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EMW Hell's Playground
Sunday April 24th, 2011
Prudental Center
Newark, New Jersey
The show begins with the Extreme Anniversary logo before the announcer speaks.
Announcer: Before EMW celebrates 5 Extreme Years...EMW GOES TO HELL!!!!
The logo then gets set in flames as we then go to the Hell In A Cell inside the depths of hell.
Announcer: Tonight, the Journey to Extreme Anniversary goes through...HELL'S PLAYGROUND!
Announcer: And now...Buffalo Wild Wings Present...EMW HELL'S PLAYGROUND!!!
Pyro explodes from the entrance stage and the four corners of the ring as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Prudental Center in Newark, New Jersey as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sold out Prudental Center in Newark, New Jersey and welcome to the 3rd Annual EMW Hell's Playground!
We then go to the ring where the Hell In A Cell is being lowered down to the ring.
Erin Andrews: As you can see the Hell In A Cell is being lowered down as every match will take place in a Hell In A Cell including the 2 Hell's Playground Matches!
Bobby Spade: That is right, there will be one Hell's Playground match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and one will determine who will get a shot at the EMW World Women's Championship at then next EMW Mega Event, King Of Extreme.
Wade: Ladies and gentlemen, let's go to Lillian Garcia for our first match of the night!
Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening match is the Hell's Gauntlet Match to determine the #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. The match begins when two teams enter the ring. When one team is eliminated via pinfall or submission another team enters the match. The process continues until all 6 teams have entered the match. The last team standing will become the #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship and will earn the title shot at EMW King Of Extreme!
Emma Frost & Lady Gaga arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring as they get a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: Introducing first, from New York City and Boston, Massachusetts respectively at a combined weight of 255 pounds...EMMA FROST and LADY GAGA!
Frost & Gaga entered the Hell In A Cell and entered the ring then posed for the crowd as they get more boos as they await who they will face first.
The Princesses (Princess Peach & Princess Daisy) arrive at the entrance stage and waves to the crowd as they gave them a good ovation of cheers and then The Princesses make their way to the ring.
Garcia: And introducing the second team, from The Mushroom Kingdom...PRINCESS PEACH...PRINCESS DAISY...THE PRINCESSES!!!
The Princesses entered the Hell In a Cell and then entered the ring and waved to the crowd. The bell then rings to begin the match.
The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) won The Hell's Gauntlet Match after last defeating Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) to become the #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championships. Other teams in the match were Lady Gaga & Emma Frost, The Princesses (Princess Peach & Princess Daisy), Sandra Bullock & Catherine Bell and The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie).
Order Of Elimination
-- Lady Gaga & Emma Frost def. The Princesses via pinfall when Lady Gaga pinned Princess Peach after Bad Romance (Snap DDT).
-- Lady Gaga & Emma Frost def. Sandra Bullock & Catherine Bell via pinfall when Lady Gaga pinned Catherine Bell after thee Bad Romance.
-- Baywatch def. Lady Gaga & Emma Frost via pinfall when Carmen Electra pinned Emma Frost after the Electra Kick.
-- Baywatch def. The Socialites via pinfall when Pamela Anderson pinned Nicole Richie after The Tidal Wave (Flip DDT).
-- The Vampire Slayers def. Baywatch via pinfall when Buffy Summers pinned Pamela Anderson after the Slayer's Flight (Swanton Bomb from the top rope) after Faith Lehane hits Anderson with the Twist Of Faith.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy is seen warming up until a figure appears behind him. Bundy then turns around and the camera pans to reveal it isBud Bundy. The father and son Bundy then begin a conversation.
Bud: So, tonight's a big night, dad!
Al: Sure is, Bud. The past two weeks, we had fun with the B-Generation X reunion but tonight iis Hell's Playground. I know first hand how this match can change your outlook on life. Son, are you ready to through with this and...
Bud: Dad, you think I'm stupid. I saw you in those Hell's Playground Matches and saw the brutality of the match. Yeah, this is my first Hell's Playground match but I know the risks that come along with it and if it means becoming EMW World Heavyweight Champion...And going through you to get it...So be it!!
Al then smiles at Bud and then replies.
Al: Son, I just want to let you know that I'm not ready to give up the EMW World Heavyweight title to anybody, including you. If or when it comes down to you and me...I won't see you as my son, I will see you as a man that wants to take the EMW World Title away from me.
Bud: I wouldn't have it any other way, dad!
Bud and Al then shook hands and then Bud speaks.
Bud: Good luck out there tonight.
Al: You too.
Bud then leaves as Al looks on and continues to warm up.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to the EMW Internet Championship match between Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and Terrell Owens tonight.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the EMW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Terrell Owens makes his arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as pyro shoots up behind him as he makes his way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Owens then enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring. Owens then poses for thee crowd as they continue to boo him as Owens awaits his opponent.
EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson arrives on the entrance stage with the Internet title around his waist and his trademark chain around his neck as he does his trademark howl before making his way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd. Jackson takes a good look at the Hell In A Cell before he takes off his chain. He then enters the Hell In A Cell and then entered the ring. Jackson then hands the title belt to EMW Internet Championship to EMW Referee Rudy Charles then Jon Ian makes the introductions.
Ian: Introducing first, the challenger! From Alexander City, Alabama weighing in at 224 pounds...TERRELL OWENS!!!!
Owens posed for the crowd after he was introduced and then got the same ovation of boos as Ian continues.
Ian: His opponent, from Irvine, California by way of Memphis, Tennessee weighing in at 205 pounds...He is the EMW Internet Champion...QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON!!!
Jackson stares at Owens as Rudy Charles shows Owens the EMW Internet Championship belt before he holds up the title belt and handing it to the ringside assistant before leaving the Cell and locked the door outside. Rudy Charles then calls for the bell to start the match.
Terrell Owens def. EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson in a Hell In A Cell Match via pinfall with a schoolboy pin after ramming Jackson's head to the exposed turnbuckle to become the NEW EMW Internet Champion! After the match, Owens celebrates his win hoolding up the Internet title on the rampway as Jackson slowly gets to his feet, angry about the loss.
A video recap is shown of the history between "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash and MsChif dating back to their days in Shimmer and the Independent Circuit and then their recent history leading to tonight's Grudge Match.
MsChif arrives on the entrance stage and then poses for the crowd and screams before she makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: The following is a Hell In A Cell Grudge Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Dante's Inferno weighing in at 135 pounds...MsCHIF!!
MsChif looks at the Hell In A Cell with a smile on her face before she enters the Hell In A Cell. She then enters the ring and got to her knees and screamed before getting up and awaiting her opponent.
The crowd awaits for the arrival of "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash but she doesn't show up and then the music stopped as the crowd wonders why Alissa Flash no showed, but then...
CHEERLEADER MELISSA arrived on the entrance stage with her pom poms in hand and then posed for the crowd as the crowd cheers loudly as Alissa Flash brings Cheerleader Melissa back for this match as Melissa makes her way to the ring.
Garcia: And her opponent, from San Francisco, California weighing in at 142 pounds....CHEERLEADER MELISSA!!
Cheerleader Melissa enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring. Melissa and MsChif then brawled as the bell sounds to start the match.
Cheerleader Melissa def. MsChif in a Hell In A Cell Grudge Match via submission with the Kondo Clutch (Inverted Cloverleaf) after she hits MsChif with the Kudo Driver. In was described as a brutal back and forth match. After the match, the crowd applaud both Melissa and MsChif.
A commercial airs promoting EMW's next Mega Event entitled King Of Extreme which will take place Sunday May 22nd, 2011 from the Power Balance Pavilion in Sacramento, California. It was announced that the event will feature two one night tournaments, a King Of Extreme Tournament for an EMW World Heavyweight title shot at Extreme Anniversary and a Queen Of Extreme Tournament for a EMW World Women's Title Shot at Extreme Anniversary.
Jon Ian: The following Hell In A Cell contest, scheduled for one fall...is for the EMW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) arrive at the entrance stage before they make their way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, the challengers! From Grove Street In Los Santos, San Andreas at a combined weight of 433 pounds...CARL "CJ" JOHNSON...SEAN "SWEET" JOHNSON...THE GROVE STREET GANG!
The Grove Street Gang enter the Hell In A Cell before they entered the ring. The Grove Street Gang then insulted the crowd before they await their opponents.
EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) arrived on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Ian: And their opponents, from Los Angeles, California at a combined weight of 431 pounds, they are the EMW World Tag Team Champions…RAY TANGO…GABE CASH…TANGO & CASH!!!
Tango & Cash entered the Hell In A Cell and then entered the ring. They then stares at The Grove Street Gang as they hold up their EMW World Tag Team title belts before handing them to the EMW Referee Yves Lavinge. Lavinge shows the The Grove Street Gang the tag team title belts and then he holds up the title belts before handing them to the ringside assistant. The ringside assistant then exits the Hell In A Cell and locks the Cell door and then the bell rings to start the match.
The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) in a Hell In A Cell Match via pinfall when Carl Johnson pinned Ray Tango after the San Andreas Fault to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions!
A commercial airs promoting NIWA's upcoming Supershow entitled Clash Of The Titans 2 taking place Friday April 29th from Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham announced that due to NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2, the next EMW Starlets will take place on a Special Night this Thursday and EMW NUX will take place on a Special Night this Wednesday!
A video recap is shown recapping the events leading to the Hell In A Cell First Blood Match between The Vice Squad vs. The Liberty City Connection tonight.
Jon Ian: The following Hell In A Cell Match is a First Blood Match. The only way to win is to make both men from the opposing team bleed first!
The Vice Squad (NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) arrived at the entrance stage and then walked to the entrance ramp before stopping and posing and then fire pyro shoots up behind them as they make their way to the ring. Then The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) ran in and attacked The Vice Squad from behind as they were going to enter the Hell In A Cell. Both teams then brawled outside the Hell In A Cell before both teams entered the ring and the bell rings to start the match.
Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) def. The Vice Squad (NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) in a Hell In A Cell First Blood Match after Niko Bellic and Luis Lopez used Ketchup packages from their pocket and sprayed the ketchup on Vercetti and Vance while he referee for the match Rudy Charles was knocked down from earlier. Vercetti and Vance gained the upperhand and then Vercetti hits Lopez with the Steel Steps busting him open and then Lance Vance rammed Luis Lopez's head on the exposed turnbuckle. Rudy Charles then recovered but then sees Vercetti and Vance with ketchup on them and assumes that its blood. Charles then calls for the bell and awards the victory to The Liberty City Connection.
A video recap is shown highlighting the history of The Hell's Playground Match and the carnage and mayhem it has caused since its creation.
Rules Of The Hells Playground Match
--Six Participants Are In The Ring At The Same Time.
-- Elimination Can Happen Via Pinfall, Submission Or Knockout.
-- When there are two remaining, the first won to score the Knockout, wins the match!
--Six Participants Are In The Ring At The Same Time.
-- Elimination Can Happen Via Pinfall, Submission Or Knockout.
-- When there are two remaining, the first won to score the Knockout, wins the match!
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is the Hell's Playground Match and it will determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship!
Pyro explodes ontop of ExtremeVision as Blaze Fielding arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring and gets a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd as Blaze slap hands with some of the fans.
Garcia: Introducing first, from The Streets Of Rage, weighing in at 123 pounds...BLAZE FIELDING!!!
Blaze takes a look at the Hell In A Cell before she enters it and slides in the ring. Blaze then poses for the crowd before she awaits the rest of the participants.
Dark Queen arrives on the entrance stage through a dark smoke filling the stage as she makes her way to the ring getting a loud ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: Standing 6 feet tall annd weighiing in at 129 pounds...THE DARK QUEEN!!!
Dark Queen enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring ring. Blaze then stares at Blaze with a sinister smile on her face before she awaits the next participants.
Gina Carano makes her arrival to the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Garcia: From Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 143 pounds...GINA "CONVICTION" CARANO!!!
Carano enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring. Carano begins to warm up as she looks at Blaze and Dark Queen as she waits the other participants.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Katy Perry arrived on the entrance ramp and then holds up both title belts as pyro shoots up behind her as she makes her way to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd but they are mostly boos.
Garcia: Representing the Lady Horsemen...From Santa Barbara, California weighing in at 120 pounds...She is one half of the Undisputed EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions...KATY PERRY!!!
Katy Perry hands the title belts to the ringside assistant outside the Hell In A Cell before entering the Hell In The Cell. She thenenters the ring and poses again for the crowd as candy colored confetti rains down on the sold out Newark crowd and then awaits the rest of the participants.
Crimson Viper arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before she makes her way to the ring as she gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Garcia: From The United States Of America, weighing in at 123 pounds...CRIMSON VIPER!
Viper enters the Hell In A Cell. She then enters the ring and poses for the crowd before she awaits the final participant.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Sasha Grey arrives on the entrance stage, holding both title belts and then makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: Representing The Lady Horsemen...From North Highland, California weighing in at 110 pounds…she is one half of the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions...SASHA GREY!
Grey hands the title belts to the ringside assistant then looks at the Hell In A Cell before she enters inside. She then enters the ring and poses for the crowd. The Six Women then looked at each other and then bell sounds to start the match.
Crimson Viper def. Katy Perry, Sasha Grey, Blaze Fielding, Dark Queen and Gina Carano in a Hell's Playground Match. With the win, Crimson Viper becomes the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship and will have the title shot at EMW King Of Extreme.
Order Of Elimination
-- Gina Carano eliminated by Sasha Grey via pinfall after Perry and Grey hits Carano after the Combination Cutter.
-- Dark Queen eliminated by Blaze Fielding via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash from the top rope.
-- Blaze Fielding eliminated by Katy Perry via pinfall after the Kiss Of Death after Blaze pinned Dark Queen.
-- Sasha Grey eliminated by Crimson Viper via pinfall after the Burning Kick.
-- Katy Perry eliminated by Crimson Viper via knockout after a Coast To Coast Van Terminator with the Steel Chair.
A commercial airs for EMW Extreme Anniversary 2K11 which will take place Sunday June 26th from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.
A video package is shown of the past history of "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker which included their time as a tag team called "Critic n' Nerd" and then their breakup. Then footage is shown of the events leading to their match tonight for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship.
Jon Ian: The following Hell In A Cell match is scheduled for one fall...And it is for the EMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
EMW Cruiserweight Champion “The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker arrive at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Ian: Introoducing first, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 209 pounds…He is the EMW Cruiserweight Champion ”The Nostalgia Critic” DOUG WALKER!
Walker enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring. He then mocks the crowd a bit while holding up the Cruiserweight title as he awaits his opponent.
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe arrives and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Ian: His opponent and chalenger! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…He is “The Angry Video Game Nerd” JAMES ROLFE!
Rolfe enters the Hell In A Cell then slides in the ring and goes after Walker. The both men brawled as the bell rings to start the match.
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion “The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker in a Hell In A Cell Match via pinfall escaping Walker's attempt at the Nostalgia Trip and then hitting The Codebreaker out of nowhere to become the NEW EMW Cruiserweight Champion!
Backstage, there a multiple shots of thee six participants in tonight's Hell's Playground Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship making their way to the ring.
A video package is shown of highlights of past Hell's Playground Matches and the events leading to tonight's Hell's Playground Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship.
In the ring, Bruce Buffer is in the middle of the ring and is ready to make the introductions to tonight’s main event.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS…IS…THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Tonight, 6 of the top Warriors in EMW enter the diabolical Hell In A Cell as they enter Hell’s Playground…6 will enter but only one will leave with the EMW Heavyweight Championship of the World! This is the Hell’s Playground Match for the EMW Heavyweight Championship of the world! AAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOW…LIVE! From Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey…IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Goldar arrives at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring and gets a loud ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, he stands at over 7 feet tall and weight is unknown. He is from Parts Unknown. Ladies and gentlemen…This is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Goldar takes a look at the Hell In A Cell before he enters inside. He then enters the ring and then look at the crowd as they continue to boo him. Goldar then awaits his opponents.
Bud Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring, geeting a great ovation of cheers as he slap hands with some of the EMW fans.
Buffer: Introducing the second participant in this match! He stands 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 175 pounds...Here is the former EMW World Tag Team and Cruiserweight Champion...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!
Bud Bundy enters the Hell In A Cell then slides in the ring and poses for the crowd and then stares at Goldar as they await the other participants.
Will Smith arrives to the entrance stage as he dances before making his way to the ring getting a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: And now introducing the third participant! He stands 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 200 pounds and comes to us from Bel Air, California...Here is...WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Will Smith enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring before looking at Goldar and Bud Bundy before awaiting the rest.
Zangief arrives on the entrance stage and flexes for the crowd before making his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And now introducing next, he stands 7 feet tall, weighing in at in tonight at a massive 267 pounds. He is formerly from Russia but is now residing in the United States Of America. He is a former 2 Time NIWA World Heavyweight Champion…Here is the Red Cyclone…He is…ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Zangief enters the Hell In A Cell and then enters the ring. He then poses for the crowd who continues to cheer him and then Zangief awaits the other participants.
Adam Sessler arrives at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring as he taunts the crowd as they boo him loudly.
Buffer: And introducing next, he stands 6 feet tall and weighs in this evening at 204 pounds, introducing the former EMW Cruiserweight Champion...ADAM SEEEEEEEEEESLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!
Sessler enters the Hell In A Cell then he enters the ring and continues to taunt the crowd as they continue to boo him then the participants await the last participant.
Al Bundy arrives at the entrance stage and looks around at the entire crowd before making his way to the ring to a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And finally the fourth participant, he stands six feet, 1 inch tall and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and comes to us from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome for the third time EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Bundy hands the EMW World title belt to EMW Referee Rudy Charles before he enters in the Hell In A Cell. He then enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then stares at the rest of the participants as EMW Senior Official Nick Patrick calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy def. Goldar, Bud Bundy, Adam Sessler, Zangief and Will Smith in a Hell's Playground Match.
Order Of Elimination
-- Will Smith eliminated by Zangief via pinfall after the Russian National Throw,
-- Zangief eliminated by Goldar via pinfall after the Goldar Bomb.
-- Adam Sessler eliminated by Bud Bundy via pinfall after the Bundy Stunner.
-- Bud Bundy eliminated by Goldar via pinfall after the Goldar Bomb after Bundy pinned Sessler.
-- Goldar eliminated by Al Bundy via knockout after Al Bundy hits the Bundy Slam on top of the Hell In A Cell which sent Goldar through the top of the Cell and crashes through the ring leaving a huge hole in the center of the ring.
After the match, Al Bundy was presented the championship belt on top of the Hell Of A Cell as multiple replays are shown of the unbelievable Bundy Slam. Back LIVE! Bundy celebrates the ring on top of the Hell In A Cell as the show concludes.