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EMW Wired
Friday May 30th, 2008
Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Uniondale, New York
The show begins with EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler in her office. Stacy announced that tonight’s main event is a Four Way Dance to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal Championship. It will be Al Bundy vs. Tommy Vercetti vs. Terrell Owens vs. The Sandman. Stacy reminded everyone that whoever’s the EMW Universal Champion in the title match at Extreme Homecoming will face the EMW World Heavyweight Champion later in the night to determine the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
Christina Aguilera def. EMW Women’s Tag Team Champion Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers with Faith Lehane via pinfall after the Candyman Drop. With Christina’s win, she and a partner of her choosing will face The Vampire Slayers for the EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship at Extreme Homecoming.
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Rose McGowan def. Paris Hilton and Bloodrayne in an EMW Vixxxen’s Championship Qualifying Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Rose pinned Hilton after the Rose’s Thorn.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Al Bundy about the Four Way Dance to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal Championship. Al said that he was close to becoming the first EMW Universal Champion, but his son was the better man that night. Al said, “Well this time it will be different, I haven’t been more focused than I have ever been and tonight, I will become the #1 Contender and prove to my son who the better man is when I become the Universal Champion and then at the end of Extreme Homecoming become the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Vercetti…Sandman…T.O….LET’S ROCK!”
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EMW United States Champion Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed def. Jack Sparrow via pinfall after the Widow Maker to retain the United States Championship.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Terrell Owens who said that he still has some unfinished business with Bud Bundy and his girlfriend Brooke. T.O. said that he will win the Four Way Dance and become the #1 Contender for the Universal title then become the Universal Champion at Extreme Homecoming and cap off the night by being the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion!
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Lara Croft def. Kelly Bundy and Selene in an EMW Vixxxen’s Championship Qualifying Triple Threat Match via pinfall when Croft pinned Selene after the Tomb Raider Drop.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Tommy Vercetti who said that since the Brand Extension, he had been given many roadblocks in his road to the EMW Universal Championship. Vercetti said tonight, there will be no roadblocks and no excuses and he will be the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal Championship tonight and it’s the first step in becoming the Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
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EMW Owner Theo Clardy is in the ring along with Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz. Ashlee announced that the scheduled match between Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson has been postponed indefinitely due to the fact that Ashlee Simpson is expecting her first child and has asked for her maternity leave. Jessica Simpson then arrived to the ring and told Ashlee that she’s using her “pregnancy” as an excuse for avoiding the match and another attempt to steal Jessica’s spotlight. Ashlee said that Jessica should be happy for this moment. Jessica then replied, “The only thing I should be happy for is this…” Jessica then slaps Ashlee across the face and then Jessica leaves the ring smiling at what she has done has the crowd booed her loudly.
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Raven def. McLovin in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when after the Raven Effect DDT on the steel chair. After the match, Raven issued an open invitational Hardcore Match at Extreme Homecoming.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed The Sandman who said that he’s going to get Extreme in the Four Way Dance and become the #1 Contender for the Universal Championship. Sandman then opens a beer that drinks it and bashed the can into the forehead and spit the beer into the camera before he left.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy ran down the card so far for EMW Extreme Homecoming.
-- Undisputed EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match: EMW World Heavyweight Champion vs. EMW Universal Champion
-- EMW World Heavyweight Championship: Blade © vs. Michael Jordan
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © vs. Winner Of Tonight’s Four Way Dance
-- Undisputed EMW Women’s Championship: EMW Women’s Champion vs. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion
-- EMW Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Lindsay Lohan © vs. Carmen Electra vs. “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship Triple Threat Match: Hilary Duff © vs. Rose McGowan vs. Lara Croft
-- EMW World Tag Team Championship 6 Team Gauntlet Match: The Street Fighters © vs. Jay & Silent Bob vs. The New Gangstas vs. Carlos Mencia & Dave Chappelle vs. Shady Aftermath vs. Jackass
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Vampire Slayers © vs. Christina Aguilera & A Mystery Partner
In the back, A four way spit screen shows Terrell Owens, Al Bundy, Tommy Vercetti & The Sandman making their way to the ring through different arena corridors. The EMW Universal Championship #1 Contender’s Four Way Dance is up next.
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Terrell Owens def. Tommy Vercetti, Al Bundy & The Sandman in a Four Way Dance to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Universal Champion.
Order Of Elimination:
-- The Sandman eliminated by Tommy Vercetti via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher.
-- Al Bundy eliminated by Terrell Owens via pinfall after the Playmaker.
-- Tommy Vercetti eliminated by Terrell Owens via pinfall after the Playmaker after a Low Blow behind the referee’s back when Vercetti went for the Vice City Crusher.
After the match, Owens stared at EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy and Brooke Adams at the Broadcast booth where Bud and Brooke where joining Fredrick James Francis & Ron Burgundy for guest commentary. Owens pointed to Bundy and did the “I Want The Belt” motion and said, “The belt is mine!” Then he points to Brooke Adams and blew her a kiss which had Bud leaving the broadcast booth and running to the ring. Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens brawled in the middle of the ring until Michael Jordan ran in and joined Owens in beating up Bud Bundy until the lights went out in the arena. When they came back on, Blade was in the ring and fights Owens and Jordan. Bud Bundy recovered and helped Blade in fighting Jordan and Owens until security runs in the ring to break up the fight to end the show.