Post by theoc71 on Aug 1, 2011 20:20:42 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Thursday March 27th, 2008
American Airlines Center
Dallas, Texas
A display of pyro explodes on the EMW ShowTime entrance stage as the crowd goes nuts and the official theme song of EMW ShowTime “I Don’t Wanna Stop” by Ozzy Osburne playing in the background as from the broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade welcomed everyone to EMW ShowTime on a NEW night and promises to bring some great EMW Action every Tuesday Night. Wade and Spade talked about the Valentine Vengeance OSN event which brought in the shocking arrival of Bobby Lashley.
EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan arrives to the ring alongside his bodyguard, Bobby Lashley. Jordan has the microphone and said, “You know, there’s an old saying made famous by a WWE Hall Of Famer…Just when you think you know all the answers…I CHANGE THE QUESTION!!! Blade, you thought that you would walk out of Valentine Vengeance with my EMW World Heavyweight Championship. But just as you were getting close for doing that, I throw in a HUGE roadblock…a 6’3, 273 lbs. roadblock by the name of my new bodyguard, Bobby Lashley. You see, Lashley is a former WWE United States Champion, a former two time ECW World Heavyweight Champion, a 2 Time Armed Forces Champion, a CISM World Championship Silver Medalist, a Missouri Valley College National Champion in 1996, 1997 and 1998 and a NAIA National Wrestling Champion in 1997 and 1998. But WWE wanted him to be a soft spoken nice guy and SMF want him to be Christopher Lowell’s butt buddy. Well he is here in EMW to be what he has claimed to be since his career in WWE, to be the Dominator, to be the monster that makes sure the EMW World Heavyweight Title remains with me. So the truth of the matter is simply this, you want to get my title…You would have to go through Bobby Lashley first!”
*IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL…WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN’!*
EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock makes his way to the ring. The Rock has his own microphone and says, “Before you continue to bore The Rock’s fans with your constant borefest of your love of this big burnt Stay Puft Marshmallow sumbitch, The Rock says that FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO DALLAS!!!!” The crowd cheers Rock and started a “Rocky” chant before Rock waits for the chant to die down and he continues by saying, “So let’s get one thing perfectly clear, if anyone would want to get the EMW World title off of your hands, they would have to get through this Mike Tyson reject here. Well let The Rock be the first one to say, that The Rock takes on the challenge!!” The Rock stares at Lashley and Jordan until the lights went out in the arena and then when they came back on, Blade arrives in the ring. Blade said, “Rock, I have nothing but respect for you and what you have done in this business. But you have stuck your nose in business that doesn’t belong to you. Especially if it’s my business!” The Rock and Blade then stared at each other in the middle of the ring until EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold arrived on the entrance stage. Gold then announced a huge double main event for the night as The Rock will defend the EMW Intercontinental Championship against Bobby Lashley and Michael Jordan will defend the EMW World Heavyweight Championship in a Valentine Vengeance rematch against Blade.
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EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters & The New Gangstas with Chun Li and Vida Guerra def. Jay & Silent Bob & Shady Aftermath in an Extreme Rules Eight Man Tag Team Match when New Jack pinned 50 Cent after the 187.
In the back, Gemma Atkinson interviews Former EMW Women’s Champion Trish Stratus who said, “It feels a little weird that people are seeing me without the EMW Women’s Title belt with me but at Valentine Vengeance, Blaze Fielding was the better woman. However, I am determined to get back the EMW Women’s Championship for the fourth time and plus I have a rematch clause in my contract. So Blaze, how about you and me next week for the EMW Women’s Championship and see if you can defeat me twice.”
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Fergie def. Dawn Summers via pinfall after the Backcracker. After the match, Fergie continued to beat up Dawn Summers until Carmen Electra ran in to save Dawn. Just as Carmen enters the ring, Fergie sees her and quickly exits the ring before Carmen can get to her. Fergie then leaves the ring smiling as Carmen helps Dawn up to her feet.
In the back, Tony Montana approached EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold about getting a title shot. Gold told Montana that he has to earn his way of getting a title match. Gold then booked a match between Montana against Jules Winfield tonight with the winner getting a future EMW Intercontinental Championship match.
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Bobby Lashley with EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan def. EMW Intercontinental Champion The Rock via pinfall after the Dominator to become the NEW EMW Intercontinental Champion. During the match, Jordan tried to interfere in the match, but was caught by the referee and was ejected from ringside. Jordan refused but EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold arrived and said if Jordan doesn’t return to the backstage area, he will be stripped of the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. Plus he and Lashley will be fired on the spot. Jordan reluctantly left and goes to the backstage area. In the final moments of the match, the referee was knocked down after an accidental collision between him and Lashley. Then, The Rock hits The Rock Bottom on Lashley and was going for the People’s Elbow until the lights went out in the arena and when they came back on a man dressed as Blade with a Blade Mask on ran in the ring and knocked out Rock with the Intercontinental belt. The man then sneaked out of the ring and revived the referee as Lashley picked up The Rock and hits The Dominator for the pinfall win. The man dressed like Blade took off his mask to reveal it’s Michael Jordan in disguise. Both Jordan and Lashley celebrated Lashley’s EMW Intercontinental title win until Ari Gold arrived on stage and announced that in the EMW World Heavyweight Championship match between Michael Jordan and Blade is now a Steel Cage match and that Lashley is banned from ringside. Plus he added, “By the way, in case neither both of you pull off your little Halloween trick you did earlier, if Lashley interferes in any way during the match. Lashley’s little buddy will be stripped of the EMW World Heavyweight title and I sure hope that you would get use to the unemployment line because the both of you will be Motherfucking FIRED!!!” Jordan and Lashley are complaining about Gold’s decision in the ring as Ari leaves.
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Clerks (Dante Hicks and Randal Graves) (Making Their EMW Debut) def. Jackass via pinfall when Hicks pinned Johnny Knoxville after the Quick Stop Plunge (Double Arm Face Buster).
Human Tornado…Coming Soon To EMW!
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From the broadcast booth, Wade Needham and Bobby Spade discussed about Bobby Lashley winning the EMW Intercontinental Championship earlier tonight and the Valentine Vengeance rematch for the EMW World Heavyweight title between Blade and Michael Jordan this time inside of a steel cage. They then throw it to the newest member of the EMW Broadcast crew, Mary Elizabeth Winstead who is in the backstage area with Blade.
In the back, new EMW ShowTime Backstage Correspondent Mary Elizabeth Winstead interviewed Blade about the EMW World Heavyweight title rematch now being a Steel Cage match. Blade chuckled a bit before saying, “Well, it looks like Jordan has nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.” Blade then leaves but just as he was leaving, he was confronted by The Rock. The two men had a staredown then both men left in separate directions.
EMW Women’s Champion “Ms. OSN” Blaze Fielding def. Candy Cane in a non-title match via pinfall after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash. After the match, Blaze was approached by Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Mary asked Blaze if she had an answer to Trish’s challenge for a rematch which Blaze said that she would be happy to grant her the rematch next week. Meanwhile in the back, Hilary Duff watches it on her monitor and has an angry sneer on her face.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham and bobby Spade announced that “When Angles & Serpents Dance” by P.O.D. from their new album, “When Angels & Serpents Dance” available Tuesday April 8th is the official theme to EMW Vicious Intent. The Music Video will premiere after tonight’s main event.
Jules Winfield def. Tony Montana via pinfall after the Inglewood Jack. In part of the pre-match stipulation, Jules Winfield is awarded a future EMW Intercontinental title shot. After the match, EMW ShowTime General Manager Ari Gold arrived and announced that Jules Winfield will get the title shot next week against Bobby Lashley.
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EMW World Heavyweight Champion Michael Jordan def. Blade via pinfall to retain the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. In the final moments of the match, Blade hits a Super Blade Cutter from the top of the cage. Both men were nearly old cold after the move then a cameraman knocked out the outside referee in control of the cage door with the video camera. The cameraman then took the keys of the cage and then opened the cage door. He then arrived in the ring and locked the cage door. Blade got in the ring and then got speared by the cameraman. The cameraman then took off his baseball cap and fake mustache to reveal it’s “THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD” JAMES ROLFE!!! Rolfe then dragged Jordan on top of Blade and demanded the inside referee to make the count. The referee reluctantly made the three count. Rolfe handed Jordan the EMW World Heavyweight title belt then helped Jordan out of the Steel Cage and help him to the back to end the show.
“When Angles & Serpents Dance” by P.O.D. from their new album, “When Angels & Serpents Dance” available Tuesday April 8th is the official theme to EMW Vicious Intent.