Post by theoc71 on Nov 8, 2011 22:41:13 GMT -8

EMW ShowTime
Wednesday June 4th, 2008
American Airlines Center
Dallas, Texas
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade welcomes everyone to EMW ShowTime. They announced tonight’s main event will a first in EMW history because it will be the first time the EMW World Heavyweight Champion and the EMW Universal Champion will team up in tag team action as Blade and Bud Bundy will take on their respective opponents at Extreme Homecoming, Michael Jordan & Terrell Owens. They also announced that there will be Three Way Dance between “The Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe, Jules Winfield & Simon Cowell to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Intercontinental Championship.
Jackass def. Jay & Silent Bob via pinfall when Bam Margera pinned Silent Bob via pinfall after the BAMsault. After the match, Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia ran into the ring and attacked Jackass from behind. Mencia hits Johnny Knoxville with a vicious steel chair shot while Dave Chappelle knocked out Margera with a lead pipe. Security then ran in to pull Chappelle and Mencia away from Knoxville and Margera.
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In the back, EMW Owner Theo Clardy is talking with EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold until Tony Montana approached them. Montana said, “Hey, boss or should I say bosses! Word on the street is that at EMW Extreme Homecoming, there’s a match for brand supremacy." Montana then said that he wants to be involved representing EMW ShowTime. Gold said that he would have to earn that spot as Montana would have to take on Marcus Cor Von tonight.
Trish Stratus def. Candy Cane via pinfall after the Stratusfaction Bulldog. After the match, Trish got a microphone and mentioned Jessica Simpson’s tasteless act to her sister Ashlee last week. Trish then challenges Jessica Simpson to a match at Extreme Homecoming.
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“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. Jules Winfield and Simon Cowell in a Three Way Dance to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Intercontinental Championship.
Order Of Elimination:
-- Simon Cowell eliminated by Jules Winfield via pinfall after the Inglewood Jack.
-- Jules Winfield eliminated by James Rolfe via pinfall after the Angry Spear.
After the match, EMW Intercontinental Champion Bruce Lee ran in the ring and attacked Rolfe. Both men brawled in the ring with Lee getting better of the brawl. Lee went for the Dragon DDT, but Rolfe escapes and quickly exits the ring. Both men exchanged words as Rolfe heads to the back.
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Tony Montana def. “The Alpha Male” Marcus Cor Von via pinfall after the Scarface Stabber to represent EMW ShowTime in the Brand Supremacy match at Extreme Homecoming.
In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead was interviewing EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters with Chun Li. Suddenly, Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia attacked the champions from behind and then security arrived to pull Chappelle and Mencia off of The Street Fighters.
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“Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding & Carmen Electra def. EMW Women’s Champion Lindsay Lohan & Fergie via pinfall when Fielding pinned Fergie after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash.
In the back, EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold confronted Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia about their recent actions tonight and announced that they will face The New Gangstas in an Extreme Rules Match and the match is NEXT!
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Dave Chappelle & Carlos Mencia def. The New Gangstas in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when Mencia pinned Ice Cube when Shady Aftermath interfered in the match and Eminem hits the ghetto blaster through the table. Mencia crawled over and pinned Cube for the pinfall win afterwards.
In the back, Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviews EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade. Winstead asked Blade if he can trust Bud Bundy tonight based on the fact that he can possibly face him to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion at Extreme Homecoming. Blade said that he’s only focusing on tonight on the tag team main event and that he can trust Bud Bundy. Blade then continued, “But, if Bud’s dumb enough to cross me this close to Extreme Homecoming, he’ll learn the hard way not to cross The Day Walker.”
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham & Bobby Spade runs down the card so far for EMW Extreme Homecoming:
-- Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match: EMW World Heavyweight Champion vs. EMW Universal Champion
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Blade © vs. Michael Jordan
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © vs. Terrell Owens
-- EMW Internet Championship: EMW Intercontinental Champion vs. EMW United States Champion
-- EMW Intercontinental Championship: Bruce Lee © vs. “Angry Video Game” James Rolfe
-- EMW United States Championship: Rocky Balboa © vs. Winner of Vercetti/Raven/Wallace
-- Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship: EMW Women’s Champion vs. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion
-- EMW Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Lindsay Lohan © vs. Carmen Electra vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Hilary Duff © vs. Rose McGowan vs. Lara Croft
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship 6 Team Gauntlet Match: The Street Fighters © vs. Jay & Silent Bob vs. The New Gangstas vs. Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle vs. Shady Aftermath vs. Jackass
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Vampire Slayers © vs. Christina Aguilera & A Mystery Partner
Brand Supremacy Match: Tony Montana (EMW ShowTime) vs. EMW Superstar representing EMW Wired
-- *Just Announced* Trish Stratus vs. Jessica Simpson
Wade Needham & Bobby Spade also announced that the third theme for EMW Extreme Homecoming is “We Made It” by Busta Rhymes feat. Linkin Park from Busta Rhymes latest album, “Blessed” in stores July 1st.
Shady Aftermath with Vida Guerra vs. EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters with Chun Li a non-title match ended in a no contest when The New Gangstas attacked Shady Aftermath from behind as Shady Aftermath was making their way to the ring. In the ring, Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle attacked The Street Fighters from behind as Vida Guerra and Chun Li were fighting on the outside. Jackass ran in and attacked Chappelle and Mencia as the fight between Shady Aftermath and The New Gangstas spilled to the ring. Jay & Silent Bob then ran in the ring and now all six teams are brawling in the ring. ASWL Security and Phoenix Police arrived to the ring to separate the six teams.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Blade & EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams def. Terrell Owens & Michael Jordan via pinfall when Blade pinned Owens after the Day Walker DDT. After the match, Bud Bundy picked up his EMW Universal Championship and then he picked up the EMW World Heavyweight title. Bundy looked at both belts and then Blade turned round and sees Bundy with the two belts. Bundy and Blade had a staredown and then Bundy handed the World title to Blade. Bundy then tells Blade, “Here’s your title…For Now!” Bundy then leaves the ring with Brooke as Blade looks on to end the show.