Post by theoc71 on Jul 22, 2011 2:06:00 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Friday July 22nd, 2011
El Paso County Colisieum
El Paso, Texas
The show begins with a video recap of EMW Starlets action from last Sunday's Metal Madness Mega Event which concludes with Kelly Bundy retaining the EMW World Women's Championship in a Tables Match against Olivia Munn with the help from the shocking return of Lindsay Lohan.
We then go to footage shown from during the week at the EMW Headquarters in Anaheim, California where Lindsay Lohan is seen signing a new contract with EMW as EMW Owner Theo Clardy looks on and then Clardy talks to Lohan.
Theo Clardy: Okay, everything is all set. Lindsay, welcome back.
Clardy and Lohan then shook hands.
We go the arena, where The Lady Horsemen (Olivia Munn, Katy Perry, Sasha Grey & the recently reinstated Megan Fox) arrived on the entrance stage and make their way to the ring to a thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Lady Horsemen!
The Lady Horsemen entered the ring and then Olivia Munn has the microphone as she begins to speak.
Olivia Munn: Last Sunday, I was robbed at being the EMW World Women's Champion because that jailbird Lindsay Lohan, took it upon herself to cost me the EMW World Women's title in the Tables Match against Kelly Bundy. Now some of you may think that hiring back Lindsay would piss me off...But it doesn't! The reason why is that The Lady Horsemen are now back in full force! I assure you, Lindsay Lohan...The Lady Horsemen would make you wish you were back in prison or house arrest because you have my word that we will make your life a living HELL!!!
Olivia Munn hands the microphone to Katy Perry and she addresses the crowd.
Katy Perry: What Olivia Munn said is 100% true. Rumors of our demise are just that..Rumors! The Lady Horsemen are back and better than ever! Now it is our time to get back what was ours in the first place.
Katy then hands the microphone to Sasha Grey then Sasha begins to speak.
Sasha Grey: Now last week, me and Katy had a little disagreement but Olivia calmed us down and now everything is well within the Lady Horsemen. Now, Katy and l have one focus and that is to become the Unfied EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions once again!
Sasha Grey then hands the microphone to Megan Fox and then Megan addresses the crowd.
Megan Fox: Rosie...Oh, Rosie...I hope you are listening. First of all, you have been hiding from your Modeling Agency...Now, you are hiding from the World-Renowned Ambulance Chaser...Um...Lawyer Gloria Allred. I realize that all you are doing is hiding. You have been hiding over the fact that you are afraid of me. I said it once...I'll say it again...You are a fake...You are a coward and you are a bitch that wants to be like me! Lets be honest...who doesn't want to be like me?! (Fox laughs as the crowd boos loudly) Rosie, I know that I will beat your overrated ass any time, anywhere!
Fox then hands the microphone to Munn as she addresses the crowd again.
Olivia Munn: It seems to us that what made us weak, only makes us stronger! The Lady Horsemen are in full force again and we finish what we left off starting tonight!
The Lady Horsemen theme hits as The Lady Horsemen hold up the trademark Horsemen 4 signal to the crowd as they boo them loudly. Meanwhile, Erin Andrews announced that Olivia Munn will be apart of a Four Corner Survival EMW World Women's Championship #1 Contender's Match tonight that also involves Chun Li, Sonya Blade and Crimson Viper then she said that coming up next The Lady Horsemen's Megan Fox is in action against Miranda Lawson.
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Megan Fox def. Miranda Lawson via submission with the Megan's Vice (Anaconda Vice). After the match, Megan grabs a bag and then takes out a brunette wig and spray paint. Fox then puts the wig on an knocked out Miranda Lawson and then spray-paint "Rosie" across her chest. She then applies Megan's Vice again and then Security Officials ran to pry Megan off of Miranda. Fox then exits the ring and then screams, "YOU'RE A COWARD, ROSIE! A COWARD!" before she heads to the back.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Mountain Dew*
The Princesses becoming the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions after defeating The Vampire Slayers at Metal Madness.[/center]
A graphic is shown that later tonight, it will be the rematch from Metal Madness for the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship as The Princesses defend the titles for the first time ever against The Vampire Slayers in an Extreme Rules Match.
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Erin Andrews and Jessica Chobot addressed the announcement of the SummerJam Starlet Showdown at SummerJam and that tonight is a start of a 12 Woman Tournament featuring former EMW Starlets and Never Before Seen Starlets, with the Final Four Participants competing in a Four Way Dance at SummerJam 2K11 with the winner getting a EMW Contract!
Dawn Summers def. Tila Tequila and Selene in a Triple Threat SummerJam Starlets Showdown Tournament Match via pinfall when Dawn Summers pinned Tila Tequila after the Slayer Bomb (Gory Bomb).
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Dixie Clemets with Reiko Hinomoto def. Mistress Spencer with Dark Queen via pinfall after the Dixie Cutter. In the final moments of the match, Aisha arrived and approached Dixie Clemets on the outside and then Aisha slaps Dixie across the face hard which kinda turn the switch on Dixie. Dixie then returns to the ring and then Dixie took over the match and then won the match after the Dixie Cutter.
Backstage, the NEW Undisputed EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach) make their way to the ring for their first ever title defense under Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls Rules against The Vampire Slayers up next.
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Undisputed EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach) def. The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) in an Extreme Rules Match via pinfall when Princess Peach pinned Buffy Summers after Peach reverses Buffy's momentum on the Flying Cross Body from the top rope while holding onto Buffy's Jeans. After the match, after The Princesses left to the back, two women in hooded jackets came from the crowd, jumped the barricade and attacked The Vampire Slayers from behind. One of the hooded women hits Buffy Summers with a Widow's Peak and the over hits Faith Lehane with the Fame-Asser. The two women then took off their hooded jackets to reveal it's THE POP ICONS (Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera)!!! Spears & Aguilera then leave the ring as Officials ran in to check on the Vampire Slayers.
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Ke$ha with Scorpina def. X-23 via pinfall with the Tik Tok after Scorpina tripped up Becky without the referee looking. After the match, Ke$ha and Scorpina began to beat up on Becky until Riley Steele ran in to make the save but Ke$ha and Scorpina quickly exit the ring before Riley can get to any one of them. Riley Steele then helps X-23 to her feet as Scorpina and Ke$ha looked on approvingly.
Backstage, we see multiple shots of the Six Starlets competing in tonight's 4 Corner Survival Match to determine the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship at SummerJam 2K11. (Chun Li, Sonya Blade, Crimson Viper and Olivia Munn) warming up their respective backstage locations before heading to the ring. The main event is up next!
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Sonya Blade def. Crimson Viper, Olivia Munn and Chun-Li in a Four Corner Survival Match when Sonya Blade pinned Crimson Viper after the Kiss Of Doom to become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship. Before the match, EMW World Women's Champion Kelly Bundy joins Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot for guest commentary. After the match, Kelly Bundy entered the ring and then both her and Sonya had a staredown then Sonya cheap shots her out of nowhere and then runs out of the ring before Kelly can respond. Sonya looked at Kelly with a sinister smile on her face as Kelly Bundy holds her right cheek where Sonya hit her and then stares at Sonya with a angered look on her face as Starlets concludes this week.
"Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock from LMFAO's latest album "Sorry For Party Rocking" Avalible Now is the official theme song for EMW SummerJam 2K11.