Post by theoc71 on Mar 17, 2011 3:17:03 GMT -8
EMW Starlets
Thursday March 17th, 2011
The Palace Of Auburn Hills
Auburn Hills, Michigan
The show begins with a video recap of The formation of The Lady Horsemen and their impact on last week's show.
Pyro shoots up from the entrance stage as the cameras pan throughout the sold out crowd as they cheer loudly and hold up their signs. We then see that the Starlets set is in St. Patrick's Day colord and then the camera pans to the Broadcast table at ringside where Erin Andrews & Jessica Chobot welcome everyone to the show.
Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, Happy St. Patrick's Day and welcome to EMW Starlets as we are LIVE! From The Palace Of Auburn Hills. Erin Andrews alongside Jessica Chobot at ringside.
Chobot: Tonight, the EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash taking on "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox in a non-title match. But I have to say, if I'm Alissa, I have to be on my toes because Megan has the Women's Money In The Bank and she can cash it in for a shot at either the EMW or NIWA World Women's titles. So there may be a chance that Fox will cash in her Money In The Bank contract tonight.
Andrews: That's not all! Tonight we have a Six Woman Tag Team Elimination Match as Gina Carano, Black Cat & Crimson Viper takes on Olivia Munn, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey of The Lady Horsemen!!
Dark Queen def. Miranda Lawson via pinfall after the Toad Crusher. After the match, Dark Queen goes for another Toad Crusher to Miranda Lawson but Blaze Fielding ran in for the save but Dark Queen made a quick exit before Blaze can get to her.
At the Parking Lot, a long white Limousine has pulled up. Out from the limo comes The Four Lady Horsemen (Olivia Munn, "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox (carrying her Women's MITB Suitcase), EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) as they make their way inside the arena.
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The Princesses impressive victory against The Punk-Teacher Alliance from last week's EMW Starlets.[/center]
Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions The Vampire Slayers (Buffy Summers & Faith Lehane) def. The Outworld Violators (Kitana & Jade) in a non-title match via pinfall when Faith Lehane pinned Jade after the Twist Of Faith. During the match, The Princesses (Princess Peach & Princess Daisy) were seen on the entrance stage scouting the match.
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Kelly Bundy def. Scorpina via pinfall after the Bundy Bounce. After the match, Sara Jean Underwood meets Kelly Bundy outside the ring for a post-match interview.
Underwood: Congratulations, Kelly on that successful win tonight. It seems that you have been on a huge roll since returning from injury.
Kelly: Thanks, Sara. Throughout the time I was out due to injury, I know that I will come back better than ever. Then I saw my father and brother becoming champions last year and I'm determined to become a Champion here on Starlets this year. It's been a long time since I've been a champion in EMW and it's about time I become one again. It doesn't matter if it's the EMW World Women's Championship, the Starlets Championship or I can find a partner and go after the Unified EMW/NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship. I'm determined to be a champion!
Kelly Bundy leaves as she slap hands with some of the fans.
Backstage, Crimson Viper, Gina Carano & Black Cat walks out of the locker room area and makes their way to the ring for the huge Six Woman Tag Team Match against The Lady Horsemen up next.
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The Lady Horsemen (Olivia Munn, EMW Starlets Champion Katy Perry & Sasha Grey) def. Gina Carano, Black Cat & Crimson Viper via pinfall when Olivia Munn pinned Black Cat after Katy Perry hit Black Cat in the back of the head with the Starlets title belt as Cat had Munn in the Black Cat Curse and the referee was telling Viper and Carano to get back to their corners.
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Baywatch (Carmen Electra & Pamela Anderson) def. The Punk-Teacher Alliance (Candy Cane & Miss Spencer) via pinfall when Carmen Electra pinned Miss Spencer after the Electra Kick. After the match, Lady Gaga & Emma Frost attacked Baywatch from behind. Frost hits Electra with the Frost Chop and Gaga hits Anderson with the Bad Romance. Gaga and Frost then leave the ring celebrating over what they did as the crowd boos loudly.
Backstage, Sara Underwood is standing by with "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox.
Underwood: Megan, coming up next, you face the EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash in a non-title match. But you do have the Women's Money In The Bank which means...
Fox: Yeah, yeah! I know what it means, Sara. I'm not stupid! I have cashed it before and became the longest reigning champion in EMW's history and I might do that tonight after I beat Alissa Flash so badly that when I cash it in. She will be defenseless.
Underwood: But what would Olivia Munn think about this since she has a Last Starlets Standing Match against Flash at No Retreat for the title?!
Fox: I've talked with Olivia and and it don't matter if it's me or Olivia...As long as the World Women's Title is in the possesion of The Lady Horsemen!
Fox then leaves as her non-title main event against Alissa Flash is next.
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EMW World Women's Champion "The Future Legend" Alissa Flash vs. "Ms. Money In The Bank" Megan Fox never started. As Flash was heading to the ring, Olivia Munn ran in and attacked Flash from behind with a Steel Chair. Munn then hits Flash with the A.O.T.C. on the rampway. Sasha Grey and Katy Perry then ran in and picked up Flash and sends her to the ring. Fox then grabs her Women's Money In The Bank suitcase and hands it to the referee informing her that she is cashing it in. The referee checks on Flash to see if she can go on and just as she was about to call for the bell, Crimson Viper arrived from the crowd and hits Megan Fox with a Springboard Dropkick. Viper tries to fight off the Lady Horsemen, but the numbers game catches up with her as the rest of The Lady Horsemen ran in and attacked Crimson Viper. Suddenly, Gina Carano & Black Cat ran in to make the save and then Alissa Flash exits the ring and gets out a Steel Chair before returning to the ring and cleared The Lady Horsemen by swinging the steel chair. It was informed that the title match never really got underway so that means Megan Fox didn't officially cashed in her Money In The Bank. Flash, Viper, Carano & Cat stood tall in the ring as The Lady Horsemen are on the rampway talking trash.
Alissa Flash hold up the EMW World Women's Championship before celebrating with Crimson Viper, Gina Carano and Black Cat as the show ends for this week.
"Welcome To The Family" by Avenged Sevenfold from their latest album "Nightmare" Available Now is the official theme song to EMW No Retreat.