Post by jth on Dec 10, 2011 14:00:58 GMT -8
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NIWA Saturday Night Showdown
The Palace
Auburn Hills, Michigan
(Show begins recapping last week's SNS that saw Blitz become the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Mr. Clean's music hits and the NIWA Commissioner makes his way to the ring to a great ovation from the crowd)
Mr. Clean: Well despite what I think of a certain person, Blitz has been made the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. (Crowd Boos) Yeah I don't like it either... but tonight we begin the road to that NIWA World Title match as this week and next week we will have champion and challenger compete in "Pick Your Poison" matches. Tonight the champion will decide the challenger's opponent for this evening, and vis verca for next week. And now... (Just then Blitz's music hits and the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship makes his way to the ring and takes a mike from the outside and looks dumbfounded)
Blitz: That's it? "Our number one contender"? "I don't like it either"? What the hell kind of commissioner are you even trying to be? (Crowd Boos)
Mr. Clean: Well I'm trying to be a commissioner that gives these fans exactly what they want. (Crowd Cheers)
Blitz: That's the most laughable thing I've ever heard...If you weren't "retired"...you would do everything you can to get yourself in the spotlight again...(Smiles as Clean just looks at him) Oh are you offended Commish, trust me I intended it to be... (Crowd starts chanting "One more match" as Clean begins to slowly look to the crowd as Blitz just laughs) Oh is that what you people want? (Crowd Cheers)
Mr. Clean: Zip it Blitz! I admire what the fans want, but I am retired and I intend to stay retired.
Blitz: Oh what a shame...don't seem to be giving these fans what they want are you? (Crowd Boos)
Mr. Clean: I know what you're trying Blitz...
Blitz: Really cause I don't really give a damn if you know what I'm trying to do or not. See not only are you not giving the fans what they want, you can't even figure out talent...if it slapped you in the face. (Blitz then slaps Clean in the face and rolls to the outside as Clean stares out at Blitz who just waves Mr. Clean goodbye)
Johnny Bravo & "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH defeats Ganondorf & NIWA Venue Champion Wario at 12:32 when Bravo pinned Wario
(Screen shows the recent events between events between JTH and Shadow the Hedgehog)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with Shadow the Hedgehog)
Burgundy: Shadow with all these altercations between JTH and yourself, is the frustration between the two of you growing in any way?
Shadow: JTH and myself may see many differences in one another, but we both share the same drive. The drive to compete at our damnedest. and we don't care who we are in the ring with, we both set out to get the job done. Our altercations with one another have been unfortunate, but in due time I am sure they will be resolved...(JTH then walks up during the interview
JTH: Well said, and may I second the fact that may we try and stay out of each others way from here on out.
Shadow: That wouldn't matter in the slightest to me one way or another.
(The two shake hands but just then Ganondorf jumps JTH from behind and throws him back first into the wall behind them as Shadow backs off as security pulls Ganondorf away from the attack as JTH is down while Shadow walks over to him)
Shadow: Of course you should learn to keep your eyes on your opponent at all times.
(JTH struggles to a knee)
JTH: Thanks for the advice. (With that JTH tackles Shadow back into the wall as well and JTH and Shadow begin brawling on the floor until security again separates the two of them as Shadow has to get set for a match next as JTH still tries to get his hands on Shadow)
Shadow the Hedgehog defeats The Punisher at 6:46 via pinfall
(Ron Burgundy is backstage with "Narcissist" Blossom and Blitz)
Burgundy: Joining me right now is "Narcissist" Blossom and Blitz and Blitz may I ask you if you have decided one who will face Drew McIntyre next week on SNS?
Blossom: No he has not, but I assure you that my brother will have made his decision by the end of the night. But that's not the issue for that matter. Now I have no problem with my brother getting a title match that he deserves, but the fact that I was not put in any "Christmas Wishlist" by any member of NIWA Universe shows the fear that everyone in this company has towards me. Not that I blame them, I mean you try everything you can to keep perfection down.
Blitz: But I will make all those people regret that decision. Drew McIntyre's World Title will soon be mine. I guarantee it. (Walks off, Blitz's Pick you poison match is next. But who has Drew McIntyre chosen?)
Blitz defeats NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Spiderman in a Pick Your Poison Match at 14:32 via pinfall
(Screen shows a video package for NIWA Christmas Catastrophe)
Non-Title Match
NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Champions The Avengers defeats Super Mario Bros. at 8:53 via Thor pinning Luigi
(Screen shows the returning Link making his way to the ring, he is set to face a member of NintenDoom of Ganondorf's choosing)
(Screen during this shows what happened at Battle For Glory when Link cost Ganondorf the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship)
(Link is in the ring as Ganondorf heads out to the entrance way)
Ganondorf: So here we are again, the two of us on opposite sides. Tonight I have the choice to decide your opponent for your upcoming match, but many may be wondering who could I choose? Myself and Wario have already competed as have The Marios...but fear not I have an opponent for you. And trust me it will test you... Behold...
(Just then the person that walks out to the ring is Princess Zelda and Link can't believe what he is seeing
Ganondorf: Zelda...go show Link what it's like to betray NintenDoom. (Zelda heads to the ring as Link looks clueless to what to do)
Link vs. Princess Zelda ended in a contest after NintenDoom came out and attacked Link
(NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre is seen making his way to the ring as he is set to face Fozzie Osbourne next)
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre defeats Fozzie Osbourne at 10:18 via pinfall in a Non-Title Match
(After the match Blitz is backstage with NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Mr. Clean: Well Blitz, I hope that your decision to slap me earlier tonight will be more logical than your chances at Christmas Catastrophe as it would seem.
Blitz: Ha ha Clean, well just so you know I have made up my mind on who Drew's opponent will be next week and I assure you that I get the best of both worlds with this choice. You see I will give the fans what they want...
Mr. Clean Oh, how so?
Blitz: Because next week on SNS, Drew McIntyre will go one on one with...you! (Laughs as he walks off as Mr. Clean just looks confused at Blitz's decision)