Post by theoc71 on Aug 12, 2011 1:44:03 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday August 12th, 2011
Rod Laver Arena
Melbourne, Australia
The show begins with a recap from last Thursday's EMW Fair Punishment event where Kelly Bundy successfully defended the EMW World Women's Championship in a Four Way Dance.
Sonya Blade arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a great ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...SONYA BLADE!!!
Sonya Blade enters the ring with microphone in hand and she begins to address the crowd.
Sonya Blade: Last Thursday, I was unable to become EMW World Women's Champion in the Four Way Dance. Now you guys think I would be frustrated over this, but I'm not. The reason is that I still have a shot at the EMW World Women's Championship at SummerJam 2K11 and there is no doubt that I will walk out of Anaheim as the EMW World Women's Champion. Kelly, your little dream run as EMW World Women's Champion is about to come to an end. I have more skill, more ability and I am better than you on all levels. Lady luck may be on your side right now, but it won't be at SummerJam because Lady Luck fears me and what I am able to do.
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy makes her arrival to the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring with microphone in hand. She then confronts Sonya.
Kelly Bundy: Sonya, I've heard you talk about how you are superior than me on every level and how you can easily take the EMW World Women's title from me at SummerJam. It seems that I'm a pushover and an afterthought. You may think that it can make me angry or sad, but I'm not one of those things. All you did only motivate me even more to beat your ass at SummerJam. I've been called a lot of things throughout my life, but I'm a Bundy, and The Bundys only use it as fuel to take it out on you. What you said tonight, will be the biggest mistake of your life because at SummerJam, I will beat you and I will STILL be EMW World Women's Champion! (Crowd Cheers) But I feel that I can't wait till SummerJam...We can do this RIGHT NOW!!!
Kelly Bundy takes off the EMW World Women's Title belt and puts it aside and challenges Sonya to a fight. Sonya looks to accept the offer but then laughs and looks to exit the ring, but when Kelly turned her back, Sonya attacks Kelly from behind, but Kelly fought back. Both women brawled until Paris Hilton ran in and attacked Kelly Bundy. Sonya and Paris continue their attack and then EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze runs in with a steel chair and then Hilton and Blade make a quick exit out of the ring.
EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as she begins to speak.
Jill Valentine: Ladies, I have two special announcements tonight. The first is that at SummerJam, Jenna Haze will defend the EMW Starlets Championship against Paris Hilton in a Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match!!! (Crowd Cheers) And the second announcement invloves what we just saw tonight. In that very ring (points to ring) tonight, it will be Sonya Blade (Crowd boos) and Paris Hilton (Crowd boos) will take on EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze (Crowd Cheers) and the EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy (Crowd Cheers) and since we are in Melbourne, Australia...This match will be a Melbourne Street Fight where in this match, it is come dress as you are and the rules are...Well, there are no rules! Good luck!!!
Jill Valentine leaves as both teams talk trash as we go to commercial.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Gamestop*
Kim Kardashian advancing in the SummerJam Starlets Showdown Tournament at EMW Fair Punishment.[/center]
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall is a SummerJam Starlets Showdown Tournament Triple Threat Match!
Daffney arrives on the entrance stage and then makes her way to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Sybil, Texas weighing in at 130 pounds...DAFFNEY!
Video footage is shown of Daffney's highlights from her days in WCW, TNA an in the Indy Leagues. Back LIVE! Daffney does her trademark Split-Legged entrance and then got to her knees and does her traemark scream, before geeting to her feet as she awaits her opponents.
Candice LeRae arrives on the entrance stage and poses for the crowd before making her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada weighing in at 123 pounds...The Canadian Goddess...CANDICE LERAE!!!
Video footage is shown of highlights of Candice LeRae in PWG and many other Indy Leagues she has competed in. Back LIVE! Candice is in the ring and poses for the crowd before she awaits the last participant.
Trinity arrives on the entrance stage and then makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: And finally, from New York City weighing in at 130 pounds...She is the The Full-Bodied Italian...TRINITY!!!
Video footage is shown of Trinity's highlights in TNA and in the WWE under the ECW Brand. Back LIVE! Trinity poses for the crowd as the bell rings to start the match.
Candice LeRae def. Trinity and Daffney in a Triple Threat SummerJam Starlets Showdown Tournament Match via pinfall when Candice LeRae pinne Trinity after the Heartbreaker (Swinging Neckbreaker).
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Crimson Viper with Chun-Li def.Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Princess Daisy with Princess Peach via pinfall after the Burning Kick.
Backstage, Becky & Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) are seen making their way to the ring for a Six Woman Tag Team Match up next against Katy Perry, Sasha Grey & Mistress Spencer!
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Footage is shown of highlights of the EMW SummerJam 2K11 Press Conference at the Universal Citywalk in Universal City, California that happened last Wednesday. In attendance for the Press Conference was EMW Owner Theo Clardy, EMW World Heavyweight Champion Chuck Norris, Al Bundy, EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy, Sonya Blade, Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whitley. After the press conference both Megan Fox & Rosie Huntington-Whitley shook hands to confirm the match and then have an intense staredown.
Katy Perry, Sasha Grey & Mistress Spencer def. Becky & Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) via pinfall when Katy Perry pinned Pamela Anderson after the Kiss Of Death. It was mentioned that these 6 Women will be LumberJills in the Battle Of The Transformers Starlets match between Megan Fox vs. Rosie Huntington-Whitley at SummerJam 2K11.
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Britney Spears with Christina Aguilera def. Buffy Summers with Faith Lehane via pinfall after the Womanizer. Before that, Buffy went to the top rope for the Slayer's Flight but Christina Aguilera got to the apron to distract Buffy but Faith got Christina off of the apron and then Faith and Christina brawled outside the ring and then Buffy misses the Slayer's Flight and then Britney hitting the Womanizer for the pinfall win.
Backstage, EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine is seen talking to Candice LaRae and congratulate her for winning her SummerJam Starlet Showdown Tournament Match. Candice thanks Jill before she leaves and then Jill talks to a backstage assistant about something and then Jill leaves but then a giant crate rolls down towards the backstage assistant but then BUSTICE arrives and stops the crate. Bustice then goes to the Assistant and asked her if she's okay and then she nods her head before Bustice leaves and then Dark Queen arrives looking at the entire situation before looking at the camera.
Dark Queen: This is completely STUPID!!!
Dark Queen then leaves in disgust as Jill Valentine arrives checking on the Backstage assistant.
Backstage, Sonya Blade and Paris Hilton are making their way to the ring. Sonya has a black Mortal Kombat Baby Tee's and Blue jeans and Paris wears a pink "That's Hot!" T-Shirt and aisy Dukes. Meanwhile, EMW World Womens Champion Kelly Bundy & EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze make their way to the ring with a shopping cart full of weapons. Both women are wearing black EMW Women's T-Shirts and Women's Jeans. Coming up next is the Melbourne Street Fight!
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Erin Andrews announced two huge matches confirmed for EMW/NIWA Challenge this Sunday as there will be another tournament match in the SummerJam Starlets Showdown between Jessica Simpson, Fergie and Bloodrayne.
EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy & EMW Starlets Champion Jenna Haze def. Sonya Blade and Paris Hilton in a Melbourne Street Fight via pinfall when Kelly Bundy pinned Paris Hilton after the Bundy Bounce through a table. The show concludes with Bundy and Haze celebrating the victory in was a vicious fight.
"Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock from LMFAO's latest album "Sorry For Party Rocking" Available Now is the official theme song for EMW SummerJam 2K11.