Post by jth on Mar 24, 2012 14:06:45 GMT -8
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NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
Hampton Coliseum
Hampton, Virginia
(Show recaps NIWA Saint Patrick's Day Beatdown that saw "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH become the new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight JTH will have a celebration of his title win. Also Chuck Norris returns tonight after being drafted back to NIWA in the EMW/NIWA Draft)
Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome back to NIWA, Former World Heavyweight Champion...Chuck Norris! (Crowd Erupts)
(Chuck Norris comes out to a monster ovation as he waves to the crowd and gets in the ring and has a mike. A "Norris" chant starts when the music stops)
Norris: Thank you, thank you so much. (Crowd Cheers) It is really great to be back in NIWA! (Crowd Cheers) Now that I'm back there are going to be so many great things that are going to happen now...
(Just then JTH's music hits and the new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion comes out with the World Title as he gets booed. JTH has a celebration planned for later tonight, yet he doesn't look too thrilled about Chuck Norris being in the ring, he gets in the ring and the two face off about 6 feet apart)
JTH: Ya know Chuck I could come out here, and be all pissed off and pitch a fit about you trying to make my winning of the World Heavyweight Title and me going to Clash of the Titans III as the champ secondary with your return. I could be all pissed off...but I can't lie to you Chuck, I'm not. I'm not pissed off and the reason is actually pretty simple; and that reason is...I don't expect anything less of you. (Crowd Boos)
Norris: Now look, I was invited here by NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean. (Crowd Cheers)
JTH: Ya know that's kinda funny Chuck, maybe you're so old you forgot this, but this very time last year, you and Clean were trying to grab each by the throats trying to retire each other at last year's Clash of the Titans...yeah, did ya forget that? So what I don't understand, is how you can suddenly be all lubby dubby with Clean, yet you have never even attempted...to bury the hatchet with me? (Crowd Boos) All I ever said to you was the truth, I guess the most insulting thing you can say to someone is the truth. The fact that I had to bust my ass for two years to get something that was "given" to you in two months; that was not fair Chuck, NOT FAIR!
Norris: Some of the things that you say are true...Did I get things that I didn't deserve at the time? Perhaps so. But there is one you not correct about, and that's about me not wanting to bury the hatchet with you, I always wanted to bury the hatchet, I always wanted to move on and maybe we could be friends, but all you brought up was the past. And a person that always looks to the past, isn't willing to change for the future...and that is why we never buried the hatchet. But we can change that now, and look to the future...(Extends his hand as JTH looks down)
(JTH hesitates as he slowly extends his hand looking to Norris' face and back to his hand until the two shake looking at each other as the crowd cheers)
Norris: I look forward to the future.
JTH: So do I... (Norris begins to walk off and exit, but suddenly JTH low blows Norris from behind and Norris goes down as the crowd boos JTH as he gets down to a knee over Norris still down) Oh the future is so good...(JTH drops the mike over Norris and walks out of the ring and holds the World Title up as the crowd boos him as he leaves as Norris tries to get to his feet)
(Screen shows that Clash of the Titans III will see the return of the Money in the Bank Dragon Match, 6 men will qualify for the chance to gain a contract for an NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Match)
(Camera zooms in on the briefcase hanging over the ring)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, is a Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match, scheduled for one fall!
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Peter Pan defeated Spiderman via pinfall at 11:46 to qualify after Fozzie Osbourne interfered
(Last night saw James Bond become a double champion in NIWA, winning both the NIWA North American and NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion)
Ganondorf & NIWA North American & Junior Heavyweight Champion James Bond defeated Link & Shelton Benjamin via Ganondorf pinning Link at 10:32
(Screen shows a clip of the emeragence of "Agent J" who replaced Will Smith being drafted to NIWA in the NIWA/EMW Draft. What impact will "Agent J" have?)
(Camera shows the Money in the Bank contract hanging over the ring again)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: This contest, is a Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match, scheduled for one fall!
(As Johnny Bravo heads back to the ring with the Venue Championship, the screen shows Kenny Powers defeating Johnny Bravo to become the new NIWA Venue Champion, then a clip is shown of a recent EMW Live House Show on March 22nd that saw Johnny Bravo win the title back from Powers. Powers will get his rematch for the NIWA Venue Championship at next week's SNS event)
Champion vs. Champion Non Title Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo defeated NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall at 7:12 after Spiderman causes a distraction
(Screen shows that Tommy Vercetti was drafted to NIWA, his first match with the company is next)
Tommy Vercetti defeated Jet Li via pinfall at 7:34
(Camera shows Gabrielle and Women's Champion Xena making their way to the ring for tag team action next)
Xena Warrior Princess & Gabrielle defeated The Princesses via Xena pinning Peach at 5:32. After the match The Princesses jump Xena and Gabrielle, but soon are saved by the debuting Buffy who comes out and clears house.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is the former World Heavyweight Champion Bli...(A hand then grabs Burgundy by the collar off camera who is Blitz as the crowd boos as Blitz pulls Burgundy in eye to eye)
Blitz: Don't you ever say that again! If you do, I'll knock your damn head off. (Shoves Burgundy back and Blitz takes off)
Burgundy: Boy that sucked! I don't see anything that can make me feel better... (Just the Pam Anderson shows up and places a hand on his shoulder)
Pam: Hi Ron...I heard that you couldn't wait to see me.
(Burgundy looks into the camera with a goofy smile and walks off with her)
Blitz defeated Zangief via pinfall at 10:05
(JTH is seen struting backstage to the ring as his celebration is about to begin)
(Screen shows a video package for Clash of the Titans III to take place in Ford Field)
(The ring is now has a red carpet and balloons in the corners as JTH's music hits and the new champion comes out to the ring doing pyro and all that good stuff as the crowd boos as he has a mike)
JTH: Oh how wonderful it is to be me! You people ar hereby invited to a celebration that you are already at, a celebration of a great, great champion. A celebration of a man of honesty and integrity. (Crowd Boos) A celebration of the best wrestler in NIWA today...me! (Crowd Boos) But before the party begins, there are some people I want to thank: (He Pulls out a sheet of folded paper) I wish to thank the Powerpuff Girls, Blossom and Buttercup, for completely dumbfounding and befuddling my two opponents for until they realized what happened, I was already walking out with the gold. I want to thank Blitz and Drew McIntyre for not being nearly as good as you say you are. I'd like to thank the referee for actually being smart enough to count to three. But there is one individual, I want to thank more than any other...my opponent, in six weeks time, Shadow the Hedgehog! (Crowd Cheers) Thank you Shadow for giving me that "Little" extra motivation I needed to get the job done. After our match at Night of Death, it just made me want to embarrass you even more. And when you won the 20 Man Royal Rumble, I knew exactly where to do it. Right there (Points to the CotT logo) Clash of the Titans III. So fast forward five weeks to last night...Boom! (Points to the World Title on his shoulder) Shadow you and I are now on a collison course for Ford Field. I told you I was better than you Shadow, this right here proves it now. So whatever the time for talk is over, it's time to get this party started. Bring out he first gifts.
(A Man in the suit walks out with two packages and brings them in as JTH can't wait to open it)
JTH: Oh boy what this be. (Shakes the present) Sounds like clothes Dave, you know I don't like clothes. (JTH opens it and see a new T-Shirt with the slogan "Talk Trash, Kick Ass") A new T-Shirt alright, I'll be wearing all the time what's next. To JTH: From: Clash of the Titans III? Wear it with pride and style...like you always do. (JTH opens it and it appears to be a new Ring Attire made for CotT III, it's black tights with Silver and Gold designed hearts still in HBK Style) A new ring attire, All cool, the attire that I will destroy Shadow the Hedgehog in. What's next!
(Just then a big gift is lowered from the rafters and lands in the ring)
JTH: What is this? To: JTH From: Your best Friend, alright. (JTH opens it and suddenly JTH falls to the ground knocked out and Shadow the Hedgehog walks out as it seems JTH took a Chaos Kick to the face as the crowd goes crazy. Shadow just shakes his head and leaves the ring. Just then Chuck Norris' music hits and as Shadow leaves, Norris heads down to the ring. Shadow and Norris don't make eye contact as Norris seems to have something to say to JTH who is still down)
Norris: Hey kid you awake, because I think you might want to hear this news. At Clash of the Titans III, to assure that there is a true winner with you and Shadow, that match will be No Holds Barred. And also to assure that nothing goes wrong, there's been a special referee named for the match...(Crowd Cheers like crazy as they know who it is) Me! (Crowd Erupts as the news breaks as Norris waves to the crowd the champion is down and out. Shadow vs. JTH at Clash of the Titans III with Special Guest Referee Chuck Norris? What could be any bigger than this?)