Post by theoc71 on Aug 16, 2011 1:35:37 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday August 16th, 2011
Cow Palace
San Francisco, California
The show begins with a video recap from last week of the miscommunication between EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris and Al Bundy during a Six Man Tag Team Match last week.
In the parking lot, a limousine has pulled up with the license plate having the EMW ShowTIme logo and GM next to it. Then out of the limo comes "THE DAY WALKER" BLADE wearing a black buisness suit as he makes his way into the arena.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Wade Needham & Bobby Spade welcome everyone to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, we are 5 days away from EMW's Summer Blockbuster, SummerJam 2K11 as EMW ShowTime comes to you from the legendary Cow Palace in San Francisco, California! I'm Wade Needham alongside the controversial Bobby Spade at ringside!
Bobby Spade: After what happened last week between Chuck Norris and Al Bundy you got to believe that tonight's contract signing for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship at SummerJam this Sunday should be something!
"The Day Walker" Blade arrives on the entrance stage and then makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of cheers from the crowd. As Blade made his way to the ring, Wade Needham announced that it was announced on the EMWNation Forums that during EMW's stay in Australia last week, Michael Jordan was attacked in his home in Charlotte, North Carolina. Blade enters the ring and then Jon Ian hands Blade the microphone. Blade then addresses the crowd.
Blade: Since the news broke of the attack on Michael Jordan, I know that many of you have been wondering of the status of our General Manager. I'm glad to report that he is resting peacefully in his home and is expected to make a full recovery. (Crowd Cheers) However, he had no knowledge over who broke into his house and attacked him and the police are looking into this matter. Now as an agreement with Michael Jordan and EMW Owner Theo Clardy that I would step down from in-ring competition and become the Interim EMW ShowTime General Manager until Jordan's return. Tonight, as it was announced, we will have a LIVE! Contract signing with Chuck Norris and Al Bundy for their match at EMW SummerJam 2K11 this Sunday! But tonight, both men will see in-ring action! And Al Bundy's match...Happens RIGHT NOW!!!
Al Bundy makes his arrival on the entrance stage as Blae leaves the ringand makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd but then both Al Bundy and Blade crossed paths and had a staredown before they shook hands then went their seperate ways as Bundy will be in action up next.
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Al Bundy def. Shredder via submission with the Bundy Lock. Before the match, Shredder was accompanied by King Budrick but security escorted King Budrick to the back.
Backstage, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Eddie Murphy & Wolverine are seen making their way to the ring. Coming up next, they face Carl "CJ" Johnson, Mario & Wario in a Six Man Tag Team Throwdown.
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Quinton "Rampage Jackson, Eddie Murphy & Wolverine def. Carl "CJ" Johnson, Mario & Wario via pinfall when Quinton "Rampage" Jackson pinned Wario after the Rampage Slam. It was announced during the match that the six men will be apart of a Tag Team Gauntlet Match this Sunday on the EMW/NIWA Challenge SummerJam Pre-Show to determine the #1 Contenders for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Tag Team Championship. The teams involved in the match are Quinton "Rampage" Jackson & Zangief, Detroit Mavericks (Eddie Murphy & Eminem), X-Men (Cyclops & Wolverine), Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson), The Mario Brothers (Mario & Luigi) and The Wario Brothers (Wario & Waluigi)
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Sponsored by Madden NFL 12*
Terrell Owens putting her hans on Tito Ortiz's girlfriend Jenna Jameson while Tito as forced to watch last week on EMW ShowTime.[/center]
Footage was shown from during the commercial break of Terrell Owens arriving at the parking lot but then Tito Ortiz attacks Owens and a fight brewed between the two men before securityand San Francisco Police Officers runs in to break up the fight. Owens then cheap shots Ortiz and then Ortiz goes to punch Owens but T.O. ducked and the punch landed on a police officer. The Police then handcuffed Ortiz and arrested him for assulting a police officer. Ortiz was sent to the back of a Police Car as Jenna Jameson runs in crying, asking Police Officers what happened then Jenna gets on her cell phone to call Tito's Attorney as the Police Car drives off and then we see Terrell Owens smiling and laughing at Jenna Jameson before saying, "Hope to see your boyfriend this Sunday...That is if he can get out of jail in time!" Jenna then stares at Owens as T.O. leaves to the arena.
Chris Brown def. Impulse via pinfall after the Kiss, Kiss. During the match, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Will Smith is seen watching the match backstage on a monitor.
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"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock def. Carlton Banks via submission with the Ankle Lock Submission. Before the match, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell joins Wade & Spade for guest commentary but didn't say one word throughout the entire match.
Backstage, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris is seen making his way to the ring. Coming up next, he is in action against Shredder.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris def. Shredder via pinfall after the Chuck Norris Kick.
Backstage, camera shows EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens is seen with the cop that Tito Ortiz assaulted by accident and it looks like Owens has paid off the cop. Jenna Jameson is seen from a distance filming it on her Cell Phone. Jenna then smiles as she leaves without Owens or the cop noticing them.
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EMW World Tag Team Champion Thor def. NIWA World Tag Team Champion Ted Dudley via pinfall after the Thor's Hammer. Before the match, the referee sent Tony Stark, Captain America and Ace Dudley backstage.
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EMW Internet Champion Terrell Owens def. Ray Tango with Gabe Cash in a non-title match via disqualification when Tito Ortiz ran in and attack Terrell Owens and then Terrell Owens made a quick exit out of the ring. Afterwards, Tito Ortiz has the microphone and begins to speak.
Tito Ortiz: Terrell, last week you made this personal and tonight you had a phony cop to arrest me. The good news, me and Jenna decide not to put you to jail because your punishment will happen this Sunday when not only am I going to make you tap...I'M BREAKING YOUR F**KING ARM!!!!
Tito Ortiz's theme hits as Ortiz invites Owens to the ring but Owens left to the back.
A graphic is shown highlighting that up next is the Contract signing for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between Chuck Norris & Al Bundy at EMW SummerJam 2K11.
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Back from commercial, the ring is draped in a red carpet and a table is placed in the middle of the ring and two chairs with the table in between the chairs. EMW ShowTime Interim General Manager "The Day Walker" Blade is also in the ring with microphone in hand and then addresses the crowd.
Blade: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the SummerJam EMW World Heavyweight Championship Official Contract signing! (Crowd Cheers) First off, I would like to introduce the challenger for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship, the former 4 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion...AL BUNDY!!!!
Al Bundy arrives to the entrance stage wearing his casual clothes with a white Dress Shirt, tie and brown slacks as he makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd. Bundy then enters the ring, shakes Michael Jordan's hand and then takes his seat as Jordan continues.
Blade: And now introducing, the EMW World Heavyweight Champion...CHUCK NORRIS!!!
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris arrives at the entrance stage with the EMW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and then makes his way to the ring to a HUGE ovation of cheers from the crowd. Norris enters the ring and then shakes Blade's hand before placing the EMW World title on the table and sitting on his seat.
Blade: Gentlemen, the both of you and your attorneys have looked over the contract and made sure that everything is to your liking. Now do the any of you have any questions before we sign the contract?!
Al Bundy then gets the microphone next to him and then he begins to speak.
Al Bundy: Before we sign the contract and make this official, let's make one thing clear...Chuck, despite what happened last week, believe it or not, I still respect you. You have made a reputation everywhere you go...YOU ARE CHUCK NORRIS!!! There has been Chuck Quotes that describe your legend like for example, "Chuck Norris doesn't sleeps...He Waits!" or "Everytime Chuck Norris blinks, a baby is born" I can go on and on and on! But when you are in EMW, you are in my house, baby! (Crowd cheers) SummerJam...Anaheim, California...You can bring all the martial arts...You can bring all the Chuck Norris quotes...But in the end, I will do something that you have rarley if not ever do...I will make you tap out and I will become the 5 Time EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Crowd cheers loudly as Chuck Norris grabs the microphone next to him and then begins to speak.
Chuck Norris: Well, I'm happy that we got that accidental kick out from last week out of the way. But the next kick I will give you will be no accident. Now, just the same way that you still have respect for me, I have respect to you. I've seen your work here in EMW and I am very impressed with what you have done, you beat the best...So have I. You have been EMW World Heavyweight Champion 4 Times...I AM THE EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! This Sunday, you and I will go to battle and it will be the stuff of legends but all it takes is just one second that will determine the outcome and that one second will happen when I kick you in the skull and walk out of Anaheim STILL THE EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The crowd cheers loudly and Jordan presents Al Bundy the contract and then Bundy signs the contract and then THROWS the contract at Chuck. Chuck then signs his name on the contract and then THROWS it at Bundy! Budy then knocks over the table and then both men have an intense staredown as Blade picks up the contract and leaves the ring. Norris then goes to pick up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt but then Bundy tries for the Bundy Slam but Norris escapes and then Norris goes for the Chuck Norris Kick but Bundy ducked and then Bundy hits the Bundy Slam. Bundy then picks up the EMW World Heavyweight title belt and celebrates as the crowd cheers as the show ends this week.
"Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock from LMFAO's latest album "Sorry For Party Rocking" Available Now is the official theme song for EMW SummerJam 2K11.