EMW ShowTime (10.29.08) Nov 10, 2011 18:05:58 GMT -8
Post by theoc71 on Nov 10, 2011 18:05:58 GMT -8
Wednesday October 29th, 2008
The show began with highlights from Throwdown Royale 2k8: The Lethal Lottery which included the union of The Franchise (2009 Throwdown Royale winner Barry Bonds, Michael Jordan, NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens and Brooke Adams) as Owens won the EMW World title against Blade thanks to help from Michael Jordan.
From the arena, the fireworks explode from the entrance stage and the cameras pan through the sold out crowd. From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to the show.
Wade: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first edition of EMW ShowTime in about 5 Months. I’m Wade Needham and with me is the controversial Bobby Spade!
Spade: That’s right! And we’ve just went through the first EMW Mega Event in nearly a half year and the pay-per-view was a true jillyjacker to say the least and tonight we will have the first ever Franchise Celebration Party tonight to celebrate Terrell Owens becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion and from what I’ve heard they spared no expense on the celebration.
Wade: Not only that but the World Tag Team titles are on the line tonight in a Three Way Dance as Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia defend the titles against The Street Fighters and Jay & Silent Bob!
In the back, a limo has pulled up to the arena parking lot and the red carpet has been rolled out. Then out from the limo are The Franchise (EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens, 2008 Throwdown Royale Winner Barry Bonds and Michael Jordan with Brooke Adams). The Franchise then made their way to the arena as paparazzi are taking pictures of the group.
EMW Women’s Champion Lara Croft & The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) def. Lindsay Lohan & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) via pinfall when Faith pinned Christina after the Twist Of Faith.
Craig Jones…Smokey…Friday…Coming to EMW ShowTime Next Week!
In the back, EMW Commissioner Ari Gold was confronted by The Vampire Slayers.
Buffy: Ari, you saw what happened tonight. We defeated the Women’s Tag Team Champions in a non-title match and we want one more shot at the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship.
Ari: Yes I have seen you win your match tonight, but in order for you two to get another chance at the EMW Women’s Tag Team titles, you would have to earn your way in and you two know that. Next week, you two will be involved in a 4 Team Tag Team Gauntlet Match with the winners facing the Pop Icons at November Pain for the belts. How does that sound?
Faith: Well we earn our way to the gold in the past and next week will be no different! By November Pain, the Women’s Tag Team belts return to the Vampire Slayers!
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. John McClane, 50 Cent and “Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von in a Fatal Four Way Match via pinfall when Rolfe pinned McClane after the Codebreaker to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Internet Championship. Before the match, EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti joined Wade Needham and Bobby Spade for guest commentary for the match.
A video graphic airs promoting The Franchise Victory Celebration for later tonight.
Team G4 (Making their EMW debut) def. Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian via pinfall when Morgan Webb pinned Kardashian after the X-Play (X-Factor). During the match, Wade & Spade mentioned that Team G4 and the team of Carmen Electra & Kim Kardashian will be apart of the Women’s Tag Team Gauntlet Match next week on ShowTime.
In the back, EMW World Tag Team Champions Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia are walking through a section backstage and heading to the ring. Then we see Jay & Silent Bob heading to the ring through a different section. Then we see The Street Fighters heading to the ring through another section of the backstage area. The Three Way Dance for the EMW World Tag Team Championship is up next.
The Street Fighters def. EMW World Tag Team Champions Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia and Jay & Silent Bob in a Three Way Dance to become the NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions.
Order Of Elimination
-- Jay & Silent Bob eliminated by Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia via pinfall when Carlos Mencia pinned Silent Bob after the Dee Dee Dee Elbow.
-- Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia eliminated by The Street Fighters via pinfall when Ken Masters pinned Dave Chappelle after the “Hadoken” 450 Splash.
In the back, Torrie Wilson interviewed NEW EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters.
Torrie: Street Fighters, last Sunday you two were on opposite sides of the ring in a Lethal Lottery tag team match and now you two are once again the EMW World Tag Team Champions.
Ken: Torrie, last Sunday we tested each other in the Lethal Lottery match and tonight we get the reward! We are now the EMW World Tag Team Champions once again.
Ryu: We got the gold now and this time around, we will face the best and beat the best and make sure we keep these belts for a long time. We are not going to overlook any team and take on all comers. Get use to this site everyone because we are not going to let go of these belts for a long time!
EMW Internet Champion Tommy Vercetti def. Dane Cook via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher in a non-title match. During the match, “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe arrived on the entrance stage to scout the match.
“The Masterpiece” Chris Masters (Making his EMW ShowTime debut) def. McLovin via submission with The Masterlock (Full Nelson Submission).
In the back, Russell Brand interviewed EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Pop Icons.
Brand: Britney…Christina…Next week, there will be a Four Team Gauntlet Match to determine who will face you two at November Pain for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship. Is there any team in particular that you hope will face you for the belts at November Pain.
Christina: Does it look like we really care, Russell. We are the hottest looking tag team in EMW and we got the belts to prove that we are the best in EMW. These four other hag tag teams can fight till they are ash. The truth is that at November Pain, we will feast on the leftovers and still walk out the Women’s Tag Team Champions.
Britney: It’s very simple; there is no Women’s Tag Team that is even in our level. We really don’t care who wins because we will crush their hopes and dreams at becoming the Women’s Tag Team Champions at November Pain. Because we are The Pop Icons…The EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions…Be envious!
From the broadcast booth, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade announced the official theme song to EMW November Pain.
Wade: We are LIVE! From the sold out Honda Center in Anaheim, California and we are proud to announce that the official theme song for EMW November Pain will be “Shackler’s Revenge” by Guns N’ Roses from their long awaited new album, Chinese Democracy which will be exclusive to Best Buy on November 23rd!
Spade: Speaking of November Pain, the event will take place in the legendary Madison Square Garden in my hometown of New York City Sunday November 23rd and it is sponsored by WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2009 for the Playstation 2, Playstation 3, XBOX 360, Nintendo DS and the PSP.
Wade: Here’s the trailer to this awesome game from THQ!
In the ring, preparations are being set up for the Franchise Celebration Party as the red carpet is being set up in the ring and decorations are being put on the ring ropes and the ring posts.
In the back, The Franchise (2009 Throwdown Royale winner Barry Bonds, Michael Jordan, NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens and Brooke Adams) is heading to the ring. Owens, Bonds and Jordan are wearing tuxedos with Owens having the EMW World title belt around his waist while Brooke is wearing a silk black dress which the top showed some massive cleavage. The Franchise Celebration Party is up next.
The Franchise (NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens, 2009 Throwdown Royale winner Barry Bonds & Michael Jordan with Brooke Adams) make their way to the ring for The Franchise Celebration Party as pyro shoot up behind them and gold confetti rain on the packed crowd in Anaheim as the crowd is booing them loudly. Owens has the microphone and then addressed the crowd.
Owens: Ladies and gentlemen, The Franchise would like to welcome you to The Franchise Celebration Party. Now this is a very special occasion and believe me with your Anaheim Ducks not doing so well and your precious LA Angels choking in the ALDS so you guys defently needed someone to celebrate for and we are the individuals to do it! You know, I’m not the type of man to tell you “I Told You So” but…I TOLD YOU SO! I told you all that I was going to leave LA as the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and not a damn soul believed me. The truth is I had myself an insurance policy in form of 6 time NBA Champion, 5 time NBA MVP Michael Jordan and the winner of this year’s Throwdown Royale, the home run king himself, Barry Bonds. In the ring we have a collection of the best of the best alongside with the hottest woman WWE threw away, you got THE FRANCHISE! Now with Barry Bonds and I are going to main event MegaBrawl 3, we have insurance that I will remain the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for a long, long time. Oh and as for the former champion Blade. I know everyone wants to see a rematch between Blade and myself for the title, but don’t get your hopes up, Day Walker. If you would look at the contract for the fight that was approved by my lawyers, it says something about…NO REMATCH!
Blade makes his way to the ring. As Blade arrived in the ring, Al and Bud Bundy arrived from the crowd and attacked Barry Bonds and Michael Jordan while Blade and Owens brawled in the ring. The Bundys continued their brawl with Bonds and Jordan in the back as Blade and Owens continue to brawl in the ring with Blade getting the upperhand and then Blade threw Owens to the outside. Blade follows Owens on the outside and then whips him to the ring steps. Blade then gets out the steel chair and then sends it to the ring. Blade then brings Owens back to the ring. Blade then hits Owens with The Day Walker DDT onto the steel chair as the crowd went nuts. Blade then stands over a fallen Terrell Owens in the ring as the crowd goes insane over what has happened as Blade’s music booms through the PA system. Blade then exits the ring and on his way to the back.
“Misirlou” hits as “Mr. Money In The Bank” Jules Winnfield arrives with a referee. Once Jules arrived in the ring, he hands the suitcase to the referee and informed ring announcer Michael Buffer. Buffer then announced that Jules Winnfield is cashing in the Money in the Bank and the EMW World title match will happen right now.
Jules Winnfield def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens via pinfall in 0:07 after the Inglewood Jack to become the NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion. At the start of the match, Jules picked up Owens and hits the Inglewood Jack and then pinned Owens for the win. After the match, Jules Winnfield celebrated the title win as Owens rolls out of the ring as the fans go nuts as the show concludes for this week.