Post by theoc71 on Sept 29, 2011 23:51:39 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday September 30th, 2011
XCel Energy Center
St. Paul, Minnesota
The show begins with highlights of last week's Four Way Dance for the EMW World Women's Championship in where Megan Fox became the NEW EMW World Women's Champion and then "Narcissist" Blossom arrives and attacks Megan Fox then Kim Kardashian runs in and cashes in her Golden Destiny suitcase and defeated Megan Fox to become the new EMW World Women's Champion.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner and Founder of Extreme Madness Wrestling...THEO CLARDY!!!
Clardy enters the ring and then Garcia hands Clardy the microphone and Clardy addresses the crowd.
Theo Clardy: Now for those that saw last week's show, we saw an amazing Four Way Dance for the EMW World Women's Championship between four of the top Starlets in EMW today. In the end, Megan Fox became the EMW World Women's Champion. But then, that's when the weird stuff started to go down as "Narcissist" Blossom came from the crowd and attack Megan Fox after a hard fought match. Now I had nothing to do with the incident and like I said on EMW ShowTime, the NIWA had nothing to do with what happened last week. Now tonight, I have invited "Narcissist" Blossom to appear (points to ring) in this very ring to explain her actions. Now out of all of this, we did have a NEW EMW World Women's Champion and it is this woman...
NEW EMW World Women's Champion Kim Kardashian arrives on the entrance stage and holds up the EMW World Women's Title belt to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd as Clardy leaves the ring and goes to the back. Kardashian enters the ring and grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.
Kim Kardashian: Weeks ago, I had said that I will become the EMW World Women's Champion by any means neccesary and last week I did exactly that...I saw the chance and I took advantage and like it or not...I AM THE NEW EMW WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!! (Kardashian holds the title up as the crowd boos loudly) Now you people can boo all you want but if you had a chance to take advantage of the situation in front of you, would you take it?! You probably would not because you would rather be stuck in your nothing happening jobs, with your nothing happening lives and being in this nothing happening town called St. Paul! (Crowd boos) As for me, I would take it in a heartbeat and I did just that! Besides, I am the perfect representive for the EMW Starlets Brand...Just look at me, I am the woman all men want and all the women want to be. Plus, I made EMW history last week because you had past Women's Champions like Trish Stratus...Lindsay Lohan...Blaze Fielding...Laura Croft...It took them months upon years to become the EMW World Women's Champion...But for me...it took only 4 weeks! (Crowd boos) Now tonight I defend the EMW World Women's Championship against the former champion Kelly Bundy...Now Kelly...Back in the 90's you were a big deal, but now I am the new Big Deal and tonight I will beat you so bad, you will be more worst off then the rest of your family and I will still be YOUR EMW World Women's Champion!!!
Kim Kardashian smiles as the crowd boos her loudly as she leaves the ring and heads to the back as later tonight, Kardashian makes her first ever EMW World Women's title defense against the former champion Kelly Bundy.
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Rodeo Drive (Aisha & Dixie Clemets) attack Molly Holly after Molly Holly defeating Dixie Clemets and then "The Future Legend" Melissa Anderson & Gina Carano ran in to make the save.[/center]
Gina Carano with "The Future Legend" Melissa Anderson def. Aisha with Dixie Clemets via submission with The Conviction (Hell's Gate) after a miscommunication between Aisha and Dixie Clemets. After the match, Carano and Anderson leaves as Dixie helps Aisha to her feet and then Aisha shoves Dixie down and yells at her for her mistake. Both women go face to face and then Aisha slaps Dixie across the face and that pissed off Dixie and she had her hand clinched for Dixie to hit Aisha but then Aisha reminds Dixie of her Family farm and then Dixie's hands unclinched and she hangs her head down and then Aisha and Dixie leave the ring and head to the back to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
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An advertisment is shown for this Saturday's NIWA Saturday Night Showdown where it will be Match #3 of the Best Of 7 Series for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship as The Princesses take on The Vampire Slayers.
Melina def. Claire Bennete via pinfall after the Primal Scream. Before the match, EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele joins Erin Andrews and Jessica Chobot at the broadcast booth for guest commentary. It was announced that Melina will have an EMW Starlets Championship Match against Riley Steele next week.
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Footage was shown from yesterday afternoon at an Autograph signing where Bustice and Super Stacy were at a local mall signing autographs until Scorpina and Dark Queen approached them and challenged them to a match on EMW Starlets in which if they beat Bustice and Super Stacy, they would have to unmask. Bustice and Super Stacy accepts and then adds in that if Bustice and Super Stacy win then Dark Queen and Scorpina would be goone from EMW for 60 Days in which Scorpina and Dark Queen accept.
Bustice & Super Stacy def. Dark Queen & Scorpina via pinfall when Bustice pinned Scorpina after the Big Bust from the top rope. Due to the win and the pre-match stipulation, Dark Queen & Scorpina must leave EMW for 60 Days. After the match, Bustice & Super Stacy celebrate the win at ringside as in the ring, it's setting in with Scorpina and Dark Queen that they are gone from EMW for 60 days and they are pissed over what has happened.
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Crimson Viper with Chun-Li def. Sasha Grey with Katy Perry via pinfall after the Burning Kick. After the match, Katy Perry attacked Crimson Viper from behind. Chun-Li then arrived to make the save but then Olivia Munn and Sonya Blade ran in and attacked Crimson Viper and Chun-Li making it a 4 on 2 attack and then Cammy White came from the crowd and went to the top rope and hits Sasha Grey with a Missile Dropkick and then Sakura Kasugano came from the crowd and went to the top rope and hits Katy Perry with a Flying Spin Kick. Chun-Li and Crimson Viper then get to their feet and then them, Cammy and Sakura cleaned house on The Lady Horsemen and then the Lady Horsemen made a quick exit out of the ring as Chun-Li, Crimson Viper, Cammy and Sakura stood tall in the ring. Then Sara Underwood enters the ring to interview them.
Sara Underwood: Ladies, it seems to me that you four have proved your point against The Lady Horsemen here tonight. But Cammy...Sakura...You two are apart of the NIWA, can you explain to us why you are here to help Chun-Li and Crimson Viper tonight.
Cammy White: Sara, throughout our time in the NIWA, me and Sakura were at the outside looking in. But now we are joined by Crimson Viper and Chun-Li and that is bad news for The Lady Horsemen.
Sakura Kasugano: Lady Horsemen, take a good look at what happened here tonight because there's a new team in town. The days of you four running havoc on EMW Starlets has come to an end because now you no longer have the numbers game protecting you!
Chun-Li: What you saw was only the start of what's to come for you, Lady Horsemen. This group that has been formed in this ring right now is a gang of sisters fighting for what is right and fighting the wrongs here in EMW...This group is simply known as the STREET FIGHTER SISTERHOOD! Olivia...Katy...Sonya...Sasha...We are hunting for some Lady Horsemen!!!
Crimson Viper: Before the match, me and Chun-Li were talking to Jill Valentine about bringing Cammy and Sakura in on a joint contract and it was approved and now Lady Horsemen, we are taking matters in our own hands and when it's all said and done, we will rid EMW of the disease known as The Lady Horsemen!!!
Crimson Viper's music hits as Sara leaves the ring and then The Street Fighter Sisterhood celebrate in the ring as The Lady Horsemen are frustrated on the entrance stage as they now found a new threat here in EMW.
Backstage, "Narcissist" Blossom is seen making her way to the ring to address the EMWNation about her actions last week up next.
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"Narcissist" Blossom arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..."NARCISSIST" BLOSSOM!!!
Blossom then enters the ring and grabs a microphone then addresses the crowd.
Blossom: To the ugly people known as the EMWNation...You are now witness to Perfection!!! (Crowd boos) Now, I know what you all have been wondering why I did what I did last week...The answer is simple...BECAUSE I CAN!!! (Crowd Boos) You people really think that the NIWA was the only leauge I can easily dominate?! You have to understand that no one is safe from me...Not NIWA...Not EMW...Not anyone is safe from me...Megan Fox, you are a nothng more then just a stepping stone in my path to complete domination over the NIWA and EMW. But I did that without breaking a sweat just like a couple of years ago when I beat you. Megan, you and everyone...
Megan Fox arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as the crowd cheers her loudly and then Fox begins to talk.
Megan Fox: Well, hello Blossom! Didn't reconize you without my back getting turned. Now I do know that you have this obession of getting every championship male and female in the NIWA and EMW. But if you think that I'm going to be your stepping stone then you are dumber than you look!
Blossom grins slyly and then replies.
Blossom: Megan...Megan...Megan...It seems that your mouth is getting in the way of logic. So my advice to you is simply walk to the back and just walk away!
The crowd boos as Megan Fox laughs it off and then replies.
Megan Fox: If you think I can just do as you say, not only are you dumb, but you are completly pathetic!
Blossom: Obviously, you are braver that I thought you would be.
Megan Fox: The thing is that I have changed a lot since the last time you and I met a couple of years ago.
Blossom: And so do I! While you are trying to win back these pathetic parasites, I was getting stronger and stronger by the minute...If you dont believe me, ask JTH...Ask Drew McIntyre...Ask Mr. Clean...As a matter of fact, ask the entire NIWA Male Roster!
Megan Fox: Blossom, you may bully everyone in the NIWA, but if you think you can bully me around than you are in for the biggest mistake of your life! You see, after last week, there was a lot of things that pissed me off and surprisingly enough Kim Kardashian wasn't one of them because what she did, I did the exact same thing to become the EMW World Women's Champion. Everyone that has got the Golden Destiny Suitcase or as it was known back then The Women's Money In The Bank, cashed it in and became the EMW World Women's Champion. Kim picked the right place and right time to do it and I don't blame her for it. What pissed me off is that you want to send a message through me and that is something I'm not cool with. I mean, people said that I had a big ego, looks like in the ring, we got a girl that came out from two limos, one for her and one for that overbloated ego of yours.
Blossom: You claim it to be ego, but to me it's confidence...The confidence that I am the most perfect woman in not only the NIWA but in EMW as well and the confidence that I will overpower both leauges (Snaps Fingers) just like that! What are you?! You are nothing more than an overrated actress that didn't get a good movie since being booted off the Transformers Franchise which in my opinion, you were NEVER good in the first place!
Megan Fox: Well at least I was relevant then and I'm still am now. When was the last time you were relevant?! I don't see people searching for Stuff Dolls of yourself and no offence to them, the rest of The Powerpuff Girls like they did 6 years ago. Now last week, you did something you should have never done and that's put your hands on me after I worked my ass off to become the EMW World Women's Champion for the second time. Now you told me that I'm an overrated actress, I'd rather be an overrated actress than to be a bully who acts tough when she uses her superpowers to push people around because deep down inside, you are not confident in yourself and that one day you will be exposed for the fake that you are! (Crowd cheers) But you know what, I'm done talking and from the way you look, you seem like you want to fight and guess what, I want to fight too! Lets see what it's like when you face me without my back turned!
Megan Fox then makes her way to the ring but then Security arrives at at ringside and barricades Fox from entering the ring as Blossom folds her arms and slyly grins and then Megan Fox speaks.
Megan Fox:Well, I'm not shocked! You have your little superpowers and such and yet when it comes to a fight, you had hired security to prevent me from kicking your ass! But there will be a time when your guard is down and believe me your guard will be down and I'm gonna getcha! It may be next week, it may be at NIWA Saturday Night Showdown, it could be at Throwdown Royale. But believe me, you will get your reciept and you will have to deal with me!
Megan Fox's music hits as Blossom waves bye to Fox and then Fox stares at Blossom with an angered look on her face and then she leaves.
Backstage, Kelly Bundy is seen making her way to the ring as she cashes in her rematch clause facing the NEW EMW World Women's Champion Kim Kardashian for the title up next.
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EMW World Women's Champion Kim Kardashian def. Kelly Bundy via pinfall after the Kardashian Krusher after Kelly Bundy's head hits the exposed turnbuckle. After the match, Kardashian continues to beat down Kelly Bundy and then Lindsay Lohan ran in to make the save. Lohan then went for the LiLoKO but Kardashian escapes and slides out of the ring. Kardashian then grabs the title belt and holds it up as Lohan checks on Bundy as the show concludes for this week.
"Not Again" by Staind from their album "Eyes Wide Open" Available Now is the official theme song for EMW Throwdown Royale 2K11.