Post by jth on Feb 15, 2012 17:41:02 GMT -8
NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
AlamoDome
San Antonio, Texas
(Show starts recapping last week's SNS and shows the main event of the evening will be Link in one on one action with "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH)
(Show starts with JTH's music playing, but it's not normal, his music is chipmunked as he comes acting all giddy and happy slapping hands as some fans are laughing and others are booing as JTH enters the ring and grabs a mike trying to get the crowd pumped up though he seems to be doing it sarcasticly)
JTH: I know what you people are thinking...what the hell is JTH doing coming out to his theme chipmunked for? Well besides the fact that I like the chipmunks which is none of your damn business...I did it for a point. Yes, amazingly, that was for a point. And the point is, is that if NIWA is going to have the spotlight taken by a bunch of cartoon characters, I felt "Hell let's just take to the max!" Hell, let's have Alvin and the Chipmunks play everyone to the ring, let's have Spongebob announce everyone to the ring, let's have Ben 10 give interviews backstage, or......(Pauses staring out to the crowd) We can get serious. (Crowd gives a mixed reaction) For too long has this been the case her in NIWA; I am sick of cartoon kindergarteners doing whatever the hell they want, I am sick of characters created from video games running the show, ...and I am sick of little, black, hedgehogs insulting this business that I care too much for! (Crowd Boos) Shadow when you first came in here I let you slide because quite honestly, I really didn't give damn. CC thought you were an attraction formerly of ACWL, so be it. So as time went on and on, you were winning matches here...weren't very impressive, but hey, no one can be as good as "Mr. Wrestlemania" now can they? (Crowd Boos) Then came one faithful November night, Battle For Glory...oh I remember it like it was yesterday. You and JTH were part of a team together, and after I tried to reason with you that it wasn't worth getting killed by a 3 on 1 onslaught, this is the thanks I got...
(Titantron shows footage from Battle For Glory-Deadly Thanks were after reasoning with Shadow, Shadow pushes JTH back which JTH returns followed by Shadow tackling JTH to the floor, clip ends and JTH stares at the footage shaking his head and getting booed)
JTH: Shadow that night you made an enemy out of JTH, and believe me I damn sure wasn't going to forget that...and I didn't now did I?
(Titantron then shows Christmas Castatrophe when JTH cost Shadow the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship Wrestlemania Kicking Shadow while holding the steel steps. JTH grins at the footage. Just then the lights go out and Shadow's music plays and when they come back on Shadow is standing behind JTH who turns around and backs up to the ropes, but doesn't leave as Shadow stands his ground who also has a mike in hand)
Shadow: History has always shown that when two great warriors have a dispute, they settle it in combat. The problem is that all of this could have been avoided...
JTH: Oh you're damn right this could have been avoided, if you had apoligized to me for wrongly accussing me of laying you out backstage. You kicked the ass of the person that did it, and yet in the people's eyes, I've still done something wrong.
Shadow: What you have done is run away from me countless times, because in these people's minds, they know you're afraid of me. (Crowd Cheers and JTH looks to the crowd)
JTH: Is that what you people think? You think I'm afraid? (Crowd Cheers and JTH walks tot he middle of the ring where Shadow is) Listen to me you little turd! (Crowd Oohs) I don't give a damn what you think you are; you can talk about being the ultimate life form, "This is who I am!", all the other crap. When you step in this square with ropes, you are inferior to me! (Crowd Boos) And that's why we're getting it on at Night of Death, so that I can prove to you what I already know. That at Night of Death, Shadow the Hedgehog ain't beating...JTH.
Shadow: Fair enough...but that doesn't mean...I'm not beating you up tonight. (Shadow then starts punchng away at JTH to the ropes to the roar of the crowd and then Tornado Kicks JTH through the ropes to the outside and JTH crawls back up the ramp way and stops to stare at Shadow who stands on the ropes taunting JTH to come back as Shadow's music hits as JTH leaves for the back to prepare for his match)
Ganondorf & Super Mario Bros. defeated Drew McIntyre, Peter Pan, & Spiderman via Ganondorf pinning Peter Pan at 12:45
(Backstage "Narcissist" Blossom gazes at herself in the mirror as NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Blitz is laying on the wall staring at the floor holding his title over his shoulder)
Blossom: Oh, what are you worried about brother?
Blitz: I'm just thinking about this match with Clean. I wonder if I'm just overthinking this thing. I mean I know I'm better than him.
Blossom: What are you worried about?
Blitz: Not sure if Clean's gonna pull a fast one on me.
Blossom: You locked up with that imperfect bald fool long before I got here, I'm sure you can overcome what he can throw at you. Now wish me luck in my match.
Blitz: Luck? You don't need luck...
Blossom: That's right...(Blossom walks off for her match as Blitz just stares at the mirror staring at his title in the reflection)
"Narcissist" Blossom defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall at 4:52
(Screen shows Zangief's return to action two weeks ago against Fozzie Osbourne. Fozzie has demanded a rematch tonight)
Zangief defeated Fozzie Osbourne via DQ when Fozzie smashed Zangief in the knee with a steel chair. Zangief shook off the attack and Fozzie ran off
(Backstage a mirrior is shown and suddenly a big bicep is flexed in front of it as the NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo prepares for single's action against former champion Luis Lopez)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo defeated Luis Lopez via pinfall at 8:34
(Screen shows that at Night of Death, Shelton Benjamin will get his rematch for the NIWA North American Championship against champion James Bond)
Shelton Benjamin defeated Chad OchoCinco via pinfall at 5:53. James Bond was at the timekeeper's table watching the match.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with JTH ready for an interview)
Burgundy: I'm standing by with JTH, JTH considering what happened eariler in the evening, will you at all be distracted during your match with Link?
JTH: I will not be distracted because what I said I believed, and what I said was right. People keep saying I'm afraid of Shadow the Hedgehog, as far as I'm concerned, the fact that Shadow the Hedgehog is playing all these rediculous Jedi mind tricks is because Shadow is afraid of me! (Crowd Boos) Trying to throw me off my game because he knows that "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH can show him up. Afraid? Far from it...Shadow come Night of Death, you had better be the one being afraid, don't believe me. Watch what I do to Link tonight. Then you'll see for yourself.
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Link via submission at 18:21
AlamoDome
San Antonio, Texas
(Show starts recapping last week's SNS and shows the main event of the evening will be Link in one on one action with "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH)
(Show starts with JTH's music playing, but it's not normal, his music is chipmunked as he comes acting all giddy and happy slapping hands as some fans are laughing and others are booing as JTH enters the ring and grabs a mike trying to get the crowd pumped up though he seems to be doing it sarcasticly)
JTH: I know what you people are thinking...what the hell is JTH doing coming out to his theme chipmunked for? Well besides the fact that I like the chipmunks which is none of your damn business...I did it for a point. Yes, amazingly, that was for a point. And the point is, is that if NIWA is going to have the spotlight taken by a bunch of cartoon characters, I felt "Hell let's just take to the max!" Hell, let's have Alvin and the Chipmunks play everyone to the ring, let's have Spongebob announce everyone to the ring, let's have Ben 10 give interviews backstage, or......(Pauses staring out to the crowd) We can get serious. (Crowd gives a mixed reaction) For too long has this been the case her in NIWA; I am sick of cartoon kindergarteners doing whatever the hell they want, I am sick of characters created from video games running the show, ...and I am sick of little, black, hedgehogs insulting this business that I care too much for! (Crowd Boos) Shadow when you first came in here I let you slide because quite honestly, I really didn't give damn. CC thought you were an attraction formerly of ACWL, so be it. So as time went on and on, you were winning matches here...weren't very impressive, but hey, no one can be as good as "Mr. Wrestlemania" now can they? (Crowd Boos) Then came one faithful November night, Battle For Glory...oh I remember it like it was yesterday. You and JTH were part of a team together, and after I tried to reason with you that it wasn't worth getting killed by a 3 on 1 onslaught, this is the thanks I got...
(Titantron shows footage from Battle For Glory-Deadly Thanks were after reasoning with Shadow, Shadow pushes JTH back which JTH returns followed by Shadow tackling JTH to the floor, clip ends and JTH stares at the footage shaking his head and getting booed)
JTH: Shadow that night you made an enemy out of JTH, and believe me I damn sure wasn't going to forget that...and I didn't now did I?
(Titantron then shows Christmas Castatrophe when JTH cost Shadow the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship Wrestlemania Kicking Shadow while holding the steel steps. JTH grins at the footage. Just then the lights go out and Shadow's music plays and when they come back on Shadow is standing behind JTH who turns around and backs up to the ropes, but doesn't leave as Shadow stands his ground who also has a mike in hand)
Shadow: History has always shown that when two great warriors have a dispute, they settle it in combat. The problem is that all of this could have been avoided...
JTH: Oh you're damn right this could have been avoided, if you had apoligized to me for wrongly accussing me of laying you out backstage. You kicked the ass of the person that did it, and yet in the people's eyes, I've still done something wrong.
Shadow: What you have done is run away from me countless times, because in these people's minds, they know you're afraid of me. (Crowd Cheers and JTH looks to the crowd)
JTH: Is that what you people think? You think I'm afraid? (Crowd Cheers and JTH walks tot he middle of the ring where Shadow is) Listen to me you little turd! (Crowd Oohs) I don't give a damn what you think you are; you can talk about being the ultimate life form, "This is who I am!", all the other crap. When you step in this square with ropes, you are inferior to me! (Crowd Boos) And that's why we're getting it on at Night of Death, so that I can prove to you what I already know. That at Night of Death, Shadow the Hedgehog ain't beating...JTH.
Shadow: Fair enough...but that doesn't mean...I'm not beating you up tonight. (Shadow then starts punchng away at JTH to the ropes to the roar of the crowd and then Tornado Kicks JTH through the ropes to the outside and JTH crawls back up the ramp way and stops to stare at Shadow who stands on the ropes taunting JTH to come back as Shadow's music hits as JTH leaves for the back to prepare for his match)
Ganondorf & Super Mario Bros. defeated Drew McIntyre, Peter Pan, & Spiderman via Ganondorf pinning Peter Pan at 12:45
(Backstage "Narcissist" Blossom gazes at herself in the mirror as NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Blitz is laying on the wall staring at the floor holding his title over his shoulder)
Blossom: Oh, what are you worried about brother?
Blitz: I'm just thinking about this match with Clean. I wonder if I'm just overthinking this thing. I mean I know I'm better than him.
Blossom: What are you worried about?
Blitz: Not sure if Clean's gonna pull a fast one on me.
Blossom: You locked up with that imperfect bald fool long before I got here, I'm sure you can overcome what he can throw at you. Now wish me luck in my match.
Blitz: Luck? You don't need luck...
Blossom: That's right...(Blossom walks off for her match as Blitz just stares at the mirror staring at his title in the reflection)
"Narcissist" Blossom defeated Jackie Chan via pinfall at 4:52
(Screen shows Zangief's return to action two weeks ago against Fozzie Osbourne. Fozzie has demanded a rematch tonight)
Zangief defeated Fozzie Osbourne via DQ when Fozzie smashed Zangief in the knee with a steel chair. Zangief shook off the attack and Fozzie ran off
(Backstage a mirrior is shown and suddenly a big bicep is flexed in front of it as the NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo prepares for single's action against former champion Luis Lopez)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo defeated Luis Lopez via pinfall at 8:34
(Screen shows that at Night of Death, Shelton Benjamin will get his rematch for the NIWA North American Championship against champion James Bond)
Shelton Benjamin defeated Chad OchoCinco via pinfall at 5:53. James Bond was at the timekeeper's table watching the match.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with JTH ready for an interview)
Burgundy: I'm standing by with JTH, JTH considering what happened eariler in the evening, will you at all be distracted during your match with Link?
JTH: I will not be distracted because what I said I believed, and what I said was right. People keep saying I'm afraid of Shadow the Hedgehog, as far as I'm concerned, the fact that Shadow the Hedgehog is playing all these rediculous Jedi mind tricks is because Shadow is afraid of me! (Crowd Boos) Trying to throw me off my game because he knows that "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH can show him up. Afraid? Far from it...Shadow come Night of Death, you had better be the one being afraid, don't believe me. Watch what I do to Link tonight. Then you'll see for yourself.
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeated Link via submission at 18:21