Post by jth on Jun 11, 2011 16:05:36 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Municipal Auditorium
Kansas City, Missouri
(Show begins recapping last week’s show that saw Drew McIntyre become the challenger for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship against Ganondorf at Beach and after that the show kicks off with a bang)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The following contest…is a Triple Threat Match to determine the number one contender for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship at our next Supershow…Beach Wars.
Triple Threat Match
Number One Contender’s match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
Peter Pan vs. Spiderman vs. Link
Pan and Spidey wastes no time working on Link as the attack him back into the corner, Spidey whips Link into the opposite corner and runs in and connects with a dropkick as Link comes out Pan connects with a Huracanrana Takedown, Spidey and Pan then both nail a dropkick and sends Link to the outside and leaves Pan and Spidey in the ring. Tie up by the two and a headlock by Spidey and tries to gain the edge, Pan shoves Spidey to the ropes and leaps over the running Spidey and takes him down with an Arm Drag on the second rebound and has Spidey now in an Arm Lock, Spidey is able to get to his feet and whips Pan down and out of the hold and dropkicks Pan down again when Pan gets to his feet, Link then runs in the ring and clotheslines Spidey down as he gets back to the his feet and makes a cover and a 2 count. Link then attacks Pan and punches him back into the corner and climbs up and begins a 10 Punch Count as Link mocks the crowd getting booed, during the punches Spidey gets to his feet and clubs Link in the back and lifts him on his shoulders in the Electric Chair position and then Pan climbs on the top turnbuckle for an attack as Link is waving his arms around telling him to not do it, Pan comes off the top and connects with a Doomsday Device taking Link down in the middle of the ring, Spidey though quickly makes the cover and Pan breaks it up at 2 and Link rolls to the apron of the ring. Spidey and Pan starts trading shots on each other as Pan starts to gain the edge, Spidey then reverses the Irish Whip on Pan who tries to a Springboard Crossbody, but Spidey sees it coming and counters with a dropkick to the midsection of Pan coming down, Spidey quickly gets Pan in a Cradle Rollup and a 2 count. Pan gets up and Spidey quickly gets him with a Small Package and another 2 count, Spidey then grabs Pan and tries for a Backslide that Pan is able to stop, Spidey flips Pan over his back which Pan is able to land on his feet in front of Spidey and turns it into a Standing Ensiguri taking Spidey down to the mat. Pan then heads to the top turnbuckle, but Link gets on the apron and runs over and shoves Pan off the top to the outside on the floor. Pan gets in the ring and picks up Spidey who shoves Link back and jumps up looking for a Huracanrana, but Link is able to turn it into a Powerbomb as it seems Spidey thought it was Pan he was dealing with, Link then makes a cover and a 2 count. Link picks up Spidey and slams him down to the mat and Link then begins to head to the top turnbuckle for the Flying Headbutt on Spidey, but Pan gets on the apron and trips up Link and Link straddle the turnbuckle and Link falls to the mat, Pan then jumps onto the top turnbuckle and looks for a move, both Link and Spidey get to their feet and Pan jumps off and Link ducks making Pan nail a Flying Head Scissors on Spidey taking him down. Pan gets to his feet and gets caught by Link who takes him down with a Side Effect Slam and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. Link then nails Pan with a Pendulum Back Breaker and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off and nails a Diving Headbutt but isn’t able to make the cover. Link picks up Pan and looks for the ZDT, but Pan is able to block it and come off the ropes and nails Link with a Springboard Dropkick taking Link down by the corner. Pan calls for the end and begins to head to the top turnbuckle and comes off and nails You Can Fly on Link, but as Pan gets to his feet, Spidey catches Pan with a Rolling Clutch Pin and gets the 3 and Spiderman sneaks in the back door and becomes the new number one contender for the Junior Heavyweight Championship as he gets out of the ring and celebrates with the fans as Pan can’t believe he got caught. Spiderman heads up the apron the number one contender, but when he turns around he gets nailed with a Football Tackle from the Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens and Owens holds the title right up to Spidey’s face, just after that Link clubs Peter Pan from behind and nails him with the ZDT and knocks him out as Link is very frustrated from the turn of events.
(Screen shows Fozzie Osbourne making his way to the ring and he has a determined look on his face)
(Fozzie’s Music hits and the Brass Knuckles Champion makes his way to the ring tosses the belt in the ring and grabs a mike as he walks around the ring and then rolls into it)
Fozzie: Ya know this is a pretty screwed up world we live in right now. I remember back in the good ole days that a person would challenge someone and said challenged would choose to accept or not. This is the first that I recall someone challenging someone…to challenge them. So now I have to choose whether or not to accept the challenge of challenging said challenger…I said it was screwed up, do you people even listen? Shadow the Hedgehog…(Crowd cheers just at the name which irritates Fozzie) it seems by many that I have the impossible task of defeating you, but by no means any difficult task of showing that I’m not intimidated by you, because… oh…low and behold I’m not intimidated by anyone. So I’ll make this real quick and simple…do I accept the challenge of the challenge of the challenge and all the B.S….my answer…is yes! (Crowd Cheers) So July 1st, Beach Wars will be no day at the beach. I’m going to show you all that Fozzie Osbourne is the toughest badass in NIWA, and that no one is better… than… ME! (Fozzie taunts the crowd and he gets booed as he leaves the ring as the match is set. Fozzie vs. Shadow at Beach Wars.)
(Screen shows what happened at Annualversary 3 Bubbles cost “Narcissist” Blossom the NIWA World Women’s Championship.)
Adrenaline A vs. “Narcissist” Blossom
Hard tie up and AA gets Blossom in a headlock which Blossom is able to get out of it and shoves AA in the back of the head and Blossom wants her to bring more. AA charges at Blossom and kicks her in the midsection and then pounds her back into the corner and connects with repeated right hands trying to knock Blossom off easy, AA sends Blossom to the opposite corner who jumps onto the top and flips over AA running in and then dropkicks AA down to the mat and Blossom gets to her feet like it was nothing, Blossom punches away at the face of AA as she gets to her knees and comes off the ropes looking for a Boot to the face, but AA recovers and nails Blossom down to the mat with a Double Forearm Strike taking Blossom down but only for a moment. AA drives Blossom back into the corner and goes ramped with right hands and then pulls Blossom out with a knee lift taking her down and makes a cover and barely a 2 count. AA again tries to keep the attack going on Blossom and kicks her as she gets to her feet and lifts her up and drills Blossom with a Double Underhook Powerbomb and makes another cover and a 2 count. AA then picks up Blossom and looks for a DDT, but Blossom spins out of the move then clotheslines AA to the mat, AA then gets up and Blossom drills AA in the face with a Power Punch knocking AA’s lights out as Blossom holds her face after all the shots she has taken. Blossom then looks to end it and lifts up AA and drills her with Perfectly Painful and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and “Narcissist” Blossom is the victor here tonight as the crowd boos her.
(Screen shows a recap of when Chuck Norris and JTH were both taken out by the Warios and Marios during last week’s Gauntlet Match preventing both of them from advancing)
(Backstage Ron Burgundy is backstage with “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH ready for an interview.)
Burgundy: I’m here with JTH and JTH you just saw the footage from last week. What is your reaction to it? (Burgundy holds up the mike to JTH’s face who doesn’t answer for a couple seconds until…)
JTH: I’ll show you how I feel…(JTH grabs the mike from Burgundy and walks off. The camera follows JTH as he walks through the backstage area and up the entrance stairs to head to the ring and power walks to the ring as he gets a great reaction as he rolls into the ring with purpose.)
JTH: How I feel…is I have never been so pissed off before in my life, is that a good answer? (Crowd Cheers) My path to become number one contender last week was tough enough having to deal with people like Chuck Norris; so the fact that my title shot was taken from me by our World Champion’s stupid, fat, plumber cocks makes me want to kick some people’s teeth in. (Crowd Cheers) But I’m not the number one contender, I’ll take my pill and swallow it. (Imitates eating and swallowing a pill) Mmm…and it tastes like crap!!! (Crowd Cheers) I am going to make this really simple and I hope that all you morons in that locker room are hearing this…I will be the NIWA World Champion again, and I don’t care if I have to go through all of you Nintendo chumps to do it…
(Just then Chuck Norris’ them hits and JTH is wondering what Chuck Norris is doing here as he gets a monstrous ovation and enters the ring as JTH is just standing by)
Norris: Look kid, I know you’re upset. But you have to realize that all things happen for a reason. You and I had our chances to become NIWA World Champion shattered because we let our guard down, and you must learn from those mistakes. I’m no more pleased about what happened as you are, but you have to learn that a “Good Sport” doesn’t whine and complain when things don’t go his way. (JTH just stares him down as he raises the mike to his lips)
JTH: And you have to realize Chuck…that a “Good Sport” plays by the rules. We did…they didn’t…and that attitude Chuck is probably the one reason why I have never respected you a superstar here in NIWA. (Crowd Oohs and some of them boo) You and I last week played by the rules fair and square, and all it us was a 4 on 2 ass kicking! Now at Beach Wars, I’m taking on all 4 of those jackasses, and I just assure fight them all myself. But if you truly feel the same way I do about what happened last week…you’ll be in my corner…Fight fair won’t get us any further here Chuck…whether you choose to believe that or not is your own business. But I assure you Chuck…(Gets right in his face) This war…has just begun…(Walks off and leaves the ring)
Non-Title Match
EMW Tag Team Champions The Grove Street Gang vs. Captain Hook & Captain Jack Sparrow
Sweet starts out the match with Sparrow and then tie up is quick as Sparrow punches Sweet in the midsection which Sweet returns so with a shot to the face as the two are trading shots with each other, Sweet then takes Sparrow down to the mat with a hard right cross. Irish Whip by Sweet and connects with a Back Body Drop onto the Sparrow and a cover and a 2 count. A kick to the midsection and then shoves Sparrow back to the corner and runs in for a clothesline and nails Sparrow out of it. A tag made to CJ who comes in and connects with a Forearm to the face of Sparrow and makes a cover and a 2 count. CJ sends Sparrow into the corner as well and runs in which Sparrow gets a foot up and knocks CJ back, Sparrow then runs and takes CJ down with a Mongolian Chop takedown. Sparrow grabs CJ and pulls him over to his corner and tags in Hook and the two start stomping away at the chest of CJ. Hook pulls CJ in the corner and starts choking CJ with his foot and the referee pulls him back which allows Sparrow to start choking CJ as way which gets Sweet’s attention on the other side coming in as the referee pulls him back Sparrow lets go. Hook elbows CJ in the back of the head taking him down to the mat again and makes the cover and a 2 count. Quick tag to Sparrow who comes in and knees CJ in the ribs and then takes CJ down with a Leg Roll Takedown and hooks the leg and a 2 count. Sparrow comes off the ropes and drops a leg across the chest and then heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off looking for a Blockbuster, but CJ moves and Sparrow splats the mat and gives CJ an opening. Both men get the tag and Sweet comes in and starts cleaning house and takes Hook down with repeated right hands, Sparrow then jumps back in the ring and gets drilled with an uppercut and Sparrow falls out of the ring, Sweet then turns around and gets raked in the face by Hook and Hook then tries to hook the arms of Sweet and connect with a Double Underhook Piledriver, but Sweet counters out with a Back Body Drop and Hook gets up and walks into a Face Buster across the knee stunning Hook as Sweet makes the tag to CJ who comes in and kicks Hook in the midsection and hooks up his opponent and drills the San Andreas Fault and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and The Grove Street Gang continue their surge and look to come away victorious the next time they face The Dudley Nephews.
(Screen shows a limo pull up backstage and it opens up and it is the President of NIWA Mr. CC which is the first he has been seen in several weeks.)
Johnny Bravo vs. Max Payne
Tie up and Bravo moves Payne back into the corner using his strength advantage and allows Payne to come out cleanly which Payne decides to kick Bravo in the midsection and punch away at the face. Bravo then reverses the Irish Whip on Payne and lifts him up off the ropes and drops Payne with a Military Press and then slams him down hard with a Scoop Slam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Bravo knees Payne in the corner as he gets to his feet and sends him across to the opposite corner and runs which Payne gets a foot up and jumps on the middle turnbuckle coming off with a Reverse Elbow taking Bravo down. Payne stands over Bravo and gives crossface shots to Bravo as he gets to his knees and Payne comes off the ropes behind Bravo and forearms him in the back of the head and makes a cover and a 2 count. Payne punches Bravo back into the corner and grabs him around the neck and pulls him out with a Bulldog Takedown and hooks the leg and another 2 count. Payne gets Bravo in a Side Headlock that Bravo is trying to get out of and tries to ram Payne back into the corner, but Payne holds on. Payne then tries for another Bulldog, but Bravo shoves Payne away and Payne lands on the mat back first. Payne gets back to his feet and Bravo gives him a monstrous clothesline knocking the air right out of Payne on the mat and then Bravo drops the elbow across the chest continuing the attack. Bravo calls for the end and kicks Payne as he gets to his feet staggered and lifts Payne up in the air and nails him with the Man I’m Pretty Slam and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Johnny Bravo looks impressive again as he wins his one on one match tonight.
(Screen shows coming up next is a non-title Champion vs. Champion Match between NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens and EMW Internet Champion Zangief)
Non-Title Champion vs. Champion Match
EMW Internet Champion Zangief vs. NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens
Owens is side skipping around the ring to prevent Zangief from getting him and then pounces in for a tie up, but Zangief is still able to use his strength to move Owens back into the corner and Owens is screaming for the referee to get him back. Zangief then runs in to squash Owens in the corner who gets out of the way and Owens connects with right hand after right hand and then acts like he’s taking a picture for one last punch, but Zangief blocks it and with one strike knocks Owens clear across the ring and down. Zangief then shoves Owens back to the corner and holds him there and gives him a giant slap to the chest and Owens goes down to the his knees, Zangief then lifts him up and throws him across the ring. Zangief waits for Owens to get to his feet and runs at Owens again and Owens gives a cheap chop block to the front of Zangeif’s left leg looking to hyperextend his leg and knocks Zangief off balance, Owens gives a dropkick to the knee taking Zangief down to a knee and then Owens takes advantage and nails a Snap DDT taking Zangief down to the mat and makes a cover and a 2 count. Owens drops an elbow across the leg of Zangief and looks to damage the leg further, but Zangief uses his strong leg to shove Owens back into the corner and the force knocks Owens off his feet and face first on the mat. Zangief gets to his feet and gives Owens a hard body blow and then lifts Owens over his head, but can’t keep him in the air and Owens lands behind Zangief takes him down with a Russian Leg Sweep taking Zangief down again and Owens gets to his feet and does the T.O. pose to a chorus of boos. Owens looks to end it with a Football Tackle as Zangief begins to get to his feet and runs at Zangief, but Zangief catches him on impact and lifts up Owens and counters with a Powerbomb to the mat and Zangief goes down to a knee for a moment and then makes a cover and only a 2 count. Zangief then grabs Owens’ leg and drops an elbow across his leg which Owens screams out in pain and Zangief then does it again, Zangief then goes for a Catapult looking to fling Owens into the corner behind him which the referee is right behind them, Zangief flings Owens back and Owens stops before he nails the referee, Zangief then runs in not seeing the referee behind Owens and splashes them both and both men go down. Zangief then boots Owens in the face as he gets to his feet and calls for the end. Zangief grabs Owens looking for the Russian National Slam, but Blitz runs in the ring and clubs Zangief in the back and a kick to the leg while the referee is down and nails Zangief with an All Out Blitz and rolls out of ring and spits into it as he walks out of the arena proving a point to Zangief yet again. Owens struggles to his feet and sees Zangief down in the middle of the ring and calls for the T.O. Elbow as the referee starts to move and Owens nails it and hooks the leg as the referee slowly crawls over and slowly makes the count and only a 2 count as Zangief kicks out, Owens out of frustration elbows the referee in the back while he is still down and takes him out again. Owens rolls to the outside and grabs his NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship and rolls back in the ring as Zangief is trying to get to his feet, suddenly Owens’ opponent for Beach Wars Spiderman hit’s the ring and grabs the title from Owens’ hands and Owens turns around to see what has happened, but when he turns back around to Zangief he gets caught and nailed with the Russian National Slam, Spidey then jumps onto the top turnbuckle and comes off with the Spidey Splash and rolls out the ring as Zangief wakes the referee and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Zangief pulls one up on Terrell Owens tonight. But it seems that many feuds are boiling over in Peter Pan & Link, Zangief & Blitz, and also Terrell Owens & Spiderman. How will all of these heated rivalries fair?
(Suddenly we hear Mr. CC’s voice from backstage and it sounds like he is coming to the ring side)
CC: Stop right there…this show ain’t over yet! (CC walks up on the apron and enters the ring) I want you to save some of that ass kicking rage you guys have. Now I was knocked out of running my show for over a month. I don’t feel like waiting another second. I want Ganondorf and his Ninten Dumb asses to get out in this ring cause there are many people who feel they have a score to settle. Come On!!! (Throws the mike out of the ring and signals for the group to get out there)
(Just then NintenDoom’s music plays and Ganondorf comes out to the entrance way and then signals to back and sure enough all his goons of The Warios, Marios, and Link follow too. The six begin to head to the ring and just then JTH, Chuck Norris, and Drew McIntyre sprint from behind and attack 3 of the six and Spiderman, Zangief, and Mr. CC jump out the ring and attack the other 3. Drew McIntyre is attacking his opponent for the World Heavyweight Championship in Ganondorf, CC is attacking Link, Chuck Norris & JTH are attacking Mario and Luigi respectfully; and Zangief and Spiderman get Wario and Waluigi respectful as the 12 men are brawling up the ramp way it is complete and utter chaos. Just then the lights go out and the screen shows Shadow’s face on the Titantron as the crowd goes crazy.)
Shadow: THIS CHOAS WILL…STOP!!! (Just then the ramp way and entrance ramp ignited in a huge pyro and everyone comes to a stand still as the 12 men are staring around in complete confusion as the show ends)
Quick Results:
Spiderman defeated Peter Pan and Link via pinning Peter Pan in a Number One Contender’s Triple Threat Match
“Narcissist” Blossom defeated Adrenaline A via pinfall
EMW Tag Team Champions The Grove Street Gang defeated Captain Hook & Captain Jack Sparrow via CJ pinning Captain Hook in a non-title match
Johnny Bravo defeated Max Payne via pinfall
EMW Internet Champion Zangief defeated NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens via pinfall in a champion vs. champion non-title match