Post by theoc71 on Jul 26, 2011 3:53:08 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime presents ShowTime Roulette
Tuesday July 26th, 2011
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
The show began with a video recap of Al Bundy becoming the #1 Contender for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship in a Four Way Dance last week on EMW ShowTime.
We then get a wide shot of the Las Vegas Strip as Wade Needham & Bobby Spade welcomes us to the show.
Wade Needham: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of EMW ShowTime...And tonight, LIVE! From Las Vegas, Nevada it is the ShowTime Roulette!
Bobby Spade: That is right! Tonight, the Superstars and Starlets of EMW and NIWA are here and tonight every match will be determined by a spin of the wheel. What possibilities are we expecting tonight?!
Al Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and makes his way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the #1 Contender For The EMW World Heavyweight Championship...AL BUNDY!!!
Al Bundy enters the ring and Jon Ian hands Bundy a microphone and then Bundy lets the crowd ovation die down before he begins to talk.
Al Bundy: Last week on EMW ShowTime, I earned a shot at the EMW World Heavyweight Championship! With that, I get to face Chuck Norris for the EMW World title at SummerJam 2K11 in Anaheim, California. Now Chuck, you and I have battled in the past but everytime we met in the ring, we always get interrupted and we never found out who was the better man. I know that I want to know who is the better man...You want to know that...And the fans want to know as well... (Crowd Cheers) So how about....
NIWA's James Bond arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as he makes his way to the ring. Bond then enters the ring and talks to Bundy.
James Bond: Al Bundy...At last we meet...You know, I have met many people in my day, but never before have I've seen anyone like you...Not only a pathetic shoesalsemen...BUT A THIEF!!! (Crowd boos at Bond) Oh, you people shouldn't be booing me, you should be booing this man (points to Bundy) because you my friend are nothing more than a copycat! You have stolen many of my moves...The Secret Agent Slam which you have called the Bundy Slam...Oh, how about the Secret Agent Lock which you stole and call it the Bundy Lock?! I would ask why you would steal moves from me, but I think I know why...It's because you want to be me! (Crowd Boos) Don't be ashamed, Bundy...Who wouldn't want to be me?! (Crowd boos louder) I'm James Bond...I'm 007...I have the hottest women in the world on my speedial...You are apathetic shoesalesmen...who has a crappy family and a crappy life!
Bond then laughs at Bundy but then Bundy attacks Bond and then the two men brawl in which Al takes the upperhand then Bundy went for the Bundy Lock but Bond escapes and made a quick exit out of the ring. Then EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrives on Extreme Vision with the ShowTime Roulette Wheel behind him and begins to speak.
Michael Jordan: Well guys, after what we just say, I believe we got our main event tonight! Now at SummerJam, we will have the Dream Match between Chuck Norris and Al Bundy for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship and I do agree with Al Bundy over the fact that everytime we have the match, it always ended with outside interference. Well, that's going to change because in this match, there must be a winner and if anyone interferes in this match, they will be arrested on the spot and will be charges with trespassing and if it is a EMW Superstar interfering , that person will be fired on the spot! (Crowd cheers) Now back on tonight, I mentioned that we got our main event tonight and it will be James Bond...versus AL BUNDY! (Crowd Cheers) But the question is what match will it be?! That is where the ShowTime Roulette comes in!
The camera pans out to see the ShowTime Roulette wheel. The Stipulations on the wheel were Lumberjack Match, Handicap Match, Falls Count Anywhere, Steel Cage, Song and Dance, Submission, Trading Places, Tornado Tag, Strange Bedfellows, Blindfold, __on a Pole, Body Slam, Blast From The Past, Special Guest Referee, Table, No Disqualification, No Countout, Last Man Standing, It's Legal In Nevada and GM's Choice. Next to the wheel is NIWA's Vanna White as she spins the wheel. The wheel then stopped spinning and it landed on "GM's Choice".
Michael Jordan: Now that is interesting! The wheel landed on GM's Choice. So I've decided that tonight's match is going to be...A THREE STAGES OF HELL MATCH!!! (Crowd Cheers) Now the first fall will be a match both of you have been quite fond of, a Submissions Match!!! (Crowd Cheers) The second fall will be a good ol' fashioned Las Vegas Street Fight! (Crowd Cheers) and if it goes to a third fall, then it will be...A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
The crowd cheers as Bond stares at Bundy and then Bundy stares at Bond before Bundy celebrated in the ring.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Sonic Drive In*
The new look Avengers succesful match last week against Carlton Banks & Zac Efron.[/center]
EMW World Tag Team Champions The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) arrived on the entrance stage as they make their way to the ring to the same ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: The following contest is a ShowTime Roulette Match and if The Avengers win, they earn an EMW World Tag Team Titles at the NEW EMW Special Event Fair Punishment next Thursday! Introducing first, from Grove Street in Los Santos, San Andreas at a combined weight of 433 pounds...They are the EMW World Tag Team Champions...CARL "CJ" JOHNSON...SEAN "SWEET" JOHNSON...THE GROVE STREET GANG!!!
The Grove Street Gang entered the ring and started talking trash to the crowd before they await their opponents.
The Avengers (Captain America & Thor) arrived on the entrance stage alongside Tony Stark as they make their way to the ring to a huge ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Jon Ian: And their opponents, they are accompanied to the ring by Tony Stark! First, from New York, New York weighing in at 220 pounds...CAPTAIN AMERICA!!! And his partner, originally from Asgard, now residing in the United States weighing in at 640 pounds...THE MIGHTY THOR!!! Together, they are...THE AVENGERS!!!
The Avengers entered the ring and poses for the crowd and then we go to Michael Jordan and Vanna White standing by with the ShowTime Roulette Wheel.
Michael Jordan: This is a big match we have got here. Lets see what kind of match will we see in this one.
Vanna White spins the wheel and it lands on "Tornado Tag". We got a Tornado Tag Team Match as the bell rings to start the match.
The Avengers (Captain America & Thor) with Tony Stark def. EMW World Tag Team Champions The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) in a Tornado Tag Team Non-Title Match via pinfall when Thor pinned Sean "Sweet" Johnson after the Hammer Of Thor. With the win, The Avengers get an EMW World Tag Team title shot at EMW Fair Punishment LIVE! From the O.C. Fair in Costa Mesa, California. During the match, NIWA World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Nephews (Ace Dudley & Ted Dudley) are seen at the entrance stage watching the match.
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Back from commercial, Paris Hilton is already in the ring as she awaits for her opponent. The we wee Michael Jordan on ExtremeVision and the Roulette Wheel is spinning behind him.
Michael Jordan: Alright Paris, lets see what kind of match you will be in store in tonight!
The wheel then lands on "Blast From The Past" which got a good pop from the crowd.
Michael Jordan: Now usually, a Blast From The Past Match means that you are facing someone from EMW's past. But in your case...Tonight is a Blast from YOUR past!
NICOLE RICHIE arrives on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring with a purpose. Richie then enters the ring and chases after Paris who made a quick exit out of the ring. Nicole is challenging Paris to return to the ring but Paris seem reluctant but then decides to get back in the ring. The bell then sounds to start the match.
Paris Hilton def. Nicole Richie via pinfall with a Schoolgirl rollup with Paris's feet on the ropes without the referee looking.
Backstage, "The Day Walker" Blade is seen making his way to the ring through a darken section of the backstage area. Then we see King Budrick exiting his personal locker room and makes his way to the ring. Coming up next, it's "The Day Walker" Blade vs. King Budrick in a ShowTime Roulette Match.
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King Budrick arrives to the entrance stage with his crowd, cape and scepter. King Budrick holds up the scepter and then gold pyro shoot down behind him and then confetti sprayed throughout the arena as he makes his way to the ring geeting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Jon Ian: The following contest is a ShowTime Roulette Match! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 175 pounds...KING BUDRICK!!!
King Budrick then enters the ring and holds up his scepter again before he awaits his opponent.
"The Day Walker" Blade arrives on the entrance stage and gets a monster ovation of cheers from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring.
Jon Ian: His opponent, from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 215 pounds...THE DAY WALKER...BLADE!!!
Blade enters the ring and stares a hole right through King Budrick and then on ExtremeVision, the ShowTime Roulette wheel is spun by Stacy Keibler. The wheel then lands on "Special Guest Referee". The camera pans to Michael Jordan who begins to speak.
Michael Jordan: The wheel has landed on Special Guest Referee and to be fair. I've decided to put in as Special Guest Referee I know that you both know so well.
Duke Nukem arrives on the entrance stage wearing an EMW ShowTime Referee's shirt as he makes his way to the ring to a thunderous pop from the crowd. Duke then enters the ring and then calls for the bell to start the match.
"The Day Walker" Blade def. King Budrick with Duke Nukem as Special Guest Referee via pinfall after the Day Walker DDT after Duke decks King Budrick with a right hand after Budrick slaps Duke while the two argued over Duke's count of Budrick's pinfall after the Royal Stunner.
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Back from commercial break, Riley Steele and "Narcissist" Blossom are already in the ring and then on ExtremeVision, Stacy Keibler spins the ShowTime Roulette Wheel. The wheel stopped on "Strange Bedfellows". Then the camera zooms to Michael Jordan and he begins to talk.
Michael Jordan: Well, this has gotten interesting! Now, in a Strange Bedfellows match is a tag team match involving teams containing people that have never teamed up or never want to team up. So tonight instead of the both of you facing each other...You two will TEAM UP against these two...
Ke$ha arrives on the entrance stage alongside Scorpina and then makes her way to the ring to a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.
Bubbles arrived on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers much to the chagrin of "Narcissist" Blossom who is angered by this news.
Riley Steele & "Narcissist" Blossom def. Bubbles & Ke$ha with Scorpina in a "Strange Bedfellows" Tag Team Match via pinfall when Blossom pinned Ke$ha after Blind-tagging herself in after Steele hits Ke$ha with the Maximum Steel.
Backstage, Al Bundy is seen making his way to the ring for the Submissions Match against James Bond coming up next.
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Al Bundy def. James Bond in a Three Stages Of Hell Match 2 Falls to 1.
Order Of Decisions
Fall #1 - Submissions Match: Al Bundy def. James Bond via submission with the Bundy Lock.
Fall #2 - Las Vegas Street Fight: James Bond def. Al Bundy via pinfall after the Secret Agent Slam onto the Steel Steps.
Fall #3 - Steel Cage Match: Al Bundy def. James Bondd via pinfall after a cameraman slammed the cage door onto James Bond as he was about to escape the Steel Cage.
After the match, Al Bundy escapes the cage and leaves the ring celebrating the win and then the Cameraman entered the steel cage, picked up Bond and hits him with the Snap Double Arm DDT. The Cameraman took off his baseball cap to reveal it's DREW MCINTYRE!!! The crowd cheers loudly as Drew goes down to Bond and said, "You're right! This spy thing is kinda fun!"
Drew McIntyre leaves the ring as the Steel Cage rises and then looks over the ring with a sly smile as Bond slowly gets to his feet frustrated as the show concludes this week.
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