Post by theoc71 on Aug 30, 2011 0:37:09 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday August 30th, 2011
US Airways Center
Phoenix, Arizona
The show began with a recap from last week's show where Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell, EMW Internet Champion Tito Ortiz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson join forces with Ari Gold as they beat down EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy and Terrell Owens. The group is now known as MMA Inc. with Ari Gold as their C.E.O.
Interim EMW ShowTime General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Interim EMW ShowTime General Manager..."THE DAY WALKER" BLADE!!!
Blade then enters the ring and Jon Ian hands Blade the microphone as Blade addresses the crowd.
Blade: I have to apologize first of all that I was a no-show for last week's EMW ShowTime because I had some business to care of at the EMW Officies in Anaheim. But I have caught wind of what's been going on last week and there has been one group of people that had made a huge impact for the ShowTime Brand as of late. That group is none other than MMA Inc. You guys made an impact last week but as I looked at your actions, I can't help but to think that maybe it was you that attacked Michael Jordan at his home a couple of weeks ago...
Ari Gold arrives to the entrance stage with Jenna Jameson next to him and behind him is the rest of MMA Inc. (Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell, EMW Internet Champion Tito Ortiz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) behind him. Gold has got a microphone in hand and is smiling before he begins to speak.
Ari Gold: Blade...Blade...Blade...It was kind of a shame that you weren't here last week to witness history made firsthand. Because if wouldn't matter to us if you are the Interim ShowTime General Manager or not, MMA Inc. is always about making an impact. As for you accusation that MMA Inc. played a role in the Attack of Michael Jordan, well as much as we would love to take credit of laying out a legend like Michael Jordan, sorry we are not the individuals you are looking for. You see, what MMA Inc. is all about is when we make an impact, we do it in a public forum for all to see (MMA Inc. then walks down to the ring). Last week, we made an impact on Al Bundy...Chuck Norris...and Terrell Owens...(Shamrock, Ortiz, Liddell and Jackson then surround the ring) and guess what Day Walker...You just happen to be...NEXT!!!
Blade looks around and is not backing down as he looks around the ring awaiting for someone to enter. Liddell steps on the apron but Blade knocks him down and did the same to Jackson as he got to the apron. Then Ortiz entered the ring and attacked Blade but Blade held his own until the numbers game catches up to Blade as Shamrock, Liddell and Jackson entered the ring and attack Blade.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy and Terrell Owens then run in the ring to help Blade and then MMA Inc. made a quick exit out of the ring. Norris and Bundy help Blade to his feet and then Blade grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Blade: You punks want to play the Numbers Game?! Lets see how tough you really are when it's an even playing field. Tonight, in our main event, it will be any three of you punks (points at MMA Inc.) against Terrell Owens (Crowd Cheers)...Al Bundy (Crowd Cheers) and the EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris (Crowd Cheers Louder) in a Six Man Tag Team Match!!! And to sweeten the deal, whoever gets the pinfall or submission victory for his team will become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship at Golden Destiny!!!
Blade's music hits as Norris, Blade, Bundy and Owens stare at MMA Inc. who is talking trash to them at the rampway.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored By Madden NFL 12*
Duke Nukem defeating Goldar last week on EMW ShowTime.[/center]
A graphic is shown promoting that later tonight, Duke Nukem takes on another member of King Budrick's Court, Shredder.
Angry Joe def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Brown in a non-title match via pinfall after the Angry Driver. After the match, as Chris Brown leaves the ring. Angry Joe grabs a microphone and begins to talk.
Angry Joe: Hey Chris, I just beat you in the ring in a non-title match. Just imagine if that happened when your title is on the line. Don't think about it for too long because just in case you haven't figured it out, I'm the Season 1 Male Winner of EMW NUX and that means I get a shot at any EMW title at any EMW Mega Event and guess what...I'm cashing it in at EMW Golden Destiny against YOU!!!! (Crowd cheers) At Golden Destiny, my destiny is to take the Cruiserweight title and bring it to the Angry Joe Army...GO JOE!!!
Angry Joe's theme hits as Chris Brown as a look of concern on his face realizing that his reign as EMW Cruiserweight Champion may be short lived at Golden Destiny.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham explains that in the Six Man Tag Team Match, whoever gets the pinfall or submission win, that man will get an EMW World Heavyweight title shot at EMW Golden Destiny. Now, if Chuck Norris gets the victory for his team, he gets to choose the opponent for the EMW World Heavyweight title match at Golden Destiny. It was then announced that it would be "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson that will represent MMA Inc. to face Chuck Norris, Al Bundy and Terrell Owens tonighy
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"The Iceman" Chuck Liddell with Ari Gold def. Tommy Vercetti with Lance Vance via pinfall after the Superman Punch.
Backstage, Duke Nukem is seen lifting Dumbells before he makes his way to the ring for his one on one match against Shredder up next.
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Duke Nukem def. Shredder via disqualification when King Budrick and Goldar ran in and attacked Duke as he set up Shredder for the Nuke-lear Bomb. Goldar then hits Duke with the Goldar Bomb and then Goldar and Shredder held Duke up and then King Budrick hits Duke with the Royal Stunner. King Budrick then puts his right foot on the chest of a fallen Duke Nukem as Goldar and Shredder raises Budrick arms and the crowd boos loudly as King Budrick's theme is played in the background.
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Back from commercial break, a replay is shown highlighting King Budrick's attack on Duke Nukem before the commercial break.
Impulse vs. Carlton Banks ended in a no contest after Duke Nukem runs in the ring and then attacked both men then hitting Impulse with a Nuke-lear Bomb and then doing the same to Carlton Banks. A pissed off Duke Nukem then grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Duke Nukem: KING BUDRICK...You think you're a badass because you got two of your girlfriends do your dirty work for you and then finish the job that you can't do by yourself?! At SummerJam, that was for fun...But now...YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!! King Budrick...You and your thugs are going down and when I'm finished with you, I'm taking that crown so far up your ass, you'll be craping rubys for a month!!! After that, you will HAIL TO THE REAL KING, BABY!!!
Duke Nukem's music hits as he leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy & Terrell Owens make their way to the ring. Coming up next, they face MMA Inc. in a huge Six Man Tag Team Main Event with major implications.
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MMA Inc. ("The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson) with Ari Gold & Jenna Jameson def. EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy & Terrell Owens via pinfall when Quinton "Rampage Jackson pinned Chuck Norris after the Rampage Slam after catching Norris as he attempted the Chuck Norris Kick. With the win, Rampage gets an EMW World Heavyweight title shot against Chuck Norris at Golden Destiny. After the match, Jackson celebrates with the rest of MMA Inc. at ringside as Bundy and Owens check on Norris as the show concludes this week.
"Monster" by Paramore from the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Soundtrack Available now is the official theme song for EMW Golden Destiny