Post by theoc71 on Apr 1, 2012 0:47:18 GMT -8
*Note* It's that time again! It's April Fools Day and like the past couple of years, I've decided to put an April Fools Twist to one of my shows. This year, it is EMW/NIWA Challenge. Can you point out the errors and mistakes I've made in this one?!
EMW/NIWA Challenge
Sunday Apil 1st, 2012
EMW ShowTime Matches: CoreStates Center - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
EMW Starlets Matches: Pittsburgh Civic Auditorium - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
NIWA Matches: Huntington Civic Center - Huntington, West Virginia
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Kevin Periera and Noah Antwiler welcome everyone to the show.
Noah Antwiler: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to EMW/NIWA Challenge alongside Kevin Periera, I'm Noah Antwiler at ringside! Tonight, we have an amazing main event from the NIWA!
Adam Sessler: You got that right! Tonight, Chad Ochocinco will face "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne! The Brass Knuckles Championship is not on the line, but this match still has some high stakes and it's our main event tonight!
"The Iceman" Chuck Liddell def. Garth Algar via pinfall after the Superman Punch.
The New Sensationz (Sasha Grey & Candy Suxx) def. The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Candy Suxx pinned Britney Spears after the "Big O" Splash off the top rope after Sasha Grey hits Spears with a Superplex.
Jessica Chobot: This is special report, I'm April O'Neil! On a recent edition of EMW Starlets, Faith Lehane replaced Melina in the Qualifying Match in the Queen Of Extreme against Kely Bundy. Faith won the match but it's what happened afterwards turned out to be the real headliner.
Footage is shown of the Post-Match happenings where Peggy Bundy ran in to check on her daughter, Kelly. Faith then returns to the ring and grabs Peggy Bundy. Faith then hits Peggy with the Twist Of Faith hard and then Peggy is motionless in the ring and then Kelly quickly chases Faith out the ring.
April O'Neil: After the sickening events that had happened, Peggy Bundy is stretchered and sent to a nearby hospital. The latest reports are unknown at the moment. But rumors are floating that Peggy Bundy has a severely broken neck and may never walk again. Many EMW Superstars, Starlets, Officials and fans have sent their Well Wishes and Support to Mrs. Bundy. But one Starlet doesn't share these feelings...That woman is Faith Lehane.
Faith Lehane: You think I feel sorry about what I did?! The way I snap Peggy Bundy's neck like a twig. Believe or not, I do fell sorry about what I did. I feel sorry about the fact that I would've done the same to Kelly and did the whole world a favor. The truth is that in the past, I became weak and depend on the people to guide me to success. But now I control my destiny...I will do whatever it takes to be the EMW World Women's Champion again and if I had to break the neck of a useless housewife to get the message across...SO BE IT!!!
Dark Queen def. Barbie via pinfall after the Toad Crusher.
A video package is shown of the highlights of the feud between "Narcissist" Blossom & Blitz against Drew McIntyre. Then the challenge made by Blitz for a Mixed Tag Team Match at Clash Of The Titans 3.
Ron Burgundy: We can now confirm that at Clash Of The Titans 3 at Ford Field, it will be Drew McIntyre and Buttercup taking on the "Brother/Sister" Team of Blitz & "Narcissist" Blossom
Kate Upton: I tell you what, Adam. These two teams hate each other and it may come to a conclusion at Clash Of The Titans 3 in Detroit.
Backstage, NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring for his non-title match against Chad Ochocinco up next.
Chad Ochocinco def. NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne in a non-title match after Spiderman hits Fozzie with a Van Daminator after the referee was knocked down moments ago. After the match, Spiderman made a quick exit and so did Ochocinco as he celebrated the win and Fozzie is frustrated in the ring as the show concludes this week.
EMW/NIWA Challenge
Sunday Apil 1st, 2012
EMW ShowTime Matches: CoreStates Center - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
EMW Starlets Matches: Pittsburgh Civic Auditorium - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
NIWA Matches: Huntington Civic Center - Huntington, West Virginia
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Kevin Periera and Noah Antwiler welcome everyone to the show.
Noah Antwiler: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to EMW/NIWA Challenge alongside Kevin Periera, I'm Noah Antwiler at ringside! Tonight, we have an amazing main event from the NIWA!
Adam Sessler: You got that right! Tonight, Chad Ochocinco will face "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne! The Brass Knuckles Championship is not on the line, but this match still has some high stakes and it's our main event tonight!
"The Iceman" Chuck Liddell def. Garth Algar via pinfall after the Superman Punch.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
The New Sensationz (Sasha Grey & Candy Suxx) def. The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Candy Suxx pinned Britney Spears after the "Big O" Splash off the top rope after Sasha Grey hits Spears with a Superplex.
Jessica Chobot: This is special report, I'm April O'Neil! On a recent edition of EMW Starlets, Faith Lehane replaced Melina in the Qualifying Match in the Queen Of Extreme against Kely Bundy. Faith won the match but it's what happened afterwards turned out to be the real headliner.
Footage is shown of the Post-Match happenings where Peggy Bundy ran in to check on her daughter, Kelly. Faith then returns to the ring and grabs Peggy Bundy. Faith then hits Peggy with the Twist Of Faith hard and then Peggy is motionless in the ring and then Kelly quickly chases Faith out the ring.
April O'Neil: After the sickening events that had happened, Peggy Bundy is stretchered and sent to a nearby hospital. The latest reports are unknown at the moment. But rumors are floating that Peggy Bundy has a severely broken neck and may never walk again. Many EMW Superstars, Starlets, Officials and fans have sent their Well Wishes and Support to Mrs. Bundy. But one Starlet doesn't share these feelings...That woman is Faith Lehane.
Faith Lehane: You think I feel sorry about what I did?! The way I snap Peggy Bundy's neck like a twig. Believe or not, I do fell sorry about what I did. I feel sorry about the fact that I would've done the same to Kelly and did the whole world a favor. The truth is that in the past, I became weak and depend on the people to guide me to success. But now I control my destiny...I will do whatever it takes to be the EMW World Women's Champion again and if I had to break the neck of a useless housewife to get the message across...SO BE IT!!!
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Dark Queen def. Barbie via pinfall after the Toad Crusher.
A video package is shown of the highlights of the feud between "Narcissist" Blossom & Blitz against Drew McIntyre. Then the challenge made by Blitz for a Mixed Tag Team Match at Clash Of The Titans 3.
Ron Burgundy: We can now confirm that at Clash Of The Titans 3 at Ford Field, it will be Drew McIntyre and Buttercup taking on the "Brother/Sister" Team of Blitz & "Narcissist" Blossom
Kate Upton: I tell you what, Adam. These two teams hate each other and it may come to a conclusion at Clash Of The Titans 3 in Detroit.
Backstage, NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne makes his way to the ring for his non-title match against Chad Ochocinco up next.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Chad Ochocinco def. NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne in a non-title match after Spiderman hits Fozzie with a Van Daminator after the referee was knocked down moments ago. After the match, Spiderman made a quick exit and so did Ochocinco as he celebrated the win and Fozzie is frustrated in the ring as the show concludes this week.
