Post by theoc71 on Mar 23, 2011 23:13:53 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Thursday March 24th, 2011
Scotibank Place
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EMW Starlets as we are 3 Days Away From EMW No Retreat. Starlets come to you this week from the Scotibank Place in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot at ringside.
Chobot: Tonight, after the madness that happened last week, EMW Starlets General Manager Jill Valentine has booked this huge main event as EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash teams up with Crimson Viper, Gina Carano & Black Cat to face The Four Lady Horsemen in a huge 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event!
EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash arrives at the entrance stage and raises the EMW World Women's Championship belt before holding it over her right shoulder as she makes her way to the ring to a good ovation of cheers from the crowd.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the EMW World Women's Champion..."THE FUTURE LEGEND" ALISSA FLASH!
Flash enters the ring and is handed the microphone from Lillian Garcia. Flash then addresses the crowd.
Flash: Olivia, last week you had one hell of a plan. You lead me into a trap just so Megan Fox can cash in the Women's Money In The Bank and take the EMW World Women's Championship away from me because you wanted to take the easy way out when it came to No Retreat and the Last Starlet Standing Match where Megan was going to lay down to you so you can become the World Women's Champion without breaking a sweat. But there was one flaw with that plan that I figured out...The plan was so predictable! (Crowd cheers) So I had help from my friends to make sure that Megan didn't cash in her Money In The Bank and ruin your plan on taking the easy route this Sunday. At No Retreat, I will hurt you...You will suffer and I will be the Last Starlet Standing and still be...(Held up the EMW World Women's Championship belt) the EMW World Women's Champion!
Olivia Munn makes her arrival to the entrance stage and makes her way to the ring getting a huge ovation of boos from the crowd. Munn enters the ring with microphone in hand before she addresses Flash.
Munn: Is that what you think, Alissa. Either you are out of your mind or that beating you got on TNA Impact clouded your judgement?! The Lady Horsemen isn't about one individual, it's all about 4 Women accomplishing their own goals and Megan Fox wanted to accomplish her goal in cashing in the Women's Money In The Bank and win the EMW World Women's Championship and as for your little theory about Megan Fox laying down for me this Sunday, that is just ridiculous. Alissa, it didn't even matter if it is you or Megan that was the EMW World Women's Champion because my focus is clear and that focus is me becoming the EMW World Women's Champion for the third...
Flash: Cut the BS, Munn! I see right through your garbage and I know that deep in your heart, you can't beat me one on one. If it's not Stratusfaction, it's The Lady Horsemen!
Munn: Alissa, I know I can beat you without any help whatsoever.
Flash: Okay, if you want to believe that?! Okay, how about this?! Since the both of us are in the 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event, how about a little wager for our match this Sunday. If my team wins, all members of The Lady Horsemen are BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!
The crowd cheers at the proposal and then Munn responds.
Munn: That's all good and all but what do I get in all of this?!
Flash: I'm getting to that! If your team wins...The Lady Horsemen will be lumberjacks in the match.
The crowd is in shock over the announcement as Olivia Munn smiles and then responds.
Munn: I have to say, it takes a lot of guts for you to put that out there. So, yes you got a deal!
Both women shook hands but just as Munn was going to leave, Flash drags her back and the two women have a staredown before Flash continues.
Flash: Just so you know, Olivia...Even if your team does win...That doesn't mean that they make it to the match this Sunday!
Flash then leaves the ring as Munn looks on with a angered look on her face.
At the broadcast booth at ringside, Erin Andrews and Jessica Chobot are standing by.
Andrews: WOW! The stakes are very high in tonight's 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event tonight!
Chobot: That's right, Erin! If Alissa Flash's Team win, The Lady Horsemen are BANNED from ringside but if The Lady Horsemen win, The Lady Horsemen will act as Lumberjills in the match and can get involved in the match legally!
Andrews: Well a lot of big things are happening tonight but there are big changes starting next week.
Chobot: That is right! Starting next Friday, EMW Starlets return to Fridays but there will be EMW action on Thursdays with a new show entitled NUX in where 12 Rookies are paired with EMW Pros in hopes of becoming EMW next Breakout Star or Starlet.
Andrews: Throughout the show, we will reveal the cast of the 1st Season Of EMW NUX. We can introduce the first Starlet Pro for Season 1, Black Cat
Backstage, Black Cat addresses the crowd.
Black Cat: What's up, EMWNation! I am excited about being a Starlets Pro for the first season of EMW NUX and I am looking forward to advising my rookie to be EMW's Next Breakout Starlet. She's a bit short tempered and is a clone of Wolverine, but she has a determination that is off the chart. Here is my rookie, X-23!
NUX Rookie X-23 EMW Starlet Pro: Black Cat
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored By Old Spice*
Lady Gaga & Emma Frost attacking Baywatch after Baywatch's tag team victory last week on EMW Starlets. [/center]
Blaze Fielding & Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) def. Dark Queen, Emma Frost & Lady Gaga via pinfall when Blaze Fielding pinned Lady Gaga after the Blaze Of Glory Frog Splash from the top rope.
Backstage, Sasha Grey is shown at the Lady Horsemen locker room as she addresses the crowd.
Grey: Well, well, well...You honestly didn't think that the first seson of NUX will have a Lady Horsemen as a Starlet Pro, don't you?! Well, I'm proud to represent the Lady Horsemen as a Starlet Pro in the first season of NUX. I'm also excited to have as a pro a fellow porn star. She is the most successfull porn star in San Andreas and with my help, she will be EMW's Next Breakout Starlet...Here is CANDY SUXX!
NUX Rookie: Candy Suxx EMW Starlet Pro: Sasha Grey
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Backstage, Jenna Haze addresses the crowd.
Haze: What is up, EMWNation! I am so happy to be apart of EMW NUX Season 1 as a Starlet Pro and I have high hopes for my rookie. She is a Rising Star in the Adult Entertainment buisness and with my help she'll be EMW Next Breakout Starlet. Let's take a look at my rookie, RILEY STEELE!
NUX Rookie: Riley Steele EMW Starlet Pro: Jenna Haze
Kelly Bundy def. Miss Spencer via pinfall after the Bundy Bounce.
Backstage, Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) are seen making their way to the ring. Coming up next, Faith Lehane takes on Princess Peach.
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Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champion Faith Lehane with Buffy Summers def. Princess Peach via pinfall after the Twist Of Faith.
Backstage, Dark Queen addresses the crowd.
Dark Queen: Well, isn't this wonderful?! I am a Starlet Pro in EMW NUX Season 1. My rookie has emotional issues but I can sense her darkness and when I unleash that darkness inside of her, there will be no stopping her. Here is my rookie, BELLA SWAN!
NUX Rookie: Bella Swan EMW Starlet Pro: Dark Queen
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Backstage, Hilary Duff addresses the crowd.
Duff: Hello everybody! Hilary Duff here and I'm so happy to be apart of the first ever season of EMW NUX as a Starlet Pro. But I'm really looking forward to advising my NUX Rookie. She's a Cheerleader, she's indestructable and she will be EMW's Next Breakout Starlet. Here is my rookie, Claire Bennet!
NUX Rookie: Claire Bennet EMW Starlet Pro: Hilary Duff
Dasha Fedorovich def. Stacy Keibler via pinfall with a schoolgirl rollup as she was holding onto the trunks.
Backstage, The Four Lady Horsemen (Olivia Munn, "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) leave the Lady Horsemen locker room and make their way to the ring. Meanwhile, EMW World Women's Champion "Future Legend" Alissa Flash, Gina Carano, Crimson Viper and Black Cat make their way to the ring through a seperate section of the backstage area. Coming up next is the huge 8 Woman Tag Team Main Event.
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Backstage, Scorpina addresses the crowd.
Scorpina: Well it seems obvious that they save the best for last. That is why I am the last Starlet confirmed as a Starlet Pro for EMW NUX Season 1. My rookie is a Party Girl, but I willl make her into a Cold-Hearted Killer as she becomes EMW's Next Breakout Starlet. Here is my rookie...KE$HA!
NUX Rookie: Ke$ha EMW Starlet Pro: Scorpina
From the broadcast booth at ringside, Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot ran down the complete card for this Sunday's EMW No Retreat Mega Event.
EMW World Heavyweight Championship Match
Four Corner Survival Submissions Match
"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH vs. Goldar vs. Bud Bundy vs. Al Bundy
EMW World Women’s Championship
Last Starlet Standing
"The Future Legend" Alissa Flash (c) vs. Olivia Munn
EMW Internet Championship
MMA Rules Match
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson (c) vs. Tito Ortiz
EMW Starlets Championship
I Quit Match
Katy Perry (c) vs. Black Cat
EMW Cruiserweight Championship
Speed Racer (c) vs. “The Nostalgia Critic” Doug Walker
EMW World Tag Team Championship
Tango & Cash (Ray Tango & Gabe Cash) (c) vs. The Liberty City Connection (Luis Lopez & Niko Bellic)
EMW World Women’s Tag Team Championship
The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) (c) vs. The Princesses (Princess Daisy & Princess Peach)
Submissions Count Anywhere Match
NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti & ? vs. The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson)
Crimson Viper vs. "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox
EMW World Women's Champion "Future Legend" Alissa Flash, Gina Carano, Crimson Viper & Black Cat def. The Four Lady Horsemen (Olivia Munn, "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) via pinfall when Alissa Flash pinned Sasha Grey after the Kudo Driver. As per pre-match stipulation, the Alissa Flash-Olivia Munn Last Starlets Standing Match at No Retreat will have The Lady Horsemen banned from ringside. After the match, Flash, Carano, Viper and Black Cat celebrate in the ring as The Lady Horsemen are furious at the entrance ramp as EMW Starlets concludes this week.
"Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.