Post by jth on Apr 2, 2011 13:41:21 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
Gill Coliseum
Corvallis, Oregon
(Show begins recapping the last SNS and begins with Mr. Clean in the ring with a mike with the crowd booing him)
Clean: Chuck Norris…I know that you’re back there and I know that you and I haven’t resolved this little feud that the two of us have been through over the last 2 months. Now the fact that I’m even inviting you out here in front of this…(Mocking voice) Oregon Scum…(Crowd Boos) Must tell you that I have a big announcement to say to you, but I want to do it to your face Chuck. So come on down tough guy. (Crowd Boos)
(Chuck Norris’ music hits and the crowd goes crazy for Norris as he comes in hesitantly but enters)
Clean: Come on Chuck, I’m waiting…(Norris enters and grabs a mike) Now Norris you might remember that you and I faced each other for the first time in our legendary careers 2 months ago at Night of Death, you remember that don’t Chuck? Wait actually…you not remember that, so just to remind you… I brought some footage of that night…(Clean looks to the Titantron as it plays when Mr. Clean defeated Chuck Norris in their one on one match at Night of Death, the footage ends and Clean is slapping his knee in laughter and Norris still has the same impression as before) Remember now Chuck? Fear not though I’m going to give you what you want…I’m going to give you another match with me…(Crowd Cheers) at Clash of the Titans that is…(Crowd boos now)
Norris: What’s the catch?
Clean: Now Chuck why would you assume that there would be a catch to this?
Norris: Because with you… there always is.
Clean: (Chuckles) Your assumption has proven wise old man. Yes there is a catch. The catch is this Chuck…you verses me at Clash of the Titans II. If I defeat you Norris…your career my “friend”…is finished! (Crowd Boos) Over, done, I never see or deal with you again! And then I can go onto more important things in this company.
Norris: If this is the way I can get my hands on you…then I accept…(Boos) on one condition… You have to put up your career as well. (Crowd cheers as Clean gets a hesitant look on his face) What’s wrong…not that confident?
Clean: So that’s it? Loser Leaves NIWA Match is that what you want?
Norris: That’s exactly what I want.
Clean: Ask and you shall get what you deserve…I accept! (Crowd Cheers)
(As soon as Clean begins to leave Mr. CC comes down to the ramp way and has an announcement to make himself)
CC: Now I didn’t plan on coming out here just yet but I just had an idea on tonight’s matches. I have decided that the two of you are going to be in one on one matches. And your opponents will individuals in the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship match at Clash of the Titans. You Mr. Clean…will go one on one with the NIWA World Champion Drew McIntyre (Crowd gives a mixed reaction) and you Chuck Norris will go one on one…with JTH! (Crowd Cheers) And Mr. Clean… you match is going to take place…right now. (Drew McIntyre comes down to the ring and the first match of the night is about to begin)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre vs. Mr. Clean
Tie up and Clean pulls Drew down to the mat by the hair and makes a quick cover and only a 1 count and Drew quickly gets back to his feet, another lock up and Drew gets behind Clean and slaps him in the back of the head catching Clean off guard and Drew mocks Clean with his wiggling of the fingers getting Clean’s skin, Clean runs at Drew who takes him down with a Monkey Toss, Clean gets up and then an Arm Drag taking Clean down and Clean rolls out of the ring which Drew goes right after him and grabs him and throws him right back in the ring, Drew punches Clean back into the corner and begins the short arm clotheslines and pulls him out for one more and makes a cover and a 2 count. Drew then gives a jumping stomp to the face of Clean as Clean begins to get to his feet, Drew sends Clean into the corner and runs in which Clean gets both feet up knocking Drew down to a knee, Clean then takes Drew down with a Heart Attack Drop and makes a cover and a 2 count. Clean then picks up Drew and gives him the Face Plant on his knee taking Drew down and then Clean rakes his shoe in the face of Drew and starts taunting the crowd shines the bald head at them getting booed. Clean then shoves Drew throat first on the bottom rope and then drives his knee into the back of Drew’s head and breaks on 4 and backs away as Drew is gasping for air on the mat. Clean picks up Drew and then slaps him back into the corner and then continues the slapping treatment which makes Drew come to and Drew starts slapping Clean repeatedly in the face knocking Clean back, a straight knuckle punch knocks Clean to the ropes and Drew sends Clean off the ropes and gives Clean a big monkey toss down to the mat begins to get the momentum back. Drew then picks up Clean onto his shoulders and drills with a Double Knee Gutbuster and Drew is ready to end it. Drew kicks Clean and looks for the Future Shock but Clean spins out and goes for the Clean Cut but Drew shoves him into the referee knocking him down. Drew then turns Clean around and hooks the arms and drills Clean with the Future Shock DDT and makes the cover but Ganondorf then gets in the ring and grabs Drew by the throat and gives him a chokeslam taking him down and then Ganon puts Clean over Drew and Ganon leaves the ring as the referee comes to and sees the cover and counts and makes the 3 and Mr. Clean has defeated the World Champion Drew McIntyre thanks to Ganondorf.
(Screen recaps the first two men that have qualified for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match, the third person to qualify is coming up next)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Spiderman vs. The Punisher
Punisher wastes no time as Punisher clubs Spidey down on the mat looking to get payback and picks him up and punches him down to mat. Punisher then sends Spidey into the corner which Spidey jumps over Punisher coming in and starts punching Punisher back in the corner, Spidey connects with rapid kicks to the chest and follows it up with a Rope Jump Kick to the face knocking Punisher out of the corner. Spidey then takes Punisher down with a Running Head Scissors, Spidey then comes off the ropes quickly while Punisher attempts to get to his feet and takes him down with a Shining Wizard and makes a cover and a 2 count. Spidey then pounds away at the face of Punisher who then reverses the Irish Whip to the corner and Spidey looks for a Whisper in the Wind, but Punisher dodges it and Spidey lands back first on the mat and Punisher then begins to take advantage and starts pounding away at the face of Spidey. Punisher drives his elbow into the back of the head knocking Spidey back down and looks to slow the tempo as he stomps away at the back of the head of Spidey and then makes a cover and a 2 count. Punisher headbutts Spidey knocking him back in the corner, Punisher then runs in and gives Spidey a Running Knee to the ribs and takes Spidey down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Punisher takes down Spidey with a Knee Lift to the face and then Punisher uncharacteristically heads to the top turnbuckle and comes off which Spidey gets a foot up nailing Punisher in the face and takes him down. Both men get up and Spidey ducks under the right hand of Punisher and comes off the ropes and takes Punisher down with a Jumping Forearm to the face, he then comes off the ropes and connects with a Spinning Heel Kick. Spidey comes off the ropes again and gets met with a kick to the midsection and Punisher looks for a Back Suplex but Spidey lands on his feet behind him and takes Punisher down with a Bulldog Facecrusher and makes the cover and a 2 count. Spidey grabs Punisher and looks for a S-Factor Facebuster, but Punisher breaks out of it and takes Spidey down with a double fist shot to the face and takes Spidey down. Punisher then lifts Spidey up going for the Assassinator, but Spidey lands on his feet on impact and turns it right into a Spidey Sense and hooks the leg and gets the 3 and Spiderman is now the third now to qualify for the Money in the Bank match and joins Link, and James Bond.
(Mr. CC is seen heading to the ring as his plans for the NIWA World Women’s Championship scene is next)
(Screen begins hyping up Clash of the Titans II that will take place at Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington)
(Screen then shows a recap of what happened last week when EMW’s Megan Fox cashed in her EMW Money in the Bank on NIWA World Women’s Champion Xena and captured the title last week)
(Mr. CC heads down to the ring getting cheers and boos as he heads down to the ring with a contract in hand as he enters the ring and grabs a mike.)
CC: Well as you could see from the footage it seems that Theo can’t get his EMW Superstars to mind their own business and stay on their own show. But while I would usually be upset by that kind of event, I’m actually thrilled from it. Theo decided he wants to have a little EMW Women’s Title match at Clash of the Titans II…okay, not like you asked but fine Theo. Have your little Women’s match, see if I care. But now we go to “my” Women’s title match at Clash of the Titans II, (CC pulls out the contract in hand) You see I wasn’t kidding when I said last week that having the NIWA World Women’s Championship meant that I controlled Megan Fox’s contract…well as you can see. (He shows the contract) this right here in my hand is Megan Fox’s EMW Contract…in my possession. And if I wanted to be a real dick about it…I could tear this contract up right now and thus fire Fox from both NIWA and EMW…but where would be the fun in that. So I suggest that Megan and Theo, you two had better come down here and we can settle this right now.
(Theo comes out with Megan Fox who has the NIWA World Women’s Championship around her waist and enters the ring slowly)
CC: And Megan as my champion now, I can tell you whatever I want you to do. So I’m here to announce that you will defend that title at Clash of the Titans against the former champion Xena. (Crowd Cheers)
Megan: (Laughs) Now why would I want to do a thing like that? (CC holds the contract in hand and begins to rip it) Alright, alright! Fine! I’ll do it, but rest assured I’ve been a Women’s Champion before I’m quite capable of defending this title.
CC: But that’s not all Megan. You’re also going to compete right here tonight. Against Buttercup! (Crowd Cheers and Megan can’t believe it) Now as for you Theo…(Gets right in his face) You have your superstars interfering on my shows, you have my superstars taking part in your afterthought excuses of shows, you screw around with my show again; and I will screw over your entire promotion…and that Theo is a promise! (CC throws down the mike and leaves the ring)
Non-Title Match
NIWA World Women’s Champion Megan Fox vs. Buttercup
This match ends quickly as soon as the bell rings Megan darts to the outside and begins running up the ramp way which Buttercup gets out and gives chase as well and it seems something is going on as Buttercup gets backstage. When she does, the entire Lady Horsemen group is backstage and starts attacking her backstage and as Buttercup attempts to fight out, but the numbers game is just too much as Megan and her henchmen begin to overpower the Powerpuff and down to the mat. Once Buttercup is down, Megan then locks on the Megan’s Vice and begins wrenching away at her as she screams in pain and Megan then looks go and Megan gets to her feet she signals for the group to come with her. Shortly after they leave, someone’s feet are seen at the head of Buttercup and it is noticed very quickly who it is as it’s “Narcissist” Blossom who bends down next to Buttercup smiling.
Blossom: Oh what a shame sis. It looks like you got in way over your head…again! (Laughs)
(Suddenly as Blossom is laughing at her fallen sister, 4 groups of feet suddenly stop in camera view and Blossom has a confused look on her face as she looks up slowly and Megan and her Horsemen henchmen are back and before Blossom can even defend herself, the group begins attacking Blossom as well, Blossom begins to punch back, but the blindside attacks begin to be too much and Blossom suddenly goes down as well. Megan then decides to finish Blossom off grabbing her by the head and DDTing her into the floor and Megan Fox and the Lady Horsemen have laid out Blossom and Buttercup together and they once again leave the scene with both girls knocked out together.)
(CC is watching what just happened and can’t believe what he is seeing)
CC: I cannot believe this (BLEEP)! (Someone is knocking at the door) Oh this better be good! (CC walks to the door and opens it up and it’s Terrell Owens who immediately tackles CC and punches CC repeatedly in the head as the two had an issue before Owens got injured, Owens continues to pound away at CC until Peter Pan comes in and makes the save and starts chopping and punching away until Owens gives Pan a knee to the midsection knocking him back, Pan though runs at Owens who then gives him a Back Body Drop and Pan lands on the couch in the room and it falls on it’s side with Pan laying on it and Owens then leaves the room with CC and Pan out in CC’s Office)
(Screen shows the superstars that have so far qualified for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match: James Bond, Link, and Spiderman.)
Money in the Bank Dragon Qualifying Match
Jerry Lynn vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir
The two start with a tie up and Bashir is able to move Lynn back to the corner and the referee wants a break but Bashir knees Lynn in the ribs and takes Lynn down in the corner and starts pounding away at him in the head until the referee moves him away. Bashir comes back in and starts kicking away at Lynn in the corner, Lynn then reverses the Irish Whip and sends Bashir into the corner and runs in which Bashir gets his foot knocking Lynn back, Bashir then runs at Lynn takes Bashir down with an Arm Drag. Lynn then chops Bashir back to the corner and then gives him a snap whip back into the same corner following it up with a Huracanrana and a 2 count. Lynn dropkicks Bashir back onto the ropes and looks for an Irish Whip, but Bashir spins into it and kicks Lynn down low and connects with a DDT and makes a cover and a 2 count. Bashir would drop a knee to the back of the head and then taunts the crowd getting booed, Bashir then takes Lynn down with a Fireman’s Carry and another cover and a 2 count. Bashir then slams Lynn down to the mat and flips Lynn over and calls for the Clutch getting booed, Bashir goes for it, but Lynn slides under Bashir’s legs and comes off the ropes behind him and dropkicks Bashir in the back of the head taking Bashir down, Bashir gets to his feet and misses right hand and Lynn then nails Bashir with a Tiger Bomb and calls for the end. Lynn looks for the Cradle Piledriver, but Bashir gets out and turns it into a Inverted Atomic stopping Lynn, Bashir then comes off the ropes and gets drilled right in the face with a Dropkick. When Bashir gets to his feet, he gets a kick to the gut and Lynn the second time nails the Cradle Piledriver and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Jerry Lynn is now the forth man to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match.
(Chuck Norris is heading to the ring for his match with JTH when JTH himself is standing in front of him and the two go face to face.)
JTH: Look…I know we’re not friends, and I know that we don’t nearly hate each other to the extent of what we once did. But I’m telling you as a man that I stand by everything that I’ve said about you throughout the years. I still that you didn’t earn your spot…but regardless, you took what was given to you and ran with it for a long time. And if Clash of the Titans is your last match here, then it was a hell of a ride.
Norris: Well, regardless of what you believe. I don’t dislike you and I know that your earned your spot in the main event of Clash of the Titans II, and I know that you’ll put on a great show there in your World Title match. But don’t even think about saving anything for me.
JTH: Now why would do that Chuck? (JTH smiles and then walks off and Norris returns the smile as he walks away. JTH vs. Norris is next)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Chuck Norris
The two start with a quick lock-up and neither man can get the edge and the tie up breaks and both men step back, another tie up and JTH puts Norris in a headlock lock staying low to the ground putting Norris at an awkward angle, Norris moves back to the ropes and shoves JTH to the ropes and drops down for a JTH leapfrog, but JTH stops his ground and drops a quick leg across the back of the head to Norris keeping Norris on the mat, JTH then gives Norris stiff kicks to the chest as he gets to his feet. Norris gets up and JTH starts giving Norris chops to the chest knocking Norris back until Norris blocks the third chop and throws JTH’s arm back and then knocks him down with a right hand. Norris grabs JTH as he gets up and rams him into the buckle and starts pounding away at the chest and then sends him into the opposite corner, Norris runs in for a reverse elbow in the corner that JTH moves from and Norris rams back first into the corner, JTH then gives body shots to Norris and then climbs up on Norris and calls for a 10 Punch Count. After the fourth punch Norris shoves him off who lands on his feet and comes back in which Norris strikes JTH down with a Double Palm Thrust and makes a cover and a 2 count. Norris gives a couple chest strikes knocking JTH down on the ropes chest first and Norris grabs him and starts giving JTH some kidney shots stunning JTH hard, JTH gets sent off the ropes and Norris ducks which JTH flips over Norris going for a Sunset Flip which Norris holds his ground and goes for a palm strike to JTH’s face but misses and JTH then school boys Norris up and a 2 count. Norris gets up and walks into a knee to the midsection by JTH and followed up by a European Uppercut knocking Norris back into the corner, JTH stares at his hand before drilling Norris with another chop to the chest taking the breath out of Norris, JTH then heads out of the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle behind Norris and grabs him from behind looking to be going for a Tornado Reverse DDT, but Norris punches JTH in the face on the buckle and steps back and gets JTH on his shoulder and counters it into a Front Powerslam and makes the cover and a 2 count. Norris pounds away at JTH and then looks for a Roundhouse Kick that JTH ducks and JTH forearms Norris in the back and grabs Norris from behind and takes him down with a Reverse DDT and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. JTH gets up and gives a Jumping Fist to the crown of the head of Norris keeping him on the mat. JTH then heads to the top turnbuckle and looks for the Diving Elbow, but Norris has gotten to his feet and taken JTH’s leg out from under him and he straddles the buckle and Norris climbs up as well and the two are jockeying for position. Norris grabs JTH looking for a Superplex, but JTH blocks it grabbing the ropes and gives body blows to Norris and then forearms Norris off the top and to the mat, JTH then sets up and comes off with the Diving Elbow and drills it and JTH gets to his feet in the corner doing HBK moxy ready for the Wrestlemania Kick, Norris gets to his feet and JTH comes in which Norris drills JTH in the face with a Roundhouse Back Kick taking both men down as JTH has his head propped up looking dazed at the impact until Norris rolls over and makes the cover and only a 2 count. JTH gets to his feet as soon as Norris and runs at him missing a clothesline and comes off the second ropes and goes for a Flying Forearm, but Norris sidesteps him and immediately prepares for the Norris Kick, JTH gets to his feet and blocks the kick and trips up Norris goes for the Wrestlemania Lock and gets it applied and Norris is in trouble as he reaches for the ropes but JTH pulls him away. Norris looks like he is ready to tap out but in a last ditch effort grabs the bottom rope and JTH is forced to break it and does so on 4. JTH gets to his feet and looks for another Wrestlemania Kick when suddenly Mr. Clean comes down to the ring and grabs JTH and pulls him out of the ring and nails him with a Clean Cut on the outside and JTH is down and out. Clean then quickly gets in the ring and flips Norris over and mounts Norris and starts punching away at Norris repeatedly with the right hands and looks to do some damage on Norris before their Clash of the Titans match. Clean then picks up a lifeless Norris and prepares him for the Clean Cut and nails it and then stands over Norris and puts a foot on him and counts with his hand 1...2...3 signifying that as a pinfall victory as the crowd starts booing. If that happens at Clash of the Titans II, Chuck Norris will be gone from NIWA for good. Clean shines the bald head for all to see over Norris down and out as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Mr. Clean defeated NIWA World Heavyweight Champion Drew McIntyre via pinfall in a non-title match
Spiderman defeated The Punisher via pinfall to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
Buttercup vs. Megan Fox ended in a double count out
Jerry Lynn defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir via pinfall to qualify for the Money in the Bank Dragon Match
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Chuck Norris ended in a no contest when Mr. Clean interfered and attacked both men