Post by jth on Sept 10, 2011 13:47:54 GMT -8
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Saturday Night Showdown
Cajundome
Lafayette, Louisiana
(Screen begins recapping last week’s SNS. Screen then shows tonight’s big main event as in tag team action tonight, Shelton Benjamin teams up with the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship Drew McIntyre as they will face the team of Blitz and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest, is for the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship! (Crowd Cheers)
(Fozzie Osbourne who has not been in action for several weeks comes out to make a title defense of his Brass Knuckles Championship with a mike in hand)
Fozzie: Ya know it seems that the NIWA doesn’t seem to respect the badass of this company. (Crowd Boos) Regardless of what you think, I am back to kick teeth down people’s throats as I once again prove myself to be the greatest Brass Knuckles Champion in history! (Crowd Boos)
Fozzie Osbourne defeats Larry the Cable Guy via pinfall to retain the NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship in 8:15
(Screen shows back at Summer Stampede when Blaze Fielding became the new NIWA World Women’s Champion defeating Xena Warrior Princess. NIWA has learned that Xena Warrior Princess will invoke her rematch clause at NIWA Change of Seasons.)
NIWA World Women’s Champion Blaze Fielding defeats April O’Neil via pinfall at 4:35 in a non-title match
(Screen shows the recent events of the incidents between both Speed Racer and NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo with the Warios. One on one matches have been scheduled between Johnny Bravo vs. Wario and Waluigi vs. Speed Racer)
NIWA Venue Champion Johnny Bravo defeats Wario via pinfall at 9:01. Wario after the match is very frustrated as he slams the mat as Bravo makes his way back to the locker room.
The Dudley Nephews defeat Beavis & Butthead via Ace Dudley pinning Butthead at 6:47 to retain the NIWA/EMW Unified Tag Team Championships. The Dudleys grab a mike after the match.
Ace: Well it seems that the best tag team in both NIWA and EMW has run out of challengers to face us and that is something that really bothers us. The best tag team both companies has to offer and we get teams that belong in a comedy club laughing stock, Ted and myself will not stand for this! (Crowd Boos)
Ted: The Dudley Nephews deserve better! And if the NIWA or EMW can’t make that happen then perhaps it’s time for the Dudleys…
(Just then the theme of The Mario Bros. and the crowd boos as Mario and Luigi make their way to the entrance ramp)
Mario: Save a us the small talk of how great you are, or how great you think you are. You see, unlike these stupid people out here who can’t remember what they did even yesterday, they‘re from the south after all, because a their busy drinking their troubles away. We remember this time one year ago when Luigi and myself were kicking a your butts all over the place and taking those titles from you. But times have changed, we now are no longer compassionate about people’s pride and health. The Marios were great before, now that we’re bad and loving it, say goodbye to those championships again, because “The Most Celebrated Tag Team in History” climbs to the top again. (Their music plays as The Dudleys stare down the ramp way in denial at their future challengers)
(Screen shows a video package of “Narcissist” Blossom and her recent terror she has unleashed on JTH and the rest of NIWA)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeats The Punisher via submission with the Wrestlemania Lock at 10:20. After the match “Narcissist” Blossom jumps into the ring and blindsides JTH from behind and as JTH is out, Blossom does an elegant pose over JTH’s fallen body.
(Blitz is backstage preparing for his tag team match when he looks over and is confronted by the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf. The two go face to face until Ganon speaks.)
Ganondorf: You had best not think for one second that because we are partners tonight that we will ever see eye to eye, or that this will benefit you in being on our good side in the foreseeable future. Because I will have no problem eliminating you should you choose to do something very…foolish.
Blitz: You think I’m worried about your little half ass threat? First off, “you” won’t do anything to me…you’ll just have your little stooges in suspenders take me out…if they can that is. Secondly, don’t “you” even think that I don’t have a little something special planned for bad ole’ you when the time comes. But enjoy being in hell when the time comes, and whether it’s you or Drew. I’ll be waiting for either one of you. (Walks off)
(Meanwhile backstage, “Narcissist” Blossom is walking backstage when she is approached by NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Mr. Clean: For someone that claims how good she is, you can’t seem to fight fair and face someone when their looking.
Blossom: (Laughs) Really? Like when I looked right into “your” face right before I smashed your face in? Let me remind you Commissioner…we’re doing things “my” way! You have as problem with my way, take your best shot. (Blossom leans in pointing at her chin begging for Mr. Clean punch her which the crowd cheers on for her to do it, but Clean does not oblige which the crowd doesn’t like, Blossom laughs again) And that’s what makes you weak…and what makes me perfect. (Walks off)
Speed Racer defeats Waluigi via pinfall at 5:45 when Wario tries to interfere but cost Waluigi the match. After the match The Warios jump Speed until Johnny Bravo comes down to the ring, but a low blow by Wario turns the tables and the Warios lays out both Bravo and Speed Racer.
(Shelton Benjamin meets up with Drew McIntyre in the hallway and both get massive cheers as the two prepare for their tag team main event coming up next)
Shelton Benjamin & Drew McIntyre defeats Blitz & NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf via Drew McIntyre pinning Blitz at 14:45 after Ganon didn‘t take the tag from Blitz allowing Drew to nail the Future Shock DDT. The show ends with Drew pointing to the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion saying that “Your out of time!”