Post by theoc71 on Mar 29, 2011 0:48:45 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday March 29th, 2011
Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota
The show begins with a video recap of EMW No Retreat which has Al Bundy becoming the EMW World Heavyweight Champion for the 4th time.
Jon Ian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW ShowTime General Manager...MICHAEL JORDAN!
EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrives and stands on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as he addresses the crowd.
Jordan: Last Sunday, EMW had one hell of a Mega Event in No Retreat! (Crowd Cheers) But now we move onto one of the most brutal Mega Events in the EMW Calendar...That event is entitled Hell's Playground where all the matches will take place inside the Hell In A Cell. The main event for the ShowTime Brand will be The Hell's Playground Match itself. I have competed in a couple of Hell's Playground Matches and I can tell you from first hand experience that it is the most brutal match I have ever been apart of. This year, Al Bundy will be defending the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against 5 other EMW Superstars. The 5 Superstars that will participate in this match are going to be determined in a series of Qualifying Matches and the first Qualifying Match begins...RIGHT NOW!
Bud Bundy arrives on the entrance stage and shakes Michael Jordan's hand as he makes his way to the ring for his Hell's Playground Qualifying Match.
Bud Bundy def. John Dorian in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Bundy Stunner. During the match, John Dorian's NUX Rookie Frodo Baggins is seen watching the match on a monitor backstage.
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored by Buffalo Wild Wings*
Video Stills are shown of Lance Vance revealed as Tommy Vercetti's tag team partner and then The Vice Squad defeating The Grove Street Gang in a Submissions Count Anywhere Match last Sunday at EMW No Retreat.
The Vice Squad (NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & Lance Vance) def. The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic) in a EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Qualifying Match via pinfall when Tommy Vercetti pinned Luis Lopez with a crucifix rollup as he countered Lopez's Downtown Shot. With the win, next week they face the winner of the Grove Street Gang vs. The Avengers match to determine the #1 Coontenders for the EMW World Tag Team Championship.
In the parking lot, NEW EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy arrives as he makes his way to the arena. The crowd watching this on ExtremeVision is cheering loudly.
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Zangief def. Billy Grey in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Russian National Throw. Before the match, it was announced that the match was scheduled to be a Triple Threat match including Johnny Kelbitz but it was announced that Kelbitz is not in the arena for unknown reasons.
In the back, The Avengers (Captain America & Iron Man) are seen making their way to the ring. Coming up next, they face The Grove Street Gang in an EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Qualifying Match.
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The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) def. The Avengers (Captain America & Iron Man) in a EMW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Qualifying Match when CJ pinned Captain America after the San Andreas Fault. Due to the win, The Grove Street Gang gets a rematch against The Vice Squad next week to determine who will face Tango & Cash for the EMW World Tag Team Championship at Hell's Playground.
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Will Smith def. EMW Internet Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall when Terrell Owens (who joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary) ran in and hit Jackson with the Bengal Boot as the referee was checking on Smith. Afterwards, Owens leaves the ring laughing as Jackson slowly gets to his feet and looked at Owens with an angered look on his face.
In the parking lot, Johnny Kelbitz is seen making his way to his motorcycle. But then an unknown figure ran in and hit Kelbitx in the back of the head with a crowbar. The camera pans to the unknown figure and it is BILLY GREY! Grey laughed at Kelbitz before he leaves and EMTs ran in to check on Kelbitz.
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Adam Sessler def. Speed Racer in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall after the Sessler Soapbox Driver. During the match, Adam Sessler's NUX Rookie Kevin Pereria is seen watching the match at a monitor backstage. Meanwhile, Speed Racer's NUX Rookie Sam Witwicky is seen watching the match on a monitor in a seperate backstage location.
Backstage, "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH is seen making his way to the ring. Meanwhile, Goldar is seen making his way to the ring through a seperate area backstage. Coming up next, it's JTH vs. Goldar in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham announced that "Burn" by Papa Roach from their album "Time For Annihilation Available Now is the official theme song for EMW Hell's Playground. The music video premieres after the main event.
Goldar def. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH in a EMW World Heavyweight Championship Hell's Playground Qualifying Match via pinfall when Gannondorf came from the crowd and hits JTH with the Gannon Bomb while the referee was busy trying to break up the fight between EMW World Heavyweight Champion Al Bundy (who joined Wade & Spade for guest commentary), Adam Sessler, Zangief, Will Smith and Bud Bundy (who were scouting the match) at the entrance stage and ramp) which started with Sessler hitting Bud Bundy with a cheap shot and then Zangief and Smith joining in on the fight then Al Bundy running over to help his son out. After the match, Gannondorf re-entered the ring and continued his attack on JTH with Goldar helping him out. Al Bundy then ran in to make the save and there was a huge brawl with all 8 individuals in the ring and then security runs in to break them all up as the show concludes for this week.
"Burn" by Papa Roach from their album "Time For Annihilation Available Now is the official theme song for EMW Hell's Playground.