Post by theoc71 on Sept 16, 2011 1:17:50 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday September 16th, 2011
The Palace of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, Michigan
The show begins with a recap from last week showing the Lady Horsemen's attack on Kelly Bundy and Megan Fox after the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship match where Bundy and Fox faced The Princesses.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Erin Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, we are two days away from Golden Destiny as we welcome you to EMW Starlets. Tonight, we come to you from the Palace of Auburn Hills! Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot at ringside!
Jessica Chobot: Last week, The Lady Horsemen sent a very impactful message to EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy and Megan Fox. Tonight, Bundy & Fox will have a chance at some payback as they face the other two members of The Lady Horsemen, Katy Perry & Sasha Grey!
Olivia Munn & Sonya Blade def. Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Carmen Electra after the A.O.T.C. (Attack Of The Clash). After the match, Munn and Sonya contiue their attack on Baywatch and then Sonya hits Pamela Anderson with the Kiss Of Doom. Munn & Sonya then hold their arms high in victory before leaving the ring and heading to the back.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Sponsored by K-Swiss*
Footage is shown of Bustice challenging Dark Queen last week on EMW Starlets.[/center]
Bustice def. Dark Queen via pinfall after the Toad Crusher after Scorpina arrived and distracted Bustice as she was going for the Big Bust. After the match, Dark Queen joins Scorpina at the rampway and celebrated as Bustice gets to her feet holding her neck and looks on with a angered look on her face.
Backstage, The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) and Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Princesses (Princess Daisy, Princess Peach & Princess Zelda) arrived at the GM Office and then EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine talks to the two teams.
Jill Valentine: So I know you must be wondering why I brought all of you here.
Princess Daisy: Well, i hope it is so that The Vampire Slayers tell us that they are backing out of the title match this Sunday.
Faith Lehane: You wish!
Jill Valentine: No Daisy, it is not that! I want to inform you two teams that your match this Sunday will NOT be for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship!
Crowd boos as The Vampire Slayers look to protest but Jill continues.
Jill Valentine: Now before you protest, Buffy & Faith. I have to explain why. The reason is that this Sunday you two teams will compete in Match 1 of a Best Of 7 Match series that will happen on EMW Starlets and NIWA Saturday Night Showdown. The first team to 4 Wins in the 7 Match series will become the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions!
Princess Zelda: Sounds good. Because it will be an easy 4 Match sweep of us and you two little Slayers (points to Buffy & Faith) and we will be the best Women's Tag Team In The World!!!
Jill Valentine: Now I have added one little thing...(Turns To The Princesses) and it concerns the three of you (points to The Princesses). Because in every one of those matches, there must be two Princesses competing against The Vampire Slayers and the third will be BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!!!
Peach/Daisy/Zelda: WHAT?!
The Vampire Slayers smiled as they leave and The Princesses tries to protest to Jill but Jill leaves and The Princesses look on none to happy about the news.
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Molly Holly & X-23 def. Melina & Paula Abdul via pinfall when Molly Holly pinned Paula Abdul after the Molly-Go-Round off the top rope. After the match, Melina attacks Paula Abdul and hits her with the Last Call. Afterwards, Melina called Paula a "Useless B**ch" before leaving to the ring and heading to the back.
Backstage, a split screen is shown of Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian making their way to the ring through seperate sections of the backstage area. Coming up next, it's Lohan vs. Kardashian for the first time ever.
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Lindsay Lohan def. Kim Kardashian via pinfall after the LiLoKO after escaping Kim Kardashian's attempt at the Kardashian Krusher. Throughout the entire match, the Women's Golden Destiny Suitcase is hanging above the ring. During the match, Lady Horsemen members Katy Perry & Sasha Grey are watching the match on a monitor at the Lady Horsemen's locker room, Chun-Li is watching the match on a monitor in the Women's Locker Room area and then Crimson Viper watching the match on a monitor at the Interview section backstage.
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Paris Hilton def. Becky via pinfall after the Hilton Drop. Before the match, EMW Starlets Champion Riley Steele joins Erin Andrews and Jessica Chobot for guest commentary. During the match, Jenna Haze stood at the entrance stage to scout the match.
A graphic is shown promoting that up next is the tag team main event as EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy & Megan Fox vs. The Lady Horsemen's Katy Perry & Sasha Grey.
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Back from commercial break, Erin Andrews and Jessica Chobot ran down the complete card for EMW Golden Destiny this Sunday LIVE! From The AllState Arena in Rosemont, Illinois.
EMW World Heavyweight Championship
Chuck Norris (c) vs. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy & Megan Fox vs. Olivia Munn & Sonya Blade
EMW Golden Destiny Ladder Match
Winner Gets EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match Good For One Year
Duke Nukem vs. King Budrick vs. "Angry Video Game Nerd James Rolfe vs. Goldar vs. Will Smith vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker
EMW Golden Destiny Ladder Match
Winner Gets EMW World Women's Championship Match Good For One Year
Lindsay Lohan vs. Katy Perry vs. Chun-Li vs. Sasha Grey vs. Crimson Viper vs. Kim Kardashian
EMW Internet Championship
"The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz with Jenna Jameson (c) vs. Terrell Owens
EMW Starlets Championship
Triple Threat Match
Riley Steele (c) vs. Jenna Haze vs. Paris Hilton
EMW Cruiserweight Championship
Chris Brown (c) vs. Angry Joe
Match #1 of The Best Of 7 Series
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship
The Princesses (Princess Daisy, Princess Daisy, Princess Zelda) (c) vs. The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane)
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship
The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) vs. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock & "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell with Ari Gold
Chuck Norris (c) vs. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy & Megan Fox vs. Olivia Munn & Sonya Blade
EMW Golden Destiny Ladder Match
Winner Gets EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match Good For One Year
Duke Nukem vs. King Budrick vs. "Angry Video Game Nerd James Rolfe vs. Goldar vs. Will Smith vs. "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker
EMW Golden Destiny Ladder Match
Winner Gets EMW World Women's Championship Match Good For One Year
Lindsay Lohan vs. Katy Perry vs. Chun-Li vs. Sasha Grey vs. Crimson Viper vs. Kim Kardashian
EMW Internet Championship
"The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz with Jenna Jameson (c) vs. Terrell Owens
EMW Starlets Championship
Triple Threat Match
Riley Steele (c) vs. Jenna Haze vs. Paris Hilton
EMW Cruiserweight Championship
Chris Brown (c) vs. Angry Joe
Match #1 of The Best Of 7 Series
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship
The Princesses (Princess Daisy, Princess Daisy, Princess Zelda) (c) vs. The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane)
Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship
The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) vs. "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock & "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell with Ari Gold
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy & Megan Fox def. Katy Perry & Sasha Grey via pinfall when Kelly Bundy pinned Sasha Grey after the Bundy Bounce. After the match, Olivia Munn and Sonya Blade runs in and attack Bundy and Fox. It then turns into a 4 on 2 beatdown until Chun-Li & Crimson Viper runs in to even the odds. Then Kim Kardashian runs in followed by Lindsay Lohan. Now we have the participants from the Women's Tag Team Main Event and the participants in the Women's Golden Destiny Match brawling in the ring then suddenly the Women's Golden Destiny slowly comes down from the rafters as the brawl continues as Starlets concludes this week.
"Monster" by Paramore from the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Soundtrack Available now is the official theme song for EMW Golden Destiny