Post by jth on Jul 30, 2011 11:38:24 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
E. A. Diddle Arena (Western Kentucky University)
Bowling Green, Kentucky
(Screen starts recapping last week’s SNS event)
(Screen shows the main event tonight is a rematch from Fight at the Fair III with two men still boiling with emotion. Tonight Drew McIntyre will go one on one with James Bond one more time.)
(Ganondorf’s music hits and the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf along with the rest of NintenDoom make their way out and hold on the entrance way with Ganon having a mike in hand)
Ganondorf: It seems that Mr. CC has become a very desperate President. This man truly believes that putting me in an Elimination Chamber will decline my chances to retain my coveted World Title? With these two men in this structure with me, there is no hope for any of the other competitors; not Shelton Benjamin, not JTH, not…Drew McIntyre! (Crowd Boos) How CC do you actually believe that I look at this Elimination Chamber as a form of punishment, when I will be looking forward to this match? I don’t tremble at the face of evil…I “AM” evil! I am intimidated by hell…I “AM” Hell! At Summer Stampede, my family and I will welcome three guests to my humble abode, my House of Hell if you will. And one by one, they will bleed, they will scream, and they will fall. Evil knows no limit, and neither do I. (Crowd Boos as he heads to the back and calls for his minions to follow and they do so, except for Link who heads to the ring as he is ready to compete in one on one action to kick of SNS)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Chad OchoCinco vs. Link
Link starts out having his way with the champion taking him down to the mat with headlocks as Chad tries to battle out Link takes back down to the mat, Chad is able to give Link a right hand and tackles him back to the corner and lays Link down in the corner with massive right hands and Link rolls to the outside holding his face. Chad gets grabbed and pulled to the outside by Link and Link gives a hard right hand knocking Chad back, Link then runs at Chad who sidesteps him and throws him face first to the ring post and Link is knocked for a loop while leaning on the post, Chad then rams Link into the post again and sends him back into the ring. Chad then heads to the top turnbuckle as Link gets to his feet and Chad connects with a Diving Shoulder Tackle and makes a cover and a 2 count. Chad then connects with a Body Slam and then comes off the ropes and goes for an elbow off the ropes, but Link moves out of the way, Link then gets to his feet and drills Chad with an Avalanche as he gets to his feet and makes a cover and a 2 count. Link gives Chad a Double Knee Lift knocking Chad back in the corner face first and then Link runs in and body splashes Chad in the corner and Link then pulls him out and gives him a High Angle Back Drop and a cover and a 2 count. Link picks up Chad and nails him with a Pendulum Back Breaker and drops a knee to the side of the ribs of Chad keeping him down on the mat. Link drives the forearms into the back trying to maintain the momentum, but Chad comes with an elbow to the face knocking Link back, Link shakes it off and runs back Chad who kicks Link in the gut and drops him with a DDT and both men are down. Both men get to their feet and Chad blocks the right hand of Link and knocks him down with his own and repeats the right hands and then comes off ropes and nails Link with a Crossbody into a cover and a 2 count. Chad gives more punches and an elbow to the point of the head and comes off the ropes and link counters with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker taking Chad down hard, Link then struggles to his feet and grabs a hold of Chad and lifts him up and nails the ZDT trying to end it and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Link has knocked off the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion in this one on one match as he exit’s the ring, Link does a title around his waist gesture stating that he wants the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen joining me right now…is Blitz. (Screen shows Blitz smiling as the crowd boos) Blitz tonight, you have a contract signing with Mr. Clean to give you what you want at Summer Stampede which is…
Blitz: Save it Ron…the whole NIWA world knows what I want. It seems the only man that couldn’t get it through that (knocks on his head) chrome dome of his, was our Commissioner. But tonight, fear not boys and girls, tonight you will learn that when you beg for something, when you do everything you can to try and get what you want, you get it. And at Summer Stampede, I am going to enjoy getting my hands on Zangief one more time and destroying his leg, just like I did before. (Chuckles) Mr. Clean is giving me exactly what I want, Clean is bending over and basically kissing my ass because he knows without me, this company is worthless. And once I defeat Zangief at Summer Stampede, Mr. Clean will then be the one begging me, begging me to take the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship from Ganondorf, because obviously no one in that chamber is good enough to do it. So after tonight, after Summer Stampede, I expect Commissioner Clean to bend over once again and give me… what I want…(Walks off)
(Screen shows the NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews heading to the ring, they have a non-title match next)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews vs. The Flint Tropics
Ace Dudley starts the match with Ed Monix and ties up and punches Monix in the body and pounds away at the face knocking him back in the corner, Ace sends Monix hard into the corner and Monix comes out which Ace then clotheslines Monix to the mat and makes a cover which Coffee comes in breaks up the count and then punches away at Ace back to the ropes getting the referee’s attention and moves him back to his corner, Monix then kicks at the midsection of Ace, Monix sends Ace off the ropes and goes for a back elbow and doesn’t get Ace off his feet, Monix then comes off the ropes and Ace counters with a hard Powerslam. Ace drags Monix over to their corner and drops an elbow across the chest and then makes a tag to Ted, both Dudleys then drop an elbow across the chest and makes a cover and a 2 count. Ted then nails Monix and sends Monix off the ropes and lifts Monix in the air, but Monix slips behind Ted and makes a tag to Coffee and gets in and clubs Ted in the back and gets Ted in a headlock punching him in the face, Ted spins around and allows Ace to make a tag behind Coffee’s back and Ted then turns Coffee around and Ace then clotheslines Coffee down knocking him out of the headlock. Ace then runs at Monix and boots Monix off the apron to the floor, Coffee then clubs Ace in the back and looks for an Irish Whip, but Ace reverses the Irish Whip as Ted gets in the ring and nails Coffee with the 3-D and makes the cover and gets the 3 and the Dudley Nephews continue the dominant hot streak they have been on. The Dudleys grab mike after the match.
Ace: So the Grove Street Gang is in a big Tag Team title match against The Offenders at some EMW show at a fair…At a fair…boy that sounds real familiar. I’d almost think something of that if I wasn’t one half of the best tag team in the world. (Crowd Boos)
Ted: Whatever the show is, whoever the champions are. At Summer Stampede, we are going to become the unified Tag Team Champions…but don’t think that we won’t have a close view of the match. We’re going to be at this show, and you can expect us to be…very interested in it…(Laughs) (The Dudleys hold up their title and they get booed)
(Backstage Mr. Clean is now with Blitz as Blitz is thumbing through the pages of the contract liking what he is seeing)
Mr. Clean: As you can see the contract has everything to your liking, and I’m sure that it is everything that you agreed.
Blitz: I gotta hand it to Clean, (Tosses it to the couch) I never thought I’d see you this desperate. By the way, how’s your face? (Laughs) I figured after getting punched out by a little girl…(Continues Laughing) I wasn’t sure you’d even show you tonight. (Blitz holding his ribcage trying to contain himself)
Mr. Clean: Trust me. If that was you and not me, you’d have been knocked out longer than I was.
Blitz: Oh I don’t think so Clean, because I have something that would’ve cushioned the blow…it’s called hair! (Laughs Louder)
Clean: You know kid, you might be getting what you want at Summer Stampede, but you’re also going to be getting what you deserve as well.
Blitz: Is that so?
Clean: Oh yes indeed.
Blitz: Well we’ll see who gets the last laugh…(Chuckles, walks off and leaves. When he does Clean turns around and goes into his drawer and pulls out another contract and takes the contract that Blitz just viewed and sticks it in the desk and views the new contract as the crowd laughs along.)
Clean: (Chuckles) Oh yes indeed.
(Screen shows a recap of last week’s segment involving “Narcissist” Blossom being suspended indefinitely after knocking out NIWA Commissioner Mr. Clean)
Black Cat vs. Joanna Dark
Tie up and Cat moves Dark back in the corner and Cat pounds away at the face of Dark, Cat sends dark to the opposite corner and runs in and Dark gets her foot up knocking Cat back and Dark comes at Cat and forearms Cat in the face spinning her around, Dark then looks for a Back Drop, but Cat lands on her feet behind Dark and grabs her by the head and goes for a Springboard Bulldog, but Dark tosses her off to the mat. Dark then ducks under the clothesline that Cat tries for and Dark grabs Cat from behind and nails her with a Falling Neck Breaker and makes a cover and a 2 count. Dark snapmares Cat to the mat and elbows here in the shoulder blade twice and then locks on a chin lock, Cat doesn’t give up and begins kneeing Dark in the face and then flips Dark over her giving Cat her opening. Cat just goes crazy on dark as she gets to her feet with punches, kicks, slaps, and chops knocking Dark back into the corner and then knocking her down in it, Cat then runs around and comes at Dark with a Dropkick to the chest. Cat then looks for the , but dark is able to duck out of the way and then kicks Cat in the side of the head and Dark then picks up Cat and drills the Perfect Dark Piledriver taking Cat down and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Joanna Dark gets back on a winning way as Joanna Dark looks to get back in the NIWA World Women’s Title picture.
(Backstage Mr. Clean has contract in hand which appears to be the contract for Blitz’s match at Summer Stampede when suddenly Bubbles comes in the room very quickly)
Mr. Clean: Can I help you with something kid?
Bubbles: I’m sorry Mr. Clean, is that your real name? Anyway I got here as quickly as I could I need to tell you something very important.
Mr. Clean: Can this wait kid, I’m getting ready for a contract signing…
Bubbles: Oh sure…I can wait…I can tell you next week, but then it’ll be too late. (Clean stops and then turns around)
Mr. Clean: What do you mean?
Bubbles: I just got off the phone with Blossom…(Crowd Boos) and she wanted me to tell you that she is showing up next week…one way or another. So I hope you’re ready next week. Because you want to know how you stop an out of control super-powered force?
Mr. Clean: How?
Bubbles: You don’t…(Turns around and leaves slowly as Clean has an interesting look on his face)
(JTH & Shelton Benjamin are making their way to the ring as they have a tag team match with two of their opponents in the Elimination Chamber at Summer Stampede in The Marios)
(Screen shows the way that all four men qualified for the Summer Stampede Elimination Chamber match last week on NIWA’s SNS event)
Shelton Benjamin & “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. The Marios
Shelton starts the match with Mario, Shelton tries for an amateur grapple but Mario kicks Shelton in the midsection and pounds away with offense on the Gold Standard knocking him back to the corner, Mario then sends Shelton to the opposite corner and Mario runs in which Shelton leaps over Mario and grabs him coming off and takes him down with a headlock and what the Marios don’t want is to get into a wrestling match with Shelton Benjamin. Mario is able to get to his feet and shoves Shelton to the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle, Mario then comes off the ropes and jumping over Shelton and getting Arm Dragged to the mat. Shelton arm wrenches Mario and elbows the arm a couple times before making a tag to JTH who comes in and chops Mario in the chest taking him down to his knees, JTH then gives Mario a European Uppercut taking him to the mat. JTH lifts Mario up to give him another chop to the chest knocking Mario back down to the mat again and makes a cover and a 2 count. Mario is able to roll back into his corner and makes a tag to Luigi who comes and runs right into a chop from JTH also taking him down, Luigi gets up and JTH headlocks him down to the mat also, Luigi is able to get to his feet and shoves JTH to the ropes and Mario tries for a elbow to the back of the head, but JTH sees it coming and knocks Mario off the apron, but Luigi takes advantage and connects with a Half Nelson Suplex, Luigi elbows JTH in the back of the head and lifts him up and sends him to the corner, Luigi runs in and nails him with a Butt Bomb taking JTH down again and Luigi makes a tag to Mario, Mario then heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off for a Mushroom Stomp, but JTH gets out of the way. Both men get up and JTH ducks under the right hand and comes off the ropes and plants Mario with a Tornado Spike DDT taking Mario down, JTH then makes a tag to Shelton who comes in and does a rare front flip splash on Mario and makes a cover and a 2 count. Fireman’s Carry by Shelton and an Overhead Key Lock by Shelton, Luigi gets in the ring and boots Shelton in the head getting Mario out of the hold which gets JTH in the ring and JTH clotheslines Luigi and himself out of the ring to the outside leaving Shelton and Mario in the ring. Mario and Shelton start trading blows on each other, Mario reverses the Irish Whip and Shelton off the rebound ducks under Mario and nails him with a Release German Suplex taking him down, Shelton calls for the T-Bone Suplex, but Mario slips out and Mario goes for the Super Mario Stunner, but Shelton shoves Mario right into the Wrestlemania Kick of JTH and Shelton makes the cover as JTH rolls to the outside and gets the 3 and Shelton Benjamin and JTH get the tag team win against the Marios building momentum to the Elimination Chamber at Summer Stampede.
(Mr. Clean is shown making his way to the ring with a smile on his face)
(Screen shows a preview of Summer Stampede and then shows an overhead view of the arena)
(Mr. Clean’s music hits and the NIWA Commissioner makes his way to the ring with a contract in hand as the ring now has a table set and two chair set as he enters the ring)
Mr. Clean: Well Blitz…I don’t have all night so hurry up and sign this contract (Drops the contract on the table and takes a seat awaiting Blitz head down)
(Blitz’s music hits and the crowd starts booing as Blitz begins to walk down the ramp with a smile on his face as he jumps in the ring and points to the chair like he’s asking to take a seat and Blitz turns the seat around sits in it backwards)
Blitz: What’s the matter Clean, you afraid something bad’s gonna happen? (Chuckles)
Mr. Clean: Yeah, I guess you can say that.
Blitz: (Pulls the contract over and smiles) Well you should be, because the beating I gave Zangief last week, is just a taste of what I’ve give him at Summer Stampede. (Signs the contract and tosses the contract back at Clean who then starts laughing)
What the hell are you laughing at?
Mr. Clean: Just call it me being “The Direst Commissioner in the Game”. (Blitz then gets a serious look on his face and then start thumbing through pages and sees it’s a completely different contract and sees the opponent on the papers and looks up at Clean with a pissed off look on his face)
Blitz: You didn’t just do this!
Mr. Clean: (Laughs) Enjoy pal!
(Clean walks off and Shadow the Hedgehog’s music hits and the crowd goes crazy as it is clear Blitz as been duped into signing a contract to a match with Shadow the Hedgehog at Summer Stampede. Shadow arrives on the entrance way as Blitz flips the table over in disgust. Shadow runs in the ring and Blitz grabs one of the chairs and swings at Shadow and misses and Shadow then gives Blitz the Chaos Kick into the chair slamming into Blitz’s face and Blitz falls to the outside and Shadow stands tall in the ring as Blitz is down on the outside.)
(Camera shows Mr. Clean making his way to his limo as Ron Burgundy approaches him)
Burgundy: Mr. Clean, what just happened?
Mr. Clean: When Blitz wakes up, tell him to enjoy his opponent for Summer Stampede. Courtesy of Mr. Clean. (Gets in the limo as it takes off)
(Screen shows Drew McIntyre and James Bond making their way to the ring as their main event is next)
(Before the two lock up Howard Finkle has an announcement to make)
Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been given word, that this match will be contested with No Disqualification! (Crowd Cheers as Bond looks over at Finkle as Drew gets a smile on his face)
No Disqualification Match
Drew McIntyre vs. James Bond
The bell rings and Bond rolls to the outside and begins to look under the ring which Drew then heads to the outside and gets Bond before he can grab anything, Drew then rams Bond’s face into the steel steps, Drew heads over and grabs a chair and holds it to the crowd’s cheer and Drew goes for a big overhead shot, but Bond moves out of the way and Drew nails the steps instead, Bond turns Drew around and starts punching away at the face of Drew making him drop the chair and wraps him in a headlock, but Drew shoves Bond into the ring post face first and takes Bond down. Drew grabs a hold of Bond and looks for an Irish Whip into the steps, but Bond reverses it sending Drew back first into the steps and Drew comes out and gets grabbed by Bond and nails him with a Belly to Belly Throw on the floor and Drew lands hard. Bond picks up Drew and shoves him to the apron side and grabs him by the face and talking smack to him, Bond then gives Drew several chops to the chest that can be heard by the whole arena. Bond sends Drew back in ring and gets in with the chair in hand dares Drew to get to his feet which the crowd boos, Drew gets to his feet and Bond drills the chair into the ribs of Drew sending him down to the mat again and Bond taunts over top of Drew getting more boos in the process, Bond then prepares for a shot to the head and Drew gets out of the way and Drew gets to his feet and kicks Bond in the midsection dropping the chair and comes off the ropes and clotheslines Bond down to the mat and makes a cover and a 2 count. Drew then punches away at the face of Bond as he gets to his feet and comes off the ropes and Bond catches him again looking for another Belly to Belly Suplex, but Drew knees him in the midsection comes off the ropes and goes for a Boot to the face, but Bond grabs Drew’s foot and goes for the Ankle Lock, but Drew rolls forward sending Bond to the outside, Bond though lands on his feet and gets back in the ring and grabs Drew from behind and takes Drew down with a High Angle Back Drop and makes another cover and a 2 count. Bond then picks up Drew and sends him to the corner and Bond runs in and Drew sidesteps him and sends Bond shoulder first into the ring post buying Bond some time, Drew waits for Bond to get to his feet and begins the short arm clotheslines in the corner and prepares to pull him out for another, Bond ducks under the clothesline and grabs Drew from behind and drills him with a German Suplex and prepares for another one, but Drew blocks it and goes behind himself and looks for a German Suplex himself, but Bond counters behind again and Bond connects with a second and makes a cover and a 2 count. Bond heads to the outside and looks under the ring and grabs a kendo stick and brings it into the ring as Drew struggles to get to his feet, Bond wraps the stick around the midsection of Drew to prevent an escape and nails Drew with a third German and keeps a hold of with the bridge and Drew is able to break out at 2. Bond grabs a hold of the stick again and looks down at Drew as he struggles to get to his knees, Bond looks to nail Drew who kicks Bond in the knees stopping him, and again, Bond tries again and Drew holds the kendo stick blocking the shot as he struggles to his feet and kicks away at Bond and gets possession of the stick and then drives it into the midsection of Bond taking him to all fours and then another shot to the back, Drew then calls for a shot to the head which the crowd cheers and sets up but Bond low blows Drew the way in, and Bond then takes advantage and nails the Secret Agent Slam and hooks the leg and Drew gets the another leg on the bottom rope at 2 and Bond doesn’t know it and gets frustrated with the referee, Bond then grabs Drew and looks for another Secret Agent Slam, but Drew lands on his feet and kicks Bond in the midsection and nails the Future Shock DDT and looks for the cover, but just as he does Ganondorf’s music hits and The Marios and Warios begin to head to the ring with chair and Drew has no chance to put up a fight as they gang way with Drew repeatedly smashing Drew with the chairs to the back as Bond is still down, Ganon begins to head down to the ring as Mario nails a Super Mario Stunner and Drew falls on the ropes keeping him on his feet and allows Luigi to nail a Super Luigi Stunner and Drew collapses to the mat. Ganon then gets in the ring and grabs Drew as the Marios and Warios all stack their chairs on top of each other as Ganon sets up for the Ganon Bomb and lifts him up and drills Drew on top of the four chairs and Drew is out cold as Ganon and NintenDoom leaves the ring as Bond begins to stir and rolls over and makes a cover on Drew and gets the 3 and James Bond has defeated Drew McIntyre in this no disqualification match as Bond is barely moving and rolls out of the ring. Ganon , the Warios, and Marios stand on the ramp way looking down at a falling Drew McIntyre as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Link defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Chad OchoCinco via pinfall in a non-title match
NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews defeated The Flint Tropics (Ed Monix & Coffee Weathers) via Ace pinning Coffee in a non-title match
Joanna Dark defeated Black Cat via pinfall
Shelton Benjamin & “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated The Mario Bros. via Shelton Benjamin pinning Mario
James Bond defeated Drew McIntyre via pinfall in a No Disqualification Match