Post by theoc71 on Mar 27, 2011 14:28:35 GMT -8
EMW No Retreat
Sunday March 27th, 2011
Bell Centre
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The show begins with a video package starting with some of the EMW Superstars and Starlets in pain as they go through submission moves as the announcer speaks in the background.
Announcer: Through the pain...Through the agony...Through the suffering...EMW Superstars and Starlets suffer through their own personal hell.
Then we see a hand tapping out.
Announcer: At times, the pain is just too much.
Then we see hand looking to tap out but stop and it raises refusing to surrender.
Announcer: But some the pain fuels them continue, to fuel them fight and they show...NO RETREAT!
Announcer: And now...Brisk Ice Tea Presents...EMW NO RETREAT!
Pyro explodes from the entrance stage and the four corners of the ring as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Wade: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second annual No Retreat Mega Event as you are looking LIVE! At the sold out Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. In No Retreat, the Main Event Matches can end on either Submission or Knockout!
We then go the broadcase table at ringside where Wade Needham, Bobby Spade & Erin Andrews are standing by.
Wade: Alongside Erin Andrews from EMW Starlets, I'm Wade Needham alongside the controversal Bobby Spade from EMW ShowTime at ringside.
Andrews: Tonight, we have 6 Championships on the Line including the Last Starlets Standing Match for the EMW World Women's Championship as "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash defends the title against Olivia Munn!
Spade: And lets not forget for the first time ever in EMW History, a Fatal Four Way Submissions Match as "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Bud Bundy, Goldar and Al Bundy face off to determine the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion!
Wade: Speaking of title matches, we kick off the show with a MMA Rules Match for the EMW Internet Champions as two MMA Icons go to battle for the first time ever as "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz takes on the EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!
Tito Ortiz arrives on the entrance stage alongside his entourage of trainers and assistants and makes his way to the ring as he gets a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the crowd. Ortiz enters the ring and goes to the Blue Corner starts to warm up as he awaits his opponent.
EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson arrives to the entrance stage with the Internet Championship around his waist and accompanied by his entourage of trainers and assistants as he makes his way to the ring getting a good ovation of cheers from the crowd. Jackson enters the ring and then lets out his trademark howl before heading to the Red Corner and warms up as in the middle of the ring, Bruce Buffer makes the introductions.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen...WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! From the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada and this is your opening bout in EMW No Retreat...A 5 Round MMA Rules Match for the EMW INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, (Points to Ortiz) Fighting out of the Blue Corner! He stands 6 feet, 2 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 206 pounds and comes to us from Huntington Beach, California...Introducing the former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion...He is The HUNTINGTON BEACH BAD BOY...TITO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
Ortiz startes at Jackson as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as Buffer introduces Jackson.
Buffer: And now introducing his opponent, fighting out of the Red Corner! He stands 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighs in tonight at 205 pounds and comes to us from Irvine, California by way of Memphis, Tennessee. Introducing the current, reigning and defending EMW INTERNET CHAMPION...QUINTON RAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE JACKSOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!!!
Jackson stares at the camera and does his usual snarl before focusing on Ortiz as Buffer continues.
Buffer: And when the action begins, your referee for this contest is Yves Lavinge.
Ortiz and Jackson walked to the middle of the ring as Lavinge gives then instructions on the rules of the match. Both men touched gloves before getting to their corners. Once they did, Lavinge asked them if they are ready and then Lavinge calls for the bell to start the opening title match.
EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz in a MMA Match in via TKO at 2:08 in the 3rd Round after Jackson tackled Ortiz and pounds him repeatly with right hands and Lavinge stopped the match after learning that Ortiz was unable to defend himself.
In the parking lot of The Bell Centre, a limousine has pulled up. Out from the limo is EMW Owner Theo Clardy alongside EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan and EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine as they make their way to the arena from earlier today.
Backstage, "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH arrives to the locker room area and sets up his in ring grear as the crowd sees this on ExtremeVision and cheers loudly.
Video footage was shown of Megan Fox cashing in her Women's Money In The Bank
Crimson Viper arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before she makes her way to the ring as she gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 123 pounds...CRIMSON VIPER!
Viper enters the ring and poses for the crowd before she awaits her opponent.
NEW NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox arrives on the entrance stage and holds up her Women's Money In The Bank suitcase as she makes her way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: And her opponent, representing the Lady Horsemen, from Oak Ridge, Tennesee weighing in at 114 pounds...She is the NEW NIWA World Women's Champion...MEGAN FOX!
Megan Fox enters the ring and holds up the briefcase again before she puts it at the bottom of the corner of the ring and then the bell rang for the start of the match.
NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox def. Crimson Viper via pinfall after Fox hits Viper with the Women's Money In The Bank suitcase after referee Stacy Thomas adjusted the turnbuckle pad after Fox removed it.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to the Submissions Count Anywhere Match between NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & A Mystery Partner vs. The Grove Street Gang.
The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) arrive at the entrance stage before they make their way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: The following contest is a Submissions Count Anywhere Match in where Submissions Count Anywhere In The Arena! Introducing first, Team Number One. From Grove Street In Los Santos, San Andreas at a combined weight of 433 pounds...CARL "CJ" JOHNSON...SEAN "SWEET" JOHNSON...THE GROVE STREET GANG!
The Grove Street Gang entered the ring and talked trash to the crowd for more boos before they await their opponents.
NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti arrives to the entrance stage alone as he gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Ian: And their opponents, first from Vice City, weighing in at 244 pounds, he is the NIWA Venue Champion...TOMMY VERCETTI!
Vercetti stands at the middle of the rampway and smirks at the Grove Street Gang before pointing to the entrance stage as his music stopped.
LANCE VANCE arrives at the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as the crowd is cheering loudly and The Grove Street Gang is shown angry about Vercetti's choice of partner as Lance Vance reunites with his Vice Squad tag team partner back in NGW!
Ian: And his partner, from Vice City...Making His EMW Debut...LANCE VANCE!
Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti hugged in the rampway and then Vercetti and Vance ran in the ring and brawled with The Grove Street Gang as the bell rings to start the match.
Vice Squad (NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) def. The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) in a Submissions Count Anywhere Match via Submission when Vercetti made Sean "Sweet" Johnson tap out to the Vice Grip (Regal Stretch) as Vance locked CJ in a Half Boston Crab.
Backstage, Goldar is seen arriving in the arena from earlier tonight as the crowd boos loudly when they see him on EMWVision.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's "I Quit" Match between Katy Perry and Black Cat for the EMW Starlets Championship.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we continue EMW No Retreat with an I Quit Match for the EMW Starlets Championship! In an I Quit Match, the way to win is to hurt your opponent so serverly, that the opponent will have no choice to say I Quit!
Black Cat arrives on the entrance stage and does a little dance before she makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, the challenger! She stands 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 120 pounds and comes to us from Flushing, New York…Here is THE BLAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Black Cat then enters the ring and does the same cheers before she awaits her opponent.
EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry arrived on the entrance ramp and then holds up the EMW Starlets Championship belt as pyro shoots up behind her as she makes her way to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd but they are mostly boos.
Buffer: And her opponent, she stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 120 pounds and she comes to us from Santa Barbara, California...Here is a member of the Four Lady Horsemen and the current, reigning and defending EMW Starlets Champion…KATY PEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Katy Perry enters the ring and poses again for the crowd as candy colored confetti rains down on the sold out Montreal crowd and then hands the title belt to Starlets Referee Karen Richardson. Richardson shows the title belt to Black Cat and then Richardson hold up the title belt and then Richardson hands the title belt to the ringside assistant and then calls for the bell to start the match.
Black Cat def. EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry in an I Quit Match via decision to become the NEW EMW Starlets Champion! In the final moments of the match, Perry was setting up Black Cat for the Teenage Dream but Black Cat escapedbut hang onto Perry's leg and locked in the Black Cat Curse out of nowhere. Perry tried to reach the ropes but Black Cat dragged her to the middle of the ring while appling the hold. Perry then screamed "I Quit" as she was tapping out to stop the match afterwards.
Backstage, Al Bundy and his son Bud Bundy arrived at the arena together from earlier tonight. The crowd sees this on ExtremeVision and cheered loudly.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's EMW Cruiserweight Championship Match between Speed Racer and "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match at EMW No Retreat is a one fall match for the EMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
*HELLO I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC...I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO*
“The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker arrive at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a good ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, the challenger! He stands 6 feet tall, weighs in tonight at 209 pounds and comes to us from Chicago, Illinois. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the #1 Contender for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship...The Nostalgia Critic DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Walker enters the ring and mocks the crowd a bit before awaiting his opponent.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer arrives at the entrance ramp and runs to the ring as he gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing the opponet, he stands 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 155 pounds and comes to us from Japan, here is the EMW Cruiserweight Champion of The WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRLD…SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Speed Racer slides in the ring and goes to the top rope and does a back flip but then Walker knocks him down with a hard clothesline and the bell rings to start the match.
"Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer via pinfall after the Nostalgia Trip to become the NEW EMW Cruiserweight Champion! After the match, Walker continues to attack Racer until "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe runs in to make the save but Walker makes a quick exit with Cruiserweight title in hand. Rolfe then stares at Walker who holds up the Cruiserweight title and talks trash to Rolfe.
Backstage, EMW Owner Theo Clardy, EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan and EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine are seen watching the Mega Event on a monitor at the Owner's Office and then a knock on the door is heard.
Jordan: it's open.
Then JTH enters the office and Jordan stands up and approaches him.
Jordan: So what can I do for you, JTH?!
JTH: I'm not here to talk to you, Michael. With all due respect. I'm here to talk to you.
JTH points to Theo Clardy and Theo gets up from his seat and approached JTH as he talks to Theo.
JTH: Theo, I know it was good to have me involved in the Battle Royal last week and the fact that I'm in the Fatal Four Way Submission Match tonight for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. But what the hell are you thinking having me as a pro on your little pet project called NUX. I am focusing on being the NIWA World Heavy...
Clardy:JTH, I hate to interrupt you. But if you think for one second I am setting you up the same way Mr. C.C. had in taking the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship months back, then you are sadly mistaken. You want to know why I chose you as a Superstar Pro for Season 1 of NUX?! The reason is that I wanted to best Superstars to advise the young talent that are competitng to be EMW's Next Breakout Star and you fit the bill nicely. Now, you are not only an NIWA Superstar going after the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2, but tonight you have a chance to make history on being the EMW World Heavyweight Champion...Then Advising the Rookie To Win EMW NUX Season 1...And at Clash Of The Titans 2 become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion! Now you can come out here and complain about how you are treated in EMW or you can make your own history in EMW and then define your history in NIWA on NIWA's Biggest Stage?!
JTH stares at Clardy and then responds.
JTH: Tonight, I will prove to you and everyone that I am Mr. Wrestlemania...Because I CAN!
JTH then leaves as Clardy, Jordan and Valentine looked on.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we continue EMW No Retreat with a One Fall Match for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship!
The Princesses (Princess Peach & Princess Daisy) arrive at the entrance stage and waves to the crowd as they gave them a good ovation of cheers and then The Princesses make their way to the ring but then Katy Perry & Sasha Grey ran in and attack The Princesses from behind. After their brutal attack, Perry & Grey entered the ring as Perry has the microphone and addresses the crowd.
Perry: It seems that due to an unfortunate incident, I believe The Princesses are unable to be in the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship Match. But since theere is a title match scheduled tonight. How about The Vampire Slayers defend the belts against me and Sasha right now!
Perry & Grey then await a response.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) arrive to the entrance stage with the EMW World Women's Tag Team Championship belts around their waists and holidng the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship belts over their right sholders. Faith Lehane has a microphone in hand and then begins to speak.
Faith: You two bitches, want a shot at the belts?! Hey, since we became the Unified World Women's Tag Team Champions, we promised to ourselves and to the EMWNation that we accept all challengers so if you want a shot at the titles now....LET'S DO THIS!!!
The Vampire Slayers ran to the ring but are attacked by Grey and Perry as Starlets referee Bonnie Roberts calls for the bell to start the match.
The Lady Horsemen (Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) def. Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) via pinfall when Katy Perry pinned Buffy Summers after th Long Kiss Goonight to become the NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions.
A commercial airs promoting EMW's next mega event titled Hell's Playground which will take place Sunday April 24th, 2011 from the Prudental Center in Newark, New Jersey.
Back LIVE! A replay is shown of Black Cat winning the EMW Starlets Championship in an I Quit Match and then Black Cat's Big Splash off the ladder to Katy Perry through the stack of tables on the outside. Then we see Katy Perry being loaded on a stretcher and being rolled out of the arena.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match in EMW No Retreat is a one fall match for the EMW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first...The Challengers. They come to us from Vice City and weighs in tonight at a combined weight of 435 pounds. Here are the #1 Contenders to the EMW World Tag Team Championship...LUIS LOPEZ...NIKO BELLIC...THE VICE CITY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOONECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
The Vice City Connection entered the ring and posed for the crowd that gets them more boos as they await their opponents.
EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) arrived on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And their opponents, they come to us from Los Angeles, California and they weigh in tonight at a combined weight of 431 pounds, they are the current, reigning and defending EMW World Tag Team Champions…RAY TANGO…GABE CASH…TANGOOOOOOOOOOOO & CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tango & Cash enter the ring and then stares at The Vice City Connection as they hold up their EMW World Tag Team title belts before handing them to the EMW Referee Rudy Charles. Charles shows the Vice City Connection the tag team title belts and then he holds up the title belts before handing them to the ringside assistant and then calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) def. The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) via pinfall when Ray Tango pinned Niko Bellic after the FUBAR Double Slingshot Suplex.
A Commercial airs promoting the debut of EMW NUX this Thursday.
Backstage, Olivia Munn is seen leaving the Lady Horsemen locker room and makes her way to the ring. EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash is seen warming up in the Starlets Locker Room Area before grabbing the World Women's Title belt and heads to the ring but was then approached by Sara Underwood who interviews her.
Underwood: Alissa...Alissa...Do you have any last words before your match tonight?!
Flash: All I have to say is, that tonight, The Four Lady Horsemen, will be short one member!
Flash then leaves as she heads to the ring as Underwood looked on.
A video package is shown highlighting the events leading to tonight's Last Starlet Standing match between "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash and Olivia Munn for the EMW World Women's Championship.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen...This is the Co-Main Event Of The Evening! This is the Last Starlet Standing Match for the EMW Women's Championship Of The WORLD! The only way to win the match is for one Starlets is beaten so badly that she would not respond to the referee's 10 Count!
Olivia Munn arrives at the entrance stage and has a very cocky attitude as she makes her way to the ring as the crowd is booing her loudly.
Buffer: And now, introducing her opponent, she stands 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 112 pounds and comes to us from Los Angeles, California...Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Here is the former 2 Time EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION and a member of the Four Lady Horsemen...Ladies and gentlemen, she is OLIVIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Munn enters the ring and looks around the crowd and has a sly smile on her face as she awaits her opponent.
EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as she makes her way to the ring as she gets a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, the challenger! She stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 142 pounds and comes to us from San Francisco, California...Ladies and gentlemen, here is the current, reigning and defending EMW WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD…She is...THE FUTURE LEGEND...ALISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!
Flash enters the ring and holds up the World Women's title belt before she hands the title belt to Senior EMW Starlets Referee Kim Winslow. Winslow shows the title belt to Munn and then Winslow holds up the title belt before handing the title belt to the ringside assistant. Winslow then calls for the bell to start the match.
Olivia Munn def. EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in a Last Starlet Standing Match via decision to become the NEW EMW World Women's Champion! In the final moments of the match, Flash hits Munn with the Kudo Driver onto the steel chair. Afterwards, Winslow starts the count and when it reached to 9, the lights go out in the arena. When they went back on, Alissa Flash is unconcious in the middle of the ring and Olivia Munn is slugged in the corner. Kim Winslow then counts Flash out and awards the win to Olivia Munn. After the match, the rest of the Lady Horsemen (NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox and Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) ran in and celebrated with Munn as she is handed the EMW World Women's Championship belt making her a champion for the third time. From the broadcast booth, Wade Needham, Erin Andrews and Bobby Spade wonder if Fox and Grey played a role in the blackout in the match.
Backstage, Carson Daly is standing by with Al Bundy.
Daly: Al Bundy, coming up next you are going to be in a first in EMW History. You will be apart of a Four Corner Survival Submissions Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. I have to say it has been a wild couple of weeks.
Al: You are not kidding, Carson. Two weeks ago, I was focused on a Triple Threat Submissions Match against Goldar and MVP. But with all the recent happenings that happened, now we got a Four Corner Survival Submissions Match and not only am I facing Goldar but now we got JTH and my son, Bud! Now eventhough, the match has changed, the result will remain the same and that result is me leaving Montreal as the 4 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion! Tonight...
Bud Bundy then arrives and confronts his father.
Bud: Dad, no offence or anything. But you know that tonight is my oppritunity to finallly become a World Heavyweight Champion and I just want to let you know that if it comes down to you and me, I'm not afraid to go through you to be champion.
Al: Son, I wouldn't accept anything less. You and I are family but tonight I see you as an opponent and I won't hold back in my quest of once again becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
Al then extends his hand to his son.
Al: Good luck tonight.
Bud then shakes his hand and then replies.
Bud: You too, dad!
Bud then leaves and then Al follows as Carson looks on.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen...THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! This is the Four Corner Survival Submissions Match in where the only way to win the match is via submission and it is for the EMW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW LIVE! Frome the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada...IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Goldar arrives at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring and gets a loud ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, the challenger! He stands at over 7 feet tall and weight is unknown. He is from Parts Unknown. Ladies and gentlemen…This is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Goldar enters the ring and then look at the crowd as they continue to boo him. Goldar then awaits his opponents.
Bud Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring, geeting a great ovation of cheers as he slap hands with some of the EMW fans.
Buffer: Introducing the second participant in this match! He stands 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 175 pounds...Here is the former EMW World Tag Team and Cruiserweight Champion...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!
Bud Bundy enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then stares at Goldar as they await the other participants.
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a good pop from the crowd.
Buffer: And now introducing the third participant in this match, he stands 5 feet, 9 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 122 pounds and comes to us from Laurel, Delaware...Here is the man who is the #1 Contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at NIWA Clash Of Titans 2...MR. WRESTLEMANIA...J....T.....H!
JTH enters the ring and looks at both Bud Bundy and Goldar before he starts to warm up as the final participant is going to be announced.
Al Bundy arrives at the entrance stage and looks around at the entire crowd before making his way to the ring to a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And finally the fourth participant, he stands six feet, 1 inch tall and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and comes to us from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the third time EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Bundy then enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then stares at Goldar, JTH and Bud Bundy. Senior EMW Referee Nick Patrick has the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt and shows it to the four participants in the match and then he holds up the title belt before handing the belt to the ringside assistant. Patrick then calls for the bell to start the match.
Al Bundy def. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Goldar and Bud Bundy in a Four Corner Survival Submissions Match via submission when Bundy made Goldar tap out to the Bundy Lock. After the match, Al Bundy celebrates the win and then Bud Bundy has the EMW World Heavyweight title and looks at it thinking that it was his last chance at the EMW World Heavyweight title. Bud enters the ring and looks at his father before handing him the EMW World Heavyweight Title and put the title around his waist. Both men hugged in the middle of the ring before Bud exited the ring and Al Bundy celebrates the win as No Retreat concludes.