Post by theoc71 on Sept 13, 2011 1:06:33 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday September 13th, 2011
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan
A video recap is shown of last week when EMW Owner Theo Clardy confronts MMA Inc. which leads to MMA Inc. coming after the EMW Owner until Chuck Norris, Blade, Al Bundy and Terrell Owens arrived to even the odds and MMA Inc. walking away.
We then go LIVE! As the camera pans throughout the sold out crowd at the Joe Louis Arena in Detriot, Michigan.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back the General Manager of EMW ShowTime...MICHAEL JORDAN!!!
EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrives on the entrance stage and looks at the crowd who gives Jordan a huge ovation of cheers and smiles as he makes his way to the ring. Jordan enters the ring and Ian hands Jordan the microphone and then Jordan begins to speak.
Michael Jordan: Thank you all for that warm reception and I would like to take time to thank all the great EMW Fans and a lot of the guys in the EMW Locker Room for their Get Well Wishes. Also, I would like to thank "The Day Walker" Blade for filling in for me during my recovery. Now about who actually came to my house and attacked me, as it was mentioned before I couldn't get a good look at the attacker and my memory is a bit foggy about how it happened. But to the individual that did it, if that person is watching tonight. I just want to let that person know that he or she didnt get the job done and that individual would have to pay retribution by me when it's all said and done! (Crowd Cheers) Now onto the buisness in hand...Now last week, Blade in his last act as Interim ShowTime General Manager made a match for tonight with a 10 Man Tag Team Match between MMA Incorporated against the team of "The Day Walker" Blade, Terrell Owens, Al Bundy, EMW Owner Theo Clardy and the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris. Now I will allow the match to happen tonight but I would like to add a little something to the mix and have this match be...A DETROIT STREET FIGHT!!! Now in a Detroit Street Fight, it is come dressed as you are...there will be no disqualifications...and PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!! (Crowd cheers loudly) Not only that, but during the weekend, I have signed two new tag teams and coming up next, these teams will debut as they face each other for your entertainment!!! Thank you all and enjoy the show!
Jordan then leaves as his music plays in the background and Jordan slap hands with some of the EMW fans before heading to the back.
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Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is an EMW Newcomers Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall!!!
Saved By The Bell (Zack Morris and A.C. Slater) arrive on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Introducing first, from Bayside weighing at a combined weight of 422 pounds...A.C. SLATER...ZACK MORRIS...SAVED BY THE BELL!!!
Saved By The Bell enters the ring and poses for the crowd as they continue to cheer them and then they await their opponents.
The Wayans Brothers (Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans) make their arrival to the entrance stage and then make their way to the ring getting a good ovation of cheers from the crowd as they slap hands of some of the EMW fans.
Jon Ian: Their opponents, from New York City, weighing in at a combined weight of 425 pounds...SHAWN WAYANS...MARLON WAYANS...THE WAYANS BROTHERS!!!!
The Wayans Brothers make their arrival to the ring and then poses for the crowd before focusing on Saved By The Bell as the bell rings to start the match.
The Wayans Brothers (Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans) def. Saved By The Bell (Zack Morris and A.C. Slater) in an EMW Newcomers Tag Team Match via pinfall when Marlon Wayans pinned A.C. Slater after the Wayans Kick (Corkscrew Axe Kick).
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by K-Swiss*
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Brown's attack on Angry Joe after Joe's match last week on EMW ShowTime.[/center]
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Brown def. Impulse in a non-title match via pinfall after the Kiss, Kiss. After the match, Brown continues his attack on Impulse and then Angry Joe runs in to make the save and then went for the Angry Driver but Brown escapes and rolls out of the ring. Chris Brown grabs the Cruiseweight title belt, holds it high and talks trash as Joe invites Brown to get back in the ring but Brown leaves to the back.
Backstage, Duke Nukem is seen making his way to the ring. Coming up next, he's in a rematch from SummerJam against King Budrick.
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Backstage, MMA Incorporated (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell & Ari Gold) are seen discussing strategy alongside Jenna Jameson for the 10 Man Tag Team Detroit Street Fight later tonight.
Duke Nukem def. King Budrick via disqualification when Goldar interfered and attacked Duke Nukem. Then "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe ran in and brawled with Goldar and then "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker runs in followed by Will Smith. The six men in the Men's Golden Destiny Match this Sunday began to brawl in the ring and then Duke Nukem gets out a ladder and takes out anyone in sight with the ladder and then sets up the Ladder and climbs up to the Golden Destiny Briefcase that is hanging above the ring and grabs the Suitcase. The question is will that be the picture this Sunday at Golden Destiny?!
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Shredder def. Garth Algar with Wayne Campbell via pinfall after the Technodrome Drop. After the match, Wayne checks on his friend Garth and then Shredder attacks Wayne from behind and then hits Wayne with the Technodrome Drop. Shredder then leaves as Officials ran in to check on Wayne & Garth.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, "The Day Walker" Blade, Terrell Owens and EMW Owner Theo Clardy are seen making their way to the ring as they pick out weapons to use for the Detroit Street Fight up next.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, "The Day Walker" Blade, Terrell Owens and EMW Owner Theo Clardy def. MMA Incorporated (Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell & Ari Gold) in a Detroit Street Fight via pinfall when Chuck Norris pinned Chuck Liddell after the Chuck Norris Kick. After the match, Norris, Blade, Clardy, Bundy and Owens are in the ring celebrating the win as Shamrock and Ortiz drag Liddell out of the ring. Norris then stares at Rampage and holds up the EMW World title belt as Rampage looked on at ringside and talking trash as the show concludes this week.
"Monster" by Paramore from the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Soundtrack Available now is the official theme song for EMW Golden Destiny