Post by theoc71 on Apr 1, 2011 0:18:03 GMT -8
*Note: This is the EMW Starlets April Fools Edition. The theme song for this edition is NOT the Official EMW Starlets Theme Song. But there will be a new EMW Starlets Theme Song which I will mention on a future thread.*
EMW Starlets
Friday April 1st, 2011
Xcel Energy Center
St. Paul, Minnesota
The show begins with a video recap from last Sunday's No Retreat Mega Event in where Olivia Munn becomes the NEW EMW World Women's Champion after defeating "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in a Last Starlet Standing Match after a mysterious blackout in the arena followed by Alissa Flash being knocked out in the ring.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW Starlets after the amazing yet controversial EMW Mega Event No Retreat. Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot at ringside.
EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine appears on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW Starlets General Manager...JILL VALENTINE!
Jill Valentine enters the ring with microphone in hand as she addresses the crowd.
Valentine: Ladies and gentlemen, as you just saw on the video recap, there was a controversal finish to the Last Starlet Standing Match at No Retreat. What resulted from that is a new EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn. (Crowd boos) Now we can't prove who was behind the blackout what lead to the result of what happened. But what I will do is that tonight we will have a rematch for the EMW World Women's Championship between Olivia Munn and "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash and this time it will inside a EXTREME RULES! (Crowd cheers loudly) Not only that but tonight for the first time in EMW History we will have the First ever STARLETS ROYALE!!! 7 EMW Starlets will compete in a Throwdown Royale Match. The winner of the match will become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship and will face the EMW World Women's Champion at NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2 for the title. The other 6 will compete in the Hell's Playground Match to determine who will face the EMW World Women's Champion for the title at EMW Queen Of Extreme! The seven participants in the match will be Blaze Fielding (Crowd cheers), Dark Queen (Crowd boos), Kelly Bundy (Crowd Cheers), Katy Perry (Crowd Boos), Crimson Viper (Crowd Cheers), Sasha Grey (Crowd Boos) and Gina Carano! (Crowd Cheers)
Jill Valentine's music hits as Jill leaves the ring and heads to the back.
In the parking lot, a black limousine has pulled up. Out from the Limo comes The Four Lady Horsemen (NEW EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn, NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox, and NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Katy Perry & Sasha Grey). They make their way to the arena, not knowing about the announcements that Jill Valentine made moments ago as we go to commercial.
*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week sponsored by Brawndo*[/i]
Video Stills are shown of Black Cat becoming the NEW EMW Starlets Champion as she defeated Katy Perry in an I Quit Match last Sunday at No Retreat.[/center]
NEW EMW Starlets Champion Black Cat def. Lady Gaga with Emma Frost in a non-title match via pinfall after The Feliner.
Backstage, The Lady Horsemen walked into the GM's office and approached Jill Valentine who was on the phone with someone.
Valentine: I would have to call you back.
Valentine hangs up as Olivia Munn talks to Valentine.
Munn: Who in the hell do you think you are?! We just got word that you have me in a Extreme Rules Match against Alissa Flash tonight for the title. I beaten Alissa last Sunday to win this title. Alissa is not worthy of a rematch. I am done with her overrated ass!
Valentine: Yeah, you did win the title last Sunday. But the way you done it made me have no choice but to book this match. Besides, you had to find a way to have The Lady Horsemen involved so you set up the Blackout so your buddies are free to interfere.
Munn: Whoa! You think I have something to do with the Blackout?! I have nothing to do with it and neither do the Lady Horsemen. Katy was getting her ribs checked by the doctor, Sasha and Megan were watching the match at The Lady Horsemen locker room.
Valentine: You know what, you can have all the excuses in the world. But you won't have The Lady Horsemen involved in the match because in the match, The Lady Horsemen will be BANNED FROM THE ARENA!
Munn: WHAT?!
Valentine: You heard me, after the rest of the Lady Horsemen matches are done tonight, Police will escort the rest of The Lady Horsemen out of the arena because I don't want the same thing that happened last Sunday happen tonight. You're the World Women's Champion, it's abut time you earn that title! Now leave my office!
The Lady Horsemen leave feeling frustrated about the news as Valentine looks on.
Video footage is shown of last Saturday's NIWA Saturday Night Showdown where Lady Horsemen Megan Fox cashing in her Women's Money In The Bank Suitcase and became the NEW NIWA World Women's Champion.
NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox def. Hilary Duff with her NUX Rookie Claire Bennet in a non-title match via submission with Megan's Vice. After the match, Security arrives and escorted Fox out of the arena due to her along with Sasha Grey and Katy Perry are banned from the arena for the EMW World Women's Championship Extreme Rules Match later tonight between Olivia Munn and "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
Back from commercial break, footage was shown what happened during the commercial break at the parking lot where NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox was heading to the Lady Horsemen Limousine but then Xena, Warrior Princess ran in and attacked Fox from behind. Fox then got into the limo and it drove off as Xena tries to chase after it but was unable to.
Kelly Bundy won the Starlet Royale after last eliminating Katy Perry. With the win, Kelly Bundy earns an EMW World Women's Title shot at NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2. Other Participants were Blaze Fielding, Dark Queen, Katy Perry, Crimson Viper, Sasha Grey and Gina Carano.
Order Of Entry
1. Blaze Fielding
2. Dark Queen
3. Sasha Grey
4. Crimson Viper
5. Katy Perry
6. Kelly Bundy
7. Gina Carano
Order Of Elimination
-- Dark Queen and Blaze Fielding eliminated each other as Blaze clotheslines Dark Queen over the top rope but Dark Queen dragged Blaze with her. Afterwards, both women brawled outside and it spilled to the entrance stage and then they continue their brawl backstage.
-- Crimson Viper eliminated by Katy Perry after Perry clotheslined Viper over the top rope.
-- Gina Carano eliminated by Sasha Grey after Grey pulled down the top rope as Carano went to eliminate Grey.
-- Sasha Grey eliminated by Katy Perry after a Double Team Miscomunication which lead to Perry clotheslining Grey over the top rope.
-- Katy Perry eliminated by Kelly Bundy after Bundy throws Perry over the top rope after Sasha Grey got eliminated.
After the match, Kelly Bundy celebrated the win as Security escorted Sasha Grey and Katy Perry out of the arena. As Grey and Perry got to the parking lot, The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Slayers & Faith Lehane) attacked Perry & Grey and then threw them into the Limousine that The Lady Horsemen were in and then the Limo drove out of the arena.
Jenna Haze with her NUX Rookie Riley Steele def. Scorpina with her NUX Rookie Ke$ha via pinfall after the Purple Haze.
Backstage, Sara Underwood is standing by with "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
Underwood: Alissa, coming up next, you have your rematch under Extreme Rules for the EMW World Women's Championship against Olivia Munn and now all the members of The Lady Horsemen are out of the arena and they won't be a factor tonight.
Flash: Olivia Munn, your backup is gone and now you got nowhere to run and no where to hide. Tonight, your third title reign will be a short one. You pulled off that Blackout trick so your little Lady Horsemen can take advantage of me and you took to title. But now, the game has changed and tonight, I'm taking my title back!
Flash then leaves to the ring as Underwood looks on as the Extreme Rules Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship is up next.
EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn def. "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in an Extreme Rules match via pinfall. In the final moments of the match, Flash hits Munn with the Kudo Driver and then covers Munn but then the lights went out of the arena. When they came back on, MSCHIF appears and sprays Flash with the Green Mist and then hits her with the Code Green (Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb). MsChif then looks down at Flash and then the lights went out again and when they came back on, MsChif is gone as Munn slowly gets to her feet and covers Flash and gets the win. Munn celebrates the win but has no idea what happened as the show concludes this week.
"Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.
EMW Starlets
Friday April 1st, 2011
Xcel Energy Center
St. Paul, Minnesota
The show begins with a video recap from last Sunday's No Retreat Mega Event in where Olivia Munn becomes the NEW EMW World Women's Champion after defeating "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in a Last Starlet Standing Match after a mysterious blackout in the arena followed by Alissa Flash being knocked out in the ring.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW Starlets after the amazing yet controversial EMW Mega Event No Retreat. Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot at ringside.
EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine appears on the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW Starlets General Manager...JILL VALENTINE!
Jill Valentine enters the ring with microphone in hand as she addresses the crowd.
Valentine: Ladies and gentlemen, as you just saw on the video recap, there was a controversal finish to the Last Starlet Standing Match at No Retreat. What resulted from that is a new EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn. (Crowd boos) Now we can't prove who was behind the blackout what lead to the result of what happened. But what I will do is that tonight we will have a rematch for the EMW World Women's Championship between Olivia Munn and "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash and this time it will inside a EXTREME RULES! (Crowd cheers loudly) Not only that but tonight for the first time in EMW History we will have the First ever STARLETS ROYALE!!! 7 EMW Starlets will compete in a Throwdown Royale Match. The winner of the match will become the #1 Contender for the EMW World Women's Championship and will face the EMW World Women's Champion at NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2 for the title. The other 6 will compete in the Hell's Playground Match to determine who will face the EMW World Women's Champion for the title at EMW Queen Of Extreme! The seven participants in the match will be Blaze Fielding (Crowd cheers), Dark Queen (Crowd boos), Kelly Bundy (Crowd Cheers), Katy Perry (Crowd Boos), Crimson Viper (Crowd Cheers), Sasha Grey (Crowd Boos) and Gina Carano! (Crowd Cheers)
Jill Valentine's music hits as Jill leaves the ring and heads to the back.
In the parking lot, a black limousine has pulled up. Out from the Limo comes The Four Lady Horsemen (NEW EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn, NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox, and NEW Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions Katy Perry & Sasha Grey). They make their way to the arena, not knowing about the announcements that Jill Valentine made moments ago as we go to commercial.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week sponsored by Brawndo*
Video Stills are shown of Black Cat becoming the NEW EMW Starlets Champion as she defeated Katy Perry in an I Quit Match last Sunday at No Retreat.[/center]
NEW EMW Starlets Champion Black Cat def. Lady Gaga with Emma Frost in a non-title match via pinfall after The Feliner.
Backstage, The Lady Horsemen walked into the GM's office and approached Jill Valentine who was on the phone with someone.
Valentine: I would have to call you back.
Valentine hangs up as Olivia Munn talks to Valentine.
Munn: Who in the hell do you think you are?! We just got word that you have me in a Extreme Rules Match against Alissa Flash tonight for the title. I beaten Alissa last Sunday to win this title. Alissa is not worthy of a rematch. I am done with her overrated ass!
Valentine: Yeah, you did win the title last Sunday. But the way you done it made me have no choice but to book this match. Besides, you had to find a way to have The Lady Horsemen involved so you set up the Blackout so your buddies are free to interfere.
Munn: Whoa! You think I have something to do with the Blackout?! I have nothing to do with it and neither do the Lady Horsemen. Katy was getting her ribs checked by the doctor, Sasha and Megan were watching the match at The Lady Horsemen locker room.
Valentine: You know what, you can have all the excuses in the world. But you won't have The Lady Horsemen involved in the match because in the match, The Lady Horsemen will be BANNED FROM THE ARENA!
Munn: WHAT?!
Valentine: You heard me, after the rest of the Lady Horsemen matches are done tonight, Police will escort the rest of The Lady Horsemen out of the arena because I don't want the same thing that happened last Sunday happen tonight. You're the World Women's Champion, it's abut time you earn that title! Now leave my office!
The Lady Horsemen leave feeling frustrated about the news as Valentine looks on.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Video footage is shown of last Saturday's NIWA Saturday Night Showdown where Lady Horsemen Megan Fox cashing in her Women's Money In The Bank Suitcase and became the NEW NIWA World Women's Champion.
NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox def. Hilary Duff with her NUX Rookie Claire Bennet in a non-title match via submission with Megan's Vice. After the match, Security arrives and escorted Fox out of the arena due to her along with Sasha Grey and Katy Perry are banned from the arena for the EMW World Women's Championship Extreme Rules Match later tonight between Olivia Munn and "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Back from commercial break, footage was shown what happened during the commercial break at the parking lot where NIWA World Women's Champion Megan Fox was heading to the Lady Horsemen Limousine but then Xena, Warrior Princess ran in and attacked Fox from behind. Fox then got into the limo and it drove off as Xena tries to chase after it but was unable to.
Kelly Bundy won the Starlet Royale after last eliminating Katy Perry. With the win, Kelly Bundy earns an EMW World Women's Title shot at NIWA Clash Of The Titans 2. Other Participants were Blaze Fielding, Dark Queen, Katy Perry, Crimson Viper, Sasha Grey and Gina Carano.
Order Of Entry
1. Blaze Fielding
2. Dark Queen
3. Sasha Grey
4. Crimson Viper
5. Katy Perry
6. Kelly Bundy
7. Gina Carano
Order Of Elimination
-- Dark Queen and Blaze Fielding eliminated each other as Blaze clotheslines Dark Queen over the top rope but Dark Queen dragged Blaze with her. Afterwards, both women brawled outside and it spilled to the entrance stage and then they continue their brawl backstage.
-- Crimson Viper eliminated by Katy Perry after Perry clotheslined Viper over the top rope.
-- Gina Carano eliminated by Sasha Grey after Grey pulled down the top rope as Carano went to eliminate Grey.
-- Sasha Grey eliminated by Katy Perry after a Double Team Miscomunication which lead to Perry clotheslining Grey over the top rope.
-- Katy Perry eliminated by Kelly Bundy after Bundy throws Perry over the top rope after Sasha Grey got eliminated.
After the match, Kelly Bundy celebrated the win as Security escorted Sasha Grey and Katy Perry out of the arena. As Grey and Perry got to the parking lot, The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Slayers & Faith Lehane) attacked Perry & Grey and then threw them into the Limousine that The Lady Horsemen were in and then the Limo drove out of the arena.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
Jenna Haze with her NUX Rookie Riley Steele def. Scorpina with her NUX Rookie Ke$ha via pinfall after the Purple Haze.
Backstage, Sara Underwood is standing by with "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash.
Underwood: Alissa, coming up next, you have your rematch under Extreme Rules for the EMW World Women's Championship against Olivia Munn and now all the members of The Lady Horsemen are out of the arena and they won't be a factor tonight.
Flash: Olivia Munn, your backup is gone and now you got nowhere to run and no where to hide. Tonight, your third title reign will be a short one. You pulled off that Blackout trick so your little Lady Horsemen can take advantage of me and you took to title. But now, the game has changed and tonight, I'm taking my title back!
Flash then leaves to the ring as Underwood looks on as the Extreme Rules Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship is up next.
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
(Commercial Break)
EMW World Women's Champion Olivia Munn def. "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in an Extreme Rules match via pinfall. In the final moments of the match, Flash hits Munn with the Kudo Driver and then covers Munn but then the lights went out of the arena. When they came back on, MSCHIF appears and sprays Flash with the Green Mist and then hits her with the Code Green (Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb). MsChif then looks down at Flash and then the lights went out again and when they came back on, MsChif is gone as Munn slowly gets to her feet and covers Flash and gets the win. Munn celebrates the win but has no idea what happened as the show concludes this week.
"Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.