Post by jth on May 7, 2011 12:11:11 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Comcast Arena at Everett
Everett, Washington
(Show begins recapping the bizarre ending from SNS last week when The Marios, Warios, Link, and new NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf have now joined forces as they beat down “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH and Drew McIntyre. This group now refers to themselves as NintenDoom.)
(Camera then shows a jam packed Comcast Arena in Everett, Washington when Chuck Norris’ theme hits and the crowd goes crazy as Chuck Norris himself heads down to the ring and enters the ring with a mike in hand. He waits to talk as a “Norris“ Chant fills the arena.)
Norris: I apologize for not being here last week, I had to go and kill Osama Bin Liden! (Crowd cheers like crazy and a “USA” Chant is quickly made as Norris has a big smile on his face.) No but seriously, I have so much respect for the men and women in our military for who risk the ultimate price for our freedom day in, day out and that is something even myself would have a hard time doing. (Crowd Cheers) Now back to business, two weeks ago I managed to withstand a Loser leaves NIWA Match against Mr. Clean at Clash of the Titans II. (Cheers) So after a long, troubling, path of beat downs, sneak attacks, costing me titles; my major obstacle has been hurdled. (Crowd Cheers) But then…something else happened at Clash of the Titans II as well as last week. We saw the destruction of two of my biggest rivals here in NIWA, as well as the forming of a new group…NintenDoom. (Crowd Boos)
(Without warning, NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf along with his servants of Link, The Warios and Marios are all along side as the champion has a mike in hand.)
Ganon: Well, well Chuck Norris. The only wise thing you have done in recent time was not being present for the coming of NintenDoom. Because I can assure you, you would have had the same fate as JTH, Mr. CC, and Drew McIntyre last week. Now Drew McIntyre isn’t here to help you, there’s no one here to help you that can make a difference. And lucky for you, we haven’t forgotten how destroy someone the likes of you. (As the group begins to walk closer to the ring) Now I am the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion…(Crowd Boos) We have the Money in the Bank contract in our possession. (Gestures to Link who smiles) And we have formed the most powerful force in NIWA. Meaning that I, Ganondorf will NEVER lose the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship! (As the group gets on the ring and enters the ring as Norris still holds his ground) One man has been taken down in Drew McIntyre, later tonight JTH will be next. But now…the person next on the list…is you…(Ganon drops the mike as the group looks ready to attack)
(Chuck Norris doesn’t back down and runs right at Mario and knocks him down but the numbers game of 6 on 1 is quickly too much as NintenDoom beats Norris down to the mat. Ganondorf then rips off one of the corner’s buckle pads as the Warios hold Norris up as Link gives closed fist shots right to the face as Ganon commands new strategy. Ganon points to the corner and then Warios lifts him to his feet and whip Norris hard into the exposed corner and Norris goes down hard as he hits bolt first on his back and tailbone. The Warios then pick Norris up and send him at Mario who kicks Norris in the midsection and nails him with a Super Mario Stunner taking Norris down again as Luigi then pounds away at the back of the head as Ganon looks on with approval. Link gets a of Norris and locks him in the Triforce Lock and wrenches away as Norris screams out in pain. Just then the Flint Tropics run out to the ring to even the odds, but they show little to no resistance as the Marios and Warios jump them 4 on 3 as Ganon doesn’t even have to intervene and they throw the Tropics out of the ring. Ganon then tells Link to release the hold and Ganon now wants a piece of Norris as the crowd boos like crazy. Ganon lifts Norris up and runs Norris to the exposed corner and Ganon Bombs him into the exposed steel buckles and Norris goes down hard face first on the mat and Ganon raises his hands in victory as his comrades do so also as it seems NintenDoom has taken out yet another big name in Chuck Norris as they leave the ring with their goal accomplished.)
(Screen recaps the beat that NintenDoom just gave Chuck Norris)
(Terrell Owens now comes out to ringside for the upcoming match)
Non-Title Match
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan vs. Link
Pan starts out playing a hit and run game keeping away from Link’s attacks coming off the ropes taking Link down with multiple chops and dropkicks. Pan then ducks under another right hand but this time he runs into a Spinning Back Hand off the ropes and knocks the taste out of his mouth, Link then grabs Pan and nails him with a Double Knee Lift taking Pan down on both knees and Link quickly gets Pan down in a Backslide and a 2 count as Pan flips back to his feet and dropkicks Link square in the face taking Link down. Pan runs to the turnbuckle and comes off as Link gets to his feet and takes Link down with a Springback Head Scissors as Link gets up quickly again, Link then sidesteps Pan the second attempt and grabs Pan off the ropes and connects with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker and makes a cover and a 2 count. Pan gets up to his feet and Link meets him a several forearms to the back knocking sternum first on the ropes, Link then grabs Pan looking for a German Suplex, but Pan grabs the ropes preventing it until Link pulls him off, but Pan lands on his feet on the Release German attempt, Pan then runs behind Link and gives him a Head Scissors flinging Link to the outside. Pan then comes off the ropes and nails Link with a Front Flip Plancha over the top rope to the outside and the crowd goes crazy as the Junior Heavyweight Champion takes high risk as Terrell Owens remains at ring side. Pan picks Link up and chops away at the chest of Link, but Link knees Pan in the face stopping his momentum as the referee’s count reaches 5, Link then grabs Pan and throws him at Owens and the two go down on the mat and Link rolls into the ring looking for the countout win. Owens gets to his feet and grabs Pan, but instead of attacking him Owens throws Pan back into the ring preventing the countout win for Link and Link gets a frustrated look on his face but goes at Pan and continues to stomp away at Pan on the mat. Link then grabs Pan and lifts him up and drills him with a Standing Vertical Suplex and makes a cover and a 2 count. Link then grabs Pan again and lifts him up with one arm and drills him with a One Arm Backbreaker and looks for a submission and gets Pan in a Boston Crab and Pan is in pain but isn’t tapping. Owens is calling for Pan to get the ropes next to him and Pan stretches out and after several attempts Pan grabs the ropes to a cheer of the crowd. Link elbows Pan in the back of the head and then begins to climb to the top turnbuckle and looks for the Diving Headbutt and nails it and rolls Pan over and hooks the leg and only a 2 count and Link getting very frustrated now and rolls out to the ring and grabs the chair that Owens was in and brings it into the ring and looks to nail Pan with, but Owens then gets on the apron distracting Link and Link starts screaming at Owens to get off, but it allows Pan to get to his feet and jumps off the ropes and drill the chair into the face of Link with a Springboard Dropkick taking Link down and Pan then heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off with You Can Fly and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Peter Pan with the help of Terrell Owens has knocked off Link is in this one on one match, but then Owens gets in the ring and without notice then Football Tackles Pan to the mat and starts pounding away at him as Link rolls out of the ring. It seems that Owens didn’t help Peter Pan to help assist vanquishing NintenDoom, but rather to make Pan wear himself down more so he put pick his spot and Terrell Owens once more has the edge on Pan, after the attack Owens heads back to the outside and grabs Pan’s NIWA Junior Heavyweight Title, it seems pretty clear that T.O. has some unfinished business in his mind with the champion.
(We just learned that Chuck Norris has demanded a match tonight with the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf. But what kind of shape can Chuck Norris possibly be in?)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Mario w/Luigi
As the two get ready to make a lockup, Luigi jumps on the apron getting JTH’s attention and JTH misses a right hand on Luigi and allows Mario to attack JTH from behind and pounds away at him knocking him back on the ropes, JTH then is sent off the ropes and ducks under the clothesline of Mario and gives Luigi on the outside a baseball slide knocking Luigi on the floor, but Mario then grabs JTH from behind and connects with a Back Suplex and makes a cover and a 2 count. Mario picks up JTH looking for a Gutwrench Suplex, but JTH fights out and comes back with right hands and pounds Mario back into the corner, JTH then goes at Mario with chops to the chest and speeds up the chops with each one and is getting pumped as he sends Mario into the opposite corner, JTH then runs in and gets a boot to the face knocking JTH back and then Mario takes advantage with a Falling DDT and Mario makes the cover and a 2 count. Mario distracts the referee as Luigi then takes advantage and chokes away at JTH until Mario is done and Luigi lets go and then Mario stomps away at the chest of JTH and pulls him to the center of the ring, Mario sits JTH up and Mario comes off the ropes behind him and dropkicks JTH in the back and makes another cover and a 2 count. Mario then picks up JTH and punches in the chin stunning him and then sends him into the corner and looks for the Butt Bomb, but JTH moves in time and then kicks Mario in the gut and jumps on the turnbuckle with a hold of Mario and plants him with a Tornado DDT and both are down. Both men then get to their feet and Mario misses the right hand and JTH nails Mario with a DDT of his own and Luigi then gets on the apron which JTH knocks Luigi down on the mat allowing Mario to struggle to his feet on the other side of the ring, JTH sees him and gets the Irish Whip reversed and JTH ducks the right hand chop and comes back off nailing the Flying Forearm and JTH nips up and when Mario gets to his feet JTH nails Mario with an X Factor Facebuster and JTH looks to head to the top turnbuckle and comes off nailing the Elbow Drop and JTH calls for the end. While JTH is preparing for the Wrestlemania Kick, Luigi is right next to the apron by Mario and slides him something that looks like a wrench and Luigi then quickly gets on the apron getting the referee’s attention, JTH decides to go for the Wrestlemania Kick, but Mario drills JTH in the midsection with the wrench and JTH goes down to a knee and Mario looks to nail JTH square in the back of the head, but JTH moves out of the way and gets Mario with the Wrestlemania Kick while the referee is still distracted making Mario drop the wrench. JTH then grabs the wrench and turns to Luigi and drills Luigi with it knocking him down and out on the apron and JTH then looks to make the cover, but the referee sees the wrench and Mario down and the referee calls for the bell think JTH nailed Mario with the wrench and has disqualified JTH in this match and the crowd boos the decision. JTH then gets right in the referee’s face talking trash with him and then JTH out of nowhere nails the referee with the Wrestlemania Drop and the crowd cheers the motive although JTH may have a lighter wallet after tonight. JTH then leaves the ring pissed off after being wrongfully disqualified.
(Screen recaps last week’s SNS when Spiderman defeated the NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne in a non-title match. Ron Burgundy is standing by with Spiderman.)
Burgundy: I am standing by with “The Amazing” Spiderman. And as seen last week, you defeated Fozzie Osbourne in a singles match thus giving you a Brass Knuckles Championship match, but you however have chose to not pursue the Brass Knuckles Championship. Why so?
Spiderman: It’s just not something I feel like pursuing, I got bigger fish to fry in my mind. But fear not fans, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman will be doing what he does best and that’s…
(Suddenly Spiderman gets jumped from behind by Fozzie Osbourne with a steel chair taking Spidey down on the floor.)
Fozzie: What’s wrong Webhead? Are you too good for me? (He smacks him in the back with the chair) Let this be step one of your Lessons of Pain. Never decline a challenge. (Smacks him again and laughs as he walks off and Spidey holds his back on the floor)
(Screen shows the disturbing footage of what happened at Clash of the Titans when the new number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship “Narcissist” Blossom buried and burned her sister Buttercup alive. Coming up next is a big one on one women’s match as “Narcissist” Blossom will face her other sister Bubbles.)
“Narcissist” Blossom vs. Bubbles
The two zoom at each other and Bubbles gets Blossom back into the corner and Bubbles quickly goes at Blossom with quick right hands to the face and midsection, Blossom then shoves Bubbles back and when Bubbles attempts to run back in Blossom runs out and tackles Bubbles to the mat and wails away at the face herself until Bubbles flings her off. The two girls then tackle each other through the ropes and the two begin pounding away at the each other on the outside, Blossom then looks to ram Bubbles into the ring apron which Bubbles blocks and rams Blossom face first knocking her down to the floor, Bubbles then grabs Blossom then throws her into the ring which Blossom gets to her feet and runs at Bubbles as she gets on the apron and dropkicks her off and Bubbles lands back first on the floor as Blossom flips her hair in the ring getting booed as Bubbles gets to her feet enraged. Bubbles gets in the ring and gets sidestepped by Blossom as she comes off the ropes and Blossom takes her down with a Monkey Toss, Bubbles begins to get to her feet and gets drilled in the face with Power Punch taking her down face first and Blossom makes a cover and a 2 count. Blossom then stomps away at the chest of Bubbles and then chokes her with her foot on the ropes and breaks on 4 allowing Bubbles to get to her feet, Blossom then looks to go for Perfectly Painful, but isn’t able to lift Bubbles on several attempt and Bubbles then picks Blossom up and drills her with an Alabama Slam with Blossom holding the back of her head. Blossom gets up to her feet and Bubbles takes her down repeatedly with clotheslines as Bubbles looks to turn the tables, Blossom then tries to use the ropes to get away but Bubbles pulls her off them and Blossom lands back first onto the mat and makes a cover and a 2 count. Bubbles then looks for the Powerpuff Spiral Bomb, but Blossom punches Bubbles in the face as she gets lifted up and gets out and right into a pin position and a 2 count, Bubbles gets right up and gets a kick right to the midsection taking all the wind out of her and Blossom then gets Bubbles in position for Perfectly Painful and gets her up, but Bubbles rolls out of it into a Sunset Flip and has the leverage and gets the 3 and Blossom can’t believe it as Bubbles has knocked off “Narcissist” Blossom in this one on one match. Blossom after the match rolls out of the match wondering what has just happened as Bubbles looks on with content in her eyes as Blossom heads to the back in defeat.
(Screen then shows the recap of the Blitz/Zangief match at Clash of the Titans II)
Burgundy: I am now here with Blitz…(Crowd Boos and Blitz smites the response)
Blitz tonight you will go one on one with the man you lost to at…(Blitz stares at Ron and he changes his choice of words) faced at Clash of the Titans II, Zangief. Now I understand that it was you who wanted this rematch. Is that true?
Blitz: Yes I did…and do you want to know why? I know you’re curious…(Ron shakes his head) No…well why don’t just back off then…(Blitz shoves him back and stares into the camera) The fact of the matter is this big man, Clash of the Titans may have proved to some that you were better than me, but it didn’t prove it to me. I’m better than you Zangief, I know that. The fact that it took you everything to beat me is proof of such. And tonight…I prove it to you…(Walks off)
Clash of the Titans II Rematch
Zangief vs. Blitz
Blitz is moving around a lot trying to keep his feet moving as Zangief moves in and gets Blitz back up near a corner, Zangief misses a wild swing and goes into the corner and Blitz goes in and pounds away at the face of the big man until Zangief pie faces Blitz down to the mat who quickly rolls back and gets to his feet, Blitz runs back in and shoulder tackles Zangief ramming him back into the corner and goes at him with body blows trying to wear him down until Zangief again shoves Blitz back, Blitz gets up runs in again which Zangief answers with a Big Boot to the face of Blitz spinning him around and going face first to the mat. Blitz gets to his feet and gets a body blow knocking him back on the ropes, Irish Whip by Zangief and connects with a Free Fall Drop on Blitz, Zangief then heads back on the ropes and Zangief lands a massive elbow to the back of the head and rolls Blitz over lateral press and a 2 count. Zangief nails Blitz with a One Arm Body Slam and then goes for a Leg Drop, but Blitz is able to avoid it and gets to his knees and up and knees Zangief in the face buying some time as Zangief takes a stiff shot. Zangief gets to his feet while Blitz lays back in the corner and Zangief runs in that Blitz takes advantage of and dropkicks Zangief in the left knee taking Zangief down and he goes face first into the middle turnbuckle, Blitz then jumps in and stomps at the back of Zangief and then shoves his foot into the back of Zangief’s head starting the referee’s count and breaks on 4 and Zangief turns around falling down in the corner. Blitz then looks to grab Zangief’s leg and wrap it up in the bottom rope, but Zangief is within reach and is able to give Blitz a hard right hand knocking Blitz back allowing Zangief to get back to a vertical base. Blitz gets a right hand blocked and then gets knocked down repeatedly with clotheslines, Zangief then sends Blitz off the ropes and lifts up Blitz for a Military Press, but Zangief’s leg buckles on him and Blitz is able to get behind Zangief and takes Zangief down with a big Zig Zag Drop and makes a cover and a 2 count. Blitz then looks for the Pumphandle Backbreaker, but Blitz isn’t able to lift up Zangief who then counters out with a mighty Hip Toss over to the mat, Blitz gets up in the corner and Zangief runs in and Body Splashes Blitz in the corner quickly grabbing him and bringing him out with a Snap Powerslam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Zangief looks to go for a Russian National Slam, but Blitz knees Zangief and moves back into the corner, Zangief then runs in which Blitz boots Zangief back knocking Zangief around, Blitz then jumps on the middle turnbuckle and comes off and nailing Zangief with a Jumping Bulldog and takes the big man down but can’t make a cover. Blitz then climbs up to the top turnbuckle and looks for a big move as he waits for Zangief to get to his feet and comes off, but Zangief catches him turns it into a quickly Falling Front Slam and Zangief looks to end it. Zangief prepares to grab Blitz as he gets to his feet, but suddenly just as last week The Warios and now the Marios hit the ring and begin attacking both Zangief and Blitz as the Marios both stomp away at Blitz in the corner and the Wario holds Zangief allowing Waluigi to get some free shots on Zangief, but Zangief is able to get out and takes down Wario and Waluigi out of the ring as Zangief grabs Luigi and turns him around and connects with a Russian National Throw on him allowing Blitz to fight back on Mario and nails the All Out Blitz on him and Zangief and Blitz hold their own and when the Warios and Marios are out of the ring, the two men bump backs and snap behind ready to attack and the two stare each other down as it seems NintenDoom has everyone on their hit list.
(Screen shows Chuck Norris holding his arm in pain walking very slowly to the ring as he seems in no condition to fight.)
Non-Title Match
Chuck Norris vs. NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf
Ganon strikes Norris with a hard kick to the midsection coming in and then gives a hard club to the back quickly knocking Norris down to the mat, Ganon brutally pounds Norris back into the corner with rights to the face and body. Ganon then sends Norris into the opposite corner and Ganon runs in which Norris is able to move out of the way and then gives Ganon and Spinning Roundhouse that knocks Ganon back into the corner to the cheer of the crowd. Norris then kicks away at the chest of Ganon in the corner stunning the champion for a moment, Ganon though reverses the Irish Whip sending Norris back into the other corner and runs in again and Norris gets the foot up and then kicks away at the legs of Ganon getting him down on a knee and Norris then comes off the ropes and gets grabbed by the throat as he comes back and Ganon catches him and Ganon nails Norris with a quick Chokeslam taking Norris down on the mat. Norris struggles to his feet as he is trying to come back, but as soon as he does Ganon grabs him by the throat again and nails him with a second and hooks the leg and only a 2 count as Ganon is visibly upset but suddenly just gets a smile on his face as he gives the cut throat sign and grabs Norris looks for the Ganon Bomb, but Norris fights out and gives Ganon the Norris Kick but it barely glances Ganon only knocking him back slightly and Norris goes for a second and Ganon blocks it and gets Norris up in the Ganon Bomb with Norris trying to fight out again, but Ganon drills it on the second attempt and Ganon slowly makes the cover on the beaten down Norris and gets the 3 and Ganondorf beats Chuck Norris tonight after the vicious beat down he and NintenDoom gives him earlier in the evening and after the match, Ganon signals to the back. Ganon continues to signal to the back until the screen shows Zangief, Blitz, & JTH in the back beating down the NintenDoom comrades and they are then shown heading to the ring and Ganon begins to get out. Ganon jumps over the barricade and out as the three men hit the ring with Norris still down. Ganon is running up the steps and out of the arena as he makes his way from the stands to the back entrance parking lot and looks to regroup. But suddenly Drew McIntyre comes up from behind and jumps the World Champion and the two are going at it with both men connecting with lefts and rights and while the mayhem continues, the show ends in a cliffhanger.
Quick Results:
NIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Peter Pan defeated Link via pinfall in a non-title match
Mario defeated “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH via disqualification
Bubbles defeated “Narcissist” Blossom via pinfall
Zangief vs. Blitz ended in a no contest after NintenDoom attacked both men
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Ganondorf defeated Chuck Norris via pinfall in a non-title match