The Steel Cage is lowered down to the ring and once the cage was lowered, Jon Ian makes the introductions.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Four Corner Survival Steel Cage Match to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Internet Championship!!! The only ways to win the match is by pinfall, submission or escape by either exiting out the cage door or climbing over the cage and exiting with both feet touching the floor.
Captain Jack Sparrow swings down on a rope to the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, from The Caribbean, weighing in at 206 pounds...CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!
Sparrow enters the ring and looks around the crowd as he baskes in the roar of boos as he awiats his opponents.
Tito Ortiz arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring as he gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing next from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 206 pounds...He is "THE HUNTINGTON BEACH BAD BOY"...TITO ORTIZ!!!!
Ortiz enters the ring and begins to warm up as the camera pans to Tito Ortiz's girlfriend Jenna Jameson at the front row as Ortiz awaits the next participants.
Chris Brown arrives to the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring as he mocks the crowd as they boo him loudly.
Jon Ian: From Tappahannock, Virginia weighing in at 220 pounds...CHRIS BROWN!!!
Chris Brown enters the ring and does some dancing and then mocked the crowd before the final participant appears.
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe arrives to the entrance ramp and then makes his way to the ring, getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: And finally, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 189 pounds..."THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD"...JAMES ROLFE!!!!
Rolfe enters the ring and then a brawl ensues between the four men as the bell rings to start the match.
Tito Ortiz def. Chris Brown, "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and Captain Jack Sparrow in a Four Corner Survival Steel Cage Match via submission when Ortiz made Chris Brown tap out to the Rolling Cross Armbreaker. With the win, Tito Ortiz will face Terrell Owens for the EMW Internet Championship at SummerJam 2K11.
Backstage, Carson Daly is standing by at the Interview Area.
Carson Daly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, one of the three men that will be in the Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship later tonight...King Budrick! (King Budrick appears as King Budrick appears on camera) King Budrick...Earlier today on EMW/NIWA Challenge, your plan to soften up Al Bundy and Chuck Norris kinda backfired...
King Budrick: Silence...you scum! I know that my plan has backfired earlier today but it doesn't matter anyway. Tonight, I am prepared for Chuck Norris and my So-Called Father Al. Tonight, I will become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion once again and as I said earlier...All will bow to my feet and say, "ALL HAIL KING BUDRICK!!!! ALL HAIL KING BUDRICK!!!! ALL HAIL KING BUDRICK!!!"
King Budrick then leaves as the crowd boos.
A commercial airs for EMW SummerJam 2K11 which will take place Sunday August 21st, 2011 from the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. It was revealed that this year's SummerJam theme is that it's going to be "EMW's SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER" meaning a Summer Blockbuster theme to it.
Matthew Patel is already in the ring as Jon Ian makes the introduction.
Jon Ian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring, weighing in at 148 pounds....MATTHEW PATEL!!!
Patel then awaits for his opponent
Scott Pilgrim arrives on the entrance stage and then he makes his way to the ring getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: His opponent, making his EMW debut, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 145 pounds...SCOTT PILGRIM!!!
Pilgrim enters the ring and poses for the crowd before lookingat Patel and then the bell rings to start the match.
Scott Pilgrim def. Mattew Patel via pinfall after the Pilgrim Plunge (Diving Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam From the Second Rope).
Backstage, Al Bundy is seen warming up in the locker room area for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match later tonight.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship match between The Vampire Slayers and The Princesses which includes The Princesses vicious new attitude in recent events.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest, scheduled for one fall...Is for the Unified EMW/NIWA WORLD WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach) arrive on the entrance stage and then they make their way to the ring to a huge chorus of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the challengers, from the Mushroom Kingdom, at a combined weight of 228 pounds...PRINCESS DAISY...PRINCESS PEACH...THE PRINCESSES!!!!
The Princesses entered the ring and waves to the crowd who continue to boo them as they await their opponents.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) arrive to the entrance stage and hold up their tag team title belts before they make their way to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans and the crowd gives The Slayers a huge ovation of cheers.
Lillian Garcia: Their opponents, from Sunnydale, at a combined weight of 228 pounds and for the 7th Time, Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions...BUFFY SUMMERS...FAITH LEHANE...THE VAMPIRE SLAYERS!
The Vampire Slayers enter the ring and then they hold up the belts once again before they hand the belts to EMW Starlets Referee Bonnie Roberts who showed The Princesses the belts and then holds up the belts and then hand them to the ringside assistant. Roberts then calls for the bell to start the match.
The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach) def. Unified EMW/NIIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) via pinfall whwn Princess Peach pinned Faith Lehane after Princess Peach smashed Faith Lehane over the head with a portable mirror as the referee was telling Buffy Summers to get to her corner to become the NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions!!!
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall...Is for the EMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
"Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker arrives on the entrance ramp and looks around the crowd and makes his way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first,from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 205 pounds...He is..."THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC" DOUG WALKER!!!
Nostalgia Critic enters the ring and looks around the entire crowd with a mean scowl on his face as they continue to boo him and then he awaits his opponent.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Will Smith arrives on the entrance stage with the Cruiserweight title around his waist as he makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: His opponent, from Bel Air, California weighing in at 200 pounds...he is the EMW Cruiserweight Champion of The World...WILL SMITH!!!
Smith enters the ring, but Critic attacks him as Smith arrived and then the bell rings to start the match.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Will Smith def. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker via pinfall after the Bel Air Spin (Starship Pain).
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's EMW Starlets Championship Match between Jenna Haze and Paris Hilton which shows Jenna Haze becoming the EMW Starlets Champion back at Extreme Anniversary and Paris Hilton being drafted to EMW in the 2011 EMW/NIWA Draft. Plus it includes Paris Hilton's impact on EMW since being drafted.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is a CHAIRS MATCH for the EMW Starlets Championship!!! In this match, the Steel Chair is Legal and can be used at anytime!!!
A pink limousine has pulled up next to the entrance stage. The limo driver exits the car and goes to the backdoor of the limo and opens the door. Out comes Paris Hilton as she makes her way to the ring as Paparazzi are seen taking photos of Paris as she gets a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: introducing first, making her Summer Residence in Beverly Hills, California weighing in at 115 pounds...PARIS HILTON!!!
Hilton enters the ring and poses for the crowd as they continue to boo her loudly. Hilton then awaits her opponent.
EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze arrives on the entrance stage with the Starlets title around her waist and does a seductive dance before she makes her way to the ring getting a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing the challenger! From Fullerton, California weighing in at 92 pounds... She is the EMW Starlets Champion...JENNA HAZE!!!
Jenna Haze enters the ring and dances for the crowd before holding up the title belt and then handing the title to EMW Starlets Referee Karen Richardson. Richardson then shows the belt to Paris Hilton and then Richardson holds up the title belt. Richardson then hands the title belt to the ringside assistant before calling for the bell to start the match.
EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Hae def. Paris Hilton in a Chairs Match via pinfall after a Missle Dropkick onto the steel chair. Originally, Paris Hilton won the match via pinfall after the Hilton Drop but then the referee saw that Jenna Haze's right foot was on the bottom rope and then she restarted the match despite Paris protesting the decision.
Backstage, EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine is seen making her way to the arena. Erin Andrews announced that she has a major announcement involving SummerJam 2K11.
EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as she gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW Starlets General Manager...JILL VALENTINE!!!
Jill Valentine then addresses the crowd.
Jill Valentine: Thank you for the warm reception, San Antonio! Now I am here to make a huge announcement involving SummerJam 2K11. Starting this Friday on EMW Starlets we will have a series of matches that will conclude at SummerJam 2K11 in what it is called, the SummerJam Starlets Showdown. The participants in these series of matches will only have Starlets that were in EMW in the past and Women that were never apart of EMW. At SummerJam 2K11, the final six participants will compete in the SummerJam Starlet Showdown Six Way Dance in where the winner will earn an EMW contract! Also, I want to announce that after what happened earlier tonight in the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team title match, I decided that this Friday on EMW Starlets, there will be a rematch for the titles between the two teams and if The Princesses want to use weapons, they will be free to do so because this match will be under...EXTREME RULES!!! (Crowd cheers) Thank you all very much and enjoy the rest of the show.
Jill Valentine's music hits again as she waves to the crowd and heads to the back.
The King's Court (Goldar & Billy Grey) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 572 pounds...The team of BILLY GREY & GOLDAR...THE KING'S COURT!!!
The King's Court entered the ring and posed for the crowd before they await their opponents.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson & Zangief arrive on the entrance stage and make their way their way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 461 pounds...First, formerly from Russia, now residing in the United States...ZANGIEF!!!! And his partner, from Irvine, California...QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON!!!
Zangief and Jackson enter the ring and a brawl ensues between the two team as the bell riings to start the match.
The King's Court (Goldar & Billy Grey) def. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson & Zangief via pinfall when Goldar pinned Zangief after the Goldar Bomb as Rampage and Billy Grey were fighting on the outside.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's EMW World Women's Championship Tables Match between Kelly Bundy and Olivia Munn.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a TABLES MATCH and it is for the EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!!! In this match, the only way to win is to put your opponent through a table.
Olivia Munn arrives at the entrance stage with a very determined look on her face as she makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Munn then enters the ring and hold up the Four Horsemen salute before she awaits her opponent.
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy arrives on the entrance stage with the EMW World Women's Championship around her waist and does a dance before she makes her way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. Kelly Bundy then enters the ring and pgoes to the second turnbuckle and holds up the title belt for more cheers then Lillian Garcia continues her introductions.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, the challenger! Representing The Lady Horsemen, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 123 pounds...OLIVIA MUNN!!!
Munn does the Four Horsemen salute as the crowd boos her loudly as Garcia continues.
Lillian Garcia: Her opponent, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 110 pounds...She is the EMW World Women's Champion...KELLY BUNDY!!!
Kelly Bundy hold up the title belt before she hands it to EMW Starlets Senior Referee Kim Winslow. She then shows the belt to Munn and then hold the title belt up and then handing it to the ringside assistant and then she calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy def. Olivia Munn in a Tables Match after a Super Bundy Bounce from the top rope through the table. During the match, Katy Perry & Sasha Grey arrived and tried to interfere in the match but EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine arrived with San Antonio Police Officers and escorted Perry and Grey back to the backstage area, warning them that if they interfere, they will be fired and arrested. In the final moments of the match, Munn had Bundy set up for the Super A.O.T.C. through the table but then a woman dressed in black and wearing a motorcycle helmet jumped over the barricade, took off the motorcyle helmet to reveal a black mask then she hits Munn with the Motorcycle helmet. Kelly Bundy took advantage and hits the Super Bundy Bounce through the table and gets the victory. After the match,Olivia Munn slowly gets to her feet and the Masked Woman returns and hits Munn with a RKO. The Masked Woman then looked down at Munn and then looked around the entire crowd. The Masked Woman then took off the mask to reveal it's...LINDSAY LOHAN!!! The crowd exploded in a huge ovation then security ran in and then Lohan exits the ring, jumps the barricade and exits through the crowd.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris is seen warming up in the locker room area before picking up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt and head to the ring.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's Table, Ladders and Chairs Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship between Chuck Norris, King Budrick and Al Bundy which includes King Budrick becoming EMW World Heavyweight Champion back at Extreme Anniversary 2K11 and then Chuck Norris being the #1 Draft Pick for EMW in the 2011 EMW/NIWA Draft and then beating King Budrick to become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion the same night and King Budrick and His Court interfering in the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between Chuck Norris and Al Bundy from the EMW ShowTime 5th Year Celebration.
Bruce Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! Tonight, three men enter the ring and will battle in a match where there will be Tables...Ladders...And Chairs...The only way to win is to climb up and grab the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt to become the Champion!!! (Shows EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt hanging above the ring) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW...LIVE! From the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Al Bundy arrives on the entrance stage with a determined look on his face and then makes his way to the ring too a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd. Al Bundy then enters the ring and poses for the crowd before he awaits his opponents.
King Budrick arrives to the entrance stage with his crowd, cape and scepter. King Budrick holds up the scepter and then gold pyro shoot down behind him and then confetti sprayed throughout the arena as he makes his way to the ring geeting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. King Budrick then enters the ring and holds up his scepter again then looks at Al before he awaits his opponent.
Chuck Norris arrives on the entrance stage and tips his cowboy hat to the crowd then makes his way to the ring getting a HUGE ovation of cheers from the crowd. Norris stares at Al Bundy and King Budrick as he arrives in the ring. Norris looks up to see the World title belt hanging above the ring as Bruce Buffer makes the introductions.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing first (points to Budrick) One of the two challengers in this TLC Match! He stands 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 175 pounds...From Chicago, Illinois he is the 2011 King Of Extreme and the former EMW World Heavyweight Champion...He is KING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKK!!!
King Budrick poses for the crowd and it gets him a huge ovation of boos as Buffer continues.
Bruce Buffer: Introducing next, he stands six feet, 1 inch tall and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and also comes to us from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome for the former 3 Time EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Bundy stares at both King Budrick and Chuck Norris as Bundy gets a huge ovation of cheers.
Bruce Buffer: And finally, the third man in this match. He stands 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighs in at 168 pounds and comes to us from Ryan, Oklahoma...Here is the Current, Reigning and Defending EMW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...He is CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Norris gets a monster ovation after he was introduced and then Nick Patrick calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris def. King Budrick in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match after climbing on top of the ladder and bringing down the title belt. In the final moments of the match, Al Bundy was close to getting the title belt but King Budrick pushed the ladder and sent Bundy out of the ring and through the stack of two tables on the outside. Budrick looked on and smiled then set up the ladder. Budrick climbed up but Chuck Norris catches up with him. Budrick had Chuck Norris set up for the Royal Stunner, but Norris blocks it and then pushes Budrick off the ladder which sends him through a table that was nearby. An exhausted Chuck Norris then grabs the EMW World Heavyweight title and won the match. After the match, Norris celebrates the win as the show concludes.