Post by theoc71 on Nov 25, 2009 3:19:47 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Wednesday November 25th, 2009
General Motors Place
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
The show begins with a video package from last week’s main event between Human Tornado & Terrell Owens against “The Day Walker” Blade & Zangief which concluded with Tornado getting the pinfall win against the man that he will face at MegaBrawl 3, Blade.
From the arena, the fireworks explode from the entrance stage and the cameras pan through the sold out crowd going nuts as “All Nightmare Long” by Metallica, the official theme for EMW ShowTime booms through the PA system. From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer & Fred Durst welcomed everyone to the show.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, happy thanksgiving as we are heading closer in the Road To MegaBrawl 3 as the Thanksgiving Eve edition of EMW ShowTime this week is live from the sold out General Motors Place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Michael Buffer alongside Fred Durst at ringside and after defeating the EMW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Day Walker” Blade last week in tag team action, The Human Tornado puts the EMW Cruiserweight title on the line.
Durst: That is right, Michael. The Human Tornado wishes to add some more momentum heading to the biggest opportunity of his career at MegaBrawl 3 as he defends the EMW Cruiserweight Championship against Derek Jeter tonight.
Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris def. Tony Montana & Niko Bellic via pinfall when Bruce Lee pinned Bellic after the Dragon DDT after blind tagging himself in as Norris waits to set Niko up for the Norris Kick. After the match, Bruce Lee quickly escapes as Norris leaves to chase after Lee. Montana then went after Norris but Norris knocks out Montana with the Norris Kick but then Bruce Lee stands behind Norris and when Norris turned around, Lee knocked out Norris with a vicious Superkick. Lee then looks down at a fallen Chuck Norris and then tells him, “At MegaBrawl 3, you won’t see it coming!” Lee then walked away as Norris slowly gets to his feet.
In the parking lot, a limousine has pulled up and then when it was parked, EMW General Manager Tony Stark arrived to a monster pop from the crowd as he looks to be heading to the ring.
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The screen shows an image of EMW Cruiserweight Champion Human Tornado and the crowd is going wild as he begin to speak.
Tornado: What am I thankful for this thanksgiving?! I'm thankful for the greatest run of my career in EMW since returning from injury. I'm thankful that I'm the EMW Cruiserweight Champion. I'm also thankful that I'm the 2009 Throwdown Royale winner which means that in a few weeks, I get a chance to become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion at MegaBrawl 3 against "The Day Walker" Blade. But what I'm most thankful for is what will happen at MegaBrawl 3 when I become the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. That will be straight out...PIMPIN'!
Tornado then smiled and leave before the screen goes to black.
“Chasing After” by Tantric hits as EMW General Manager Tony Stark makes his way to the ring to a monster pop from the crowd.
Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to EMW ShowTime, the EMW General Manager…TONY STARK!
Stark arrived to the ring and then grabs the microphone and addresses the crowd.
Stark: Thank you all for that warm reception. First off, I would like to thank the EMW fans that sent cards and letters, wishing me a quick and speedy recovery and I would like to thank the great nurses at the hospital that I was staying to make sure that I was comfortable during my stay. Now that I am back and I’m better than ever. I would like to get back to the business at hand and that will be The Elite Mafia. Now on the night where I was attacked, the last image I saw before I was knocked out were the faces of Blitz, Zangief and The Punisher as they invaded my office while I was watching the Michael Jordan vs. Blade match on my monitor. Now for those men in particular, they will have hell to pay. Because I want to issue an offer that they won’t refuse!
The Price Is Right Theme hits as NIWA Commissioner Bob Barker makes his arrival to the entrance stage with microphone in hand.
Barker: Well it’s good to see you on your feet, Tony. Because the last time The Elite Mafia has seen you, you were lying in a pool of your own blood in your own office. Well, these three men will do the exact same thing here in this pathetic excuse of a city named Calgary!
The crowd boos loudly as Tony replies.
Stark: Oh, that’s real cute, Bobby! But I’m just want to talk business and it involves the biggest event in EMW, MegaBrawl 3. Since day one, The Elite Mafia’s mission was to take over EMW. At MegaBrawl 3, you might have that opportunity. Because what I’m proposing is that at MegaBrawl 3, there will be a match, I choose any 2 EMW Superstars to take on 2 members of the Elite Mafia of your choice. The stipulation goes like this, if The Elite Mafia wins, the Elite Mafia will own 50% of EMW, no questions asked.
Barker: And what if by some fluke, your team happens to win?
Stark: If Team EMW wins…Then The Elite Mafia will be disbanded in EMW for good!
The crowd pops at the announcement Barker thinks it over before he replies.
Barker: I happily accept your challenge as a matter of fact, I have two men in mind that would love to beat up any chumps you choose to represent EMW.
The Russian National Anthem hits and out comes Zangief and Blitz as they stand next to Barker.
Barker: It seems that with this team, The Elite Mafia’s takeover of EMW will be guaranteed at MegaBrawl 3.
Stark then laughed at Barker’s comment and then replies.
Stark: I wouldn’t be too sure about that.
Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena and then the lights back on and now it’s Spiderman standing next to Tony Stark.
Stark: Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the men that will take down the Elite Mafia at MegaBrawl 3!
Blitz then takes the microphone from Bob Barker and then begins to speak
Blitz: Wait a minute, is that it?! All I see is Spiderman in the ring. Unless you’re his partner, Tony, that beating we gave you may have affected your brain because your math is way off.
Stark: Well you do have one thing partially right.
The lights then go out again and then when they came back on, IRONMAN APPEARED NEXT TO SPIDERMAN!
Ironman: You see, I will be teaming with Spiderman, but not as Tony Stark…But as IRONMAN!
“Ironman” by Black Sabbath hits as Ironman & Spiderman looked on as Zangief, Blitz, and Barker looked in with shocked looks on their faces in disbelief over what has happened.
In the back, Tommy Vercetti is seen making his way down to the ring for his Money In The Bank Qualifying Match against “Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker up next.
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Tommy Vercetti def. “Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Vice City Crusher.
In the back, JBL arrives at Theo Clardy’s office and then confronts Clardy.
JBL: What is the deal, Theo?! You promised me when I signed with EMW, I would get a big main event match at MegaBrawl and now that the event is getting closer, I’m not on the damn card.
Clardy: Unless you haven’t figured it out, you had a chance to be apart of a main event in MegaBrawl 3, but you lost to Bruce Lee at November Pain. But since you are contracted and advertise to be at MegaBrawl 3, I’ll do you a favor and you will be in a match at MegaBrawl 3.
JBL: That’s great! Who am I facing?!
Clardy: Well I have made some phone calls and I have lined up a big name to face you at MegaBrawl 3.
JBL: Well then, who is it?!
Clardy: Well, I think it’s best that it will not be known until the night of the event?!
JBL: WHAT?! You’re not going to tell me who the individual is?!
Clardy: That’s part of his agreement to be at MegaBrawl 3, JBL. Good luck on that match!
JBL then looks at Clardy with distain before he leaves.
The screen shows a huge Thanksgiving feast and then the camera zooms up to see EMW World Heavyweight Champion "The Day Walker" Blade with Abigail Whistler to thunderous boos from the crowd as Blade begins to speak.
Blade: Thanksgiving...The one day of the year where people have the right to eat like the fat pathetic pigs they are! (Crowd boos) What I am thankful for is that I'm not one of those pathetic pieces of trash that waist hug amounts of calories until they become bloated and stuffed! (Crowd boos louder) I'm thankful that I am the best in EMW and I have no equal. At MegaBrawl 3, it will be no different. Human Tornado, you may have gotten lucky last week, but your luck ends at MegaBrawl 3 as I will beat you until you are a bloody mess and the last thing you see is me looking down on you as I raise this worthless EMW World Heavyweight title belt and prove that The Elite Mafia isn't just the most powerful faction in this buisness...The Elite Mafia IS THE Most Powerful Faction In This Buisness and there not a damn soul from EMW nor NIWA will do about it!
Blade and Whistler then smiled before the screen goes to black.
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Gina Carano def. Christina Aguilera in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via submission with the Triangle Choke.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer and Fred Durst announced that the next inductee announced for the EMW Hall Of Fame is former EMW General Manager, Ari Gold. They then introduce a special video package dedicated to Ari Gold.
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The screen shows Tommy Vercetti and Eddie Murphy who get a huge pop from the crowd as they begin to talk.
Eddie: Tommy, you know what we are thankful for?!
Tommy: Well, we are thankful that we are SnJ legends.
Eddie: We are thankful that we are former EMW Internet Champions.
Tommy: I am thankful that I'm a former 2 Time EMW World Heavyweight Champion.
Eddie: But the one thing that we are thankful for is...
Tommy: That "Imagine That" really stunk.
Eddie then stares at Jules with a mean glare. Tommy then laughs and responds.
Tommy: Eddie, I was only joking, man!
Eddie: That's not funny, man!
Tommy: But come on, what we are really thankful for is that we are apart of the great EMW roster and that if it comes down to you and me at Money In The Bank, the better man will win.
Eddie: That is something we can really agree with.
Both men then shook hands before Tommy leaves and Eddie looks to the camera.
Eddie (whispers): And that man will be me.
Tommy (Off-Screen): I HEARD THAT!
Eddie: Come on, man! I was going to say it's going to be you too.
Eddie then leaves as we go to the next match.
Megan Fox def. Buffy Summers in a Women’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Transformer. After the match, Megan celebrates on the entrance ramp as Buffy looked on frustrated after what happened.
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Shady Aftermath (50 Cent & Eminem) def. The Kings Of Wrestling (Jimmy King & Nacho Libre) via pinfall when Eminem pinned Nacho Libre after the Ghetto Blaster.
In the back, EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane & NIWA Women's Tag Team Champions The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom & Bubbles) were seen making their way to the ring. They will face Gina Carano & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 up next.
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EMW Women’s Champion Faith Lehane & NIWA Women's Tag Team Champions The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom & Bubbles) def. Gina Carano & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Olivia Munn & Morgan Webb) via pinfall when Blossom pinned Morgan Webb after the Perfectly Painful (Powerbomb into a Facebuster). After the match, The Powerpuff Girls leave the ring and head to the back but as Faith was slapping hands with some of the EMW fans, a fan in a Spiderman mask attacked Faith and then jumped the barricade to continue the attack. The woman took off her mask to reveal it’s BUFFY SUMMERS and then started to wrap Faith’s neck around the steel chair until The Powerpuff Girls ran in and then Buffy left through the crowd as Blossom & Bubbles check on Faith.
In the back, Al Bundy is seen leaving the locker room area. Al Bundy is facing “Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match up next!
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The screen shows The Pop Icons (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera)appear as Britney Spears begins to speak.
Britney: What me and Christina are thankful for this thanksgiving is the fact that...
Suddenly, EMW Women's Tag Team Champions Team G4 (Morgan Webb & Olivia Munn) arrives and interrupts Britney as Morgan begins to speak.
Webb: The fact that at November Pain, you lost to us for the second straight Mega Event and now it's me and Olivia that are still the champions and not the two of you skanks!
Christina: Oh, yeah?!
Christina then picked up a bowl of mash potatoes as Britney picks up a bowl of gravy as well.
Britney: Let's see if you feel like champions with Mash Potatoes and gravy all over you.
Morgan then picks a bowl of mash potatoes and Olivia picks up a bowl of gravy.
Olivia: I would love to see you bitches try.
Both teams then have a staredown until the Code Monkeys arrive to break them up.
Jerry: Ladies, calm yourselves down. This is the holidays, there's no time for fighting here.
Dave: Jerry's right! You girls don't need to fight.
The Code Monkeys then looked at the cameras as Jerry begins to speak.
Jerry: Hi! I'm Jerry and this is my friend, Dave and we are The Code Monkeys! And this thanksgiving we should take time to love and respect one another.
Dave: That's right, Jerry. Me and Dave believe that this year, all of the EMW Starlets can join together and unite as they get to the kitchen and cook us some sweet Thanksgiving dinner.
Team G4 and The Pop Icons were offended by the comments as Jerry begs them that he didn't say it, Dave did and then Team G4 dumped Mashed Potatoes and gravy on Dave and The Pop Icons did the same to Jerry before they leave.
Jerry: Dave, what the hell did you say that for?!
Dave: Come on, Jerry! I know there are some starlets that can agree with what I said.
Suddenly, Torrie Wilson and Carmen Electra arrived to console The Code Monkeys.
Dave: Oh, Carmen...Torrie...Thank goodness the both of you are here. I appoligize on behalf of myself and Dave. Sometimes he has no idea what he's saying.
Jerry: Yeah, but maybe after we clean up the both of you can make dinner and then have a catfight in a bowl of gravy and then give us some good loving.
Torrie and Carmen were offended and then Torrie grabs a bowl of stuffing and Carmen does the same and dumped the bowls of stuffing on The Code Monkeys.
Dave: Well, way to go! Your big mouth has done it again! Now we can't see.
Then Lindsay Lohan arrived with Pumpkin Pie as Hilary Duff arrives with apple pie as both have sinister smiles on their faces.
Jerry: Well screw this!
Dave walks away as Jerry waves his arms up in disgust which knocks the pumpkin pie into Lindsay Lohan's face and the apple pie to Hilary Duff's face without knowing as Jerry leaves and then Hilary and Lindsay looked on upset over what happened.
“Angry Video Game Nerd” James Rolfe def. Al Bundy in a Men’s Money In The Bank Qualifying Match via disqualification when EMW World Tag Team Champions The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) ran in and look to attack Al Bundy but then hit Rolfe with Total Elimination. After the match, an angry Al Bundy stares at the Street Fighters who were at the rampway and then they were smiling as they appreciate what they did.
In the back, EMW Cruiserweight Champion and #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship Human Tornado is seen making his way to the ring. Up next, Tornado will defend the EMW Cruiserweight Championship against Derek Jeter.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Michael Buffer and Fred Durst announced that "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin from their latest album "Dear Agony" is the second of three official themes of EMW MegaBrawl 3. The premiere of the music video will be shown after tonight's main event
Derek Jeter def. EMW Cruiserweight Champion Human Tornado via pinfall after “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH knocked out Tornado with the EMW Cruiserweight title belt to become the NEW EMW Cruiserweight Champion. Before the match, EMW World Heavyweight Champion “The Day Walker” Blade joined Michael Buffer and Fred Durst to provide guest commentary. During the match, as Tornado was at the outside, Blade tried to attack Tornado, but referee Nick Patrick caught Blade in the act and ejected him from ringside. In the final moments of the match, Referee Nick Patrick was knocked down after Tornado accidently hits the referee with a spin kick after Jeter ducked, Moments later; Tornado hits Jeter with the DnD. Then “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH came from the crowd and grabbed the Cruiserweight title as Tornado tries to revive Patrick. JTH then ran in the ring and knocked out Tornado with the EMW Cruiserweight title belt and draped Jeter’s arm on Tornado’s chest before he leaves. The referee turns to see the pinfall and the referee counted the fall and award the win to Jeter. After the match, Jeter celebrated the title win as looked on and yelled, “Are you going to pay attention to me now, Tornado?!” Meanwhile, Tornado is slowly getting to his feet as the show ends.
"I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin from their latest album "Dear Agony" is the second of three official themes of EMW MegaBrawl 3 which will take place Sunday December 20th, 2009 LIVE! From the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City.
"Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne is one of the three official theme songs for EMW MegaBrawl 3 which will take place Sunday December 20th, 2009 LIVE! From the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown Vice City.