Post by theoc71 on May 23, 2010 0:24:31 GMT -8
EMW Starlets Presents No Retreat
Sunday May 23rd, 2010
Wachovia Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The EMW logo appears
The show begins with a video that starts with an empty ring as the screen goes black and white as Gina Carano enters the ring and speaks.
Carano: There’s no one that can save you.
The camera moves to the upper deck section of the arena as Megan Fox appears and speaks.
Fox: You can never avoid what is coming.
Camera quickly moves to the entrance stage and Olivia Munn appears and speaks.
Munn: There is no turning back.
The camera zooms to the backstage area where DuffLo (Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan) as they begin to speak.
Duff: Run if you can…
Lohan: But it won’t mean a damn thing.
Then video clips of the events that lead up to tonight’s event as the announcer speaks.
Announcer: Tonight…Surrender will be useless…Survival is a must…Wills will be tested…Spirits will be broken and there will be.
Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan looks to camera.
Lohan/Duff: No Retreat…
Olivia Munn looks to camera.
Munn: No Retreat.
Megan Fox looks to camera.
Fox: No Retreat.
Gina Carano looks to the camera.
Carano: NO RETREAT!
The camera zooms out as Carano is still in the ring as the screen fades to black.
Announcer: And now EMW Starlets and RockStar Games Red Dead Redemption presents…NO RETREAT!
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the camera pans throughout the crowd that is cheering loudly as the cameras pan to the Broadcast booth where April O’Neil and Lita welcome everyone to the show.
April: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the city of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania as you look LIVE! At the Wachovia Center where tonight all the main events will be decided on either submission or knockout. Welcome to the EMW Starlets Mega Event entitled No Retreat. April O’Neil here alongside Lita at ringside.
EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champion Lindsay Lohan makes her arrival to the entrance stage with her EMW World Women’s Tag Team title belt over her right shoulder as she makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, from New York, New York…she is one half of the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions…LINDSAY LOHAN!
Lohan then stands in the middle of the rampway and awaits her partner.
EMW World Women’s Champion Hilary Duff makes her arrival to the entrance stage with the EMW World Women’s Tag Team title belt around her waist getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd as Duff meets Lohan on the rampway and they make their way to the ring.
Garcia: And her partner, from Dallas, Texas…she is the other half of the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions…HILARY DUFF!
DuffLo then enters the ring and raises their belts over their head before they await their opponents.
Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson make their arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as they get a great ovation of cheers as they make their way to the ring slapping hands with some of the EMW fans.
Garcia: And their opponents and challengers. First from Baltimore, Maryland…STACY KEIBLER! Her partner from Boise, Idaho…TORRIE WILSON!
Keibler and Wilson make their arrival to the ring and poses for the crowd for more cheers. Afterwards, EMW referee Karen Richardson shows Wilson and Keibler the tag belts and then raises the title belts high for all to see before handing them to the ringside assistant and then calls for the bell to start the match.
EMW World Women’s Tag Team Champions DuffLo (Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan) def. Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson via pinfall when Hilary Duff pinned Torrie Wilson after Lohan hits Duff with the LiLoKO and then Duff crawling over to pin Wilson.
In the back, Carmen Electra is standing by with “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash.
Carmen: Alissa, later on tonight you will be in a Submissions Count Anywhere Match against former EMW World Women’s Champion Faith Lehane. Now in the past couple of weeks you have injured Faith but she keeps coming back, does this shake your confidence in this match tonight?!
Flash: Nonsense, Carmen. My confidence is never broken. Tonight, Faith Lehane is going to go through physical and emotional pain the like of which is never seen before. The pain I gave her the past couple of weeks will be nothing compared to what I will do to her. No Retreat is a fitting title for tonight because Faith will have no where to run and no where to hide. Tonight, Faith’s destruction will be in my hands, quick and easy, or slow and methodical. Either way, tonight, Faith will be getting use to sleeping in a hospital bed and remembering the hell I’m going to put her through.
Alissa Flash walks out as we head to the next match of the night.
Lady Gaga makes her arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the fans who give her a huge ovation of boos as she makes her way to the ring.
Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMW Starlets Championship! Introducing the challenger, from New York, New York…LADY GAGA!
Gaga makes her arrival to the ring and then poses for the crowd to get more boos as she awaits her opponent.
EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn makes her arrival to the entrance stage with the Starlets title around her waist and poses for the crowd as pyro shoots up behind her as she makes her way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.
Garcia: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California…she is the EMW Starlets Champion…OLIVIA MUNN!
Munn enters the ring and takes off the title belt and raises it high for all to see before handing the belt to Starlets Referee Jodi Mason. Mason shows the belt to Gaga and then holds up the belt before handing the title to the ringside assistant and calling for the bell to start the match.
EMW Starlets Champion Olivia Munn def. Lady Gaga via pinfall after the A.T.O.C. after Kelly Bundy arrived and distracted Lady Gaga for a second.
On ExtremeVision, a video package is shown of the events leading to tonight’s Submissions Count Anywhere Match between Faith Lehane and “The Future Legend” Alissa Flash.
Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Submissions Count Anywhere Match! In this match, the only way to win is by submission. Also, submissions count anywhere in the city of Philadelphia!
Faith Lehane makes her arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before making her way to the ring and slapping hands with some of the EMW fans as she gets a thunderous pop from the crowd.
Garcia: Introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts…FAITH LEHANE!
Faith enters the ring and then poses for the crowd as she awaits her opponent.
“The Future Legend” Alissa Flash arrives to the entrance ramp and poses for the crowd before making her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos.
Garcia: Her opponent, from San Francisco, California…she is “THE FUTURE LEGEND” ALISSA FLASH!
Flash was at the apron but Faith flies off and hits Flash with a Plancha and then starts hitting her with right hands as the bell rings to start the match.
“The Future Legend” Alissa Flash def. Faith Lehane in an Submissions Count Anywhere match via submission with a figure four leglock on the ringpost. After the match, Faith was getting helped out by EMTs but decided to walk out under her own power.
In the back, Carmen Electra is standing by with EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox.
Carmen: Megan, after what we saw in the Submissions Count Anywhere match, you have to be proud of your bodyguard Alissa Flash defeating Faith Lehane.
Fox: You damn right I’m proud of Alissa. That’s why I hire her to be my bodyguard and trainer, to make sure that not only will I hang onto the World Women’s title but to eliminate future contenders as well.
Carmen: Well, it seems that you would have to do that tonight in an MMA Match against Gina Carano for the World Women’s Championship. A match that is basically Gina’s match and the fact that she made you tap out last week.
Fox: I’m not concerned about the MMA match being Gina’s match and I DID NOT tap out to Gina last week, I was reaching for the ropes and the dumb ref called for the bell. I didn’t tap out last week and I will NOT TAP OUT TONIGHT! Tonight, I will do what no one has ever done to Gina in her MMA career nor in EMW…MAKE HER TAP!
Fox then leaves as Electra looks on.
Abigail Whistler & Jessica Alba arrive at the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before they make their way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Garcia: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is an EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Match! Introducing first, first from Los Angeles, California…ABIGAIL WHISTLER! And her partner, from Oakland, California…JESICA ALBA!
Whistler and Alba enter the ring and poses for the crowd before they await their opponents.
The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) make their arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd as they give them a mixed reaction as they make their way to the ring.
Garcia: And their opponents…From Outworld…JADE…KITANA…THE OUTWORLD VIOLATORS!
Kitana and Jade arrived to the ring and poses for the crowd again and then referee Susan Thomas calls for the bell to start the match.
Abigail Whistler & Jessica Alba def. The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) via pinfall when Jessica Alba pinned Jade after the Dark Angel Wings to become the #1 Contenders for the EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship. It was announced that Alba & Whistler will get the title shot on the next edition of EMW Starlets.
In the back, Carmen Electra is standing near the locker room of Gina Carano.
Carmen: Ladies and gentlemen, I was scheduled to interview Gina Carano about the MMA Rules Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship but Gina seems to be very focused on her match right now, she has asked to not be interviewed before the match and we will respect her wishes. But from the looks of things, she is so focused on the match; I really think that her actions will speak for themselves. April…Lita…back to you.
Back to the ring, Black Cat, Dasha Fedorovich, Kara Kent and Katy Perry are already in the ring as the bell rings to start the Starlets Call Up Fatal Four Way Match.
Black Cat def. Dasha Fedorovich, Kara Kent and Katy Perry in an EMW Starlets Call Up Fatal Four Way Match via submission when Black Cat made Dasha Fedorovich tap out to the Black Cat Curse (Sharpshooter).
On ExtremeVision, a commercial airs promoting the next EMW Mega Event, Extreme Anniversary which will take place Sunday June 27th, 2010 from Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lara Croft makes her appearance to the entrance stage and looks around the entire crowd and started to talk trash to them as she makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom…she is The Tomb Raider…LARA CROFT!
Croft enters the ring and continues to talk trash to the crowd as she awaits her opponent.
Britney Spears makes her arrival to the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before she makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
Garcia: And her opponent, from Kentwood, Louisiana…BRITNEY SPEARS!
Britney enters the ring and poses for the crowd but Croft attacks her from behind and then bell rings to start the match.
Britney Spears def. Lara Croft via pinfall after the Womanizer from the top rope.
On ExtremeVision, a video package is shown of the events leading to tonight’s MMA Rules Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship between Megan Fox and Gina Carano.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, April O’Neil and Lita breakdown the rules for the MMA match.
Rules Of MMA Match
-- 3 5 minute rounds with 1 minute rest periods.
-- Ways to win the match is either by submission, knockout, technical knockout or doctor’s stoppage.
-- If match goes the distance, the match goes to sudden death in where a decision must be rendered.
EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox makes her arrival to the entrance stage and holds up the EMW World Women’s title belt to the thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd as she makes her way to the ring. Fox enters the ring and holds up the title again and then warms up as she awaits her opponent.
Gina Carano makes her way to the ring as she gets a huge ovation of cheers from the Philadelphia crowd. Carano enters the ring and then prepares to warm up and at the same time not keeping her eyes off of Fox as Bruce Buffer makes the introductions.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the champion and challenger have made their arrival to the ring as THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Tonight, a monumental first will occur in EMW as for the first time ever in EMW history…EMW has gone MMA and the EMW World Women’s Championship is in the balance. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW from the sold out Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the EMW Starlets Mega Event No Retreat…IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!! A 3 Round MMA Rules Match for the EMW World Women’s Championship! Introducing first, (points to Carano) this woman is from Las Vegas, Nevada…she weighs in tonight at 143 pounds…she has an MMA record of 12 wins, 1 loss, 1 draw, 3 wins via knockout and 1 via submission. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the challenger and #1 Contender to the EMW World Women’s Championship…she is…GINA “CONVICTION” CARRRRRRAAAAAANOOOOOOOO!!!!
Carano gives Fox a cold stare as the crowd gives Carano a huge ovation of cheers.
Buffer: And her opponent, she is from Oak Ridge, Tennessee…she weighs in tonight at 114 pounds…This woman won the EMW World Women’s Championship by cashing in her Money In The Bank and now this once fan favorite as turned into the most hated Starlet in the EMW roster and claims that she is EMW’s only Perfect EMW World Women’s Champion. Out of her element, tonight she will have to prove it against one of MMA’s vicious Femme Fatals. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the current, reigning and defending EMW Women’s Champion Of The WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLDDD…MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!
Fox poses for the crowd and nearly gets booed out of the building.
Buffer: When the bell sounds, your referee is Kim Winslow.
Winslow gets both Fox and Carano in the middle of the ring and tells them the instructions of the match. Both women then touch gloves and they both went to their corners. Winslow asked both participants if they are ready and then calls for the bell to start the match.
Gina Carano def. EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox in an MMA Match at the Sudden Death Round via submission after Carano made Fox tap out to the Triangle Choke.The match went all three rounds and it was in Sudden Death. After the match, Gina was handed the Women's title but then...
EMW Starlets General Manager Trish Stratus arrives to the entrance stage with microphone in hand and then begins to speak.
Trish: Gina, I regret to inform you that per stipulation that was approved by Megan Fox's attorneys. The Triangle Choke in this match has been deemed illegal.
The crowd boos at the announcement as Trish continues.
Trish: Therefore, the MMA match must continue!
Afterwards, the bell sounded for the re-start of the overtime round.
EMW World Women’s Champion Megan Fox def. Gina Carano in an MMA Match at the Sudden Death Round via submission after Fox locks Carano in the Megan’s Vice submission and then KIM WINSLOW CALLED FOR THE BELL AFTER THE HOLD WAS APPLIED AND FOX DIDN'T TAP OUT! Winslow hands Fox then EMW World Women’s title and they both rolled out of the ring. Fox went up on the entrance stage and holds up the EMW World Women’s title as the crowd throws trash at the entrance stage as Carano gets to her feet and looks angry. Replays are shown that clearly shows that Gina Carano never tapped out and Winslow called for the bell after the hold was applied. The show ends with Fox on the entrance stage victorious as Carano is fuming mad in the ring.