Post by jth on Mar 19, 2011 12:21:40 GMT -8
Saturday Night Showdown
ARCO Arena
Sacramento, California
(Screen recaps last week’s SNS. Screen then shows two big matches scheduled for tonight’s show. Blitz will go one on one with the 20 Man Royal Rumble “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH. Also Ganondorf will return tonight for action for the first time since taking out Drew McIntyre several weeks back, and tonight he will go one on one will none other than Chuck Norris)
(Right now a number one contender’s match for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship is about to take place between Peter Pan and Sheik Abdul Bashir)
#1 Contender’s Match for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
Peter Pan vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir
Tie up and Bashir quickly clubs Pan in the back and takes him down to his knees, Bashir then gives Pan straight knuckle punches knocking him back in the corner. Bashir sends Pan off into the opposite corner which Pan does the ninja flip over Bashir going in and starts chopping and slapping away at the chest, Pan then jumps on Bashir and gives him a Monkey Flip Takedown, Pan then goes wit lightning fast attacks to the face and chest knocking Bashir now back to the corner. Pan climbs up on Bashir and calls for a 10 Punch count and drills away at Bashir and completes it and Bashir comes out of the corner and falls to the mat. Bashir gets up and Pan moves him back to the ropes, Bashir reverses the Irish Whip and ducks which Pan then goes for a Sunset Flip that Bashir tries to prevent, but ultimately goes down and a quick 2 count. Bashir scoots back in the corner and Pan tries to continue the attack, but the referee moves him away and goes under the ropes to keep the space. Pan sees this though and comes off the ropes and goes for a top rope jump off onto Bashir, but Bashir moves and Pan goes down hard to the floor on the outside and then Bashir rolls back in the ring as the referee begins to count Pan who struggles to his feet after the impact of the fall and rolls in gingerly. Bashir then drops the knees into the midsection of Pan several times and then slowly picks up Pan in the Gutwrench and then lifts him up looking to the crowd and drops Pan with a Gut Buster Drop and makes the cover and only a 2 count. Bashir then picks up Pan from behind and drives the forearm into the lower back of Pan knocking him into the corner with Pan using the corner to stay upright, Bashir gives Pan several kicks to the back and then while the wind is knocked out of him Bashir sets Pan backwards on the top turnbuckle. Bashir clubs at the back of Pan before getting him set up for a Super Back Drop, but Pan shifts into it and splashes Bashir on the mat and both men are down. Both men get up and Bashir misses a punch and Pan comes back with chops to the chest knocking Bashir back on the ropes, Bashir reverses the Irish Whip but misses the right hand and Pan comes back off with a Diving Cross Body connecting taking Bashir down, then quickly nails a dropkick taking Bashir down again. Bashir then gets up again and misses a clothesline and Pan comes off the ropes and connects with a Springboard Crossbody taking Bashir down into the cover and only a 2 count, Pan then looks for a big move and jumps on Bashir looking for a Huracanrana, but Bashir runs into the corner and Powerbombs Pan in the corner taking him down. Bashir looks to finish Pan off with the Snap DDT to the mat, but Pan spin out and jumps up and turns it into his own Jumping Spike DDT taking Bashir down to the mat and Pan then rolls to the apron and begins to climb up the turnbuckle and gets to the top and calls for it and comes off with You Can Fly and drills it and makes the cover and gets the 3 and Peter Pan has become the number one contender for the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship and will get a title shot against Jerry Lynn in the near future.
(Ron Burgundy is backstage ready for an interview)
Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is the man that is returning tonight for the first time in several weeks and tonight will face Chuck Norris one on one tonight. Please welcome…Ganondorf. (Ganondorf looks down at him as Burgundy obviously looks intimidated) Ganon I…I tried to think of a way to ask you of your actions the last time you were here, but the only question I could even think of was…Why…did you do…what you did?
Ganondorf: Ron Burgundy…that was the simplest, and smartest you could ask, so very well done. Now get out of my face, before I destroy you also. (Burgundy quickly runs off he picks up the mike that Burgundy drops and looks dead in the camera as the crowd boos) The reason why I destroyed our World Champion Drew McIntyre, is as simple as simple can be. And that reason is… because I enjoy it! (Boos) Drew McIntyre, your destruction was to prove a point, the point being that no matter how good you think you are, you cannot overcome pure evil as I. No matter how bad you think you can be, you will never overcome me. And the day Drew McIntyre, you choose to show yourself again, I’ll do so once again. And I will continue to do so Drew, until you are mired in the afterbirth of time. You people think you saw what I am capable of…(Laughs) you saw nothing of the kind. (Crowd Boos as the screen fades to black)
Buttercup vs. Paris Hilton
Buttercup runs in the ring and quickly takes Paris down and attacks her with straight punches to the face as she is trying to make Paris pay for her words. Buttercup then picks up Paris and chunks her across the ring taking her down hard and Paris then gets up holding her face and gets a hard right hand Power Punch to the face and Buttercup puts a foot on Paris and gets the 3 and Buttercup quickly calls for a mike after the match as the referee backs away and gets Paris out of the ring.
Buttercup: For the past three weeks I haven’t been here, I’ve been back home…thinking. Thinking how in the……heck everything came to this with me and Blossom. A Buried Alive Match? How could everything we did come to that? And the answer can only be answered in one word…ego. Your ego is what has brought this to course, it has to be, you’re the one and wanted this match. So what becomes of everything then. What is it worth if you and me are gone Blossom? Do you even know yet Red? Well trust me, this isn’t something I’m going to want to do, but if I have to, then I will. And if I do, then so be it. (Drops the mike and leaves the ring)
(Screen shows that last week the encounter between Fozzie Osbourne and Johnny Bravo which Fozzie attacked Bravo after the match. NIWA has now announced that Fozzie will defend his NIWA Brass Knuckles Championship against Johnny Bravo at Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown)
James Bond vs. The Punisher
The two men start with a hard collar tie and Punisher slowly gets Bond back into the corner and the referee calls for a break, Punisher goes for a right hand and Bond ducks under getting Punisher in the corner and Bond begins pounding away at the face of Punisher, Bond whips Punisher back into the same corner and Punisher comes out and gets a Back Body Drop to the mat. Bond grabs the arm of Punisher and wrenches the arm as he gets to his feet and Punisher comes back with a forearm to the face knocking Bond back, Punisher takes a physical attack and many kicks to the midsection, Punisher sends Bond off the ropes and gives him a Kitchen Sink knee taking Bond down and makes a cover and a 2 count. Punisher then uses the ropes for leverage as he stomps away at the chest of Bond and then picks up Bond rams him into the buckle. Punisher gives more punches until Bond comes back with right hands of his own knocks Punisher back, Punisher reverses the Irish Whip into the corner but misses the diving attack and Bond then grabs Punisher from behind and connects with the High Angle Back Drop and gets Punisher on the mat. Both men get up and Bond blocks the right hand and comes back with right hands and chops to the chest and then sends Punisher off the ropes and gives him a Running Belly to Belly throw and Bond signals for the end and grabs the ankle of Punisher it looks like Punisher is ready to tap when suddenly the lights go out and the arena goes pitch black. After about 10 seconds the lights come on and Punisher is on top of Bond who is out cold in the cover and the referee confused makes the count and gets the 3 and The Punisher has scored the major upset over the former NIWA World Champion, The Punisher comes to confused wondering what happened as he rolls out of the ring realizing he just defeated James Bond. When James Bond gets to his feet someone comes out from under the ring, and it’s The Crow who grabs Bond from behind and nails him with a Reverse Brainbuster that he calls the Death Nail as James Bond is down and out as Bond stands over the lifeless body of Bond.
(Screen hypes up EMW’s new show EMW NUX which will feature superstars from EMW trainers possible newcomers for the EMW roster)
(Ron Burgundy is backstage again for another interview)
Burgundy: EMW NUX is perhaps EMW’s biggest show to date and joining me right is not only on of the men who will be a pro in EMW NUX, but also the winner of NIWA’s 20 Man Royal Rumble and will get a title shot at the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Please Welcome, “Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH, (Crowd cheers as he is ready for his upcoming match) JTH your EMW upstart is Matt Hazard, have you learned anything about this man?
JTH: No I haven’t Ron, because I’ve had more important things to focus on. While you were changing your pants after you probably pissed yourself, I was focused on Blitz. And now while I should be focusing on perhaps the biggest match of my career at Clash of the Titans II, I have to focus on some stupid jackass on EMW trying to make him an EMW Superstar? Does Theo Clardy really think I give a rat’s ass about Matt Hazard right now? Well I’ll play EMW’s little game here, but just a fair warning, if this keeps me from becoming the NIWA World Champion at Clash of the Titans, I will hold you Matt Hazard and EMW personally responsible, and I will kick Matt Hazard’s ass faster than I beat Blitz’s ass tonight.
Burgundy: Very well, also last week it was announced that at Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown you will team up with Chuck Norris to face Mr. Clean and Blitz. Your thoughts on that?
JTH: What happens… happens. And when all of that is said and done, it’s time to focus on the bigger picture. Becoming the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. (Walks off)
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH vs. Blitz
Hard collar tie up and Blitz gets JTH in a headlock and torques the pressure on the neck region, JTH shoves Blitz into the ropes and Blitz comes back with a shoulder tackle taking JTH down, Blitz comes off the ropes and JTH ducks down for a leapfrog and Blitz comes back off and JTH takes Blitz down with an Arm Drag, then Blitz gets up and JTH gives him two more and keeps the arm lock applied. Blitz gets to his feet and rolls into the arm hold and then turns the arm wrench around and then whips the arm down taking JTH down on the mat and Blitz gains the momentum, JTH then does a front roll of his own and then whips Blitz down himself to get out of the hold. Blitz gets up and walks right into a chop to the chest of JTH, JTH then sends Blitz off the ropes and ducks too early which Blitz kicks JTH in the chest flipping JTH upside down, he then gets up and walks into a clothesline and a cover and 2 count. Blitz then grabs JTH and throws him over the ropes and then starts taunting the crowd not knowing that JTH skins the cat back in and Blitz turns around and JTH gives him a Thesz Press and starts punching away at the face of Blitz and then stands up and gives a jumping stomp to the face of Blitz, Blitz gets to his feet and JTH gives him a Running Forearm to the face knocking him out of the ring. JTH grabs for Blitz who then trips up JTH and pulls him to the outside and the two begin trading right hands at each other, Blitz then kicks JTH in the gut and tries to send him into the steel steps, but JTH gets his foot on the steps to prevent it and then shoves himself back and gives Blitz a back elbow to the face staggering Blitz, JTH then sets Blitz on the side of the ring chest down and gets on the apron next to him and then drops an elbow to the back of the head and then shoves him back in the ring and makes a cover and only a 2 count. JTH then grabs Blitz’s leg looking like he’s going for the Wrestlemania Lock but instead does the stomp to the chest and then waits for Blitz to gets to his feet, JTH starts chopping away at the chest again until Blitz gives JTH a knee to the midsection and then picks up JTH for a Body Slam but instead throws JTH back first into the corner and JTH goes down hard and Blitz then gets right in JTH’s face and starts trash talking him and then shoves his foot on the back of the head of JTH breaks on 4 and the referee backs Blitz away as JTH struggles to his feet. Blitz gives JTH multiple kick to the midsection knocking JTH down in the corner and then heads back and then gives a running knee to the side of the face of JTH and then pulls him out and hooks the leg and only a 2 count. Snapmare by Blitz and a Reverse Chin Lock applied to JTH who doesn’t give up, JTH is able to get to his feet and gets out with a Jawjacker counter and JTH gets to his feet, JTH then ducks under the clothesline by Blitz and then slides under Blitz who turns around and JTH plants him with a DDT and makes the cover and only a 2 count. JTH then picks up Blitz looking for a Reverse DDT, but Blitz spins out and then hooks up JTH and nails him with a Perfect Plex with the leg hooked and only a 2 count and Blitz whips out a new move. Blitz then looks for his Pumphandle, but JTH slips behind Blitz and turns into the Reverse DDT nailing it on the second attempt. JTH then heads to the top turnbuckle and calls for the Diving Elbow and comes off and nails it into the chest region of Blitz and JTH looks to end it. JTH sets for the Wrestlemania Kick but Blitz rolls back into the corner making JTH go after him and Blitz takes advantage and elbows JTH in the face knocking him around and then Blitz grabs him and drops him with the Pumphandle Backbreaker and delays a bit until he gets to his feet. Blitz then waits for JTH stand and goes for the All Out Blitz, but JTH grabs the ropes as Blitz flips over and lands on his feet and JTH comes out of nowhere with a Wrestlemania Kick and makes the cover and gets the 3 and JTH has defeated Blitz in this highly contested one on one match as JTH gains more momentum for Clash of the Titans II.
(Screen first shows Ganondorf making his way to the ring with an evil smile on his face as the crowd boos. Screen then fades to Chuck Norris coming to the ring and the crowd goes crazy. Ganondorf vs. Norris in the main event is next)
Chuck Norris vs. Ganondorf
Ganon comes down the ramp way as Norris comes down which Norris sees out of the corner of his eye and turns around and ducks the right hand of Ganon and starts punching away at Ganon on the outside, Norris then grabs Ganon looking to bring him to the ring but Ganon blocks it and rams Norris’ face into the side railing on the entrance way taking Norris down. Ganon picks up Norris then whips him hard into the steel steps separating them goes face down on the floor, Ganon then grabs Norris and throws him in the ring and then bell sounds. Norris gets to his feet and starts with the rapid wild shots to the body of Ganon both a hard right hand knocks Norris completely back to the corner, Norris moves from the body splash and then gives Ganon a bunch of kicks to the gut and follows it up with a High Jump Kick to the face staggering Ganon. The referee draws Norris back which Ganon takes advantage of and grabs Norris coming back in and tosses him into the corner and gives him hard body shots knocking the air out of him. Ganon then gives Norris a Single Underhook throw into the middle of the ring and has gained full control, Ganon then goes for the brutal leg drop, but Norris gets out of the way and Norris gets up behind Ganon and takes him down with a Bulldog and makes the cover and only a 2 count. Ganon gets to one knee and Norris looks for a Buzzsaw Kick, but Ganon ducks it and grabs Norris in a Bearhug and then turns it into a Side Slam and hooks a leg and a 2 count. Ganon then grabs Norris with both hands by the throat and lifts him up and turns it into a Blado Bomb Slam and turns it into a cover and a 2 count. Ganon pulls Norris up by one arm and then clotheslines him to the mat, he then pulls him up and does it again, on the third attempt Norris ducks under and rolls up Ganon and only a 2 count, Ganon quickly gets up and boots Norris in the face and takes Norris down. Ganon looks to end the match and grabs Norris by the throat who kicks Ganon in the knee and then gives Ganon a Buzzsaw Kick to the back of the head taking Ganon down to all fours, Ganon then gets to his feet and Norris gives a desperation Norris Kick that takes Ganon down but Ganon is still moving on the mat, Norris then heads to the top turnbuckle and looks to nail something big and comes off as Ganon gets to his feet and gives the big Superkick to the face of Ganon coming and makes the cover, but by then Mr. Clean storms out to the ring and attacks Norris as he is about to pin Ganon and attacks Norris with mounted punches. Just then JTH sprints to the ring and jumps Clean and starts punching away Clean same way until Blitz comes out right behind him pulls JTH off, JTH starts to fight back with right hands to Blitz until Ganon drills JTH with a Big Boot taking JTH down and now all three men are beating down JTH and Chuck Norris. Suddenly Drew McIntyre’s music hits and the three turn to the entrance way as they look on, then the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring with a steel chair in and then Drew runs down to the ring with chair in hand when Clean and Blitz rolls out of the ring, Drew ducks under the clothesline from Ganon and decks Ganon in the face with the chair several times until a big swing knocks Ganon over the ropes and two the outside, Blitz then runs in the ring and Drew sidesteps him throwing him to the outside, but behind Mr. Clean is waiting and goes for the Clean Cut, but Drew shoves him away and then kicks Clean in the gut and hooks the arms and gives him the thumbs down and then plants him with the Future Shock DDT and Clean rolls out of the ring and Drew throws off the shirt on his suit and is pumped to go. Just then Bob Barker’s music hits and the NIWA Commissioner comes out to the entrance.
Barker: Well, well, well. It seems that another situation has occurred. Now last week I announced a tag team match for Saint Patrick’s Day Beatdown next week, but now I have a better idea. I am going to turn that Tag Team Match…into a 6 Man Tag match, featuring Mr. Clean, Blitz, and Ganondorf…teaming up to face JTH, Chuck Norris… and the NIWA World Champion…Drew McIntyre! (Crowd Cheers) Thank you and good night! (Barker’s music plays and Drew looks on at the three men on the outside as JTH gets to his feet behind Drew as the show ends.
Quick Results:
Peter Pan defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir via pinfall to become the number one contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
Buttercup defeated Paris Hilton via pinfall
The Punisher defeated James Bond via pinfall
“Mr. Wrestlemania” JTH defeated Blitz via pinfall
Chuck Norris defeated Ganondorf via DQ