Post by theoc71 on Nov 8, 2011 23:25:24 GMT -8
EMW Wired
Friday June 6th, 2008
Toyota Center
Houston, Texas
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired. They announced tonight will have a huge 6 Man Tag Team Match as EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy & EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee take on Michael Jordan, Terrell Owens & “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe.
Al Bundy def. The Sandman and Jack Sparrow in a Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Bundy pinned Sparrow after the Bundy Slam to represent EMW Wired in the Brand Supremacy Match against EMW ShowTime’s Tony Montana at Extreme Homecoming. After the match, Tony Montana came from the crowd and attacked Bundy from behind. Montana then hits Bundy with the Scarface Stabber. Montana then got into Bundy’s face and said, “See you at Anaheim, you cockroach!” Montana then leaves the ring as Bundy slowly gets to his feet and stares at Montana with a mean glare on his face.
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In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers about defending the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship against Christina Aguilera and a partner of her choosing at Extreme Homecoming. Buffy said, “Last week, Christina beat me to get the title shot. That’s all right because Faith and I always look forward to new competition. At Extreme Homecoming, in the same location where we first won these belts, we are going to hang onto the belts and prove why we are the best Women’s Tag Team in EMW.” Faith then said, “It doesn’t matter who Christina brings with her as her partner because the results will be the same. We walk into Anaheim the champs, we leave Anaheim the champs and there’s no one that can prove us different!”
Trish Stratus vs. Paris Hilton ended in a no contest when Jessica Simpson viciously attacked Trish Stratus from behind as Trish was heading to the ring. Afterwards, Jessica got into Trish’s face and said, “You should know not to stick your nose in my business, Trish! That was a sample of what I’m going to do to you at Extreme Homecoming!” Jessica then leaves as medical officials checked on Trish.
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In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed EMW Owner Theo Clardy who announced that there’s a change in the Jessica Simpson vs. Trish Stratus match tonight due to what happened earlier tonight. Clardy announced that Ashlee Simpson will be in the corner of Trish Stratus in the match between Trish Stratus and Jessica Simpson at Extreme Homecoming. Then Theo announced that if Jessica hurts Ashlee and her baby, Jessica will be fired and arrested by Anaheim Police.
Raven def. Ace Ventura in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall after the Evenflow DDT. After the match, The Sandman arrived and attacked Raven with his trademark Singapore Cane. Sandman said that he and Raven had been in many wars back in the old ECW. He said that Raven took Sandman’s Wife and kid in the process. Sandman then said that he accepts Raven’s Challenge at Extreme Homecoming. Sandman then drank a beer and then went to the crowd to celebrate.
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In the back, Terrell Owens, Michael Jordan and “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe is seen discussing strategy on tonight’s six man tag team main event match.
John McClane def. Marsellus Wallace in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Die Hard Driver.
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In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed John McClane about winning his Money In The Bank Qualifying Match. McClane said, “My whole life as been a battle and that at Extreme Homecoming, I’m heading into the biggest battle of my life…A battle I can win. At Extreme Homecoming, I will walk out as Mr. Money In The Bank!”
Kelly Bundy def. Stripperella in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Bundy Bounce Facebuster.
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Agent 47 def. Slash in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Code Of Silence.
In the back, a split screen is shown of Stripperella and Kim Kardashian heading to the ring through different corridors as they will be in the next Women’s Money in The Bank Qualifying Match up next.
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Stripperella def. Kim Kardashian in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Lap Dance.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy ran down the card so far for Extreme Homecoming:
-- Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match: EMW World Heavyweight Champion vs. EMW Universal Champion
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Blade © vs. Michael Jordan
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © vs. Terrell Owens
-- EMW Internet Championship: EMW Intercontinental Champion vs. EMW United States Champion
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: Bruce Lee © vs. “Angry Video Game” James Rolfe
-- EMW United States Championship: Rocky Balboa © vs. Tommy Vercetti
-- Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship: EMW Women’s Champion vs. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion
-- EMW Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Lindsay Lohan © vs. Carmen Electra vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship 6 Team Gauntlet Match: The Street Fighters © vs. Jay & Silent Bob vs. The New Gangstas vs. Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle vs. Shady Aftermath vs. Jackass
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Vampire Slayers © vs. Christina Aguilera & A Mystery Partner
-- Extreme Rules Match: The Sandman vs. Raven
-- Brand Supremacy Match: Tony Montana (EMW ShowTime) vs. Al Bundy (EMW Wired)
-- Revenge Match: Trish Stratus with Ashlee Simpson vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Men’s Money In The Bank Match: John McClane vs. Agent 47 vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
-- Women’s Money In The Bank Match: Stripperella vs. Kelly Bundy vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
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Michael Jordan, Terrell Owens & “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade, EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy & EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee with Brooke Adams via pinfall when Jordan pinned Blade after the 23 Kick after Blade hits Rolfe with the Day Walker DDT. After the match, Rolfe knocked out Lee with a vicious steel chair shot and Owens hit Bundy with the Playmaker on the rampway. Jordan, Owens and Rolfe then celebrated in the ring to end the show for this week.
