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EMW Champions Showcase
Sunday January 30th, 2011
Wells Fargo Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Announcers: Wade Needham, Bobby Spade, Erin Andrews
Highlights are shown of the past events that happened in EMW from last year.
Announcer: In 2010, EMW brought out its most exciting and yet controversal year to date...But if you think 2010 was something...
Video scratches and then EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy arrives.
Al Bundy: YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!
The video then shows highlights of the current champions of EMW.
Announcer: Tonight...Every match has Championship Implications...
Highlights of The Vampire Slayers & The Socialites are shown from MegaBrawl 4.
Announcer: Tonight, it's a rematch for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship as The Vampire Slayers defend against The Socialites!
Highlights of Tango & Cash winning the EMW World Tag Team Championship at MegaBrawl 4 is shown followed by highlights of The Lost Brotherhood.
Announcer: Tango & Cash make their first EMW World Tag Team title defense as they take on the former Champions, The Lost Brotherhood!
Highlights of Bud Bundy, Adam Sessler and Speed Racer are shown.
Announcer: Three of the top Cruiserweights in EMW go to battle for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship in a Triple Threat Match!
Highlights are shown of the Starlets Championship match between Blaze Fielding and Katy Perry are shown.
Announcer: After a controversal ending to the Starlets title match at MegaBrawl 4, Katy Perry gets another shot at the Starlets title against Blaze Fielding. This time it's under EXTREME RULES!!
Highlights are shown of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Luis Lopez, "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and N.C. Bison.
Announcer: Four men...Two Rivalries...One Title belt...For the first time ever, the EMW Internet Championship will be defended in a Double Jeopardy Match!
Highlights are shown of "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash becoming the first ever woman to become the EMW Women's Champion & NIWA World Women's Champion at the same night and then Olivia Munn acciedently costing Flash the NIWA World Women's Championship against "Narcissist" Blossom six days later on EMW ShowTime. Then shows highlights of the battle between Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox at MegaBrawl 4
Announcer: One woman's dream came to reality but was shattered 6 days after due to an untimely accident. Meanwhile, a comeback as been established as Lindsay Lohan got revenge on Megan Fox at MegaBraw 4. Now, these 4 former and current EMW World Women's Champions go to battle in a Four Way Dance for the EMW World Women's Championship!
Then the screen goes black.
Announcer: And finally...
Highlights are shown of Al Bundy vs. Blade at SummerJam 2K10.
Announcer: Their first encounter was the stuff of legends.
Highlights are shown of their rematch for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship at MegaBrawl 4.
Announcer: Their sequel lived up to the billing.
Highlights are shown of their third encounter which was the 60 Minute Ironman Match on the December 31st edition of EMW ShowTime.
Announcer: Their third encounter left 2010 with a bang!
Then we see an image of Blade and Bundy having an intense staredown.
Announcer: Tonight, Al Bundy and "The Day Walker" Blade finish what they started in 2010...And they will settle it...WITH THREE STAGES OF HELL!
Video footage is shown of Al Bundy putting the Bundy Lock on various opponents and "The Day Walker" Blade locking in some submission holds on various opponents.
Announcer: The first fall...A SUBMISSION MATCH!
Video footage is shown of Al Bundy brawling with various opponents and Blade brawling with various opponents.
Announcer: The second fall...PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT!
The screen then goess to black.
Announcer: And the third fall...
Images of the Hell In A Cell Structure is shown.
Announcer: HELL IN A CELL!!
Video footage is shown of Al Bundy and Blade in action.
Announcer: Tonight...The series concludes but only one will leave as...
Split screen of Al Bundy and "The Day Walker" Blade holding up the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt.
Announcer: CHAMPION!
Announcer: And now...Pepsi Max Presents...EMW CHAMPIONS SHOWCASE!
Pyro explodes from the entrance stage and the four corners of the ring as the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania as Wade Needham is heard welcoming us to the show.
Needham: It is truley a Showcase Of Champions. Welcome to the first EMW Mega Event of 2011...Welcome to Champions Showcase LIVE! From the sold out Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! The question is who will leave The City Of Broverly Love...CHAMPION?!
We then go the broadcase table at ringside where Wade Needham, Bobby Spade & Erin Andrews are standing by.
Needham: I'm Wade Needham alongside the controversal Bobby Spade from EMW ShowTime and Erin Andrews from EMW Starlets and Bobby it's all about being a champion tonight.
Spade: You got that right, Wade. What a way to kick off 2011 here in EMW by having an event where every match in the card has huge championship implications.
Andrews: Not only that, but we have a blockbuster main event as the most exciting feud in EMW in 2010 ends on the first EMW Mega Event in 2011 as Al Bundy defends the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against "The Day Walker" Blade and it is Three Stages Of Hell! The first fall is a Submissions Match, the second fall is a Philadelphia Street Fight and if we get to the third and decisive fall, it will be inside of a Hell In A Cell.
Needham: We now go to Bruce Buffer for the first match of the night!
In the ring, Bruce Buffer is in the ring and is ready to announce the first match of the night.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen...WE...AAAAAREEE....LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! From the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for EMW Champions Showcase! We begin with our opening match, scheduled for one fall and it is for the Unified EMW/NIWA WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLD!
The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie) arrive from the entrance stage and begins to blow kisses to the crowd before they make their way to the ring.
Buffer: Introducing the challengers, they come to us from Hollywood, California and have a combined weight of 220 pounds...Here are PARIS HILTON...NICOLE RICHIE....THEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCIALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
The Socialites enter the ring and continues to taunt the crowd to get more boos as they await their opponents.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) arrive to the entrance stage with the EMW World Women's Tag Team Championship belts around their waists and hold up the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship belts before they make their way to the ring slapping hands with some of the fans and the crowd gives The Slayers a huge ovation of cheers.
Buffer: And now introducing their opponents...They come to us from Sunnydale and weigh in at a combined weight of 228 pounds...Here are the Unified EMW/NIWA WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD....BUFFY SUMMERS...FAITH LEHANE...THE VAMPIRE SLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSS!!!
The Vampire Slayers enter the ring but are attacked by The Socialites as Starlets referee Karen Richardson calls for the bell to start the match.
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) def. The Socialites (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie) via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned Nicole Richie after the Twist Of Faith. After the match, Tequila Sunrise (Dixie Clements & Reiko Hinomoto) ran in and attacked The Vampire Slayers. Afterwards, they grabbed both set of tag title belts and held them up before dropping them on the fallen bodies of the champions before they left the ring.
In the back, Carson Daly is standing by with EMW Cruiserweight Champion Bud Bundy.
Daly: Bud, you and your father had one hell of a year last year which concluded with you being the Cruiserweight Champion and your father the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, you defend the EMW Cruiserweight Championship in a Triple Threat Match against Adam Sessler and Speed Racer. Do you believe that you can kick off this year still the Cruiserweight Champion?!
Bud: No doubt about it, Carson. Last year was the year of The Bundys in EMW and we will continue it in 2011. I've talked to my father and he agrees with me that The Bundys will dominate 2011 the same way we did last year and tonight will be no different. Tonight, I will leave Philly STILL the Cruiserweight Champion and my father will settle the rivalry that was unresolved last year and go through the Three Stages Of Hell with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!
Bud Bundy then leaves as Carson looks on.
Video footage was shown of The Lost Brotherhood's attack on Tango & Cash at the 12.31.10 Bonecrusher Award edition of EMW ShowTime.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we continue with EMW Champions Showcase with a one fall match for the EMW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
The Lost Brotherhood (Billy Grey & Johnny Kelbitz) arrive at the entrance ramp and makes their way to the ring but then EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) ran in and attacked The Lost Brotherhood from behind. Both teams continue to brawl on the outside before both teams entered the ring ans the bell sounds to start the match.
EMW World Tag Team Champions Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) def. The Lost Brotherhood (Billy Grey & Johnny Kelbitz) via pinfall when Ray Tango pinned Johnny Kelbitz after the FUBAR.
A commercial airs promoting the Season 5 Premiere of EMW ShowTime which will take place Tuesday February 1st, 2011 from the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we continue with EMW Champions Showcase with a One Fall Triple Threat Match for the EMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!
Adam Sessler arrives at the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring as he taunts the crowd as they boo him loudly.
Buffer: Introducing first, he stands 6 feet tall and weighs in this evening at 204 pounds, introducing one of the two challengers in the Triple Threat Match for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship...ADAM SEEEEEEEEEESLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!
Sessler enters the ring and continues to taunt the crowd as they continue to boo him then Sessler awaits his opponents.
Speed Racer enters the entrance ramp and runs to the ring as he gets a great ovation of cheers from the crowd. Then Racer enters the ring but then Sessler attacks Racer not waiting for Bud Bundy's apperance.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Bud Bundy runs to the ring and then goes after Adam Sessler as the bell rings to start the match.
Speed Racer def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Bud Bundy and Adam Sessler in a Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Speed Racer pinned Adam Sessler after The Finish Line (Fisherman's Neckbreaker) to become the NEW EMW Cruiserweight Champion!
In the back, EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash is seen warming up in the Starlets Locker Room area until she was approached by Olivia Munn and then Olivia talks to Alissa.
Munn: Hold on Alissa! I know that I'm the last person you want to see after what happened New Year's Eve, but hear me out. What happened on that night was an accident. I just want to say woman to woman that I'm sorry about what happened. I hope you have it in your heart to forgive me.
Flash: Olivia, you did cost me the NIWA World Women's Championship, but you know what, I looked over the tape and I realized that it was an accident. So, it's okay, Olivia. Everything is cool.
Munn: Thanks, Alissa. That whole thing has been bothering me this whole month and now I feel that a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Thanks!
Munn goes to leave but was stopped by Flash as Flash talks to Olivia.
Flash: But in our match tonight, you make that mistake again...There will be no appoligies...There will be only pain!
Munn: Alissa, what happened New Year's Eve was an accident, but tonight I'm planning to take the EMW World Women's Championship back and I will do anything in my power to make it happen...AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING!
Both women had a staredown before Munn leaves as Flash looks on.
Video footage is shown of clips from the Blaze Fielding vs. Katy Perry match for the EMW Starlets Championship at MegaBrawl which results in a Disqualification win for Blaze Fielding.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, we continue with Champions Showcase with a one fall Extreme Rules Match for the EMW STARLETS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Katy Perry arrived on the entrance ramp and poses for the crowd as pyro shoots up behind her as she makes her way to the ring getting a mixed reaction from the crowd but they are mostly boos.
Buffer: Introducing first, the challenger! She stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 120 pounds and she comes to us from Santa Barbara, California...She is KATY PEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Katy Perry enters the ring and poses again for the crowd as candy colored confetti rains down on the sold out Philadelphia crowd as Perry awaits her opponent.
Pyro explodes ontop of ExtremeVision as EMW Starlets Champion Blaze Fielding arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring and gets a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd as Blaze slap hands with some of the fans.
Buffer: And now introducing the opponent. She stands 5 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 123 pounds and she comes to us from The Streets Of Rage...Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the current, reigning and defending EMW STARLETS CHAMPION...BLAZE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIELLLLLLLLLLLLLDIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Blaze enters the ring and holds up the EMW Starlets Championship belt before handing the title belt to Starlets referee Bonnie Roberts. Roberts shows the title belt to Katy Perry and then Roberts held up the title belt before handing it to the ringside assistant and then Roberts calls for the bell to start the match.
Katy Perry def. EMW Starlets Champion Blaze Fielding in a Extreme Rules Match via pinfall after the Kiss Of Death after Sasha Grey came through the crowd and pushed Blaze off the top rope as Blaze went for the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash to become the NEW EMW Starlets Champion. After the match, Sasha Grey and Katy Perry attacked Blaze and the celebrated the title win in the ring before they leave the ring.
A commercial airs promoting the Season 2 Premiere of EMW Starlets which will air Thursday February 3rd, 2010 LIVE! From Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.
Video footage is shown of the highlights of the Quinton "Rampage" Jacksin vs. Luis Lopez feud and the feud between "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe vs. N.C. Bison.
In the back, we see the N.C. Bison clothes hanging from the locker room and then we see a hand grabbing the clothes and then throwing them in the trash. The camera then pans out to see "The Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker. Walker then looks to the camera and begins to speak.
Critic: Enough of the games...It's time to get serious...It's time for me to be champion because I'm The Nostalgia Critic and I'll remember tonight, so they won't have to!
Walker then leaves the locker room and heads to the ring.
Back LIVE! From the broadcast table at ringside, Wade Needham, Bobby Spade & Erin Andrews go over the rules to the Double Jeopardy Match.
Double Jeopardy Rules
-- Two matches happening at the same time
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. Luis Lopez
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker
-- Winners will face each other and continue the match while the losers will remain at ringside as lumberjacks.
-- Winner becomes EMW Internet Champion.
-- Two matches happening at the same time
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. Luis Lopez
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker
-- Winners will face each other and continue the match while the losers will remain at ringside as lumberjacks.
-- Winner becomes EMW Internet Champion.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following championship match at Champions Showcase is the first ever Double Jeopardy Match for the EMW Internet Championship!
"Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker arrives on the entrance ramp and looks around the crowd and makes his way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Buffer: Introducing first, he stands 6 feet even and weighs in tonight at 209 pounds and he comes to us from Chicago, Illinois...He is..."THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC" DOOOOOOOOOOUG WAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Nostalgia Critic enters the ring and looks around the entire crowd with a mean scowl on his face as they continue to boo him and then N.C. Bison awaits the remaining participants.
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe arrives to the entrance ramp and then makes his way to the ring. But then Nostalgia Critic exits the ring and goes after Rolfe and the two men brawled on the rampway. Then Luis Lopez runs in and then he and N.C. Bison attack Rolfe and then EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson ran in and then all four men brawled on the outside and then it spilled to the crowd before it eventually entered the ring and the bell rings to start the match.
EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker , Luis Lopez & "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe in a Double Jeopardy Match.
Order Of Decisions
-- "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker def. "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe via pinfall after the Nostalgia Trip after Rolfe hits Lopez with the Codebreaker.
-- Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. Luis Lopez via pinfall after the Rampage Slam.
-- Quinton "Rampage" Jackson def. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker via pinfall after the Rampage Slam.
In the back, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy is seen warming up as he prepares for the 3 Stages Of Hell Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship later tonight.
We then go to pre-taped comments from the four Women that are competing in tonight's Four Way Dance for the EMW World Women's Championship. First off is Megan Fox.
Fox: Who would've think that I can kill two birds with one stone tonight. At MegaBrawl, that convict Lindsay Lohan got lucky and beat me. But that won't happen tonight because in the Four Way Dance, I will beat that jailbird and prevent her from becoming the EMW World Women's Champion. After that, I will win the match and become the first ever TWO-TIME AND ONLY PERFECT EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION!
We now hear from Lindsay Lohan.
Lohan: Last year was the year from hell for me. I had been to jail, to rehab and I had to sit on the sidelines as the year was going by. I had made a vow to myself that 2011 will be different! 2011 will be the year that I turn for the better! I ended 2011 on a good note by beating Megan Fox at MegaBrawl 4, but I will start 2011 leaving Philadelphia as the NEW EMW World Women's Champion! My mind is clear and I'm ready to prove why I'm the most dominat Starlet in EMW!
We now hear from Olivia Munn.
Munn: 2010 was a year to remember for me. I had become the EMW World Women's Champion after ending Megan Fox's long title reign only for the year to end with me losing the EMW World Women's Championship at EMW's Biggest Event Of The Year, MegaBrawl 4. Well, I'm planning to become the EMW World Women's Champion tonight. Alissa, you pulled off your MegaBrawl moment, but your time as EMW World Women's Champion is at an end and for you, Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan, tonight you will be in for the shock of your life as I will once again be the EMW World Women's Champion!
Finally we hear from EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
Flash: At MegaBrawl 4, it was described as "The Future Legend Becoming A MegaBrawl Legend" when I became the EMW World Women's Champion and the NIWA World Women's Champion at the same night! It was the best night of my career. Now tonight, I will make another legendary moment when I face three former World Women's Champions. All of them are gunning for my title. You three try your best because my legend of being the EMW World Women's Champion is growing day by day, moment by moment, and it will take a lot to take this title away from me!
Video Package is shown which starts with "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash winning both the EMW and NIWA World Women's Championships in the Double Trouble Fatal Four Way at MegaBrawl 4 and then Olivia Munn accidently costing Flash the NIWA World Women's Championship against "Narcissist" Blossom at the Bonecrusher Awards edition of EMW ShowTime on 12.31.10. Then it shows the events of the feud between Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox and some highlights of the Lohan-Fox match at MegaBrawl 4.
Back LIVE! Wade Needham, Bobby Spade and Erin Andrews run down the Extreme Factors in tonight's Four Way Dance for the EMW World Women's Championship.
EMW World Women's Championship Extreme Factors
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THE FUTURE LEGEND BECAME A MEGABRAWL LEGEND
Alissa Flash becomes the first woman to win the EMW & NIWA World Women's Titles at the same night at MegaBrawl 4.
LILO'S REDEMPTION
Lindsay Lohan won the No Holds Barred Match against Megan Fox at MegaBrawl 4 and got payback from Fox's attack on Lohan at the Betty Ford Clinic the month before.
MUNN COSTS FLASH
Olivia Munn accidently causes Alissa Flash to lose the NIWA World Women's Championship against "Narcissist" Blossom on the 12.31.10 Bonecrusher Awards edition of EMW ShowTime.
LOHAN & FOX HOPE TO RETURN TO GLORY
Lindsay Lohan hopes to win the EMW World Women's Championship to extend her World Women's Title reigns record to 5. Megan Fox hopes to earn her second EMW World Women's Championship. Her first title reign earned the record of the longest World Women's Title reign with 247 days.
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THE FUTURE LEGEND BECAME A MEGABRAWL LEGEND
Alissa Flash becomes the first woman to win the EMW & NIWA World Women's Titles at the same night at MegaBrawl 4.
LILO'S REDEMPTION
Lindsay Lohan won the No Holds Barred Match against Megan Fox at MegaBrawl 4 and got payback from Fox's attack on Lohan at the Betty Ford Clinic the month before.
MUNN COSTS FLASH
Olivia Munn accidently causes Alissa Flash to lose the NIWA World Women's Championship against "Narcissist" Blossom on the 12.31.10 Bonecrusher Awards edition of EMW ShowTime.
LOHAN & FOX HOPE TO RETURN TO GLORY
Lindsay Lohan hopes to win the EMW World Women's Championship to extend her World Women's Title reigns record to 5. Megan Fox hopes to earn her second EMW World Women's Championship. Her first title reign earned the record of the longest World Women's Title reign with 247 days.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is THE CO-MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! This match is a Four Way Dance for the EMW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Your referee for this match is Kim Winslow!
Olivia Munn arrives at the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as pyro shoots up behind her. Munn then makes her way to the ring getting a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd as Munn slap hands with some of the fans.
Buffer: Introducing first...The first of three challengers in this match! She stands 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 112 pounds and comes to us from Los Angeles, California...Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the former EMW World Women's Champion...OLIVIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Munn enters the ring and poses for the crowd before she awaits the other participants.
Lindsay Lohan makes her arrival to the entrance stage and then poses for the crowd as pyro rains from the top of ExtremeVison down to the stage behind her as Lohan makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And now introducing the second challenger of the match! She stands 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighing in tonight at 108 pounds and is currently residing in Venice Beach, California...Here is the former 4 Time EMW Wolrd Women's Champion...LINDSAAAAAAAYYYY
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!
Lohan enters the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle as she poses again before climbing down and awaiting the other two participants.
Megan Fox arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before she makes her way to the ring as she gets a huge ovation of boos from the sold out Wells Fargo Center crowd.
Buffer: And introducing the third challenger in this match! She stands 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 114 pounds and comes to us from Oak Ridge, Tennessee...Introducing the leader of Hollywood Evolution and the woman that set the record as the longest reigning EMW World Women's Champion...MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXX!!!
Fox enters the ring and poses for the crowd before she looks at both Lindsay Lohan and Olivia Munn as the final participant makes her way to the ring.
EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as she makes her way to the ring as she gets a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Buffer: And now introducing the final participant! She stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall, weighs in tonight at 142 pounds and comes to us from San Francisco, California...Ladies and gentlemen, here is the woman that pulled off history at MegaBrawl 4 by becoming the EMW and NIWA World Women's Champion at the same night and comes to you as the current, reigning and defending EMW WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLDDDDD...THE FUTURE LEGEND...ALISSA FLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!
Flash enters the ring and takes off the EMW World Women's title belt and hold it up high over her head before handing the belt to Kim Winslow. Winslow then shows the belt to Munn, Lohan and Fox before she holds up the title belt and handing the belt to the ringside assistant. Winslow then calls for the bell to start the match.
Olivia Munn def. EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash, Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox in a Four Way Dance to become the NEW EMW World Women's Champion.
Order Of Decisions
-- Alissa Flash eliminated by Megan Fox via pinfall after the Perfect Ending after Olivia Munn hits Flash with a Missle Dropkick meant for Megan Fox.
-- Megan Fox eliminated by Lindsay Lohan via pinfall after the LiLoKO after the Alissa Flash elimination.
-- Lindsay Lohan eliminated by Olivia Munn via pinfall after the A.O.T.C. In the final moments of the match, Lohan goes for the clothesline but Munn ducks and it hits Winslow, knocking her down. Then Munn hits Lohan with a dropkick but is too tired to follow up. Megan Fox returns to the ring with a steel chair. She then looks at both Munn and Lohan and then holds up the steel chair.
EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus makes her way to the ring with an angered look on her face as Megan Fox looked on with a stunned look on her face. Stratus enters the ring and takes the steel chair from Fox. Munn then gets to her feet and yanks the steel chair from Stratus and then looks at Fox. Both Fox and Munn have a staredown and then when Lohan gets to her feet, MUNN SMASHES LOHAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AND THEN STRATUS AND FOX SMILED AT THE RESULT! Munn then grabs a nearly lifeless Lindsay Lohan and hits the A.O.T.C. then Stratus revives Kim Winslow and then Winslow makes the count of three and the victory for Munn.
After the match, Olivia Munn hugs Trish Stratus and Megan Fox and then NEW EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry and Sasha Grey entered the ring and joined in on the celebration as the crowd is flooding the arena with thunderous boos. "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash runs in the ring and confronts Munn over the latest happenings and then confronts Trish Stratus and then Munn hits Flash from behind with the World Women's Title belt. Afterwards, Trish Stratus grabs the microphone and then begins to speak.
Stratus: Ladies and gentlemen, your NEW EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...OLIVIA MUNN!
Stratus then raises the hand of Munn and then she goes down to the fallen body of Lindsay Lohan and then she continued.
Stratus: Oh Lindsay...So close...yet so far...Well since you are unable to win the EMW World Women's Championship. It gives me the pleasure to say to you the words that our founder Theo Clardy never had the guts to say...LINDSAY LOHAN...YOU'RE FIRED!
Stratus then smiles as she, Munn, Fox, Grey & Perry celebrated in the ring and then we see Lita arriving on the entrance stage as she looks at this whole thing with a disapproving look on her face. Stratus sees Lita and asked her to join them but Lita leaves.
EMW Gets Their MVP...FEBURARY 1ST...EMW SHOWTIME!
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham, Bobby Spade and Erin Andrews are standing by.
Needham: Well after the shocking events that occured from the EMW World Women's Championship, we move onto the Three Stages Of Hell Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!
Spade: I'm telling you Wade, after what we saw, I think the Three Stages Of Hell match is going to top this, no doubt about it.
Andrews: You could be right, Bobby. Blade and Al Bundy are not only part of EMW since the promotion started, they are basically the heart & soul of EMW and from August 2010 to December 2010, these two men had produced three of the best matches in EMW in 2010 and how fitting that this rivalry that was made in 2010, conclude in 2011!
Wade: Now at this time, we were going to hear some last minute comments from Blade and Bundy, but they both requested not to speak before the match tonight. No doubt, they are going to leave their talking in the ring.
Spade: After their series of matches, I believe it is fitting that it will be that way.
Andrews: No arguments here.
Wade: And now ladies and gentlemen, we get to the Tale Of The Tape for tonight's 3 Stages Of Hell Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship!
EMW Present The Tale Of The Tape
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Al Bundy
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 235 lbs.
From: Chicago, Illinois
Trademark Moves: Bundy Slam, Bundy Lock
Accomplishments: 3 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion, EMW World Tag Team Champion
"The Day Walker" Blade
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs.
From: Detroit, Michigan
Trademark Moves: Day Walker DDT, Blade Cutter
Accomplishments: 8 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion, EMW World Tag Team Champion, NIWA World Tag Team Champion, EMW Internet Champion
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Al Bundy
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 235 lbs.
From: Chicago, Illinois
Trademark Moves: Bundy Slam, Bundy Lock
Accomplishments: 3 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion, EMW World Tag Team Champion
"The Day Walker" Blade
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs.
From: Detroit, Michigan
Trademark Moves: Day Walker DDT, Blade Cutter
Accomplishments: 8 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion, EMW World Tag Team Champion, NIWA World Tag Team Champion, EMW Internet Champion
"The Day Walker" Blade arrives to the entrance stage and looks at the ring with a determined look on his face before he makes his way to the ring to a monster ovation of cheers from the crowd. Blade arrives to the ring and starts to warm up and looks at the entrance ramp as he awaits his opponent.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy arrives at the entrance stage and looks around at the entire crowd with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist before making his way to the ring to the same loud ovation of cheers from the crowd as Blade had. Bundy then enters the ring and poses for the crowd and then stares at Blade. Bruce Buffer then makes the introductions for tonight's main event!
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Tonight, it is Three Stages Of Hell for the EMW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! The first fall is a Submission Match where the only way to win the match is via submission. The second fall will be a Philadelphia Street Fight where it is No Disqualification and No Countouts. If we get to the third fall, it will be inside the Hell In A Cell. AAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW...From The Wells Fargo Center in The City Of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Three Stages Of Hell Match for the EMW Heavyweight Championship of the WOOOOORLD! Introducing first, (points to Blade) The Challenger! He stands 6 feet, 2 inches tall. He weighs in tonight at 215 pounds. He comes to us from Detroit, Michigan...Here is the 8 Time EMW Heavyweight Champion Of The World..."THE DAY WALKER" BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Blade stares right at Bundy as the crowd gives Blade the same ovation as Buffer continues.
Buffer: And his opponent, he stands six feet, 1 inch tall and weighs in tonight at 235 pounds and comes to us from the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome for the third time, the current, reigning and defending EMW Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Bundy holds up the EMW World Heavyweight Title belt to the thunderous roar of the crowd and then hands the title belt to EMW Senior Official Nick Patrick as Buffer continues.
Buffer: And when the bell sounds, your referee is NICK PATRICK!
Patrick shows Blade the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt and then Patrick held up the title belt before handing the title belt to the ringside assistant then calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy def. "The Day Walker" Blade in a Three Stages Of Hell Match 2-1.
Order Of Decisions
First Fall - Submissions Match: Al Bundy def. "The Day Walker" Blade via submission with the Bundy Lock.
Second Fall - Philadelphia Street Fight: "The Day Walker" Blade def. Al Bundy via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT after escaping Bundy's Bundy Slam.
Third Fall - Hell In A Cell: Al Bundy def. "The Day Walker" Blade via pinfall after the Bundy Slam on top of the Hell In A Cell that sends Blade crashing through the roof of the Hell In A Cell.
After the match, Al Bundy celebrates the win with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship belt and then he helps Blade to his feet and the two men shook hands and then Blade slowly leaves the ring, feeling the effects of the match and then Bundy continues to celebrate as the show concludes.