Post by theoc71 on Jul 31, 2011 23:40:38 GMT -8
EMW Wired
Thursday March 20th, 2008
Fed Ex Forum
Memphis, Tennessee
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy welcomed everyone to EMW Wired. They hype up tonight’s huge double main event being Bud Bundy vs. Terrell Owens and Tommy Vercetti vs. Al Bundy.
EMW Owner Theo Clardy and EMW Wired General Manager Donald Trump are in the ring for the official contract signing of Al Bundy vs. Bud Bundy in the Finals of the EMW Universal Championship Tournament. There’s a red carpet setup in the ring with steel chairs on opposing sides the contract in the middle of the table and above the table is a glass case with the EMW Universal Championship belt inside the case. Trump first introduces Al Bundy who made his way to the ring to a roar of boos from the crowd. Then as Bundy enters the ring, Trump introduces Bud Bundy who arrived with Brooke Adams and get a thunderous pop from the crowd. Both men sat on opposing sides of the table. Trump then handed Al the contract. Al looks over the contract and then signed his name on the contract. Trump then gets the contract and hands it over to Bud Bundy. Bud looks over the contract with Brooke and then he signs his name on the contract. After the contracts were signed, Terrell Owens came from the crowd, jumped the barricade and entered the ring and attacked Bud Bundy from behind. Terrell Owens then hits the Playmaker on Bud. Al then grabbed Brooke by the hair and was about to Bundy Slam Brooke through the table but Tommy Vercetti ran in for the save. Just as Vercetti entered the ring, both Al Bundy and Terrell Owens quickly exit the ring and head to the back. Vercetti then checked on Bud and Brooke to see if they are okay.
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Lita & EMW Women’s Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers def. EMW Vixxxen’s Champion Lindsay Lohan & The Socialites via pinfall when Lita pinned Kim Kardashian after the LITA DDT.
In the back, Jessica Simpson approached her sister Ashlee and apologized to her over her outburst over Ashlee’s loss last week and says that The Simpson Sisters have to get back in the Women’s Tag Team Championship picture and it starts tonight. Jessica said, “I’ve went to Donald Trump and he booked a match that will insure us to back in the title hunt. So what do you say?!” Ashlee thinks about it and then agreed to it. The two sisters hugged and then leave the ring.
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The Simpson Sisters arrived to the ring and Jessica said that The Simpson Sisters are ready to get back on the Women’s Tag Team title picture and they are going to do that tonight. The Simpson Sisters then wait for their opponents for the night which was revealed to be The New MK Knockouts, Kitana and Sonya Blade!
The New MK Knockouts (Kitana & Sonya Blade) def. The Simpson Sisters via pinfall when Sonya Blade pinned Ashlee Simpson after the Judgment Slam. After the match, The Simpson Sisters are arguing in the ring again. Then Ashlee was about to leave the ring but Jessica attacked Ashlee from behind. Jessica then gets out a Steel chair and knocks out her sister with a vicious chair shot. Ashlee is busted open as Jessica looks down at her and smiled. Jessica then looks at a fan that had a picture of The Simpson Sisters and took the picture. Jessica returned to the ring with the picture and holds it up saying, “Is there a problem with The Simpson Sisters?!” Jessica then rips the picture in half and throws the Ashlee side on the fallen Ashlee Simpson and then holds up Jessica’s side of the picture and screamed “I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!” Jessica then leaves the ring as EMTs check on a bloodied Ashlee Simpson.
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After the commercial break, footage was shown during the break of Ashlee Simpson being carried out of the arena on a stretcher after her sister’s attack.
Marsellus Wallace def. McLovin via pinfall after the powerbomb. During the match, Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed were shown on the entrance stage and they were scouting the match. After the match, Wallace continues to beat up on McLovin until Balboa and Creed ran in for the save. Just as they hit the ring, Wallace quickly exit the ring and heads to the back as Creed and Balboa check on McLovin.
In the back, a split screen was shown of Bud Bundy and Terrell Owens making their arrival to the ring from different areas backstage. Terrell Owens vs. Bud Bundy is up next!
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Terrell Owens def. Bud Bundy with Brooke Adams via pinfall. Bundy was attempting to hit the Bundy Stunner on Owens but Al Bundy arrived and grabbed Brooke Adams by the hair which distracted Bud long enough for Owens to recover and hit the low blow with the referee not looking as he was telling Al Bundy to leave. Owens then hits the Playmaker and gets the pinfall victory. After the match, Bud was checking on Brooke and Brooke told Bud that she was sorry that she was the cause of the loss. Bud told her that it’s okay as Al and T.O. look on laughing at Bud and Brooke.
Human Tornado…Coming Soon To EMW!!!!
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When the show returned from commercial, “Candyman” by Christina Aguilera was played and the crowd went nuts as EMW Wired Ring Announcer Gary Michael Copetta announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome back to EMW, CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!!” The crowd goes nuts as they anticipate Christina’s return and Christina makes her way to the ring. However the crowd cheers quickly turned to boos as it was found out that it was Kelly Bundy dressed as Christina Aguilera the whole time. Kelly then did a promo doing a Christina Aguilera impression bashing Christina and saying that she is afraid of what Kelly Bundy will do to Christina at March Madness.
Kelly Bundy (Dressed as Christina Aguilera) def. Veronica Mars via pinfall after Kelly’s version of the Candyman Drop (Widow’s Peak). After the match, the REAL Christina Aguilera was seen on EMW Vision LIVE! Via Satellite from Los Angeles, California. Christina said that she had a little chuckle of Kelly’s impersonation of her tonight but Kelly would experience what it’s like to deal with the real deal this Saturday. Christina then continued, “This Saturday, I will start off what I left off and taking you out in the process!”
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From the ringside broadcast booth, Fredrick James Francis and Ron Burgundy ran down the card so far for EMW Gold Quest:
-- EMW Universal Championship Tournament Final – Father vs. Son: Bud Bundy vs. Al Bundy
-- EMW United States Championship: Jack Sparrow vs. The Sandman
-- EMW Vixxxen’s Championship: Lindsay Lohan© vs. Lita
-- EMW Women’s Tag Team Championship: The Vampire Slayers © vs. The Socialites
-- Grudge Match: Tommy Vercetti vs. Terrell Owens
-- EMW United States Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Rocky Balboa with Apollo Creed vs. Marsellus Wallace
-- Stripperella & vs. Bloodrayne & Selene
-- The Return Of Christina Aguilera: Christina Aguilera vs. Kelly Bundy
-- Debut Match: Carrot Top vs. Terry Bowgard
-- *Just Announced* Jessica Simpson’s Open Challenge
In the back, a split screen was shown of Tommy Vercetti and Al Bundy making their arrival to the ring from different areas backstage. Tommy Vercetti vs. Al Bundy is up next!
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Tommy Vercetti vs. Al Bundy ended in a no contest when both Terrell Owens and Bud Bundy interfered in the match. Vercetti had the match won with the Vice City Crusher but Terrell Owens rushed in the ring and attack Vercetti as Vercetti was going to pin Bundy. Just moments after, Bud Bundy ran in to save Vercetti. A brawl has ensued between Al Bundy and Bud Bundy in the ring as Tommy Vercetti and Terrell Owens spilled their brawl to the crowd. EMW Officials and security then arrived to break up the fights as the show ends for this week.
“crushcrushcrush” by Paramore from their hit album Riot! Available Now is the official theme song of EMW Wired's Gold Rush!