Post by jth on Apr 9, 2011 14:00:33 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Memorial Coliseum
Portland, Oregon
(Screen begins recapping last week’s SNS and then begins hyping up tonight’s Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Matches. The first match will Fozzie Osbourne going one on one with Johnny Bravo. And the second match will be a Fatal 4 Way match with The Warios and The Marios going against each other where only one of them will get an opportunity to compete at Clash of the Titans II)
(Before the first match can begin Terrell Owens’ music hits and T.O. makes his way to the ring getting booed heavily as he makes his way to the ring with a mike in hand)
Owens: Awe…it seems that not many people like me anymore! (Boos) Well trust me people, you have no idea how hard it was for T.O. to play Teacher’s Pet around here, hearing people cheer me night in night out just bores me to death. (Boos) So the good ole’ T.O. is back and back with purpose. This time last year I was in the middle of the greatest NIWA Championship reign in history. I was the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion for 10 months. I was untouchable…(Boos) and now when I look at the Junior Heavyweight Champion…T.O. can’t help but shake his head. We’ve gotta ditz in a green Yankee Doodle hat thinking that he has taken the NIWA by storm. (Crowd Cheers) And apparently by ya’ll that’s exactly who you want to see. (Crowd Cheers) You people are as kooky as he is…
(Suddenly Mr. CC’s music hits and the NIWA President makes his way to the entrance way with a mike in hand)
CC: How ya doing T.O.? Been a while hasn’t it? Well I hope you enjoyed the last couple months of when you had the chance to beat me up because I can assure you that your days of that are long gone Owens. (Cheers) It seems pretty clear to me that by way of your actions over the past several weeks that you want Peter Pan for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship?
Owens: I guess you not as you dumb as you look…
CC: Ha ha…well you’re gonna get Peter Pan to see if you’re as good and tough as you think T.O. as the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship will be on the line at Clash of the Titans II between you and Peter Pan…(Cheers from the crowd) but now as far my little payback for you from last week. Tonight you’re going to be in your first match back here in NIWA, and you’re opponent is going to be……Drew McIntyre. (Crowd Cheers as CC walks off and Owens seems unintimidated by the news)
(Screen shows a recap from the Fozzie Osbourne/Johnny Bravo match at Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown, they will go one on one next with a Money in the Bank Dragon match spot on the line)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne vs. Johnny Bravo
The two go right at it trading blows at each other with Bravo beginning to get the upper hand and then pounds Fozzie back to the ropes, Bravo sends Fozzie off the ropes and nails him with a Hard Arm Tackle to the floor. Bravo clubs at Fozzie’s back as he gets up in the corner knocking Fozzie down in the corner until Fozzie knees Bravo in the ribs and then turns Bravo in the corner and starts wailing away at the face of Bravo with Bravo covering up and then blindly shoves Fozzie back, Fozzie runs back in and Bravo clotheslines him down to the mat. Bravo then grabs Fozzie and throws him to the outside and Bravo then heads out to continue the attack. Bravo grabs Fozzie and then rams him face first into the steel steps and then pounds away at him some more. Fozzie though counters pulling Bravo face first into the steps and then breaking the count, Fozzie then comes out and stomps away at the chest of Bravo still leaning on the steps and looking for a running attack, but Bravo counters with a Back Body Drop over the steps to the other side of the floor. Bravo picks up Fozzie and the two begin pounding away at each other again up the ramp way and Bravo then looks for the Man I’m Pretty Slam, but Fozzie turns it into a Tallywacker on the steel ramp and both men are down and neither man is able to answer the 10 count and both men are counted out on the outside with the crowd booing and no further information is given as to what it means for both men in the Money in the Bank Dragon Match.
(Screen shows the big man Zangief making his way to the ring for his upcoming match)
Zangief vs. Jackie Moon
Moon tries to act tough pushing Zangief or trying to that is and Zangief with one arm shoves Moon onto his ass and Moon is freaked out as he tries to escape but Zangief grabs him and pulls him up, Zangief then clotheslines Moon down to the mat and Moon again tries to escape and Zangief drops a big leg and Zangief then makes a cover and gets the 3 and Zangief wins, but before he can leave…
(Blitz’s music hits and he begins to make his way to the ring with a mike in hand as he is getting booed)
Blitz: Well, well big man. So impressed with your ability to win against pathetic wimps who don’t deserve to be anywhere near a wrestling ring. I say if you wanna show these people how good you are, why don’t you prove it against some one with more talent, more skills, more ability…than yourself. (Crowd Boos and then Zangief takes the mike from Blitz‘s hand)
Zangief: The fact is boy, someone has been needing to shut your mouth for a long, long time. I’ve been wanting to do something to you ever since you decided to ride my coattails. Well, there’s no one left for you to back away to. You go through with me, and I will put you down.
Blitz: Ya know big man, you keep thinking you’re good. But you’re going to be for a surprise if you want to underestimate me. Blitz will take you out once and for all and I will then show the whole world that I didn’t need you, you…needed me! (Crowd Boos as Blitz leaves the ring and taunts the crowd.)
(Screen shows the Marios making their way to the ring, but this time not as partners but as opponents in the upcoming Fatal 4 Way match)
(Bell Rings) Finkle: The Following contest, is a Fatal 4 Way Money in the Bank Qualifying Match. The first individual to gain a pinfall or submission will be the winner!
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Mario vs. Luigi vs. Wario vs. Waluigi
The Marios and Warios begins attacking their enemy counter parts with Luigi knocking Waluigi back into the corner and Mario knocks Wario back into the opposite corner, both Warios reverse the Irish Whips sending the Marios at each other who both stop before colliding, both Warios then runs at them and get clotheslined to the mat, Mario and Luigi then grab their counterparts and gives Suplexes to them and as Mario celebrates with the crowd Luigi makes a cover on Waluigi and Mario takes Luigi off him and Luigi and Mario stare each other down and before anything can be said, Wario gets up and clotheslines them both down. Wario pounds Mario’s head into the mat as Waluigi gets to his feet and begins stomping away at Luigi, the two then grab Mario and throw him out and the two begin double teaming on Luigi and then knock him down with a Double Suplex, Waluigi then makes a quick cover on Luigi and Wario sees it and then pulls Waluigi off like the Marios earlier, the Warios begin jawing at each other which allows Mario to come in and Butt Bomb Waluigi on the mat and then starts pounding away at the Wario and then sends him off the ropes and connects with a Powerslam and makes a 2 count. Mario then sends Wario off the ropes again and Luigi now up and throws Wario over the ropes to the outside, Mario though is waiting for Luigi to turn around and kicks him in the gut and looks for the Pipe Bomb, but Luigi punches out of the move after being lifted up. Luigi gets to his feet and gets drilled with a Missile Dropkick from Waluigi off the top turnbuckle and Waluigi quickly hooks the leg and only a 2 count. Waluigi looks to nail Luigi with the Wimp to Winner but Luigi gets out and leans on the ropes, Waluigi then runs at Luigi who back drops Waluigi over the ropes to the floor on the outside, but as Luigi turns around again Mario kicks him and nails Luigi with a Super Mario Stunner taking him down, but as Mario is ready to make the cover Wario gets in the ring and throws Mario to the outside hooks the leg on Luigi and gets the 3 and Wario has defeated his fellow Mario rivals and has earned a spot into the Money in the Bank Dragon match as he laughs his way up the ramp way.
(Backstage in Mr. CC’s office shows a bunch of security guards down the center of the room and on each side is “Narcissist” Blossom and Buttercup with Bubbles next to CC as well as CC is trying to respond to them)
CC: Now ladies, I trust that tonight you two can put differences aside for one night as the three of you will face three of the Lady Horsemen here tonight. The same Lady Horsemen need I remind you that took the both of you out. Now I don’t care what you do as long as you take them out tonight…got it?
(Blossom looks up at CC)
Blossom: Teaming with the likes of her is futile. If see ever wants to realize that I was the best of the three of us, then we can cope tonight.
Buttercup: What!? (Buttercup then tries to jump through the security members as Bubbles just shakes her head and leaves as the Blossom and Buttercup are trying to fight through each other)
(Meanwhile the screen shows the events of last week as the Lady Horsemen took out both Blossom and Buttercup backstage)
6 Women Tag Match
The Powerpuff Girls vs. NIWA World Women’s Champion Megan Fox, Sasha Grey, & Katy Perry
Bubbles starts the match with Katy Perry as Blossom and Buttercup stare each other down keeping as far away from each other as possible. Bubbles gives a hard body shot Perry and then clubs Perry repeatedly in the back taking her down. Bubbles then repeatedly punches Perry down to the mat and then rams her hard into the buckle. Bubbles makes a tag to Buttercup who comes in and continues to stare at Blossom and then snaps Perry down to the middle of the ring Buttercup turns around and looks Blossom right in the face allowing Perry to tag in Sasha who comes in and clubs Buttercup in the back of the head and Buttercup then turns around and kicks Sasha in the chest knocking her back, Buttercup then gives Sasha a hard right hand knocking Sasha to the mat and then Buttercup tags back in Bubbles, but as soon as Bubbles turns away Blossom grabs Buttercup by the hair and then two start brawling out the outside and Bubbles hears the fighting and to intervene but Megan and Perry come in the ring and gang up on Bubbles and the referee tries to restore order, but Sasha shoves the referee to the ground and the referee calls for the bell as Blossom and Buttercup continue to brawl up the ramp way and the 3 Lady Horsemen gang up on Bubbles until Xena runs out to the ring and takes down Megan and starts punching away at her but again the numbers game is too much as Sasha and Perry attack Xena and allows Megan to recover as she grabs the Women’s Championship title and drills Xena in the face with it and Xena is down and out as Megan Fox holds up the Women’s Championship with Sasha and Perry by her side.
(Screen begins to hype up Clash of the Titans II that will include the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match with Drew McIntyre defending against “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH and also includes Mr. Clean vs. Chuck Norris in a Loser Leaves NIWA match. But as the promo continues the screen is cut off and goes to black and suddenly a pair of eyes are shown on screen in the shadows and the screen fades to black.)
(Before the main event match, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH comes out to the ring and stands by at the timekeeper’s table to observe the main event match of the evening)
(Screen then shows Terrell Owens making his way to the ring getting booed as the main event is next)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre vs. Terrell Owens
Hard Tie up and Drew moves Owens back into the corner and shoves his hand into the face of Owens making him cover up in the corner, Owens tackles Drew down out of the corner and the two start jockeying position on mat trading fists with each other. Owens gets up using the ropes and then kicks Drew in the chest knocking him back, but Drew gives a running clothesline knocking down Owens to the mat and makes a cover and a 1 count. Owens gets in the ropes again and gets in them making the referee move drew back and allows Owens to take a cheep shot and forearms Drew to the ground and then starts stomping away at the chest keeping Drew on the mat as he tries to get up, Owens grabs Drew’s arm and takes a sharp kick to the ribs of Drew taking him down to a knee and then Owens grabs Drew and sends him to the corner, Owens runs in and misses a corner attack and Drew knocks him back in with a European Uppercut and then pounds away at Owens in the corner. Owens reverses the Irish Whip and sends Drew hard into the corner and Drew goes down to the mat as Owens drops a big elbow to the back and then makes a cover and a 2 count. Owens then drops a knee to the chest and Drew struggles to get to his feet and rolls back into the corner Owens begins stomping away at Drew in the corner, Owens then runs back and drives his knee into the face of Drew and pulls him out and makes another cover and a 2 count. Owens picks up Drew and grabs him for what looks like a DDT but taunts the crowd leaving an opening for Drew who lifts up Owens and drops him throat first on the ropes taking Owens down with Drew down also. Both men get to their feet and Owens misses a right hand and Drew gives a hard shot to Owens knocking him back into the corner and Drew runs right in and gives his Short Arm Clotheslines and pulls out Owens for one more and then gives a jumping stomp to the face of Owens and Drew is feeling it as the crowd cheers. Drew picks up Owens who tries to come back with a right hand to the body but then misses another right hand and Drew grabs him from behind and drops him with Knee Neck Breaker and makes a cover and a 2 count. Owens gets up though and takes Drew down with a Inverted Atomic Drop and then in desperation and heads to the corner and removes the turnbuckle pad that the referee sees and heads to fix it and Drew during this tries for the Future Shock, but Owens spins out and sends Drew into the referee’s corner but Drew holds his ground, Owens then grabs Drew from behind and Drew gives a low blow to Owens talking of dirty play and the crowd cheers as Owens goes down to all fours and Drew then hooks the arms and drills Owens with a Future Shock DDT and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Drew McIntyre steals a win from Terrell Owens who tried to steal the match himself. After the match JTH gets in the ring and when Drew turns around JTH fakes a Wrestlemania Kick making Drew falls to the mat in exception of the move falls into the corner looking up at his challenger for Clash of the Titans, JTH grabs Drew’s World Title and tosses it over to Drew and then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp way as Drew looks over to his opponent as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Johnny Bravo vs. NIWA Brass Knuckles Champion Fozzie Osbourne ended in a double countout in a Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Zangief defeated Jackie Moon via pinfall
Wario defeated Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi in a Fatal 4 Way pinning Luigi in a Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
The Powerpuff Girls vs. NIWA World Women’s Champion Megan Fox, Sasha Grey, & Katy Perry ended in a non contest
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre defeated Terrell Owens via pinfall in a non-title match