Post by theoc71 on Mar 21, 2011 23:38:25 GMT -8
EMW ShowTime
Tuesday March 22nd, 2011
Rogers Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
The show begins with EMW Owner Theo Clardy LIVE! Via Satellite from the EMW Headquarters in Anaheim, California as he addresses the crowd.
Clardy: Good evening! As everyone knows, the country of Japan is suffering through its worse natural disasters in years. EMW World Heavyweight Champion MVP is in the country as part of New Japan Pro Wrestling. Usually, MVP would travel from Japan to the US for EMW Shows and Mega Events while keeping his commitment to New Japan Pro Wrestling. But due to the recent tragic events, this proves to be difficult. After going through all options to handle this situation, an agreement has been reached between EMW and MVP. We regret to inform that MVP is no longer the EMW World Heavyweight Champion. We will however, still have a Triple Threat Submissions Match to determine the new EMW World Heavyweight Champion. Al Bundy and Goldar will be apart of the match but to fill the third spot, we will have a Six Man Battle Royal to determine who will be apart of the Triple Threat Submissions Match at No Retreat for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship! On behalf of myself and EMW, we wish MVP nothing but the best in his future endeavors and anytime he wants to return to EMW, the door is always open for his return. Thank you and enjoy EMW ShowTime.
The Street Fighters (Ken Masters & Ryu Hoshi) (Making Their EMW Return after a long absence) def. The Lost Brotherhood (Billy Grey & Johnny Kelbitz) via pinfall when Ryu Hoshipinned Johnny Kelbitz after Total Elimination. After the match, The Lost Brotherhood got into another argument and almost went to blows but decided to leave the ring seperatley.
We then go back to Wade & Spade who have a huge announcement about EMW NUX.
Wade: Well huge news coming from the EMW Offices. Starting Next Week, EMW Starlets is moving back to Fridays and taking its place on Thursdays is a new concept for EMW.
Spade: That's right, Wade. Next Thursday will be the debut of EMW NUX in where Rookies are paired with EMW Pros in their quest of becoming EMW's next breakout Star or Starlet!
Wade: Well ladies and gentlemen, we have 6 Women Rookies paired with 6 Starlet Pros and 6 Male Rookies paired with 6 Superstar Pros. The first Superstar Pro confirmed for Season 1 is "The Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe!
Backstage, "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe addresses the crowd.
Rolfe: Hey what's up, everyone. It's The Nerd here and I have to say that I'm pretty psyched about being a pro on the first season of NUX! Especially, I'm psyched about the Rookie I'm advising for this season. In a way, he's just like me in every way. We both trash horrible video games and we both have have Angry on our nicknames. So ladies and gentlemen, introducing my Rookie for Season 1 of NUX...Joe Vargas...But many of you know him as Angry Joe!
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*EMW Extreme Flashback Of The Week Sponsored By Old Spice*
"Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker pinned EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer in a Tag Team Match last week.[/center]
"Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker def. Impulse via pinfall after the Nostalgia Trip. During the match, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer is watching the match on a monitor backstage. It was announced that Speed Racer will also be in action later tonight as he takes on Zac Efron in a non-title match.
Backstage, Adam Sessler is seen addressing the crowd.
Sessler: Well it's about damn time, I get acknowledge as a pro in EMW. I am a Superstar Pro on the first season of EMW NUX and my rookie is a fellow friend of mine in G4 and with my help, he will be EMW's next Breakout Star. Ladies and gentlemen, my rookie...KEVIN PERERIA!
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Backstage, EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer addresses the crowd.
Speed: Well I have to say that it is an honor to be a pro on the first season of EMW NUX and I'm excited about the Pro I have for NUX. He could be a bit hard to understand but I know with my help, he'll do great things in EMW and on this season on NUX. So now here is my rookie...Sam Witwicky.
Luis Lopez def. EMW World Tag Team Champion Ray Tango via pinfall after the Downtown Shot. It was announced during the match that Gabe Cash and Niko Bellic will face each other one on one later tonight.
In the back, The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) are seen making their way to the ring. Coming up next, they make their first official EMW match against former NGW World Tag Team Champions The Detroit Mavericks (Eddie Murphy & Eminem)
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Backstage, "The Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker addresses the crowd.
Critic: HELLO I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC! I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Guess what, I'm a pro on the first season of EMW NUX and my rookie just so happen to be a fellow member of That Guy With The Glasses. He's high strung and a bit crazy and that's what it's going to take for him to be EMW's next Breakout Star. Let's take a look at my Rookie...The Spoony One...Antwiler!
The Grove Street Gang (Carl "CJ" Johnson & Sean "Sweet" Johnson) def. The Detroit Mavericks (Eddie Murphy & Eminem) via disqualification when NIWA Venue Champion Tommy Vercetti ran in and attacked hits CJ with a Steel Chair to the back. Vercetti then hits Sweet with the steel chair as well before The Grove Street Gang made a quick exit. Vercetti then grabs a microphone and then begins to speak.
Vercetti: CJ...Sean...You think this is over now that you are apart of the EMW roster?! Well, you are sadly mistaken because now I can beat your asses without a concern about being arrested. You see, Shelton is out due to an injury that you two caused but I got a real good friend of mine to help me out. I went to Michael Jordan's office and he agreed with a match with me and my friend against both of you clowns in the first ever...SUBMISSIONS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!
The crowd cheers as Vercetti celebrates in the ring as The Grove Street Gang is looking on and talking trash.
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From the broadcast booth at ringside, Wade Needham announced that "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH was scheduled to talk about his NUX rookie but he refused due to him preparing for the 6 Man Battle Royal tonight. Wade then introduces a look at JTH's NUX Rookie, Matt Hazard.
EMW Cruiserweight Champion Speed Racer def. Zac Efron in a non-title match via pinfall after the Finish Line. After the match, "Nostalgia Critic" Doug Walker ran in and attacked Speed from behind but Racer gets the upperhand. Racer then calls for the Finish Line but Walker made a quick exit before Speed gets to use it. Speed then holds up the EMW Cruiserweight Championship as Walker looked on and said that it will be his this Sunday.
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EMW World Tag Team Champion Gabe Cash def. Niko Bellic via pinfall with a Small Package rollup as Niko tries to body slam Cash. It was announced before the match that Ray Tango and Luis Lopez are banned from ringside.
Graphic is shown of the Six Man Battle Royal to determine the third spot in the Triple Threat Submissions Match for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship. The participants in the match are "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH, Tiger Woods, Bud Bundy, John Dorian, Tommy Vercetti and Chad Ochocinco. The match is up next.
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"Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH and Bud Bundy wins the Six Man Battle Royal. The other participants in the match were Tiger Woods, John Dorian, Tommy Vercetti and Chad Ochocinco.
Order Of Eliminations
-- Chad Ochocinco eliminated by Tommy Vercetti when Vercetti threw Ochocinco over the top rope.
-- John Dorian eliminated by JTH after JTH superkicks Dorian over the top rope.
-- Tommy Vercetti eliminated by The Grove Street Gang after Sean "Sweet" Johnson arrived and distracted Vercetti long enough for Carl "CJ" Johnson to come through the crowd and throw Vercetti over the top rope.
-- Tiger Woods eliminated by Bud Bundy after Bundy clotheslined Woods Over The Top Rope.
-- JTH and Bud Bundy eliminated each other after JTH clotheslines Bud Bundy but JTH had too much momentum and it sent both men over the top rope.
After the match, the referees were debating over who won the match and replays are shown that both men's feet touched the floor at the same time.
EMW ShowTime General Manager Michael Jordan arrives on the entrance stage with microphone in hand as he addresses the crowd.
Jordan: Guys, I have seen the video tape and I see your points of view on this. But I have made a decision to settle this. At No Retreat this Sunday, it will be Al Bundy versus Goldar vs. "Mr. Wrestlemania" JTH....versus Bud Bundy in a FOUR CORNER SURVIVAL SUBMISSIONS MATCH FOR THE EMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd pops huge from that announcement as Jordan leaves but then Goldar runs in and attacks both men but then Al Bundy ran and brawls with Goldar. Bundy then went for tghe Bundy Slam but Goldar countered and hits Al Bundy with the Goldar Bomb. Goldar then celebrates in the ring as the crowd boos him loudly as the show concludes this week.
"Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.