Post by theoc71 on Sept 26, 2011 22:55:19 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday September 27th, 2011
Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota
The show begins with footage shown from last week of Tito Ortiz costing Chuck Norris his rematch for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.
In the ring, Theo Clardy has microphone in hand and addresses the crowd.
Theo Clardy: Ladies and gentlemen, I know that I want to keep buisness seperate between ShowTime and Starlets so each brand can get their own spotlight here in EMW, but there was something that happened last Friday that I just couldn't wait till Friday to bring up and that is what happened last Friday after the EMW World Women's Championship match where NIWA's Narcissist" Blossom came from the crowd, uninvited and attacked Megan Fox from behind and then it lead to Kim Kardashian cashing in her Golden Destiny suitcase and win the EMW World Women's Championship. Now, you think I would come out here and say that it was the doing of Mr. C.C. but I was given a phone call after Starlets and he told me that he had nothing to do with it and from what I have been seeing on NIWA lately, I just happen to agree with him. So I am here to announce that this Friday, I have allowed "Narcissist" Blossom to appear on EMW Starlets to address her actions from last Friday. Now, onto tonight, EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan has set up a great main event for everyone here in Minneapolis tonight as (Points to the ring) in this very ring, members of MMA Inc., the EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz and the EMW World Hevyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (Crowd Boos) as they face the team of Chuck Norris & "The Day Walker" Blade!!!
The crowd cheers at the announcement as Theo Clardy's music hits again and Theo leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Al Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring where he meets Theo Clardy and shakes his hand before the two men wen their seperate ways as Bundy is going to be in the first match of the night up next!
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Al Bundy def. Shredder via pinfall after the Bundy Slam. It was announced that both Al Bundy and Shredder will be involved in this year's Throwdown Royale Match where this year the field is expanded to 40 Superstars and the winner will get a main event World Heavyweight Title Shot at EMW MegaBrawl 5!
Backstage, EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan is talking to someone on the phone and then a UPS man appears with a package for Jordan. Jordan sees him and hangs up the phone.
UPS Guy: Mr. Jordan, this box is for you. (Gets out the clipboard with the confirmation paper.) Sign here, please.
Jordan then signs the paper and the UPS guy hands him the package.
Michael Jordan: Do you have any idea who is it from?!
UPS Guy: Well, it doesn't say.
Michael Jordan: Well, thanks and have a good day.
UPS Guy: You too.
The UPS Guy then leaves as Jordan opens the package to reveal a burnt Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls jersey and a note that reads "Remember..."
This puts a look of concern on Jordan's face as we head to commercial.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Discover*
Angry Joe becoming the EMW Cruiserweight Champion defeating Chris Brown at EMW Golden Destiny.[/center]
Chris Brown def. Will Smith, "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker and Impulse in a Four Corner Survival Match via pinfall when Chris Brown pinned Will Smith after the Kiss, Kiss to become the #1 Contender for the EMW Cruiserweight Championship. With the win, Chris Brown gets the title shot against EMW Cruiserweight Champion Angry Joe next week on EMW ShowTime. Before the match, Angry Joe joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary.
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*Throwdown Royale Rewind Sponsored by NBA 2K11*
Barry Bonds winning the 2008 Throwdown Royale Match on October 26th, 2008.[/center]
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) def. "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell & "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock via disqualification when The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi) ran in and attacked The Dudleys. Shamrock & Liddell then attacked The Marios then Liddell knocked on Mario with the Superman Punch and Shamrock locks Luigi with the Ankle Lock. Both Shamrock & Liddell leave the ring leaving The Dudleys and The Marios laying in the ring.
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Back from commercial, a replay is shown of The Mario Brothers's interference in the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship match and then the attack on The Mario's by MMA Inc.'s Chuck Liddell & Ken Shamrock after the match.
Backstage, Carson Daly approaches Ken Shamrock & Chuck Liddell for an interview.
Carson Daly: Guys...Guys...Can you...
Suddenly, Chuck Liddell knocks out Daly with the Superman Punch and then picks up the microphone then looks at the camera and speaks.
Chuck Liddell: Mario Brothers...If you think you can pull that crap here like you did in the NIWA then you are barking up the wrong tree! You guys found out what you get when you enter into the buisness of MMA Incorporated!!!
Liddell then hands the microphone to Ken Shamrock and then Shamrock speaks.
Ken Shamrock: Marios...Dudleys...You two think you're the only fish in the sea?! Well, these two sharks (points to himself and Liddell) has just entered your shores and we are going to devour you all and bring the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team belt to MMA Incorporated.
Liddell and Shamrock then leave as Officials check on Carson Daly.
King Budrick def. Tommy Vercetti after the Royal Stunner It was announced during the match that both Budrick and Vercetti are going to be in the 40 Superstar Throwdown Royale Match at the EMW Throwdown Royale Mega Event. It was then memtioned that the participants for the Throwdown Royale match will be Superstars from EMW, NIWA and a few surprise participants that will remain a secret until the time of the Throwown Royale match.
Backstage, Chuck Norris & "The Day Walker" Blade are seen discussing strategy and then make their way to the ring. Coming up next will be the Blockbuster Tag Team Main Event.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson & EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz with Jenna Jameson def. "The Day Walker" Blade & Chuck Norris via pinfall when Tito Ortiz pinned Chuck Norris after Norris hits Jackson with the Chuck Norris Kick but the momentum sends Rampage to the corner and Ortiz blind tags himself in as Jenna Jameson distracts Norris at ringside long enough for Ortiz to hit Norris with a Belly To Belly Suplex. After the match, Jackson, Ortiz and Jameson celebrate the win at ringside as Blade checks on Norris and for the second week in a row, Tito Ortiz gets the better of the legendary Chuck Norris as the show concludes this week.
"Not Again" by Staind from their album "Eyes Wide Open" Available Now is the official theme song for EMW Throwdown Royale 2K11.