Post by jth on Apr 16, 2011 8:31:03 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
(Screen recaps the last Saturday Night Showdown that saw Drew McIntyre defeat the returning Terrell Owens in a non-title match)
(The show starts out with Blitz’s music playing and Blitz makes his way to the ring getting booed heavily as he grabs a mike from ringside)
Blitz: Ya know, I’m glad that my match with Zangief has been set for Clash of the Titans, because I want the big guy to think about what I will do to him long and hard. When I was part of his little…group…he held me down just so he could continue as the NIWA World Champion. Then when I became the World Champion myself, it made him sick to his stomach. Well continue to get used to that feeling Zangief, because you’re gonna feel it again. Clash of the Titans is Blitz’s night…and…(He is stopped by the crowd booing) You idiots should know by now that I don’t give a damn what you think, now I’ll take care of Zangief then, which brings me to tonight. Tonight…I’m facing JTH! (Crowd Cheers) The man who thinks he’s better than everyone here and never seems to get the job done, no matter how many chances he gets. Well good luck in you championship match at Clash of the Titans JTH, and when you lose again, I’ll be laughing my ass off at your failure. (Blitz poses to the crowd when JTH’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring and grabs another mike.)
JTH: Now let’s get one thing straight Blitz, you may give a damn about the fans, but I know damn well that the fans didn’t give a damn about you long before then. (Crowd Cheers at the remark and the crowd starts a “Blitz Sucks” chant) But I will give you credit Blitz, you are good at something...and that’s being the biggest jack off in my life. (Crowd Cheers) But you’re wrong about me thinking I’m better than everyone else, I don’t think I am…I KNOW I am! (Cheers) Unlike you, I don’t need to walk around acting all tough telling everyone how good I am, because they already know that. As far as you go, as much as you talk about how good you are, I’m sure someone believes you by now…but rest assure Blitz, I don’t. You Blitz, will be my next step in becoming the NIWA World Champion again. Why? Because I can! (Drops the mike and walks out as the crowd cheers)
(Screen shows what happened during the Fozzie Osbourne/Johnny Bravo match, NIWA Officials have decided that since neither man was defeated in their Qualifying Match, that both Bravo and Osbourne have qualified for the Money in the Bank Dragon. Which now makes 7 men in the match: Link, James Bond, Spiderman, Jerry Lynn, Wario, NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne, and Johnny Bravo. Several of these superstars will have one on one match with each other tonight as Jerry Lynn will go one on one with Wario, and coming up next it will be Spiderman going one on one with Link)
Spiderman vs. Link
Link starts Spidey out with a headlock and wrenches away as Spidey tries to fight out as Spidey goes back to the ropes and shoves Link off and Link comes back with a shoulder tackle taking Spidey down and Link then leapfrogs Spidey who then gets up and nails Link with a dropkick and Link falls back and goes through the ropes and falls to the outside, Spidey then comes off the ropes and fakes a plancha that fakes out Link covering up and Spidey then jumps over the ropes and comes out onto Link when he uncovers and takes Link down. Spidey then grabs Link and sends him back into the ring, Spidey then gets on the apron and goes for a springboard attack, but Link moves out of the way with Spidey landing on his feet and Link comes off the ropes behind him and takes Spidey with a Swinging Neck Breaker taking Spidey down, Link then forcefully drives his forearm into the back of the head of Spidey as he tries to get to his feet, Link then sends Spidey to the corner and Spidey comes out and Link turns it into a Side Slam and then hooks the leg and a 2 count. Link picks up Spidey for a second Side Slam, but Spidey turns it into a Head Scissors taking Link down, Spidey then goes for a second one, but Link blocks it as he comes down and lifts Spidey back up and turns it into a Back Breaker and hooks the leg and a 2 count. Link then picks up Spidey and goes for a Standing Suplex, but Spidey lands on his feet behind Link and grabs him which Link elbows Spidey in the face and then Link grabs Spidey from behind and goes for a Release German Suplex, but Spidey lands on his feet and again unbeknownst to Link who turns around and gets kicked in the gut and Spidey nails Link with a Twist of Fate and then makes a cover and a 2 count. Spidey then dropkicks Link back into the corner and runs in at Link and lifts Spidey up in the air and Spidey lands on the top turnbuckle and then comes off with a Moonsault and lands on Link into a cover and a 2 count. Spidey nails Link with a Jumping Side kick knocking Link down in the corner and Spidey calls for the Bronco Buster and runs in, but Link sees it coming and nails Spidey diving with a hard clothesline. Link then gets to his feet as Spidey does also and Link grabs him and nails him with a Side Effect Slam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Link then heads to the top turnbuckle himself and comes off with the Diving Headbutt which Spidey moves out of the way. Spidey then gets up and comes off the ropes and drills Link in the face with a Shining Wizard and takes Link down as Spidey struggles to head to the apron to the top turnbuckle himself and comes off looking for the Spidey Splash but Link gets his feet up and drills Spidey right in the chin and chest taking him down as Link stumbles to his feet as Spidey does so as well, when Spidey gets up Link catches him and gets him in the Triforce Lock and pulls hard back and Spidey is away from the ropes and can’t get closer to them and is forced to tap out to Link and Link has won a competitive match against Spiderman and gains more momentum for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match.
(Screen begins to hype up Mr. Clean and Chuck Norris’ Loser Leaves NIWA match at Clash of the Titans II)
(Backstage Ron Burgundy is with Mr. Clean for an interview)
Burgundy: Mr. Clean, it has been made official, you and Chuck Norris will go one on one, one last time at Safeco Field in Seattle in a Loser Leaves NIWA Match. Why were you so confident that you accepted the match so quickly?
Clean: Why would I have to think about beating a man that I’ve already beaten? Only this time, my victory will have a more pleasuring achievement as I will retire Chuck Norris from NIWA. I was always better than Chuck Norris, even he knows that. In that ring, there is no one that is able to better me. I am the man. Chuck Norris will find that out again, and this time, he’ll play the ultimate price. (Leaves and Crowd Boos)
Mario vs. Mr. Clean
Tie up and Clean moves Mario back to the ropes which Mario then reverses back and flips Clean back into the corner and the referee wants a clean break and Mario backs off which comes out with a slap to the face of Mario, Clean then punches Mario back into the opposite corner and then starts choking Mario in the corner and the referee backs him off and then Clean gives him one more cheap shot to the face. Clean then comes back in and gets knocked down with a hard right hand and gets up covering up and Mario gives him rapid rights and lefts and knocking him back into the corner, Mario sends Clean into the corner and goes for the Butt Bomb in the corner, but Clean moves though Mario is unphased and comes out and clotheslines Clean down to the mat. Mario then sends Clean off the ropes and connects with a Powerslam and makes the first cover of the match and a 2 count. Mario picks up Clean who comes out of nowhere with an Inverted Atomic Drop stopping Mario and then takes him down with a Leg Sweep down to the mat, Clean then stomps Mario on the back of the head and is clearly sending a message to his opponent at Clash of the Titans. Clean takes Mario down with a Snapmare and then gives Mario another hard stomp to the back of the head and makes a cover and a 2 count. Clean then takes Mario down with a Hip Toss and keeps a hold of the head in a Reverse Chin Lock which Mario doesn’t tap out from. Mario gets to his feet and powers out and flips Clean over top him and then Clean gets up and Mario takes him down with a Thesz Press and starts pounding Clean in the face and then gets out and comes off the ropes and drops a leg across the face. Mario picks up Clean and starts pounding away at him with right hands knocking him back on the ropes, Clean then reverses the Irish Whip and ducks which Mario turns it into a Jumping DDT down and makes a cover and a 2 count, Mario then calls for the end and waits for Clean to get to his feet and goes for the Stunner which Clean shoves him back and Clean goes for the Clean Cut on Mario coming off the ropes which Mario then shoves him away and Mario drills Clean with a Butt Bomb taking Clean down to the mat. Mario then heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off looking for the Mushroom Stomp, but Clean moves as Mario lands gimp on his leg and Clean takes advantage and nails the Clean Cut and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Mr. Clean has defeated Mario tonight, though it was much more competitive than Mr. Clean may have thought it would have.
(Screen shows the official match between EMW’s Megan Fox and Xena Warrior Princess for the NIWA World Women’s Championship at Clash of the Titans II.)
Xena Warrior Princess vs. Katy Perry
Katy attacks Xena as she gets into the ring and clubs her down to the mat and then starts stomping away at the number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship. Katy picks up Xena and gives her slap chops to the chest knocking Xena back in the corner, Katy then starts trash talking Xena which Xena then grabs Perry with both hands and tosses her into the corner and gives rapid punches to the midsection and then boot to the ribs. Katy reverses the Irish Whip on Xena sending her into the corner and Katy runs in which Xena moves from making Perry run into the corner and Xena then gets her out with a Powerslam and makes a cover and a 2 count. Xena gives Katy a throat thrust knocking her back on the ropes and continues her chops. Xena sends Perry off the ropes and ducks too early which Perry turns it into a Face Buster and then Perry looks to end it early, but Perry looks to be going for Xena’s Spear as she waits in the corner. She runs at Xena comes moves out of the way and then comes off the ropes and nails Perry with her own Xena Spear and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Xena has taken out a member of the Lady Horsemen as she gets a step closer to regaining the NIWA World Women’s Championship.
(After Xena begins heading up the ramp way, Olivia Munn and Megan Fox appear at the entrance way stopping Xena from going any further. Just then Sasha Grey appears behind Xena as Perry also comes to and appears behind Xena and the four beat away at Xena stomping away at her viciously. Just then Sonya Blade, Joanna Dark, and Adrenaline A runs out to the ring and makes the Lady Horsemen to retreat, but they did their damage and took out their target in the number one contender for the NIWA World Women’s Championship.)
(Ladies and gentlemen, as many know by now. WWE Superstar Edge was forced to retire to career ending complications from his broken neck that he suffered in 2003. All of wrestling has lost a great champion and friend. NIWA is happy to announce that next week’s SNS will be a special Edge Tribute Show where all the superstars competing will be wearing “Rated aRm bands” for their matches and we be reliving some of Edge’s greatest moments in Wrestling. Be sure to tune in for a special Tribute show one week before Clash of the Titans II.)
Jerry Lynn vs. Wario
Tie up and Wario easily moves Lynn back into the corner and drives the knee into the midsection of Lynn and then continues the attack in the corner knocking Lynn down in it. Wario then grabs Lynn throws him back into the middle of the ring and then laughs at the easiness of the match so far, Wario though walks into a back elbow to the face by Lynn and then drills him with a Standing Ensiguri taking Wario down to all fours, Lynn then comes off the ropes and takes Wario down with a Running Bulldog and makes a cover and a 2 count. Lynn gives Wario several kicks to the ribs and then comes off the ropes and Wario counters back with a Powerslam taking the smaller Lynn down to the mat. Wario sets Lynn up and then nails him with hard clubs to the back taking Lynn down and Wario then makes a cover and a 2 count. Wario picks up Lynn and sends him to the corner and Warios runs in and nails a Back Attack squashing Lynn in the corner and makes another cover and a 2 count. Wario puts Lynn in a Waist Lock and Lynn attempts to fight out and gets to his feet and rolls to the mat flinging Wario off and Wario gets up and misses the clothesline and Lynn punches away at the face of Wario and then comes off the ropes and goes for a Cross Body, but Wario catches him and tries to nail Lynn with a Black Hole Slam, but Lynn counters it into a DDT to the mat and 2 count. Lynn then kicks Wario as he gets to his feet and tries for the Cradle Piledriver, but he can’t lift him up and Wario counters with a Back Body Drop and then clotheslines Lynn down to the mat. Wario then grabs Lynn looking for the Garlic Bomb, but counters out into a Sunset Flip and a 2 count and Wario gets dropkicked down as he gets up. Lynn then heads to the top turnbuckle as Wario starts to come to and Lynn comes off and nails a Missile Dropkick square one and hooks the leg and gets the Jerry Lynn overcomes the size disadvantage and defeats Wario this one on one match.
(JTH and Blitz is up next but there seems to be some commotion about something and then EMTs are rushing to the aid of someone on the ground and it’s JTH knocked out unconscious on the floor as Drew McIntyre has come to the scene)
Drew: What the hell happened?
Doctor: I don’t know, we just found him like this. (When Blitz who was about to enter the ring approaches)
Drew: It was you wasn’t it? (Drew shoves Blitz back)
Blitz: Why would waste my time taking a guy I’m about to face? That’s sounds like something you would do!
Drew: Oh really, why don’t you get out of my face before I put in a hospital.
Blitz: Good luck trying to tell your side of this story pal.
(Drew just ignores and heads back over as JTH is being put on the stretcher and prepared to be put in the ambulance as Chuck Norris, Mr. CC, and others have arrived as well. Saturday Night Showdown has come to an abrupt end and questions will be need to be answered very soon. Who was the man that took out the number one contender for the NIWA World Title for Clash of the Titans II)
Quick Results:
Link defeated Spiderman via submission
Mr. Clean defeated Mario via pinfall
Xena Warrior Princess defeated Katy Perry via pinfall
Jerry Lynn defeated Wario via pinfall
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Blitz never happened after JTH was taken out backstage by an unknown attacker.
Stay tuned for details if they come in.