Post by theoc71 on Aug 23, 2011 0:23:28 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday August 23rd, 2011
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
Footage is shown recapping last Sunday's EMW SummerJam Mega Event and the classic match between Chuck Norris and Al Bundy with the shocking aftermath with Norris & Bundy being attacked by Ken Shamrock & Chuck Liddell and then the shocking return of Ari Gold!
In the ring, Ari Gold is the middle of the ring as "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock & "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell standing behind him as the crowd boos them loudly and then Gold begins the speak.
Ari Gold: Opportunity...That word has been thrown around a lot here lately. But my opportunity to return to EMW just so happen to be around the time of the EMW/NIWA Supplemental Draft. When it was announced that Chuck Liddell and Ken Shamrock were drafted to EMW, all I did was make a couple of phone calls. The next thing, I had to do was plan and wait until the right time to strike and when I heard of SummerJam, EMW's Summer Blockbuster with the main event being Chuck Norris vs. Al Bundy for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. The timing couldn't be any perfect. Now, you may ask why Chuck Norris and Al Bundy?! The reason is simple...To send a message that Ari Gold is BACK and he's done playing Mr. Nice Guy in EMW. When I was EMW General Manager, I was the best damn General Manager there ever was. I was inducted in the EMW Hall Of Fame because of it! But when I was having personal problems, where was EMW when I needed them. I didn't get one phone call...I didn't get one letter...I didn't even get one e-mail. It was like EMW forgot I exist. But don't worry, because now I am back and after last Sunday at EMW's Summer Blockbuster, SummerJam 2K11...I made one hell of a twist ending for your little movie.
Ari smiles slyly as the crowd boos him loudly.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris arrives on the entrance stage to a thunderous ovation of cheers with microphone in hand with a determined look on his face as Ari & Company remained in the ring as Norris begins to talk.
Chuck Norris: Mr. Liddell...Mr. Shamrock...I'll give the two of you credit. You guys made one hell of an impact on me and Al Bundy's expense. But the one thing that bothers me is the fact that you have this pathetic little agent taking all the credit for what the both of you did.
The crowd cheers as Ari is pissed at the remark.
Ari Gold: You cowboy hick son of a...
Ari is being held back by Shamrock and Liddell and then Shamrock grabs the microphone and speaks.
Ken Shamrock: Those are strong words, tough guy! Why not you get in this ring and say that again?!
Chuck Norris: Well, not only am I'm going to say it to your faces, the both of you will get my boot down your throats!!!
Chuck Norris then heads to the ring.
Al Bundy arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand and he begins to speak.
Al Bundy: Hey Ari, its great to see you back in EMW. Are you still upset about the divorce and all that you have to take it out on me and Chuck. Now, you and I have never had any problems with each other, but for some odd reason you made it my problem. Which in turn, you made the worst mistake of your life. Don't get me wrong, last Sunday wasn't the first time I got my ass kicked and it won't be my last. But if you want to talk about Blockbusters and such...I've got the perfect Blockbuster for you...Oh, it will make millions in the box office and will break all-time records. The plot is simple, me and Chuck enter this ring...Kick the crap out of your cronies (Crowd Cheers) and then afterwards, we kick your ass so hard that the past and future generations of your gene pool will feel it!
Bundy then drops the microphone and then joins Chuck Norris at ringside.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson arrived on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as he walks down to the ring and begins to talk.
Quinton Jackson: Fellas, it seems that we got one hell of a fight and I just couldn't help myself to join in on this. Now, last Sunday me and my boy Zangief was planning on becoming #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship but just before the match, Zangief was knocked out cold and I couldn't get in the match. It seems to me after last Sunday, I got a good feeling that I know who did it! And for my boy Zangief, it's time for you two boys know what it's like when you piss me off!!!
Rampage then walks next to Bundy and Norris and then Rampage, Norris & Bundy entered the ring. They looked ready to fight Shamrock & Liddell as Ari Gold looks very nervous behind Shamrock and then Rampage KNOCKED OUT AL BUNDY WITH RAMPAGE'S STEEL CHAIN!!! Norris turns to see this and then Shamrock and Liddell attack Norris and then Ari Gold is laughing in the ring as the crowd boos loudly. Liddell and Shamrock then pick up Norris and then Rampage hits Norris with the Rampage Slam and then Shamrock and Liddell pick up Al Bundy and then Rampage hits Bundy with the Rampage Slam. Then Rampage, Liddell, Shamrock and Gold hold their hands up as we saw the same result that we see last Sunday at SummerJam as we go to commercial.
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Back from commercial, a replay is shown of what happened before the commercial break of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson joining Ari Gold's group as they attack Chuck Norris & Al Bundy.
Duke Nukem def. Goldar via pinfall after the Nuke-lear Bomb. Before the match, King Budrick accompanied Goldar to the ring and then joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary. After the match, Duke looks at King Budrick and smiles as King Budrick is fuming mad at the broadcast booth.
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Will Smith & Angry Joe def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Chris Brown & Zac Efron via pinfall when Angry Joe pinned Chris Brown after the Angry Driver.
Backstage, Carson Daly approached EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris and Al Bundy at the Medical Room for some words.
Carson Daly: Guys, can you give me an update on your conditions after what Ari Gold's group has done to you tonight.
Al Bundy: The update is that me and Chuck are pissed off. That's your damn update!
Chuck Norris: You know, those guys are tough when they sneak up and surprise you but never in a fair fight. So how about tonight, why not the three of you take on the two of us?!
The crowd cheers loudly until we see NEW EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz alongside Jenna Jameson arriving. Norris and Bundy are ready to fight Ortiz but Ortiz stops them.
Tito Ortiz: Relax, guys! Not all MMA guys are out to get you. I saw what happened out there and I'm willing to help.
Al Bundy: I think me and Chuck can handle ourselves just fine.
Tito Ortiz: Hang on, hear me out. You see, I know Chuck Liddell...I know Ken Shamrock...I know Rampage...I have faced Liddell and Shamrock in the Octagon...As a matter of fact, I beat the crap out of Kenny more times than I can count and I have an unsettled issue with Liddell. You need someone that knows these guys inside and out...Their strengths...Their weaknesses...I'm the type of guy that can do that. You want to face these clowns tonight, I got your back.
Chuck Norris: Well, we cant argue with that. You want to be in the team, you got it!
Tito Ortiz shook hands with both Al Bundy and Chuck Norris as we go to commercial.
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Will Smith vs. Carlton Banks vs. Impulse in an EMW Cruiserweight Championship #1 Contender's Triple Threat Match ended in a no contest when Ken Shamrock, Chuck Liddell and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson ran in and attacked all three men. Afterwards, Ari Gold grabs a microphone and then addresses the crowd.
Ari Gold: As you just saw, you know what these three men are capable of and how dangerous they can be. With the strength and power of these men and with the genius of yours truly, this is the most unstoppable force in not only EMW but of this business today. Now, about that little challenge made by Chuck Norris and Al Bundy...We gladly accept but you know what, I'm in a fighting mood tonight so how about we make it an 8 Man Tag Team Match and add me in the mix. All you three need is just one more partner. But when you do find another partner, you guys will have no idea about what's going to be in store for you!
Ari laughs as he and his group leave the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd. Meanwhile in the locker room area, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, EMW Internet Champion Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are watching on a monitor and then they begin to talk.
Chuck Norris: Well, it looks like we need one more guy for tonight. Hey, how about Blade?!
Al Bundy: Chuck, he's not here tonight due to GM business in Anaheim. Plus, I got to talking with him last night. He told me that his business is being Interim ShowTime General Manager and he has agreed with Theo to not get involved in in-ring business until Jordan fully recovers so he's out.
Tito Ortiz: Well, how about Duke Nukem?! We can ask him.
Chuck Norris: Well, I already saw him leaving the arena with a group of ladies. Knowing him, he's not going to be available tonight.
Al Bundy: So I guess, we are running low on options here.
Suddenly, Terrell Owens arrived and approached them and begins to talk.
Terrell Owens: Hang on, guys! I know, I'm the last guy you guys want to see, but after everything that's been happening the past couple of days, I really had to look myself in the mirror and realized that lately I have been doing a lot of selfish things and stepped back into the monster that I was in the past and I want to make it up to not only you guys but for EMW. Now I hear that you guys are going after three MMA punks and a wimp agent hiding behind them.
Al Bundy: Seems to be right on the money.
Terrell Owens: Well, I just heard that you guys need a partner for tonight, right?!
Chuck Norris: Yeah.
Terrell Owens: How about tonight, I be that fourth man. Now, I know there will be mistrust here but I assure you that I will do the right thing.
Chuck Norris then looked eye to eye with Terrell and in then begins to speak.
Chuck Norris: Alright, I believe him. You want to be in the team, you got it.
Owens then shakes Norris's hand and then shook Bundy's hand then Owens approached Ortiz who was hesitant about shaking Owens's hand but eventually shakes Owens's hand.
Tito Ortiz: Tonight, we team up! But if you screw me or my team over, that ass kicking you got last Sunday will be nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you!
A graphic is then shown highlighting that up next EMW World Tag Team Champion Captain America takes on NIWA World Tag Team Champion Ace Dudley one on one.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by K-Swiss*
"Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe becomes the #1 Contender for the NIWA Venue Championship after defeating Larry The Cable Guy last week on NIWA Saturday Night Showdown.
Luis Lopez with Tony Prince def. "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe via pinfall after the Downtown Shot. Before the match, it was announced that Luis Lopez challenged Rolfe for a match before the show and if Lopez won, the NIWA Venue Championship match at NIWA Summer Stampede will be a Triple Threat Match. Due to Lopez's win, the NIWA Venue Championship Match at Summer Stampede will be a Triple Threat Match.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz & Terrell Owens make their way to the ring alongside Jenna Jameson as they plan to stop Ari Gold & Company's impactful run in an explosive 8 Man Tag Team Main Event up next.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham announced that "Monster" by Paramore from the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Soundtrack Available now is the official theme song for EMW Golden Destiny. The music video will premiere after tonight's main event.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, EMW Internet Champion "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz & Terrell Owens with Jenna Jameson vs. Ari Gold, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson ended in a no contest. During the match, Tito Ortiz gets tagged in for the first time in the match and then he an Rampage have an intense staredown in the middle of the ring but then both Ortiz and Rampage turned to Bundy, Owens and Norris and then suddenly Jenna Jameson LOW BLOWS CHUCK NORRIS AND AL BUNDY AND THEN WHEN OWENS TURNED TO JAMESON ORTIZ RAN IN AND KNOCKED OWENS OFF THE APRON!!! Liddell, Jackson, Shamrock and Ortiz all exit the ring and attack Norris, Bundy and Owens on the outside as the new EMW Internet Champion has now joined his fellow MMA Superstars. Liddell sends Norris back to ring as Ortiz and Jackson sends Owens back to the ring and Shamrock sends Bundy back to the ring. The MMA Superstars continue their attack as Ari Gold looks on Rampage picked up Owens and then hits him with a Vicious Rampage Slam while Tito Ortiz locks Al Bundy in the Rolling Arm Breaker Submission and then Shamrock and Liddell hits Chuck Norris with a double team Powerbomb. Ortiz then let go of the hold as he, Shamrock, Jackson & Liddell stand next to Gold & Jameson as Gold gets a microphone and addresses the crowd.
Ari Gold: Look what we got here! Two former EMW World Heavyweight Champions and the current EMW World Heavyweight Champion down at our feet. These men you see in this ring are apart of a group that I have put together. These men have dominated the sport of Mixed Martial Arts and now they have combined their dominance with the beauty of Jenna Jameson and the mind of yours truly. In the past, you have known me as a General Manager and as a Super Agent to the stars. But tonight, I arrived in a new venture because I am the C.E.O. of the most dominate group in EMW today...I am the CEO of MMA INCORPORATED!!!!
The members of MMA Inc. stand over the bodies of Norris, Bundy and Owens. Then they hold their arms up high as we may be seeing a new era here in EMW ShowTime as the show concludes.
"Monster" by Paramore from the Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Soundtrack Available now is the official theme song for EMW Golden Destiny