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EMW Wired
Thursday April 30th, 2008
Air Canada Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
EMW Wired begins with a shot of Stacy Keibler’s long legs as the cameras pan up and shows EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler looking right at the camera. Stacy then said, “Did I get your attention?!” Stacy laughs and then continues, “Since I’ve been EMW Wired General Manager, I promised the fans that you will get the biggest action with EMW’s top stars in the biggest matches in EMW history. Tonight, you will not be disappointed as Bud Bundy will defend the EMW Universal title against a man that fans have said had been screwed out of his chance to become the EMW Universal Champion on many occasions, Tommy Vercetti!”
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired.
EMW Women’s Tag Team Champion Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers def. Selene via pinfall after the Sunnydale DDT. Before the match, it was announced that Faith Lehane and Bloodrayne are banned from ringside as ordered by EMW Wired General Manager Stacy Keibler.
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Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed are in the ring for Rocky’s first “Blast from the Past” Challenge. Then his opponent for the night was introduced…CLUBBER LANG!
Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed def. Clubber Lang via pinfall after the Widow Maker.
Rose McGowan returns to EMW…At Ruthless Intentions!
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Hilary Duff def. Lara Croft via pinfall after the Unprettier to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Vixxxen’s Championship. Before the match, EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lita joined Francis and Burgundy for guest commentating for the match. Lara Croft was reviled as the mystery opponent for Hilary Duff.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviewed Tommy Vercetti. Vercetti said that he thanked Stacy for giving him the chance of a lifetime. Vercetti then said that he respects him and is proud that he is champion, but his 15 minutes of fame is up tonight. Then Vercetti said that if Raven even dares get in his way this week, he’s going to take Raven out before Ruthless Intentions.
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Marsellus Wallace def. The Sandman via pinfall when Agent 47 interfered while the referee was paying attention to Wallace then Agent 47 hits the Code Of Silence to Sandman. Agent 47 then leaves through the crowd as Wallace quickly covered Sandman for the pinfall win.
In the back, Joy Giovanni interviews EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams about defending the EMW Universal title tonight against Tommy Vercetti. Bud said, “Well since I’ve won this title, no one said that keeping the belt would be easy because you become a marked man. Everyone is gunning after what you have earned for. Tonight, I face a man that is a true legend, Tommy Vercetti. I’ve told you in the past that if our paths crossed, I will not hold back and I know you would do the same. I respect what you have done in Slam n’ Jam, NGW, UWO and what you have done here in EMW, but you will find out tonight that respect means nothing and it’s all about the EMW Universal title. As for the #1 Contender for the Universal title, Terrell Owens. Yes, he’s cocky, arrogant and too much of himself, but he has proven to be a big player in EMW Wired and I will not take him lightly. Yes, my journey to keep the EMW Universal title will not be easy, but I’m not going down without a fight. I promise you that!”
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EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow is in the ring for Sparrow’s first “Blast from the Past” Challenge. Then his opponent for the night was introduced…LINK!
EMW United States Champion Jack Sparrow def. Link via pinfall after the Black Pearl Slam after escaping Link’s attempt at the ZDT.
In the back, Ace Ventura arrived in Stacy Keibler’s office and asked why he hasn’t been showcased on EMW Wired as of late. Stacy said that in her reign as Wired General Manager, every star will have a chance to prove themselves and Ace is one of them. Stacy then books a match up next between Ace Ventura and making his EMW in-ring debut, Raven.
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Raven def. Ace Ventura in a Raven’s Rules Match via pinfall after the Evenflow DDT on the steel chair. Before the match, Raven said in order for him to compete in EMW Wired, all of his matches would be under Raven’s Rules. Raven then announced that his match will be No Disqualification.
In the back, Terrell Owens is making his way to the ring; He’s in action against Terry Bogard up next.
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Terrell Owens def. Terry Bogard via pinfall after the Playmaker. During the match, there was a split screen of Bud Bundy and Tommy Vercetti watching the match on their monitors in their locker rooms.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy run down the complete card so far for EMW Ruthless Intentions.
-- EMW Universal Championship: Bud Bundy © with Brooke Adams vs. Winner of The 6 Way Dance
-- EMW United States Championship: Jack Sparrow © vs. Rocky Balboa
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship: Lita © vs. Hilary Duff
-- Philadelphia Street Fight: Tommy Vercetti vs. Raven
-- John McClane vs. Al Bundy
-- Christina Aguilera vs. Jessica Simpson
-- Rose McGowan’s EMW Return
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EMW Universal Champion Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams vs. Tommy Vercetti for the EMW Universal Championship ended in a no contest when Raven, Al Bundy and Terrell Owens interfered and attacked both Bundy and Vercetti. John McClane ran in to make the save for Bud Bundy and Tommy Vercetti. Bud, Vercetti and McClane cleared the ring of Raven, Owens and Al Bundy. Bud Bundy then extended his hand to Vercetti and Vercetti shook his hand. Then, Bud Bundy, Tommy Vercetti and John McClane celebrate in the ring to end the show.
